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Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:20:40 am »
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/mars-hill-church-closes-branches-after-founder-mark-driscoll-calls-women-penis-homes-9723429.html

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An Evangelical mega church is closing branches after comments made by its founder Mark Driscoll where he referred to women as “penis homes” were unearthed by a blogger.

Mars Hill spokesman Justin Dean said financial pressures are forcing the cutbacks in the wake of negative press surrounding the church and its founder, who has stepped down for six weeks amid concerns surrounding his leadership.

The Seattle-based church has been growing steadily over the past 18 years to reach 15 branches in five states. Now, Mars Hill church leaders say they plan to cut between 30 and 40 per cent of paid staff.

The attendance figures at branches of Mars Hill combined have dropped from about 12,000 to 13,000 a week at the start of the year to about 8,000 to 9,000 a week.

“We’ve basically found ourselves in a tough financial position,” Mr Dean told The Seattle Times. “We started the year the strongest we’ve ever been, but since then we’ve seen a decline in attendance and giving, and we saw a steep decline over the last two months.”

Its leader, Pastor Mark Driscoll has recently been accused of posting offensive comments on the Mars Hill online forum almost 15 years ago under a pseudo name.

In 2000, Mr Driscoll posted a message on a Church board under the name William Wallace II, which read: “Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home.

In another post he suggested the wives of pastor’s who have an affair may be in some encouraging his infidelity by “letting themselves go”, Vocativ reports.

The pastor is also accused of plagiarising passages in one of his books, misuse of church funds and improper behaviour toward subordinates, according to the Religion News Service.

Church elders are interviewing the pastor about allegations made against him during the six week period.

I swear, this is like something you'd read in The Onion.

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Re: Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2014, 11:58:43 am »
Better Homes & Genitals.  :P  ::)

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Re: Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2014, 10:55:10 pm »
Home is where the penis is.

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Re: Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2014, 12:49:42 am »
I was sad because I was homeless, until I met someone who didn't even have a penis.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
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Re: Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2014, 12:50:37 am »
On one hand his comments make him sound like he'd be a great MRA, but then again he's religious.

 

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Re: Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2014, 12:55:42 am »
On one hand his comments make him sound like he'd be a great MRA, but then again he's religious.

 

That just means that not only is he "enlightened by his own euphoria" (or how did that go) he is also enlightened by God and therefore better MRA than the regular fedoratheists.
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Re: Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2014, 03:03:42 am »
So basically another asshole decided to go for the get rich quick option of starting your own mega church, and now all those years of being an asshole has finally caught up with him.

I really wish this kind of thing surprised me.

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Re: Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2014, 08:29:48 am »
Wanna start a mega church?  I'll go one step worse than all of them combined: I'll be the head of an ultra-popular, obscenely rich mega church...that's secretly an atheist.  I'll reveal myself after about 10 or 15 years, and I'll then write a book, and be set for life.
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2014, 04:38:30 pm »
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Re: Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2014, 06:27:11 pm »
Pros: Rush Limbaugh is sent to the hospital with severe stress related illness resulting from 36 hours of ranting
You get congratulated by multiple progressive figures

Cons:You are also the hero of over 60% of the men's rights community


Personally I think getting Rush to break down on tears during a live broadcast would be well worth it.

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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2014, 07:37:45 am »
Pros: Rush Limbaugh is sent to the hospital with severe stress related illness resulting from 36 hours of ranting
You get congratulated by multiple progressive figures

Cons:You are also the hero of over 60% of the men's rights community


Personally I think getting Rush to break down on tears during a live broadcast would be well worth it.

Oh fuck yes.  Especially if I can get Rush to convert to my church.  I'd take his tiny, black heart in my hands...and crush it with a smile on my face.  After bilking the poor sap of every last dime in his bank account.
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Re: Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2014, 04:07:24 pm »
I'm still confused as to why a megachurch is naming itself after a pagan deity.
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Re: Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2014, 06:10:02 pm »
I'm still confused as to why a megachurch is naming itself after a pagan deity.

People are too stupid to realize that the names of the planets are all based off old Roman/Greek gods.
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Re: Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2014, 06:12:47 pm »
I'm still confused as to why a megachurch is naming itself after a pagan deity.

People are too stupid to realize that the names of the planets are all based off old Roman/Greek gods.

Considering this guy has less tact than Kanye West, I wouldn't be surprised if he was some kind of idiot savant.