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Posted by: Kanzenkankaku
« on: June 26, 2018, 04:16:16 am »

Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands, or is that just a stereotype?

One time a terrorist was going to blow up a plane I was on but I told him it was all going to be okay and he didn't go through with it and then the plane itself clapped and we all died anyway.

I hate it when that happens.

I know right? Dying that day was very inconvenient for me.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: June 26, 2018, 04:04:20 am »

Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands, or is that just a stereotype?

One time a terrorist was going to blow up a plane I was on but I told him it was all going to be okay and he didn't go through with it and then the plane itself clapped and we all died anyway.

I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Kanzenkankaku
« on: June 26, 2018, 04:02:17 am »

Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands, or is that just a stereotype?

One time a terrorist was going to blow up a plane I was on but I told him it was all going to be okay and he didn't go through with it and then the plane itself clapped and we all died anyway.
Posted by: KingOfRhye
« on: June 26, 2018, 12:50:09 am »

I've taken one plane trip in my life....six if you count every leg of the three-leg round trip, and no one clapped.
Posted by: ironbite
« on: June 25, 2018, 03:54:50 pm »

I know I do.

Ironbite-cause the other outcome is.....tragic.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: June 24, 2018, 11:53:58 pm »

Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands, or is that just a stereotype?
Posted by: davedan
« on: April 09, 2018, 12:51:54 am »

Also you can tell your son that they are the extension of Odin's spirit and mind and he;s young enough to believe you.
Posted by: Veras
« on: April 08, 2018, 11:22:49 pm »

Crows are my new favorite animal.  They're all over the place right now, and they're loud and obnoxious and shout all the time.  And my 19-month old son mimics them and shouts back.  If it were possible to die of a cuteness overdose, it would have happened to me today.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: April 07, 2018, 07:56:35 am »

I just discovered that the official record for world's longest fictional story goes to a Super Smash Bros fanfiction of all things, clocking in at just over four million words. The best part is that it's not even done yet. It seems that there truly is no limit to what can be achieved with only an internet connection and a stupid amount of free time.
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: March 02, 2018, 06:03:08 pm »

My lighter fluid advertised itself as "low-odor."  I was sold a bottle of highly flammable lies.
Posted by: Kanzenkankaku
« on: March 02, 2018, 03:37:32 am »

I just realized Gilbert Gottfried is like the real life version of all those drawn and animated characters who never seem to open their eyes.
You mean Asians? I'm pretty certain they already exist IRL.

That joke was so bad you should be awarded the title of "Thread Kira"
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: March 01, 2018, 09:04:48 pm »

I just realized Gilbert Gottfried is like the real life version of all those drawn and animated characters who never seem to open their eyes.
You mean Asians? I'm pretty certain they already exist IRL.
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: March 01, 2018, 09:02:09 pm »

Go tell Vegeta that.

Ironbite-I dares ya.

Not Royal Blue, regular Blue.  Jeets went properly Blue.
Posted by: Lana Reverse
« on: March 01, 2018, 02:28:34 pm »

I just realized Gilbert Gottfried is like the real life version of all those drawn and animated characters who never seem to open their eyes.
Posted by: ironbite
« on: March 01, 2018, 12:18:48 pm »

Go tell Vegeta that.

Ironbite-I dares ya.