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Title: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 04, 2012, 02:31:29 am
Cough.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2012, 02:34:12 am
Oh no you di'in't.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 04, 2012, 02:36:03 am
Girlfriend, don't go there.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: VirtualStranger on January 04, 2012, 02:37:39 am
OH SNAP
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2012, 02:38:10 am
Gurrl, you jus jelly.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 04, 2012, 02:41:33 am
You are not prepared for my delicious gelatin dessert.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2012, 02:46:17 am
But I trained really hard to be prepared.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 04, 2012, 02:51:09 am
What of my delicious pudding? I SEE. I HAVE STUMPED YOU WITH DAIRY CONFECTIONS.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2012, 02:52:39 am
I DIDN'T TRAIN FOR THE PUDDING, RAAAAH
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 04, 2012, 03:11:07 am
I must be really tired, because I read "train" and thought it was the wrong word, as if the transportation and the verb are two different spellings.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Undecided on January 04, 2012, 03:18:42 am
I DIDN'T TRAIN FOR THE PUDDING, RAAAAH
I must be really tired, because I read "train" and thought it was the wrong word, as if the transportation and the verb are two different spellings.
Then take the bus instead.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4139/4799248665_b4a18c1f26.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 04, 2012, 03:19:51 am
I'm scared.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 04, 2012, 03:20:02 am
I read it as "I didn't rain for the pudding." Rain isn't very delicious.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2012, 03:32:19 am
Some playas make it rain for hoes. I make it rain for some nice smooth pudding.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on January 04, 2012, 04:30:56 am
Oh thread Killer thread...how I love you.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 04, 2012, 04:31:48 am
it's rainin' men?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2012, 04:37:52 am
I love how all the familiar threads have been recreated. It's feeling more like home. Now we just need all the familiar folks.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jedi Knight on January 04, 2012, 06:54:33 am
Aaand...we're back!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 04, 2012, 09:22:46 am
I like how the thread title is not a question.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 04, 2012, 10:20:32 am
I'M SORRY I FAILED
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 04, 2012, 10:22:21 am
No, you succeeded.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 04, 2012, 01:17:11 pm
No, you are the demons.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2012, 01:20:14 pm
There appears to be a Shane mod now.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 04, 2012, 01:21:10 pm
There is one, yes.

I have androgynous women too.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 04, 2012, 01:21:34 pm
Shane wasn't a mod before...?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 04, 2012, 01:22:26 pm
Shane wasn't a mod before...?

I was not. I helped in other ways before.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 04, 2012, 01:24:31 pm
Ahhh. OK.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 04, 2012, 01:25:19 pm
Congrats, Shane.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 04, 2012, 01:32:46 pm
Thank you kindly!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Keiro Dreamwalker on January 04, 2012, 02:15:07 pm
Yup. I added her as a Global Moderator because I needed someone else besides myself that knew the forum setup as well as I do for whenever I'm dead asleep or otherwise incommunicado.

Edit: And really, if I had gone ahead with my idea of assigning her permissions, I'd have set her up as an Administrator so she could be my counterpart when it comes to configuring SMF and the like... but decided not to.

You have to have admin access or at least moderator access to even be able to view certain stuff and be able to go, "Okay, if you go here and do that, then go this way, do this...". Hence why I did that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2012, 02:22:52 pm
I'm about to start the crazy task of backing up the old IRC Quotes thread. The memories must live.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on January 04, 2012, 03:05:12 pm
Ooh, we have markup for spoilers now!
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 04, 2012, 03:06:31 pm
Ooh, we have markup for spoilers now!
(click to show/hide)
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b52/sidog/art/hey.png)
You stop that. Stop that right now.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 04, 2012, 03:48:07 pm
Ever since watching Firefly, I've liked cutting my apples open to eat them, even though I know I won't find any with mini-grenades in them.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 04, 2012, 04:11:09 pm
I'm about to start the crazy task of backing up the old IRC Quotes thread. The memories must live.

HADES

I fuckin love you, man.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 04, 2012, 06:12:49 pm
But... But... the first post in Thread Killer is supposed to be

Quote from: SaveTheBales
Any thread killers out there?

I feel like one at times. I don't know if it's just me spouting stupid shit for which there's no rational response (cause I'm a goofy bastard and have no pride), or because I just get ignored. Having no pride I don't let it bother me. But I've noticed it on more than one message board.

Anyone who feels the same, please post your thoughts. Anyone who thinks I'm just a goofy bastard thread-killing asshat, ignore me. I'm OK with that, too.

My life no longer has meaning.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2012, 07:19:21 pm
I'm about to start the crazy task of backing up the old IRC Quotes thread. The memories must live.

HADES

I fuckin love you, man.

SLEEPFACE

I fuckin' love you, gurrl
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 05, 2012, 12:46:35 am
Bubbles.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 05, 2012, 12:52:40 am
MY BUBBLES!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Mira on January 05, 2012, 01:10:56 am
This keeps forcing me to do a double take.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/35d96dx.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 05, 2012, 02:09:04 am
Mine's less pixelated, therefore better.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 05, 2012, 02:22:35 am
But... But... the first post in Thread Killer is supposed to be

Quote from: SaveTheBales
Any thread killers out there?

I feel like one at times. I don't know if it's just me spouting stupid shit for which there's no rational response (cause I'm a goofy bastard and have no pride), or because I just get ignored. Having no pride I don't let it bother me. But I've noticed it on more than one message board.

Anyone who feels the same, please post your thoughts. Anyone who thinks I'm just a goofy bastard thread-killing asshat, ignore me. I'm OK with that, too.

My life no longer has meaning.


I almost copied that over, but I decided I'd ruin a few lives instead.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jedi Knight on January 05, 2012, 04:58:22 am
My life no longer has meaning.

Meaning is overrated anyway.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: GLaDOS on January 05, 2012, 10:24:51 am
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on January 05, 2012, 11:10:39 am
I had my first bowel movement of the year this morning. Finally. I was getting a little worried.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 05, 2012, 11:23:50 am
But... But... the first post in Thread Killer is supposed to be

Quote from: SaveTheBales
Any thread killers out there?

I feel like one at times. I don't know if it's just me spouting stupid shit for which there's no rational response (cause I'm a goofy bastard and have no pride), or because I just get ignored. Having no pride I don't let it bother me. But I've noticed it on more than one message board.

Anyone who feels the same, please post your thoughts. Anyone who thinks I'm just a goofy bastard thread-killing asshat, ignore me. I'm OK with that, too.

My life no longer has meaning.

*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*

Oh, you weren't saying that people weren't being mean anymore. Oops.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 05, 2012, 01:00:13 pm
I had my first bowel movement of the year this morning. Finally. I was getting a little worried.

Delicious.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 05, 2012, 04:59:33 pm
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.

FARTS
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 05, 2012, 05:27:39 pm
My life no longer has meaning.

*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*

Oh, you weren't saying that people weren't being mean anymore. Oops.
No, but I appreciate the gesture anyway.

Fact: I saved the Thread Killer OP in a txt file and a copy of SaveTheBales' avatar, just in case the forum collapsed and we needed to rebuild. Again. And then this happens.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 05, 2012, 05:41:56 pm
Such foresight.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 05, 2012, 09:36:02 pm
My life no longer has meaning.

*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*

Oh, you weren't saying that people weren't being mean anymore. Oops.
No, but I appreciate the gesture anyway.

Fact: I saved the Thread Killer OP in a txt file and a copy of SaveTheBales' avatar, just in case the forum collapsed and we needed to rebuild. Again. And then this happens.

That makes me even more giddy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 06, 2012, 04:51:52 am
Has anyone seen the calories in one muffin? What the hell are they putting into muffins?!?!?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 06, 2012, 08:52:10 am
The calories only make it more delicious. But I still try not to eat them, because I've seen the number too.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 06, 2012, 11:20:22 am
(http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/3/97523/1232480/new%20thread%20killer_small.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 06, 2012, 11:46:10 am
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.
Well, I’m a pen!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: GLaDOS on January 06, 2012, 11:59:11 am
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.
Well, I’m a pen!
That's funny. Do you know what else is funny? The computer is replacing the pen, I mean, just look where you're posting from.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 06, 2012, 01:43:43 pm
I look forward to a relaxing retirement. Complete with pension.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: GLaDOS on January 06, 2012, 01:52:46 pm
I look forward to a relaxing retirement. Complete with pension.
you must suffer a punishment for that! Deaht's too good for you. First, you'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill you
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 06, 2012, 02:02:45 pm
Will I get to scream back at the robots?

And you could do so much worse to me. I think you know that, but you’re afraid to do so because you know that I am mighter than the sword.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 06, 2012, 02:13:43 pm
No, a proper punishment would be to use him to draw very, very bad Twighlight fancomics.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 06, 2012, 02:15:10 pm
Huh, I've not posted here yet. Have some carrots:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uqBx13aymCE/TE7W1JLmByI/AAAAAAAADb0/BekLmYjctcw/s400/41J36PY5RJL.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: GLaDOS on January 06, 2012, 02:45:03 pm
Will I get to scream back at the robots?

And you could do so much worse to me. I think you know that, but you’re afraid to do so because you know that I am mighter than the sword.
I must agree on the fact that the pen can create more heinous crimes against humanity than a sword could ever comprehend. I mean, just look at "My Immortal".

Wait, I have a better idea...
Your new punishment is to be forced to commit the entire text of "My Immortal" to memory, spelling and grammatical errors included, and then have to recite it out loud for the rest of your life...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 06, 2012, 03:23:28 pm
Noooooooooooo!

I am teh Despair…
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 06, 2012, 03:38:45 pm
Eh, it could be worse. If it involved the Eye of Argon, for example, or any other sensory organ belonging to a noble gas.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 07, 2012, 05:13:24 pm
I hope Jazzy signs up for the new forum soon. And finds out the new route to the IRC. Jaaaaaaaaazzy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 07, 2012, 05:17:08 pm
I hope Jazzy signs up for the new forum soon. And finds out the new route to the IRC. Jaaaaaaaaazzy.

Already is on the new forum: See? (http://forums.fstdt.net/profile/SugarfreeJazz/)

As for the new IRC, that is somethin' I do not know.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 07, 2012, 05:24:21 pm
Woo!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 07, 2012, 05:44:13 pm
But now she can still your liver, Hades.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 07, 2012, 05:46:41 pm
Huh, I've not posted here yet. Have some carrots:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uqBx13aymCE/TE7W1JLmByI/AAAAAAAADb0/BekLmYjctcw/s400/41J36PY5RJL.jpg)

Those are some funky veggies.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 07, 2012, 05:51:50 pm
Where can I get carrots like that?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 07, 2012, 05:55:09 pm
Where can I get carrots like that?

You have to splice the DNA of an alicorn with the DNA of a radish.

It's genetic manipulation! It's playing God!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 07, 2012, 06:01:21 pm
I think I can handle that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 07, 2012, 06:01:40 pm
I got the picture from here. (http://www.sweetadditions.net/food-drinks/purple-carrots-wiki-health-benefits)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 07, 2012, 09:33:27 pm
They should be an ingredient in Gay Soup, which would obviously have to have a white sauce.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 08, 2012, 12:47:20 am
I would eat so much gay soup.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 08, 2012, 02:23:43 pm
If you are straight and eat gay soup, does that make you gay or bi?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 08, 2012, 02:45:35 pm
It makes you fabulous.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 08, 2012, 04:03:24 pm
What if you are already fabulous?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 08, 2012, 06:02:19 pm
You can never be too fabulous.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 08, 2012, 06:33:55 pm
I'd like to achieve Fabulous Level 20.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 08, 2012, 06:46:32 pm
I believe in you.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 08, 2012, 07:41:06 pm
You know, I could use a bit of fabulosity. Bring on the soup!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 08, 2012, 10:38:17 pm
I'd be so much easier if gay guys just jizzed the soup.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on January 08, 2012, 10:51:21 pm
Do they have to be completely gay, or could bi guys jizz in it too?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 08, 2012, 10:52:41 pm
Bi guys can, but they produce less.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ranger_Joe on January 09, 2012, 01:15:21 am
What if it's a straight guy who is just really open to anyone pursuing whatever sexuality pleases them?  8)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Thejebusfire on January 09, 2012, 01:18:47 am
They should be an ingredient in Gay Soup, which would obviously have to have a white sauce.

I wouldn't eat the gay soup, I would rub the white sauce all over me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 09, 2012, 01:54:59 pm
What if it's a straight guy who is just really open to anyone pursuing whatever sexuality pleases them?  8)
While the guy is all-around decent, he doesn’t sound very fabulous.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 11, 2012, 06:36:21 am
I'm wondering. Once everyone's fully shifted from the old forum to here and it's undoubtedly and completely dead, would anyone object to me posting fucktons of porn over there until proboards shuts it down? After all, when you abandon ship, it's rather poor form not to scuttle it (assuming it's not already sinking).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DarkfireTaimatsu on January 11, 2012, 06:41:06 am
I think that'd be in fairly poor taste, and also that keeping the old forum around is useful as an archive. There is a lot of history and still-useful posts over there, and also some memories and whatnot.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 11, 2012, 06:46:21 am
That's a good point, though won't proboards likely pull the plug anyway once they figure out it's been abandoned? No sense wasting bandwidth on keeping a dead forum online.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jodie on January 11, 2012, 07:03:34 am
No more necrofucking the old forum I guess. -sadface-
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jack Bauer on January 11, 2012, 01:46:42 pm
I was wondering...

If you fail, you are not really a total failure as, at the very least, you have been successful at failing.

If you see what I mean.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 11, 2012, 04:53:45 pm
Doesn't count unless failing was your goal.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 11, 2012, 05:06:26 pm
I'm wondering. Once everyone's fully shifted from the old forum to here and it's undoubtedly and completely dead, would anyone object to me posting fucktons of porn over there until proboards shuts it down? After all, when you abandon ship, it's rather poor form not to scuttle it (assuming it's not already sinking).

I would object. I'm backing up the quote thread and I'm still not finished.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 11, 2012, 05:35:34 pm
I would object because I have some real cool posts over there.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 11, 2012, 05:38:26 pm
I was wondering...

If you fail, you are not really a total failure as, at the very least, you have been successful at failing.

If you see what I mean.

And if you succeed, you fail to fail, right?

So does this potentially mean, and hence we can hypothesise, that any absolute in a physical realm produces a paradox?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jack Bauer on January 12, 2012, 09:21:21 am
And if you succeed, you fail to fail, right?

So does this potentially mean, and hence we can hypothesise, that any absolute in a physical realm produces a paradox?

It would seem an inescapable inevitability.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jedi Knight on January 13, 2012, 08:39:11 am
And if you succeed, you fail to fail, right?

So does this potentially mean, and hence we can hypothesise, that any absolute in a physical realm produces a paradox?

Absolutely!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Radiation on January 13, 2012, 07:46:54 pm
That is one astounding paradox.

Also cheeseburgers.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 13, 2012, 08:14:41 pm
Counterpoint: if absolutes produce paradox, then how do you explain [insert name of highly unpopular person]'s absolute shittiness?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 13, 2012, 08:52:37 pm
Shittyness has the power to break the paradox. Duh!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 13, 2012, 09:47:24 pm
Only Sith deal in absolutes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 13, 2012, 09:53:14 pm
Makes you wonder why the Jedi never talk about the grey side of the Force.

Or maybe they do? My knowledge of Star Wars is quite lacking.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 13, 2012, 10:01:07 pm
There is no 'grey side'. There are grey Jedi which have both light and dark side powers used. However you can think of 'grey side' as the Unifying Force (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unifying_Force) if you desire, I suppose.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 14, 2012, 10:35:38 am
Light and Dark side powers get pretty fuzzy when you look at the origin of the Jedi and Sith, and how it was the Jedi that declared certain powers to be Dark, adding to the list over the millennia when they found one that didn't fit with their ever changing ideology.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 14, 2012, 11:23:33 am
There's a reason I prefer to have my characters start out bright eyed and bushy tailed training under the Jedi only to realize 'fuck... these guys are massive idiots and have no touch with reality' and fall from grace to be what is called a 'grey jedi' even if she doesn't exactly call herself that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 14, 2012, 11:32:26 am
Also cheeseburgers.
Better: Butterburger Cheeseburgers.

Mmmmmmm!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Radiation on January 14, 2012, 01:12:23 pm
Also cheeseburgers.
Better: Butterburger Cheeseburgers.

Mmmmmmm!

I know right, ugh I wish I could get to a Culver's right now.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on January 14, 2012, 05:26:54 pm
Also cheeseburgers.
Better: Turkey Cheeseburgers.

Mmmmmmm!
Fixed that for you.  :P
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 14, 2012, 05:43:10 pm
Nope. Burger is Beef! :D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 14, 2012, 06:05:26 pm
There is no 'grey side'. There are grey Jedi which have both light and dark side powers used. However you can think of 'grey side' as the Unifying Force (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unifying_Force) if you desire, I suppose.
That's kinda my point. The Jedi, with their stark light-and-dark division, seem to be, y'know, dealing in absolutes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: armandtanzarian on January 15, 2012, 12:44:16 pm
I have this sudden craving for instant noodles.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 15, 2012, 04:05:37 pm
Ooh, that makes me want ramen. Tasty lunch, here I come.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 15, 2012, 05:23:41 pm
There is no 'grey side'. There are grey Jedi which have both light and dark side powers used. However you can think of 'grey side' as the Unifying Force (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unifying_Force) if you desire, I suppose.
That's kinda my point. The Jedi, with their stark light-and-dark division, seem to be, y'know, dealing in absolutes.
Oh, so you're going after the quote about how it's... gotcha. *shrugs*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 16, 2012, 12:53:46 am
Did the member picture thread go somewhere or am I just blind?

Edit:
Never mind, I found it!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 16, 2012, 01:14:30 pm
So, several days into a bout of what I am assuming is strep throat and I have no idea what to take for it. I don't like taking nyquil, brand name or store brand, cause it makes me feel loopy and I don't like that. I'll go to the doctor if it gets bad enough but I prefer to let my immune system work itself out. Suggestions on how to ride out the storm?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 16, 2012, 03:38:56 pm
I think my dark sense of humor is going to get me in trouble some day. Amazingly not everyone likes abortion jokes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 16, 2012, 03:46:57 pm
Go for dead baby jokes, then, they're much less controversial.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 16, 2012, 03:52:25 pm
And equally in bad taste, I'll have to try that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 16, 2012, 05:06:00 pm
I think my dark sense of humor is going to get me in trouble some day. Amazingly not everyone likes abortion jokes.
I don't understand.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 16, 2012, 05:52:43 pm
I figure eventually I'll offend someone and they'll make a fuss.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 17, 2012, 12:21:53 am
So, several days into a bout of what I am assuming is strep throat and I have no idea what to take for it. I don't like taking nyquil, brand name or store brand, cause it makes me feel loopy and I don't like that. I'll go to the doctor if it gets bad enough but I prefer to let my immune system work itself out. Suggestions on how to ride out the storm?

Just go to the ruddy doctor. That's what they're there for. Nothing OTC is meant to treat that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 17, 2012, 01:09:22 am
I think my dark sense of humor is going to get me in trouble some day. Amazingly not everyone likes abortion jokes.
So you're just gonna abort them, then?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 17, 2012, 09:16:22 am
Just go to the ruddy doctor. That's what they're there for.
Easier said than done (and paid for) in some jurisdictions. :(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 17, 2012, 10:54:21 am
Yes, I realize that. I'm basically saying there really is nothing that will help the strep throat OTC. You generally need antibiotics. You can try to control symptoms by taking your normal tylenol and whatever you take for a sore throat (I guess some cold meds from a local pharmacy along with lozanges). But other than that... you're not gonna cure it without a doctor.

ETA- Of course I'm not saying it can't go away on its own, duh. Just if you want it gone sooner, etc., go to a doctor.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 17, 2012, 11:26:46 am
Eh, you just hit one of my buttons. I’ve been without proper medical care for too long.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 17, 2012, 05:41:31 pm
I learnt today (re-learnt? It seemed vaguely familiar) that there's a something called The Decameron.

I also learnt that it doesn't remove David Cameron from anything.

How disappointing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 18, 2012, 03:25:19 pm
Smite for possibly not knowing about the Decameron before today.

And also because you were at +2/-1.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 18, 2012, 03:27:30 pm
Smite for possibly not knowing about the Decameron before today.

And also because you were at +2/-1.
Smite because it's a button.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 19, 2012, 05:55:42 pm
Smite because prime numbers.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 19, 2012, 06:30:29 pm
Exalt because both were odd.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 19, 2012, 06:31:23 pm
Smite for possibly not knowing about the Decameron before today.

Smite for not removing the British Prime Minister.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 19, 2012, 10:23:03 pm
I would smite you but I'm quite fond of seeing an even number of exalt/smite.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Radiation on January 20, 2012, 01:51:27 pm
I'm just trying to up my count post.

Chickens!

Can I say any non-sensical thing in here?

Chicaroon macaroon! Hey Macarena!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 20, 2012, 01:55:50 pm
Gah! Not the Macarena.

Don't make me make you do the Train.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Eniliad on January 20, 2012, 02:12:06 pm
"Left sock plus Spider Kneecap equals 'the fuck'! LEARN!"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Radiation on January 20, 2012, 02:22:04 pm
"Left sock plus Spider Kneecap equals 'the fuck'! LEARN!"

So what is the answer to that equation? Quick! The world depends on it! Why? How the fuck should I know!

Roosters!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 20, 2012, 06:11:40 pm
This is entirely too silly.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 20, 2012, 06:50:37 pm
No, you so silly!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 20, 2012, 08:53:15 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/6OgT4.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Radiation on January 20, 2012, 08:54:38 pm
Y'all are silly.

I shall now name another animal.

Quails!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 20, 2012, 09:10:45 pm
I will see your quails...
(http://i.imgur.com/KCpOr.gif)


And raise you a jackalope!
(http://i.imgur.com/xKViL.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 20, 2012, 09:39:16 pm
Ah, the jackalope.

"Fast as fast can be! You'll never catch me!"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Eniliad on January 20, 2012, 09:43:04 pm
"Friends! Countrymen! Fellow Citizens! Lend me your testicles!"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 20, 2012, 09:46:22 pm
Big government is stealing our taxes testicles!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 20, 2012, 09:54:35 pm
I will see your quails...
(http://i.imgur.com/KCpOr.gif)


And raise you a jackalope!
(http://i.imgur.com/xKViL.jpg)
And now, a lamprey, with bonus human.
(http://looneynature.com/img/lamprey/lamprey08.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 20, 2012, 11:08:19 pm
Behold, the most amazing animal of all:

The dog.
(http://completedogfood.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/complete-dog-food.bmp)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 20, 2012, 11:22:54 pm
Behold, the most amazing animal of all:

The dog.
(http://completedogfood.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/complete-dog-food.bmp)
(http://images01.olx.com/ui/1/81/76/8397576_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 21, 2012, 12:34:52 am
(http://madmikesamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/playing-dog-wth-god.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Eniliad on January 21, 2012, 01:08:34 am
http://forums.fstdt.net/fstdt-lounge/another-internet-hurr-durr-random-action-describes-your-sexual-proclivities-game/msg10186/#msg10186
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 21, 2012, 01:12:02 am
Doggy says meow.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 21, 2012, 09:20:57 am
I got my first smite. I don't know what it's for, but I will  cherish it forever.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 21, 2012, 09:27:24 am
Because it is a button and buttons are made to be pushed.

Which makes you wonder what they're thinking when they label something "Do not push". That just makes a lot of people want to push more.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 21, 2012, 09:42:47 am
I got my first smite. I don't know what it's for, but I will  cherish it forever.
Legs
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 21, 2012, 10:10:38 am
(http://cfb.unh.edu/phycokey/Choices/Bacillariophyceae/Pennate/araphe/araphe_unicell/SYNEDRA/Synedra_07_300x276_radians_3D.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 21, 2012, 10:56:20 am
Is that some sort of algae?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 21, 2012, 10:58:31 am
Is that some sort of algae?
Yeah, some species in the synedra genus.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 21, 2012, 12:44:21 pm
Because it is a button and buttons are made to be pushed.

Which makes you wonder what they're thinking when they label something "Do not push". That just makes a lot of people want to push more.
That's exactly what labelling such is for, so when the trap it triggers activates the fault is totally on them, as it said not to push it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 21, 2012, 02:01:38 pm
It seems like there's about four different conversations in this thread right now, and I can't be doing with that, so here's a man with a jetpack delivering mail.

(http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/paleofuture/files/2011/11/581004-ctwt-sm.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 21, 2012, 02:40:07 pm
That looks like an image pulled from my father's head.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: VeneTheLesser on January 21, 2012, 08:45:55 pm
Why can I post without an account?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 21, 2012, 11:24:49 pm
I fear for my life.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 22, 2012, 11:37:44 am
Has anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".

(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/Chi_Shiro/406997_2922847343813_1039735034_3016864_1199198600_n.jpg)

...

Past life?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 22, 2012, 12:18:59 pm
Why can I post without an account?
You can't. That post never happened.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 22, 2012, 01:15:26 pm
Has anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".

(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/Chi_Shiro/406997_2922847343813_1039735034_3016864_1199198600_n.jpg)

...

Past life?
Well, you can flip a coin and land on Heads twice in a row, you know.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 22, 2012, 01:43:20 pm
Has anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".

(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/Chi_Shiro/406997_2922847343813_1039735034_3016864_1199198600_n.jpg)

...

Past life?
Well, you can flip a coin and land on Heads twice in a row, you know.

Very true. You can flip a coin 50 time and have it land on heads every time.

There needs to be a "trying to look sweet and just coming off as shifty" smiley.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 23, 2012, 11:25:48 am
I just ate some questionable chicken noodle soup I found in the fridge. Questionable as in "does this smell fermented to you? Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine". Feel free to point and laugh if my digestive system gives me some much deserved payback.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 23, 2012, 11:44:06 am
I have pocky.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 23, 2012, 12:43:48 pm
Pocky, much like beer, is proof that there is at least one god out there who loves us and wants us to be happy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 23, 2012, 02:34:04 pm
Has anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".

(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/Chi_Shiro/406997_2922847343813_1039735034_3016864_1199198600_n.jpg)

...

Past life?
Well, you can flip a coin and land on Heads twice in a row, you know.

Very true. You can flip a coin 50 time and have it land on heads every time.
So you’re saying you’ve been a bitch in your past 50 lives? :D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 23, 2012, 02:48:58 pm
 ;) Though this one I seem to have developed a curious fixation with anthropomorphisms and Train-Wreck Syndrome.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 23, 2012, 03:04:37 pm
Next up in the series of CtraK's Ngaging Science Fictional Wonderland, the machine for emitting eerie Tron-esque light.*

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/85/Xenon_hall_thruster.jpg/640px-Xenon_hall_thruster.jpg)

*may not be actual function.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 23, 2012, 03:53:17 pm
Today I spent half the morning thinking about applying Laplace's rule of succession to Karma. Why? I don't know, but I suspect it's because my job is boring.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 23, 2012, 04:01:14 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/oPE7P.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 23, 2012, 04:39:30 pm
That makes me want to set fire to my screen.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 23, 2012, 04:41:09 pm
Someone tried to tell me a hymen was proof of god because it has no functional purpose but to prove virginity.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 23, 2012, 04:48:34 pm
When you get a chance, could you slap that person upside the head for me?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 23, 2012, 04:56:45 pm
Will do.

I, myself, always thought it was some weird evolutionary throw back like wisdom teeth.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 23, 2012, 04:56:58 pm
That makes me want to set fire to my screen.
You don't like Daphnia? But it just wants to be your friend.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 23, 2012, 07:27:51 pm
Will do.
Thanks. Appreciate that. ;D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 23, 2012, 09:15:43 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/oPE7P.gif)
It's strangely adorable.

In another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 23, 2012, 09:47:21 pm
I'm just using the default value (which I think is 15), as I'm lazy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 23, 2012, 10:24:09 pm
n another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?
I’m on 25.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 24, 2012, 05:33:42 am
In another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?
I use 50. I'm just that hardcore.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Mira on January 24, 2012, 03:21:30 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/oPE7P.gif)
It's strangely adorable.

In another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?

You're an idiot.


Not really, I just wanted to try out the Crocker's Rules thing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 24, 2012, 04:05:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/oPE7P.gif)
It's strangely adorable.

In another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?

You're an idiot.


Not really, I just wanted to try out the Crocker's Rules thing.
I appreciate the gesture.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: armandtanzarian on January 26, 2012, 10:47:19 am
http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/01/romney_income_calculator_how_much_does_mitt_make_how_long_would_it_take_him_to_earn_your_salary_.html

No matter how I adjusted, it never exceeded 18 hours. And I work in investment banking.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Eniliad on January 26, 2012, 11:32:09 am
Jesus fuck. Took Mitt 22 hours to make what my mother did last year (before taxes).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 26, 2012, 11:44:23 am
1hr 45m.

Yeah, I'm poor.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 26, 2012, 11:48:49 am
2 hrs and 13 minutes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 26, 2012, 03:21:39 pm
10.5 hours. It'd take me 833 years to earn what he did last year. But it'd really take far longer than that considering how much of my income I pay out to bills.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on January 26, 2012, 11:38:47 pm
http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/01/romney_income_calculator_how_much_does_mitt_make_how_long_would_it_take_him_to_earn_your_salary_.html

No matter how I adjusted, it never exceeded 18 hours. And I work in investment banking.
3 hours 38 minutes  :-\
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 27, 2012, 11:54:14 am
Okay, not including the reduction because of Medicare premiums it would take Mitt the git 5 hours 36 minutes and 53 seconds to earn what I did last year. It would also take me until the year 3572 to earn what he did last year.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 27, 2012, 04:53:02 pm
2 hours 8 minutes and 6 seconds. I was working part-time, but geeze...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 27, 2012, 05:05:07 pm
Lessee... take my last job, assume I'd worked year round, convert from pesos to dollars...

An hour and twelve minutes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 27, 2012, 05:14:49 pm
Does anyone else mutter "I win" when you hit "show unread posts" and it's empty?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 28, 2012, 02:24:49 am
Yay! Double post!

It seems our new Fuck Yeah!/Fuck No! system is now in place.

Look at all the fucks I give.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 28, 2012, 07:40:46 pm
Here's a question. If two eggs are used to make an embryo (likely turning one into the other gamete), would such a kid be called an omelette?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 28, 2012, 07:44:07 pm
The dishes are never done.

The dishes will never be done.

My life is a spiral of dirty dish water and sadness.

Kittens are cute.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 28, 2012, 09:50:05 pm
Question: Is it normal to go picnicking in a graveyard?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 28, 2012, 09:52:43 pm
Answer: Maybe.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 28, 2012, 10:05:08 pm
That sounds like a party.



A dead man's party.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 28, 2012, 10:43:28 pm
I ask because someone on facebook posted a cheerful "Oh, we were just doing stuff in this graveyard during our picnic!" status. They were dead serious about it, and I posted pics, I do believe. They're also trying to be the cool goth kids, so yeah.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 29, 2012, 08:05:35 am
The dishes are never done.

The dishes will never be done.

My life is a spiral of dirty dish water and sadness.

Kittens are cute.
When did you steal my life?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 29, 2012, 09:33:55 am
Question: Is it normal to go picnicking in a graveyard?

Answer: That can depend on how close the graveyard is to a church. My uncle used to be the pastor of a small church with a graveyard attached. My cousins and I sometimes ate lunch out there after the sermon. We also played headstone hide and seek so YMMV.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 29, 2012, 10:13:32 am
Question: Is it normal to go picnicking in a graveyard?
In certain cultures: Yes.

Also, there are sometimes parks nearby graveyards. Might lead to a bit of an overlap if the initial idea was just to picnic at the park.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 29, 2012, 02:51:45 pm
The dishes are never done.

The dishes will never be done.

My life is a spiral of dirty dish water and sadness.

Kittens are cute.
When did you steal my life?

Maybe we're some kind of weird twins.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 29, 2012, 02:53:37 pm
That would explain the similar tastes in music. Hmmm.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 30, 2012, 04:33:18 pm
Started exercising again today, my legs now feel like rubber. I hate exercise.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on January 30, 2012, 05:01:22 pm
I also exercised today. I downloaded this aerobics video. Turns out it's a master class for fitness instructors and it nearly killed me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 30, 2012, 05:22:46 pm
I almost exercised today, but then it started to rain.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 30, 2012, 05:41:33 pm
Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 30, 2012, 05:53:01 pm
But even when the sun is shinin', he can't avoid the lightnin'.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 30, 2012, 06:04:16 pm
"They stamped it, didn't they? Those damn Gideons."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 30, 2012, 11:03:36 pm
Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?
I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 30, 2012, 11:20:55 pm
Why the fuck is it so hard to find a decent apartment?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 31, 2012, 05:18:36 pm
Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?
I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.
Joke's on you, there's been a drought lately.

...actually, would you mind sending some more rain this way? The economy is kinda agriculture-dependent.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 31, 2012, 06:30:19 pm
Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?
I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.
Joke's on you, there's been a drought lately.

...actually, would you mind sending some more rain this way? The economy is kinda agriculture-dependent.
Remember what I said about tormenting?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 31, 2012, 06:52:11 pm
You say lots of things. You once claimed you'd steal my epididymis.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 31, 2012, 06:56:25 pm
<steals Sigma's epidermis>
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on January 31, 2012, 07:21:52 pm
You say lots of things. You once claimed you'd steal my epididymis.
That sounds like something I'd say.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on January 31, 2012, 10:20:38 pm
You say lots of things. You once claimed you'd steal my epididymis.
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070602231421/muppet/images/9/97/Sirdidymus.png)
"I do believe I have been relocated against my wishes. Stolen, one might say."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on January 31, 2012, 10:30:58 pm
Uh, that’s not an…

Oh, hell. Never mind.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on February 01, 2012, 10:38:45 am
I know that's not a quote from Sir Didymus, but I at least tried to put it in a manner he would say it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on February 01, 2012, 10:42:14 am
I know that's not a quote from Sir Didymus, but I at least tried to put it in a manner he would say it.
Well, I was intending to go witha a joke that was supposed to be about Sir Didymus not being an epididymis, but I guess that works, too. :D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Vene on February 01, 2012, 10:47:24 am
Epididymus is his hat.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on February 01, 2012, 09:17:19 pm
Prefix humour? Really?


Yeah, this is just a badly disguised "I see what you did there"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on February 02, 2012, 03:46:39 pm
I just recorded myself singing so I could hear what I really sound like.

I think I might be tone deaf.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 02, 2012, 04:03:34 pm
I just recorded myself singing so I could hear what I really sound like.

I think I might be tone deaf.

Well at least you recognize it.

Fertur pudicae conjugis osculum,
Parvosque natos, ut capitis minor,
Ab se removisse, et virilem
Torvus humi posuisse voltum:
Donec labantes consilio patres
Firmaret auctor nunquam alias dato,
Interque maerentes amicos
Egregius properaret exul.
Atqui sciebat, quae sibi barbarus
Tortor pararet: non aliter tamen
Dimovit obstantes propinquos,
Et populum reditus morantem,
Quam si clientum longa negotia
Dijudicata lite relinqueret,
Tendens Venafranos in agros
Aut Lacedaemonium Tarentum.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 02, 2012, 04:04:52 pm
I just recorded myself singing so I could hear what I really sound like.

I think I might be tone deaf.
I sing horribly as well. That doesn't stop me from singing, I just do it when no one is around.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on February 03, 2012, 11:41:09 am
I saw the dumbest thing this morning. Some Jeep owner decided he would be cool if he parked his Jeep on top of a snow pile instead of a parking space. We had snow a little over a week ago, and as usual, parking lots were decorated with some nice big snow piles. This pile in particular is pretty big, and pretty steep. He's parked at about a 40-45 degree angle.

We've been having spring-like weather for the last 5 days or so, and guess what? Snow's been melting. Not only are you endangering your own vehicle, but you're endangering the vehicles, and lives, of other people.

u r so smrt.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on February 03, 2012, 01:21:06 pm
My ex's co-worker always did that with his Jeep. He thought he was hot shit in that thing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on February 03, 2012, 03:08:30 pm
A(g64, g64)A(g64, g64) (http://xkcd.com/207/)

Mwahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Cataclysm on February 03, 2012, 06:21:36 pm
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Mira on February 03, 2012, 06:34:15 pm
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?

Yes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 03, 2012, 06:35:51 pm
Nothing. Everything!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Cataclysm on February 03, 2012, 07:00:21 pm
Spam.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 03, 2012, 07:37:13 pm
There, you got what the thread is about.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 03, 2012, 08:10:34 pm
Oh well now you ruined the mystery.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SugarfreeJazz on February 03, 2012, 08:53:26 pm
Thread Killer uses abstraction to celebrate everyday life, taking ordinary moments, stripping them down to their essential components, and then allowing vocabularies of finger-to-typekey movement to emerge from these structural investigations. It's ad hoc evolution explores the beauty of possibility hidden in between the interstitial spaces of the bizarre and thought-provoking, free of inhibition, taking a critical view of artificial social constraints. Thread Killer advocates ideas and nonideas defined by dynamic and emotionally poignant, abstract structures, fixated on the nonsensical trajectory of communication. Collaboratively, it accentuates visceral individuality as an indivisible unit of mind fap.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on February 03, 2012, 08:54:58 pm
Balls
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 03, 2012, 08:56:38 pm
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-too-long.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 03, 2012, 08:57:57 pm
When did Jazzy become a Sciologist?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 03, 2012, 09:07:12 pm
When I said she could.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SugarfreeJazz on February 03, 2012, 09:09:57 pm
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-too-long.gif)

Didn't expect you to understand the fine points of art speak to begin with.
What I'm trying to say here is a social commentary of the canvass of life via
(http://rlv.zcache.com/cute_oh_snap_gingerbread_man_cookie_photosculpture-p153417438304253760zv7fr_400.jpg)


Edit: Sim I graduated from AVU (ArtVandelay University). I have a diploma printed on a photocopy of Art's whipped out wang. Totally Legit.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 03, 2012, 09:15:09 pm
The hell was that for?


(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys85kVOI81qbkgj8o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on February 03, 2012, 09:21:47 pm
(https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHycRLNIm08Nr81-U_upnqkGTE7IRbWCXJ2Fcqx1XrQjqIY7PdSQ)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 03, 2012, 10:21:37 pm
Put this in the wrong thread initially. Derp. Anyways...

I'm considering buying a Terraria shirt. Normally I wouldn't bother with something so tacky but my current supply of shirts are getting a little old. Besides, is this not an awesome design?
(http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/9b7d1b771926.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 04, 2012, 09:08:48 am
Edit: Sim I graduated from AVU (ArtVandelay University). I have a diploma printed on a photocopy of Art's whipped out wang. Totally Legit.
I'm jealous. That sounds so much more awesome than the standard diploma I have buried at the bottom of some closet.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 04, 2012, 10:05:37 am
Just think Sim, it could be yours for eight easy biannual payments of $5999.98.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 04, 2012, 10:55:24 am
Hmmmmm. I'll have to think about that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on February 04, 2012, 01:44:48 pm
Sounds pretty cheap for a dick diploma.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on February 04, 2012, 02:22:05 pm
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?
As the resident Person Who Gives An Undeserved Amount Of Importance To This Thread's History, I will tell you the tale.

Basically, there was this thread about someone who felt they were a thread killer, i.e. nobody replied to their posts in a thread and so it died. People kept the thread about thread killing alive because, y'know, funny. Since it had to be kept alive at all costs, people posted on any subject at all. The conversation died down sometimes, but eventually someone remembered it and posted again. It was reincarnated time and time again after forum issues made it die, and after we switched forums to ProBoards, and then after we switched to SimpeMachines.

The full story is much more detailed and glorious, but eh. Nobody cares.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on February 04, 2012, 03:06:52 pm
Put this in the wrong thread initially. Derp. Anyways...

I'm considering buying a Terraria shirt. Normally I wouldn't bother with something so tacky but my current supply of shirts are getting a little old. Besides, is this not an awesome design?
(http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/9b7d1b771926.jpg)

That's awesome. Where did you find it?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 04, 2012, 03:24:36 pm
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?
As the resident Person Who Gives An Undeserved Amount Of Importance To This Thread's History, I will tell you the tale.

Basically, there was this thread about someone who felt they were a thread killer, i.e. nobody replied to their posts in a thread and so it died. People kept the thread about thread killing alive because, y'know, funny. Since it had to be kept alive at all costs, people posted on any subject at all. The conversation died down sometimes, but eventually someone remembered it and posted again. It was reincarnated time and time again after forum issues made it die, and after we switched forums to ProBoards, and then after we switched to SimpeMachines.

The full story is much more detailed and glorious, but eh. Nobody cares.

I like storytime.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on February 04, 2012, 05:41:56 pm
Basically, there was this thread about someone who felt they were a thread killer, i.e. nobody replied to their posts in a thread and so it died. People kept the thread about thread killing alive because, y'know, funny. Since it had to be kept alive at all costs, people posted on any subject at all. The conversation died down sometimes, but eventually someone remembered it and posted again. It was reincarnated time and time again after forum issues made it die, and after we switched forums to ProBoards, and then after we switched to SimpeMachines.

This, of course, began in the First Age, before pies were secretly lemons and OMORP threatened people's sanity to provide their freedom.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 04, 2012, 09:19:48 pm
Put this in the wrong thread initially. Derp. Anyways...

I'm considering buying a Terraria shirt. Normally I wouldn't bother with something so tacky but my current supply of shirts are getting a little old. Besides, is this not an awesome design?
(http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/9b7d1b771926.jpg)

That's awesome. Where did you find it?

Right here (http://www.splitreason.com/terraria). There's also a bunch of unofficial Terraria shirts here (http://www.fibers.com/shop/terraria). I must say I'm liking the unofficial shirts more now, particularly this one.
(http://www.fibers.com/imgs/D45538-198x198-front.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Oriet on February 05, 2012, 12:29:47 am
Holy crap, Shane! Don't post flashing pics like that! I don't have epilepsy, but it still makes my head feel tensed and quite funny (in the bad way), as well as making me quire disoriented, and I know that can cause seizures in some people. Please keep that kind of stuff behind a link.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Eniliad on February 05, 2012, 03:55:12 am
Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody longest pants! Long long long long long long pants!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 05, 2012, 08:59:36 am
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrei9SGto1qas05eo1_500.jpg)
these rings are fascinating. Waveform of the owner's voice when they say 'I do'.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on February 05, 2012, 12:23:35 pm
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrei9SGto1qas05eo1_500.jpg)
these rings are fascinating. Waveform of the owner's voice when they say 'I do'.
Nerds in Love, eh?

………

So:

Does anyone else find those Netflix “Quiz Show Ads” to be totally stupid? I mean, they set the whole thing up with two questions and answers that are totally nonsensical non-sequiturs. This conditions the audience to expect a third non-sequitur, does it not? Yet they expect us to believe them when their third question/answer about how great Netflix is. But, you know what? I really cannot believe them, because the fact that Netflix lets you stream movies instantly is apparently in the same category as the fact that the opposite of “Wall” is “Gazelle.”
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 05, 2012, 04:32:08 pm
Quiz show ads? I don't think I've had those... I am curious about whether it's on the 360 app too.

EDIT- wait... you mean like actual ads on tv? Never seen 'em either way...

As for the rings: audiology nerds, I expect.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on February 05, 2012, 04:47:08 pm
EDIT- wait... you mean like actual ads on tv? Never seen 'em either way...
Radio ads, actually. Advertising for Netflix.

They feature a fake trivia quiz show. They always start out with two questions that are generally total nonsense. Things like:

Emcee: If the grass is greener on the other side, what does the doorbell sound like?
Contestant: Uh, kumquat?
Emcee: Correct!
(Not an actual example.)

Then the third is one of several things like:

Emcee: How fast can you watch movies using Netflix?
Contestant: Instantly.
Emcee: Correct! You can stream movies instantly using your computer, gaming console, or other devices!
(actual example)

So, they spend two thirds of the commercial establishing that the whole thing is nonsense, and then they expect us to take the last third seriously?

The whole “Other devices” thing bugs me, too. I mean, my blender is a device, but it ain’t streaming no Netflix. And they manage to work in that phrase almost every time.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 05, 2012, 04:48:28 pm
Oooh! The radio ads! I've heard them but they stopped to be replaced by Xfinity ads.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on February 05, 2012, 04:55:18 pm
They are still airing them in my area. Just heard one in the car as I got home. So it was on my mind. They drive me crazy!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on February 06, 2012, 03:39:43 am
For anyone who is interested, I updated my blawg. http://lgbarts.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 06, 2012, 05:52:43 am
I desire these sneakers:
(http://geekisawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Star-Wars-Sneakers.jpg)

Too bad my feet don't fit conventional sizes much less adolescent sizes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on February 07, 2012, 10:29:47 pm
My doctor's office is weird. The music went from this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o

To this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU


To some horrible Ludacris rap song that I can't bear to look for.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 07, 2012, 10:46:24 pm
I just ate a bucket of mint chocolate chip ice cream and my brain is like "Dude, unplug this bastard!"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 07, 2012, 10:49:12 pm
"I'd really like to hear from you." "Even if I disappear for another six months?" "Just keep in touch. I'd like to know if you're dead or alive. And in any case I'll remember your birthday." "No strings?" Mimmi sighed and smiled. "You know, you're a dyke I could imagine living with. You'd leave me alone when I wanted to be left alone." Salander said nothing. "Apart from the fact that you're not really a dyke. You're probably bisexual. But most of all you're sexual-- you like sex and you don't care about what gender. You're an entropic chaos factor."

"I don't know what I am," Salander said. "But I'm in Stockholm now and pretty bad at relationships. In fact, I don't know a single person here. You're the first person I've talked to since I got home." Mimmi studied her with a serious expression. "Do you really want to know people? You're the most secretive and unapproachable person I know."

"You've changed, where have you been?" "Here and there." she said, but when she saw his annoyance she added. "I went to Italy and kept going. ...I don't know why I didn't say goodbye." "I'll tell you why: Because you don't give a shit about other people." Salander bit her lip, "Usually it's other people who don't give a shit about me."


"Bullshit, you've got an attitude problem and you treat people like dirt when they're trying to be your friend. It's that simple." Silence.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on February 08, 2012, 07:52:56 pm
CtraK's Ngaging Science Fiction Wonderland continues with a piece entitled, "Holy Crap, They Had These?"

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/2GB-MO-disk.jpg/441px-2GB-MO-disk.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 09, 2012, 01:28:03 am
If you ask me, that's fake. 2.6 gigabyte floppies are about as plausible as the Bible.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 09, 2012, 03:55:51 am
If you ask me, that's fake. 2.6 gigabyte floppies are about as plausible as the Bible.

Bible (http://www.databazaar.com/Inkjet_Cartridge/Product/Media_Storage_SONEDM2600.html)
Wiki page on the Bible (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magneto-optical_drive)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on February 10, 2012, 10:47:56 am
I went downstairs to get a glass of water and I came back with toast instead. I'm not sure how that happened.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 10, 2012, 11:01:46 am
I went downstairs to get a glass of water and I came back with toast instead. I'm not sure how that happened.

Can't explain that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 10, 2012, 03:29:45 pm
I knocked off my glasses and they almost fell in to the toilet. That would have been seriously gross.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Mira on February 10, 2012, 03:32:31 pm
I don't get why people leave their toilet lids up.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on February 10, 2012, 03:46:30 pm
Because Sim is a bachelor.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 10, 2012, 03:51:40 pm
Actually I do close the toilet seat. I knocked my glasses off midstream. (I've now put a horrible mental image in everyone's mind. MWAHAHHAHAHA!)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on February 10, 2012, 03:58:11 pm
Oh god, the mental image.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 10, 2012, 04:24:54 pm
I've done that before.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on February 12, 2012, 04:54:15 am
Before anyone asks, no I didn't have Whitney Houston in my 2012 deadpool.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 12, 2012, 04:55:40 am
Dear self,
the reason your dark ale wasn't tasting as good as it should is because you decided it should go into the fridge instead of ingesting it at room temperature. Leave some of them out if you want to have a good ale experience.
Love, yourself
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sandafluffoid on February 12, 2012, 09:36:20 am
As a British stereotype, I heartily endorse the room-temperature ale idea. Beer is just nicer when you can actually taste it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Eniliad on February 12, 2012, 03:56:50 pm
I managed to kill the IRC chat, just now, so I decided to dink around:

[12:33 to 12:35]  [Long-winded rant about Final Fantasy X]
[12:35] <+Shano> you should play 9
0[12:36] <+Eniliad> IX? How come?
[12:36] <+Shano> it's the best FF
[12:37] <+Eniliad> Heh, well, considering my first FF was X,and my second was part of X-2... it's gotta be better than that at any rate.

... 12 minutes pass... so I do this:

[12:46] * Eniliad defeated the #fstdt Chat! Eniliad gains 500EXP and 24 gp! Shano dropped a +2 Plate Armor(heavy)! Kradorex dropped 20 Arrows!
[12:47] <&Kradorex> o.o;
[12:49] <+Eniliad> * Congratulations Eniliad! You have chosen to gain a level in: Conversation Killer! You are now a Nerd 10 / Conversation Killer 3! You have gained access to new Feats!
[12:49] * Eniliad has chosen Feat: Improved Nerd Rage!
[12:50] <+Eniliad> * NOTICE: At next level, you meet the requirements to take Prestige Class Uber-Geek.

... two more minutes pass...

[12:52] <+Eniliad> If I ever write an actual script for an IRC session, it would probably do stupid shit like this. :P
[12:53] <&Kradorex> >_>
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 12, 2012, 04:30:16 pm
There actually is a similar game that is played in IRCs. It's called Idle RPG (most times).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on February 14, 2012, 01:37:00 pm
Yay, we're back!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on February 14, 2012, 01:52:50 pm
Back in black?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on February 14, 2012, 01:59:17 pm
Yay, we're back!

Yeah, I think Miles posting his pics crashed the server, maybe even the internet....  ::)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 14, 2012, 02:32:50 pm
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzanpa0eET1qzozwoo1_r1_500.gif)

I have never done any of these things. Neither the left or right side.

[Fuck the funny pics thread!]
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on February 14, 2012, 06:35:46 pm
Y'know, if I ever wanted to live in the United States for any reason at all, as of late, it'd probably be in order to enjoy the sheer, utter bizarrity that is CNN (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-february-13-2012/cnn-s-coverage-of-whitney-houston-s-death). Were they always like this, or was it the ratings beating from Fox that set them off?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on February 15, 2012, 07:14:32 pm
One of these days, I want to go up to a group of Twilight fan girls admiring a poster of Taylor Lautner and exclaim, “Oh, look! It’s Sharkboy!”
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: TheL on February 16, 2012, 10:24:44 am
Put this in the wrong thread initially. Derp. Anyways...

I'm considering buying a Terraria shirt. Normally I wouldn't bother with something so tacky but my current supply of shirts are getting a little old. Besides, is this not an awesome design?
(http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/9b7d1b771926.jpg)

Are those rabbits 69ing?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on February 16, 2012, 11:39:35 am
Y'know, if I ever wanted to live in the United States for any reason at all, as of late, it'd probably be in order to enjoy the sheer, utter bizarrity that is CNN (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-february-13-2012/cnn-s-coverage-of-whitney-houston-s-death). Were they always like this, or was it the ratings beating from Fox that set them off?

Maybe I'm reading too much into it but CNN's decline seems to coincide with their hiring of Piers Morgan. I could have gladly shitkicked that smarmy fuck for the way he treated Amy Winehouse's father.

Oh, and Anderson "No actually, I haven't met a mirror I didn't like, why do you ask?" Cooper.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on February 18, 2012, 07:46:40 am
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 18, 2012, 08:43:28 am
That's why you get an Egg McMuffin.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 18, 2012, 08:53:35 am
I like sausage egg mcmuffins myself.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on February 18, 2012, 08:54:48 am
That's why you get an Egg McMuffin.

I don't like eggs :<
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 18, 2012, 08:55:48 am
:O

I don't even know what to say.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on February 18, 2012, 09:00:16 am
:O

I don't even know what to say.

Lawd knows I've tried to like them, I just can't get a taste for them. It's not easy not liking the most common breakfast staple known to man.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 18, 2012, 09:02:00 am
I know. I have a friend that doesn't care for them either. He eats bagels often.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on February 18, 2012, 09:03:03 am
Eggs are one of my favorite foods. It's sad when people don't like them.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on February 18, 2012, 09:04:02 am
I live in perpetual shame.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 18, 2012, 09:05:05 am
Awwww. <comforts Hades>
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 18, 2012, 09:41:05 am
That's why you get an Egg McMuffin.

I don't like eggs :<

I need my eggs in a certain way or I flip tables.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on February 18, 2012, 09:50:22 am
Eggs are one of my favorite foods. It's sad when people don't like them.
Eggs are one of the best foods ever.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on February 18, 2012, 12:24:26 pm
I can only have eggs once in awhile. The thought makes me nauseous, otherwise.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on February 18, 2012, 03:10:57 pm
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.

Hey, it could be worse. You could be like a young woman who chooses not to study very hard, and then fails her exams, struggles against the lack of job opportunities and then winds up on the streets and turns to prostitution in order to avoid penniless destitution. Then you'd be... well, you'd be in a worse position, is my point here.*

*too dark?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on February 18, 2012, 05:00:57 pm
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.

Hey, it could be worse. You could be like a young woman who chooses not to study very hard, and then fails her exams, struggles against the lack of job opportunities and then winds up on the streets and turns to prostitution in order to avoid penniless destitution. Then you'd be... well, you'd be in a worse position, is my point here.*

*too dark?

Yes, I certainly would be. I would indeed.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Eniliad on February 19, 2012, 05:26:12 am
Eh, it's ok. McDonalds doesn't serve real eggs. Or sausage. Or anything.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on February 19, 2012, 02:38:34 pm
I have been craving an egg McMuffin ever since I read all this, like whoa.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on February 19, 2012, 03:21:56 pm
Fun fact: McDonalds' vegetarian options actually contain more meat than their hamburgers.*

* May or may not be true.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on February 19, 2012, 08:40:34 pm
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.
I don't even remember then last time I ate at a McDonald's.  Hopefully I won't have to any time soon.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: armandtanzarian on February 20, 2012, 09:08:12 am
I eat Mcdonalds breakfast on average once a fortnight. Yeah I'm gonna die young.

Why do I feel today's xkcd (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/first_post.png) is a stab at Paultards?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on February 21, 2012, 12:15:04 pm
Why do I feel today's xkcd (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/first_post.png) is a stab at Paultards?

Probably because it is. The only problem there is that the political satire is way too mild - $20 an hour? You could probably get a Ron Paul fanatic to pay the campaign for the privilege of doing it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 22, 2012, 01:26:25 am
I'mma just leave this here for you all to enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xt-m_RtLLM
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on February 22, 2012, 08:39:00 am
A couple of you might know about this rabbit I've posted about a few times over the last year or so. It lived under the pine trees in my back yard, and I used to see it around a lot. This morning I found it dead in the road :<
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 22, 2012, 09:22:58 am
A couple of you might know about this rabbit I've posted about a few times over the last year or so. It lived under the pine trees in my back yard, and I used to see it around a lot. This morning I found it dead in the road :<

:< bun-bun! You sure it's the same one? :(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on February 22, 2012, 09:23:11 am
That makes me sad. :(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on February 22, 2012, 09:50:07 am
I'm pretty sure it's the same one. It has the same markings :<
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 22, 2012, 09:51:16 am
:< RIP bunny.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on February 22, 2012, 09:57:47 am
I'm sorry, Hades. That's really awful.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on February 22, 2012, 10:26:10 pm
A couple of you might know about this rabbit I've posted about a few times over the last year or so. It lived under the pine trees in my back yard, and I used to see it around a lot. This morning I found it dead in the road :<
That's too sad.  :(

Reminds me that I haven't seen any of the bunnies that I used to see hanging around in the courtyard here in a while, either.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 22, 2012, 11:12:12 pm
In other news, today I went to the take-away shop across the street for my lunch, they gave me a few free chips with it and I got a semi. Is that normal, or do I like free stuff just a little too much?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on February 24, 2012, 01:27:12 pm
Go back and ask the folks at the shop.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on February 24, 2012, 04:35:38 pm
You can never like free things too much.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on February 24, 2012, 06:06:24 pm
In other news, today I went to the take-away shop across the street for my lunch, they gave me a few free chips with it and I got a semi. Is that normal, or do I like free stuff just a little too much?

It could just be a post hoc fallacy. Was there anyone moderately attractive in the vicinity and within a clear line of sight (probability says quite potentially, unless your standards are stringent, there are very few people around or the place was hosting the Annual Convention of Extraordinarily Ugly Individuals)?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 24, 2012, 06:11:39 pm
In other news, today I went to the take-away shop across the street for my lunch, they gave me a few free chips with it and I got a semi. Is that normal, or do I like free stuff just a little too much?

It could just be a post hoc fallacy. Was there anyone moderately attractive in the vicinity and within a clear line of sight (probability says quite potentially, unless your standards are stringent, there are very few people around or the place was hosting the Annual Convention of Extraordinarily Ugly Individuals)?

Not to my knowledge, no. Besides, simply seeing someone attractive on its own isn't enough to grab my boy's attention.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sandafluffoid on March 01, 2012, 10:37:04 am
Thread Killer was on the second page, I feel like talking but I have nothing to say. So instead here are some mandopop lyrics:

花开的时候最珍贵,落花了就枯萎
错过了花期花怪谁?花需要人安慰
一生要哭多少回 才能不流泪
一生要流多少泪 才能不心碎
我眼角眉梢的憔悴 没有人看得会
当初的誓言太完美 想落花满天飞
冷冷的夜里北风吹 让相思花城灰

I could translate but I am too lazy. Basically it is a mopey song about being sad.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on March 01, 2012, 03:15:45 pm
200th post! Woo!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 01, 2012, 03:52:52 pm
Hatt Baby. Hatt Baby.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 01, 2012, 08:11:49 pm
Let's go to Maryland and get gay married. Then we can drive our gay car to the gay hotel for gay honeymoon night then have gay sex and after we'll have gay dinner then gay sleep then gay breakfast then drive our gay car to the gay airport to get on the gay plane to the gay Bahamas.

...Gay.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Radiation on March 01, 2012, 08:12:54 pm
Don't forget the gay rainbows
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on March 01, 2012, 09:49:56 pm
Will the gay breakfast have gay waffles? I love me some gay waffles!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 01, 2012, 09:51:02 pm
Yes, with gay syrup. And don't forget to drink your gay orange juice.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on March 01, 2012, 10:08:56 pm
I was hoping for some gay grape juice, actually.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 01, 2012, 10:53:56 pm
Would we ride in a wang-shaped car just like Ace and Gary?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 01, 2012, 11:03:38 pm
Only if it's a gay wang shaped car, and only if you gay ride in it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 01, 2012, 11:23:01 pm
Aww.. I'm asexual. :-/
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on March 02, 2012, 03:42:56 pm
Right, that's it: I'm getting all heteronormative on your asses. And I ain't talking about donkeys.

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/18/4c4af65a-59c9-4068-9daf-68d5f0e5967e.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 02, 2012, 03:58:04 pm
I think your boobies are supposed to go in the NSFW section  :P

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 02, 2012, 10:36:57 pm
Awwww!  Look how blue their feet are.   
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on March 05, 2012, 03:51:37 pm
Really? Nobody made anything of the phrase "heteronormative on your asses"?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 05, 2012, 10:49:06 pm
It was witty, but the boobies distracted me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 07, 2012, 03:53:36 am
So I'm taking a piss, and I get distracted by an amusing thought mid-stream, causing me to momentarily lose control of my aim and for a split second miss the toilet. However, the urine that missed the bowl actually landed in the nearby bin. Tell me, would this count as a fail or a win?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 07, 2012, 04:32:16 am
If no pee hit the floor, I'd consider it a win.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 07, 2012, 04:53:49 am
Silly people and your inability to piss in the toilet.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 07, 2012, 11:55:39 am
So I'm taking a piss, and I get distracted by an amusing thought mid-stream, causing me to momentarily lose control of my aim and for a split second miss the toilet. However, the urine that missed the bowl actually landed in the nearby bin. Tell me, would this count as a fail or a win?

Do you do it in the shower, too?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 07, 2012, 04:45:04 pm
So I'm taking a piss, and I get distracted by an amusing thought mid-stream, causing me to momentarily lose control of my aim and for a split second miss the toilet. However, the urine that missed the bowl actually landed in the nearby bin. Tell me, would this count as a fail or a win?

Do you do it in the shower, too?

What's that got to do with it?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 07, 2012, 05:07:30 pm
Seinfeld reference.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 07, 2012, 06:59:41 pm
Ah, gotcha.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on March 07, 2012, 07:47:37 pm
Can we just drop all the pee-pipe stuff?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 07, 2012, 08:03:44 pm
No. No we can't.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 07, 2012, 10:09:45 pm
/me runs naked through the thread.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 07, 2012, 10:10:40 pm
*snaps photo for blackmail purposes*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 07, 2012, 11:16:19 pm
Probably already a pic out there.  I used to streak through IRC back in the day.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 07, 2012, 11:48:53 pm
Duuuuuuuude, that's illegal. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 08, 2012, 04:18:57 am
Tune in, turn on, and... Stay in school, kiddies!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 08, 2012, 04:50:46 am
There are some very strange people around these here parts.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 08, 2012, 06:24:34 am
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 08, 2012, 10:41:54 am
I only have two.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sandafluffoid on March 08, 2012, 10:47:48 am
I only have coconut milk
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 08, 2012, 10:48:47 am
Do a barrel roll.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 08, 2012, 10:55:01 am
There they are a standing in a row, was the correct response. Thank you. :P
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 08, 2012, 10:56:35 am
No, the song goes:

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
I only have two
I only have coconut milk
Do a barrel roll
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 08, 2012, 11:01:44 am
Ah, the 1872 version!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on March 08, 2012, 11:38:42 am
I'd really like to bemoan the fact my regular tin opener is missing, but cant, because it gave me another excuse to use the attachment on my new-ish Swiss army knife. :D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 08, 2012, 01:49:20 pm
/me does a barrel roll way too late for it to be humorous.


EDIT:  No, I'm not still naked.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: TheL on March 08, 2012, 04:30:50 pm
Big ones, small ones...oh wait

I have drawn a spiky frog for Aywas.  Suggestions welcome.

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb208/ongaru/Aywas/spikeshroom_wibbit_1.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 08, 2012, 08:44:09 pm
Suggestions welcome.

http://forums.fstdt.net/fstdt-lounge/thread-killer/msg36364/#msg36364
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on March 09, 2012, 04:36:40 pm
Do a barrel roll, and then contribute to the Yarn Project?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on March 12, 2012, 04:05:15 pm
I just found a baby stink bug crawling on my wall. It's kind of cute.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on March 12, 2012, 04:26:42 pm
You can have all the stink bugs in my apartment, Jeb. I don't want them.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Eniliad on March 12, 2012, 04:31:38 pm
I am Eniliad Dragonsbane, 5th son of the Dragon Slayer, Lord of the Forest and Master of the Bow. Those who threaten the innocent, or the balance of nature, will feel the wrath of my arrow and cold steel sword.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on March 12, 2012, 04:42:16 pm
You can have all the stink bugs in my apartment, Jeb. I don't want them.

Are they baby stink bugs? Those are the only kind I want.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DarkfireTaimatsu on March 12, 2012, 04:54:47 pm
You can have all the stink bugs in my apartment, Jeb. I don't want them.

Are they baby stink bugs? Those are the only kind I want.

I will take them no matter what age or quantity. Stink bugs are cute bugs~
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on March 12, 2012, 05:16:28 pm
No, they are full grown. But this really works that Tai wants them. Tai is far closer.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 12, 2012, 05:35:45 pm
I throw stink bugs in the fire.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on March 12, 2012, 05:40:26 pm
Are you suggesting I get a flamethrower to deal with them?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 12, 2012, 05:45:27 pm
I encourage it. Very satisfying.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on March 12, 2012, 05:46:13 pm
I throw my stink bugs out of the window.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 12, 2012, 05:48:46 pm
Try huffing them.




















Not really.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 12, 2012, 05:55:29 pm
I throw my stink bugs out of the window.

(http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/3276/reproduction.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on March 12, 2012, 06:03:13 pm
(http://www.headmine.net/electric-literacy-playground/images/zootv.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on March 13, 2012, 08:04:29 pm
Got my dose of schadenfreude pretty early today.

To get to work, I have to drive down several divided highways with some nice, big, exit ramps to make the changes. Just before I get onto the exit to the second highway, this jerk in a sedan jumps in front of me and immediately begins tailgating the CR-V that was originally ahead of me. Obviously, this was the sort of person that can’t stand not being leader of the pack. My hypothesis was confirmed when the ramp split into three lanes (one to go right, the other two to go left), and he immediately switched to the farther left-turn lane whereas the CR-V stayed in the other left-turn lane.

Of course, this did not get the sedan any extra distance, since the end of the ramp featured a stoplight and the CR-V was at the front of its lane, whereas the sedan wound up behind a blue pickup truck. Once the light turned green, the CR-V got a faster start on the left turn and so pulled ahead of the pickup. The sedan-driver noticed this and naturally switched back to being behind the CR-V.

But we did not get far until we hit another stoplight at another controlled entrance. This time, I was behind the pickup truck and the sedan was right next to me. But when the light turned green, guess who pulled ahead faster this time. Yes, it was the pickup, and then, of course, me.

In fact, this time, the CR-V took its very sweet time accelerating. Shortly, the sedan had an opening to switch to my lane and get behind me. But the last I saw of it in my mirror, the CR-V also wanted to get into my lane as well and also switched before the sedan could start speeding up.

Just goes to show, being impatient in traffic does not pay off. If he had committed to a lane instead of weaving in and out trying to get ahead of everyone else and getting in their ways, the sedan-driver wouldn’t have fallen behind.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 13, 2012, 08:15:30 pm
You can't fix stupid.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on March 13, 2012, 09:13:40 pm
You can't fix stupid.
Nope. You can’t. I usually hold out a bit of hope that I am dealing with ignorance instead, but in this case, I would say this was just stupid.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on March 16, 2012, 07:51:11 pm
Oh man, hoppy and bright citrus flavors make a wonderful beer.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on March 16, 2012, 08:16:53 pm
I ate too much pizza.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on March 16, 2012, 08:18:11 pm
Mmm, pizza.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on March 16, 2012, 08:35:13 pm
I ate too much pizza.

That's a problem I'd like to have.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 17, 2012, 01:28:52 am
My first obscenity was the word "Fuck".  However, I pronounced it wrong.  "Fook".   
I 'fuck'ed like a Scotsman.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 17, 2012, 02:52:14 am
I wish I knew what my first swear word was.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 17, 2012, 04:09:59 am
Mine was: God damn it. We apparently have it on tape from when I was like 3.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 17, 2012, 04:37:54 am
I don't think "god damn it" counts as a swear these day. Maybe in the 50's, but not so much now.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 17, 2012, 03:30:50 pm
Considering I got into deep shit for it when I was a kid? Yeah, it was 20 years ago.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 17, 2012, 08:07:49 pm
I don't think "god damn it" counts as a swear these day. Maybe in the 50's, but not so much now.

I still see it regularly censored in movies shown on TV.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 17, 2012, 09:13:28 pm
I don't think "god damn it" counts as a swear these day. Maybe in the 50's, but not so much now.

I still see it regularly censored in movies shown on TV.

I've never seen movies do that in my entire life.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 17, 2012, 09:46:57 pm
We're prudes in this country.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 17, 2012, 11:35:53 pm
Yeah, "god damn it" is considered a swear in a good chunk of the US. American networks censor some pretty tame stuff.

Canada can be a bit silly about things like nudity (more so when it comes to genitalia, but breasts are almost always censored pre-watershed) and certain swear terms ("cunt" is the big one up here, and sometimes "fuck" when used to refer to sex acts, though both are generally left as is after watershed, even on the free networks), but a lot of what gets shown up here would be censored down in the US.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 17, 2012, 11:43:08 pm
/me is happy to have seen the entire run of Trailer Park Boys uncensored.  Thank you Audience TV (was TV101).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 17, 2012, 11:47:28 pm
Bleh, Trailer Park Boys. I've never really gotten what's so great about it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 18, 2012, 12:26:41 am
I think, for me, is I knew people who were just like the main characters.  Of course, considering my love of cats and proclivity to take care of them, I guess that makes me Bubbles...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on March 18, 2012, 05:45:22 am
My first obscenity was the word "Fuck".  However, I pronounced it wrong.  "Fook".   
I 'fuck'ed like a Scotsman.

I have to respectfully point out that we don't say "fuck" like that! If I'm not mistaken saying it as "fook" is a Yorkshire/Lancashire thing. We say it pretty much as normal with a big emphasis on the "Fff...". This is best exemplified by our lord and saviour Billy Connolly as seen below.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNf7YKT5scQ
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on March 18, 2012, 06:31:54 am
With originality being the rarest of vices among commercial radio stations in this country, they're all doing Mothers' day request shows. Wonder how they'd react if I phoned up and asked for them for a certain Meredith Brooks song...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on March 18, 2012, 07:59:53 am
Or that Guns N Roses song that has the lyric I used to love her but I had to kill her, she's six feet under. Don't know the title, nor do I care enough to search for it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 18, 2012, 01:28:21 pm
My first obscenity was the word "Fuck".  However, I pronounced it wrong.  "Fook".   
I 'fuck'ed like a Scotsman.

I have to respectfully point out that we don't say "fuck" like that! If I'm not mistaken saying it as "fook" is a Yorkshire/Lancashire thing. We say it pretty much as normal with a big emphasis on the "Fff...". This is best exemplified by our lord and saviour Billy Connolly as seen below.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNf7YKT5scQ

Ahh I see.  I humbly stand corrected. :)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on March 18, 2012, 07:39:06 pm
I have come to the conclusion that the tortillas I picked up to make soft-shell tacos are way too small. Next time I have to by larger.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 18, 2012, 09:40:31 pm
I never thought this day would come, but it seems I actually agree with the Socialist Alternative about something. It's official, hell has frozen over, cats are sleeping with dogs and robot dinosaurs roam the earth once more.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on March 19, 2012, 06:49:18 am
robot dinosaurs roam the earth once more.

Not quite. They still have to win the Senate in November.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on March 19, 2012, 12:59:00 pm
Taffy butt.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 19, 2012, 01:41:31 pm
Shake that laffy taffy?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on March 19, 2012, 05:14:36 pm
Shake it 'til you make it
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 19, 2012, 05:46:05 pm
I don't want candy coming out of that area.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on March 19, 2012, 05:55:10 pm
France 24 reports there's a museum in Paris running an exhibition of neon signs...sounds interesting but would leaving with a splitting headache be worth it?  :-\
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on March 19, 2012, 06:32:54 pm
You won’t know until you try. Mwa ha ha.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 19, 2012, 06:40:53 pm
Sounds pretty dull to me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 19, 2012, 09:04:21 pm
I dunno... Sounds quite enlightening.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Cloudy on March 19, 2012, 09:06:48 pm
Yeah, you shouldn't make light of this exhibit.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on March 20, 2012, 02:33:56 am
Going if you're prone to seizures wouldn't be a bright idea.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 21, 2012, 10:19:04 am
My mom is getting a facebook. Not sure if good or bad.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on March 21, 2012, 10:22:58 am
Now she can see all the Jazzy stalking.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 21, 2012, 10:33:00 am
That's what I was afraid of.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on March 21, 2012, 07:26:54 pm
Going if you're prone to seizures wouldn't be a bright idea.

It's a bad idea if it causes your penis to explode.

I don't know if that was relevant, but that's my assessment of the situation.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 21, 2012, 09:23:31 pm
It all depends on how you define "explode" in the context of a penis.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on March 23, 2012, 03:14:08 pm
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 23, 2012, 11:04:48 pm
...'Cuz that's how I beat Shaq!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on March 24, 2012, 08:23:17 pm
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?
Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things.  :-\  I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on March 25, 2012, 01:58:04 pm
It all depends on how you define "explode" in the context of a penis.

Change word to "implode".
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 25, 2012, 07:08:22 pm
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?
Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things.  :-\  I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.

Yeah, I've read somewhere that most Americans don't know much about the bill of Rights. Also, only 1% of Americans know the names of all 9 Supreme Court Justices and only 1 in 3 Americans can name 1 :(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 25, 2012, 07:16:05 pm
I plead the Fifth. :P
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on March 25, 2012, 07:24:51 pm
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?
Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things.  :-\  I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.

Yeah, I've read somewhere that most Americans don't know much about the bill of Rights. Also, only 1% of Americans know the names of all 9 Supreme Court Justices and only 1 in 3 Americans can name 1 :(
I'm in the 99% that can't name all 9 Justices. I know most of them, but seems I always forget one or two.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 25, 2012, 07:26:03 pm
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?
Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things.  :-\  I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.

Yeah, I've read somewhere that most Americans don't know much about the bill of Rights. Also, only 1% of Americans know the names of all 9 Supreme Court Justices and only 1 in 3 Americans can name 1 :(
I'm in the 99% that can't name all 9 Justices. I know most of them, but seems I always forget one or two.

Same, I tried remembering them all before looking it up. I missed Kennedy and thought Souter was still there (but got the other 8 right). I know, I'm full of so much fail  :'(

 :P
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 25, 2012, 08:04:43 pm
Fun fact: I seem to be going bald. Just thought I'd mention that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on March 25, 2012, 08:21:54 pm
Me too, and I'm going very gray. I wonder if I'll go totally bald or totally gray first.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 25, 2012, 09:14:40 pm
I've got some grey hairs popping up here and there lately.  I should say 'silver' since they shine under light and that makes them all the more noticeable.

Ah well... What 'cha gonna do, eh?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on March 28, 2012, 09:08:04 pm
I don't have any gray hairs yet, but my family has a history of graying at an early age, so my time will probably come sooner than I'd like it to.  :-\
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 28, 2012, 10:19:59 pm
I know I'll weep when I discover my first gray hair. Someone's gonna find me rocking back and forth in a corner with paint all over my head.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 28, 2012, 11:54:27 pm
I already had my first grey hair... back when I was 21.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 29, 2012, 12:05:44 am
There are people in my family who got gray hairs in their early 20s. I'm not afraid of it much but then again my hair looks like a bird's nest no matter what I do to it so meh
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 29, 2012, 01:13:12 am
Apparently neither of my parents found any grey hairs until their 30s, and both only have a bit of grey now that they're in their 50s, so I'm not too worried about it. Still, I'll probably be pissed when I find my first one. Then get pissed to drown the misery of aging.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on March 29, 2012, 03:10:28 pm
I had my first grey at 19, by 23 I was noticeably grey. I didn't care then, and I don't care now. Hell, I don't even care that I'm balding. Once the hair is gone one less thing I have to worry about in the morning.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 29, 2012, 04:00:53 pm
Depressing thing involving animals:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on March 29, 2012, 04:38:19 pm
Just a word of encouragement about premature greying: I started to notice grey hairs at about 21, now at 32 other than little clusters around my ears I'm really not much greyer than when it started.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on March 29, 2012, 07:06:14 pm
Depressing thing involving animals:

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A dead animal on the road is always a sad sight to see, pet or otherwise.  :(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on March 30, 2012, 10:32:28 am
@BreakingNews: Wisconsin elections board orders historic recall election against Republican Governor Scott Walker - @AP


SJGR :D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on March 30, 2012, 06:43:05 pm
@BreakingNews: Wisconsin elections board orders historic recall election against Republican Governor Scott Walker - @AP


SJGR :D

Of course they did. Fungky Van Den Elzen demanded it! (http://www.leadertelegram.com/news/daily_updates/article_24d4c1a8-79db-11e1-aceb-001a4bcf887a.html)  ;D

On a more angry note: It is business as usual in the State Senate recalls… (http://www.leadertelegram.com/news/daily_updates/article_38d4c950-7ab2-11e1-ae99-001a4bcf887a.html)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 02, 2012, 04:14:45 pm
I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I’ve studied species turian, asari and batarian,  I’m quite good at genetics (as a sub-set of biology), I know this because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology). My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on April 02, 2012, 07:21:37 pm
What color explosion do you want? Red, blue, or green?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 02, 2012, 07:53:24 pm
That's not getting old at all.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 02, 2012, 09:56:05 pm
I don't frikkin' get it.   /clueless
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 03, 2012, 12:36:36 am
(http://i.imgur.com/NUTk8.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on April 06, 2012, 09:01:19 am
"Something taken out of context."
- George Orwell.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 06, 2012, 11:43:16 am
In other news; one of my cats wants luvvins. 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on April 06, 2012, 01:54:33 pm
Don't talk to me about cats right now, I had to help get one to the boarding cattery today, and it did a shit in its carrier while still in the car. :-X
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 07, 2012, 03:16:12 pm
damn - I killed the thread for 3 whole days...
(http://i.imgur.com/2I5tb.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 07, 2012, 03:18:29 pm
Cute pengies are cute.  Seal is a bonus.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: tygerarmy on April 07, 2012, 05:01:42 pm
Oh Hai!
(http://www.immaculateheartacademy.org/outside2/science/perini/Endangered%20Animals/Harp%20Seal%20Laura%20Klein/QB_HarpSeal09.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on April 08, 2012, 06:40:21 am
That awkward moment when you read right-wingers being decried as "commies" and realise that there actually are people out there who are that politically illiterate.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 08, 2012, 10:08:50 am
AAAAARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!
(http://chzschooloffail.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/homework-class-test-bram-stoker-is-rolling-over-in-his-grave1.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 08, 2012, 10:47:16 am
Bah... Kids don't know a thing about literature these days... *Waves cane*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on April 08, 2012, 10:57:27 am
I fear what I'll be like when I'm actually old, considering my already frequent usage of "back in the day" and "damn kids."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on April 08, 2012, 03:50:25 pm
When I was 29 I very nearly told someone "son, when you're my age you'll understand".

Then the magnitude of how fucking old I was hit home. :o
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on April 08, 2012, 03:57:39 pm
I do that already and I'm not even 18 yet.

Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 08, 2012, 04:23:55 pm
*Sings*
Soft kitten
Warm kitten
Little ball of fur

Happy kitten
Sleepy kitten
Purr purr purr
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on April 08, 2012, 05:29:36 pm
I fear what I'll be like when I'm actually old, considering my already frequent usage of "back in the day" and "damn kids."

I've never said damn kids, but I have yelled at some hipsters "damn hipsters, get outta my house. I don't like you and Pabst Blue Ribbon is not good beer"

Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...

I've been told that too, so take compliments like that with a grain of salt  :P
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on April 08, 2012, 05:34:42 pm
Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...

I've been told that too, so take compliments like that with a grain of salt  :P

I'm pretty sure that a lot of parents think all their children are special. Once down the street there was a family with only one son, who had serious seizures that resulted in developmental brain damage. They were brought on by eating too much sugar and as a result his parents had to regulate his diet very carefully. His parents considered him an "indigo child", and while I think it is a very stupid idea (but a genius scam), I do feel sorry for them. They were probably looking for some way, any way, to value their child's strengths and not focus on his weaknesses. He was a very sensitive boy. Unfortunately he moved away. Although I would like to meet him again and see how he's doing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on April 08, 2012, 05:38:45 pm
Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...

I've been told that too, so take compliments like that with a grain of salt  :P

I'm pretty sure that a lot of parents think all their children are special. Once down the street there was a family with only one son, who had serious seizures that resulted in developmental brain damage. They were brought on by eating too much sugar and as a result his parents had to regulate his diet very carefully. His parents considered him an "indigo child", and while I think it is a very stupid idea (but a genius scam), I do feel sorry for them. They were probably looking for some way, any way, to value their child's strengths and not focus on his weaknesses. He was a very sensitive boy. Unfortunately he moved away. Although I would like to meet him again and see how he's doing.

I've actually never received that compliment, or compliments about my intelligence (or much anything), from my parents. I was told that by a couple of ex-coworkers and some people I've dated. Of course, I'm horribly immature and such a compliment couldn't be further from the truth  ;D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 08, 2012, 06:39:18 pm
Bah... Kids don't know a thing about literature these days... *Waves cane*

Too bad Christine Grant seems to be the same age as the author of Twilight. D:
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on April 08, 2012, 08:26:06 pm
I've actually never received that compliment, or compliments about my intelligence (or much anything), from my parents. I was told that by a couple of ex-coworkers and some people I've dated. Of course, I'm horribly immature and such a compliment couldn't be further from the truth  ;D

Intelligence, Wisdom, and Maturity are all independent traits.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 08, 2012, 11:34:17 pm
Bah... Kids don't know a thing about literature these days... *Waves cane*

Too bad Christine Grant seems to be the same age as the author of Twilight. D:
My world!  My world is dissolving!  All sense is gone!  D:
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 08, 2012, 11:38:42 pm
D: I know!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on April 10, 2012, 06:00:39 pm
... Odd thought. In 3.5e D&D, why do Bards have their alignments restricted to non-Lawful? What in a Bard's code makes it inherently impossible for them to be Lawful? What about the skalds who compose ballads to inspire the king's armies, and propagandists who use their skills to placate (or manipulate) the public? (Hmm, Lawful Evil Bards...)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on April 10, 2012, 08:44:21 pm
It is a bit of a hold-over and a refinement from earlier editions where bards had to be wandering minstrel-types it was viewed that a Lawful character would form too many attachments to fit that archetype.

In second edition, the Bard had to be partially Neutral, just like the 3.x druid. Amusingly enough, The Complete Bard’s Handbook had a Skald kit*. Still had to be partially Neutral, though. But Lawful Neutral was actually still on the table.

*That book probably had the best kit system out of any of the supplemental books of that era. Instead of crappy, don’t-make-much-difference minor bonus and penalty, they actually outright replaced standard class abilities with new, flavorful abilities, just like 3.5 Alternate Class Features.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Meshakhad on April 10, 2012, 10:36:28 pm
I've been called "more mature than most people" once. The specific circumstance was how I was dealing with the first girl I ever fell in love with. My approach to the problem was based largely on trying to figure out her feelings. I concluded that, at the time, she was likely unsure about her feelings for me, based on the mixed signals she was sending. So I decided to wait, give her time to figure out how she felt about me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 11, 2012, 01:04:10 am
*Sings*
Soft kitten
Warm kitten
Little ball of fur

Happy kitten
Sleepy kitten
Purr purr purr
(http://i.imgur.com/VtkMC.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on April 11, 2012, 08:12:51 am
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23oldschool/grid/photos

Just a good link to go to when you want to feel old.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on April 11, 2012, 11:20:01 am
I found this written in my notes on discrete event simulation:

1. What is next event?
2. Advance system clock
3. Handle event
4. Schedule future events
5. ? ? ? ? ?
6. PROFIT
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: TheL on April 11, 2012, 06:06:45 pm
I fear what I'll be like when I'm actually old, considering my already frequent usage of "back in the day" and "damn kids."

I've never said damn kids, but I have yelled at some hipsters "damn hipsters, get outta my house. I don't like you and Pabst Blue Ribbon is not good beer"

Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...

I've been told that too, so take compliments like that with a grain of salt  :P

Ewwww, PBR.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on April 12, 2012, 05:34:35 pm
PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on April 12, 2012, 10:40:09 pm
Just got my second ever energy bill. And was I ever surprised.

Somehow, I managed to cut my average daily electricity usage to 40% of what it was from my first bill. Only real difference is that the spring weather is keeping the baseboard heaters from kicking in. I just didn’t have the proper frame of reference before to realize that that would make such a difference.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Radiation on April 12, 2012, 10:46:34 pm
who likes short shorts?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on April 13, 2012, 06:58:35 am
PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE!

Oink oink suie yippie yo kai yay.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on April 13, 2012, 06:51:00 pm
Someone somewhere will probably take offence at what's posted below, hence the spoiler bar. Don't click if easily offended.
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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 14, 2012, 03:43:39 am
PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE!

Oink oink suie yippie yo kai yay.
motherfucker.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 14, 2012, 02:54:35 pm
I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum!

... Wait a minute...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on April 14, 2012, 03:17:11 pm
PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE!

Oink oink suie yippie yo kai yay.

Thanks. That'll be plaguing my brain for the next 12 hours.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on April 15, 2012, 09:24:55 am
Just got my second ever energy bill. And was I ever surprised.

Somehow, I managed to cut my average daily electricity usage to 40% of what it was from my first bill. Only real difference is that the spring weather is keeping the baseboard heaters from kicking in. I just didn’t have the proper frame of reference before to realize that that would make such a difference.
It's amazing how much electricity those baseboard heaters use. Running my AC in the summer costs half of what using heat in the winter costs.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on April 15, 2012, 10:09:45 am
I just got a PS Vita
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on April 15, 2012, 10:21:18 am
Just got my second ever energy bill. And was I ever surprised.

Somehow, I managed to cut my average daily electricity usage to 40% of what it was from my first bill. Only real difference is that the spring weather is keeping the baseboard heaters from kicking in. I just didn’t have the proper frame of reference before to realize that that would make such a difference.
It's amazing how much electricity those baseboard heaters use. Running my AC in the summer costs half of what using heat in the winter costs.

Well, that is good. I just started thinking about how my bill would go back up once AC-weather came. Heat makes me far, far more uncomfortable than cold. So it is all the better if AC winds up being cheaper than heat.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 15, 2012, 03:05:29 pm
Mark Martin came in 3rd at Texas last night.  With a blown exhaust and decimated horsepower.  WOOT.  Way to go, Kid!

Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on April 15, 2012, 03:24:31 pm
Mark Martin came in 3rd at Texas last night.  With a blown exhaust and decimated horsepower.  WOOT.  Way to go, Kid!

I don't know what any of that means  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on April 15, 2012, 03:34:41 pm
Mark Martin came in 3rd at Texas last night.  With a blown exhaust and decimated horsepower.  WOOT.  Way to go, Kid!

I don't know what any of that means  ;D ;D ;D
An old guy drove his car in circles til it broke, and this is somehow a sport. /deadpan
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 15, 2012, 03:38:48 pm
/me gives Her3tik a wedgie
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on April 15, 2012, 08:00:32 pm
Mark Martin came in 3rd at Texas last night.  With a blown exhaust and decimated horsepower.  WOOT.  Way to go, Kid!

I don't know what any of that means  ;D ;D ;D

Likewise, though I'll bet my favourite testicle that it involves improper use of the word "decimate".
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 15, 2012, 08:50:54 pm
Oh Art, you're such a cutey curmudgeonly cuddlewumpkins. 

*Hugs*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on April 15, 2012, 08:52:53 pm
It's what I do.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on April 16, 2012, 05:42:51 am
Is Photobucket being a dick for anyone else right now?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on April 16, 2012, 04:41:10 pm
Falling in to a patch of stinging nettle is the antithesis of fun.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on April 16, 2012, 04:42:30 pm
Would a holly bush be better?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on April 16, 2012, 04:49:30 pm
Yeah, they just prickle rather than stinging your skin for a long time. However, I'd prefer not to fall in to bushes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on April 16, 2012, 05:47:11 pm
I'm playing Tales of Graces f right now. So far, I'm at the fight with
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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: TheL on April 17, 2012, 06:36:37 pm
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Francois+Rabelais/
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 17, 2012, 07:36:27 pm
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nb4cnRuq1qb5gkjo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 18, 2012, 01:28:15 am
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nb4cnRuq1qb5gkjo1_500.png)
ROFLAO

Oh, yeah - take THIS....
(http://i.imgur.com/lcDeD.gif)

Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on April 18, 2012, 01:28:59 pm
Tales of Graces f Update: After a little bit of level grinding, I was finally able to beat
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Now I'm doing some sidequests for some reason.

PS: My copy of Xenoblade Chronicles finally arrived!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on April 18, 2012, 03:48:21 pm
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nb4cnRuq1qb5gkjo1_500.png)

Ubersocial indeed.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 19, 2012, 03:46:20 am
(http://i.imgur.com/Ec2Hk.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 19, 2012, 04:29:27 am
(http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/video-game-memes-the-sims-pets.gif)

Oddly enough, that was the suggestion I came up with when that meme got popular.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on April 19, 2012, 05:16:06 am
(http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/video-game-memes-the-sims-pets.gif)

Oddly enough, that was the suggestion I came up with when that meme got popular.

At least it's better than Broken Sword.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 19, 2012, 06:50:29 am
That reminds me. I don't have a sword when it comes to a sex life.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on April 19, 2012, 06:54:02 am
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 19, 2012, 08:31:14 am
(http://i.imgur.com/hWZCz.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 19, 2012, 01:23:05 pm
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.

Oh, I'm well aware. Just sayin' it wouldn't be a suggestion I'd come up with all things considered. :P
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on April 19, 2012, 04:47:22 pm
I beat Tales of Graces f.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 19, 2012, 05:57:29 pm
=^..^=
Meow, and all that crap.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on April 19, 2012, 06:10:49 pm
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.

Oh, I'm well aware. Just sayin' it wouldn't be a suggestion I'd come up with all things considered. :P

Well, then go ahead and make your own suggestion.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 19, 2012, 10:14:14 pm
rockstar 101 - You don't get to destroy your instruments till AFTER you play the song...
(http://i.imgur.com/PscxS.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/PscxS.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on April 20, 2012, 12:06:03 am
rockstar 101 - You don't get to destroy your instruments till AFTER you play the song...
(http://i.imgur.com/PscxS.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/PscxS.gif)
This, boys and girls, is why we A) don't showboat until we've got some measure of talent and B) buy strap locks.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 20, 2012, 12:18:43 am
LOL
(http://i.imgur.com/tgvtg.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on April 20, 2012, 12:19:44 am
...My childhood... :'(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 20, 2012, 01:01:50 am
That is one nice avvie, Her3tiK.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on April 20, 2012, 01:14:12 am
Thanks! (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/good-guy-lucifer)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 20, 2012, 04:45:39 am
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.

Oh, I'm well aware. Just sayin' it wouldn't be a suggestion I'd come up with all things considered. :P

Well, then go ahead and make your own suggestion.

Alone in the Dark was mine. Along with... hm. Well that was the only one. LOL
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on April 20, 2012, 07:15:16 am
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.

Oh, I'm well aware. Just sayin' it wouldn't be a suggestion I'd come up with all things considered. :P

Well, then go ahead and make your own suggestion.

Alone in the Dark was mine. Along with... hm. Well that was the only one. LOL

I alway overlook the stuff written underneath the images…
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 20, 2012, 08:23:52 am
Haha. It's alright. ;)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on April 21, 2012, 01:37:33 am
When I was driving home today, I got behind a white van that had a "choose life" license plate (like this (http://www.flhsmv.gov/dmv/specialtytags/graphics/choose_life.jpg)) that read "JOYBUS."

Rolling probable cause, right there.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on April 21, 2012, 01:47:51 am
"Joybus" sounds like a weird Christian knockoff of Bangbus.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on April 21, 2012, 05:57:53 am
It didn't have a Pedobear decal, did it?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on April 21, 2012, 09:13:47 am
 :o

(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7419/563956939.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 21, 2012, 09:53:26 am
Oh Gawd!  *Facepalms*  Way to disrespect one of my favorite bands...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on April 21, 2012, 10:15:15 am
That's what you get for liking Fleetwood Mac.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on April 21, 2012, 10:55:31 am
:o

(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7419/563956939.jpg)

I sure hope that is a troll. Glee fans are aware that the songs are all pop culture covers, right?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 21, 2012, 02:42:39 pm
:o

(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7419/563956939.jpg)

I sure hope that is a troll. Glee fans are aware that the songs are all pop culture covers, right?

Hate to tell you, but it's not a troll. There are also fans who think Queen ripped off of them. And Justin Bieber fans who think that bands 30-40 years his senior ripped off of him.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 21, 2012, 04:35:16 pm
I remember back in HS that some kids thought that Marilyn Manson was the original writer/singer for "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"  Dissed yet another band I like (The Eurythmics).

EDIT:  Always thought Annie Lennox was awesome-looking in that video. 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on April 21, 2012, 05:30:06 pm
Well, at least Marilyn Manson has his own material. I can easily forgive folks who are not familiar with the original version of a song for their ignorance. But when you take someone who professes to be a fan of an artist or show that deals exclusively in covers…  >:(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 22, 2012, 12:30:14 am
True, true.  Which is why the Fleetwood Mac one deserved the SpaceProg Facepalm.  Which really isn't anything special, but hey what the hell.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 22, 2012, 01:18:33 am
on the same note...
(http://chzschooloffail.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/homework-class-test-bram-stoker-is-rolling-over-in-his-grave1.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DarkfireTaimatsu on April 22, 2012, 01:28:49 am
on the same note...
(http://chzschooloffail.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/homework-class-test-bram-stoker-is-rolling-over-in-his-grave1.png)

...I'm going to start wounding people now.
I'll let you know if and when I stop.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 22, 2012, 01:34:33 am
I remember back in HS that some kids thought that Marilyn Manson was the original writer/singer for "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"  Dissed yet another band I like (The Eurythmics).

EDIT:  Always thought Annie Lennox was awesome-looking in that video. 

I totally forgot Manson had a version. I've often heard the Eurythmics version.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on April 22, 2012, 12:09:05 pm
I don't care much for Manson's version.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 22, 2012, 01:51:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/kkuy0.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on April 25, 2012, 04:00:38 pm
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on April 25, 2012, 04:09:08 pm
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.
They've been doing that a lot around here, too.

You'd think that, as a group of people who only know about Kony because of the internet, they would know that the Ugandans have said on the same internet that they don't want us coming to "help."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on April 25, 2012, 05:10:40 pm
Never ever get up to answer the phone when you've got a dead leg - just let it ring out. I've gone sliding down half a flight of stairs trying to do just such a thing.  :(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Fpqxz on April 25, 2012, 05:36:24 pm
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.
They've been doing that a lot around here, too.

You'd think that, as a group of people who only know about Kony because of the internet, they would know that the Ugandans have said on the same internet that they don't want us coming to "help."

The KONY 2012 thing pisses me off to no end.  First of all, anyone who has read anything about the situation in Uganda already knows who Joseph Kony is.   Secondly, I don't think a bunch of white suburban slacktivists should be getting involved in such a sensitive situation, especially one in a different country with a vastly different culture.  </rant>
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on April 25, 2012, 05:47:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1FKS1SHSsc
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on April 25, 2012, 08:17:22 pm
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.
They've been doing that a lot around here, too.

You'd think that, as a group of people who only know about Kony because of the internet, they would know that the Ugandans have said on the same internet that they don't want us coming to "help."

The KONY 2012 thing pisses me off to no end.  First of all, anyone who has read anything about the situation in Uganda already knows who Joseph Kony is.   Secondly, I don't think a bunch of white suburban slacktivists should be getting involved in such a sensitive situation, especially one in a different country with a vastly different culture.  </rant>
Because NOT interfering in a country full of (sand) niggers gooks oil terrorists non-whites is something America is known for...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Fpqxz on April 26, 2012, 02:26:18 am
Because NOT interfering in a country full of (sand) niggers gooks oil terrorists non-whites is something America is known for...

This reminds me of the comment UK Prime Minister David Cameron (whom I do not like at all) made to his colleagues in the House of Commons when the Libyan Civil War broke out:

Quote from: David Cameron
If we don't do something to help these freedom fighters in Libya, we will reinforce the perception in the Arab World that the Western powers interfere in Middle Eastern affairs only when their own interests are at stake.

Incidentally, President Obama made opposing Kony and the LRA part of American foreign policy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord%27s_Resistance_Army_Disarmament_and_Northern_Uganda_Recovery_Act) more than a year prior to the release of KONY 2012.  In fact, he even deployed military advisors (http://articles.latimes.com/2011/oct/15/world/la-fg-us-uganda-20111015) (i.e. special forces personnel) to Uganda in 2011, though it's pretty obvious that the CIA had been monitoring the situation long before that.  Foreign Affairs Magazine, the public journal of the Council on Foreign Affairs, has suggested that Obama's motivation for the intervention (http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/136673/mareike-schomerus-tim-allen-and-koen-vlassenroot/obama-takes-on-the-lra?page=show) may be payback for Uganda's help in the ongoing Somalia conflict, or even just scoring political points at home.

Perhaps we should split off this discussion and have another thread for this?  Anyone?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 26, 2012, 03:03:00 am
(http://i.imgur.com/eCkk5.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 26, 2012, 05:40:26 am
Beans beans.






























They make music.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 26, 2012, 05:51:27 am
The more you eat the more you poot.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 26, 2012, 01:11:24 pm
My Aunt's chihuahua is gassy.  So is my cousin's come to think of it.  Chis are fartblossoms.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on April 26, 2012, 08:59:52 pm
For the longest time, when I thought of J.K. Simmons, I could not help but hear in my head, “I trust my barber.” (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Spider-Man)

More recently, that was replaced with, “I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!” (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Portal)

But I think the new phrase is gonna eventually be, “Don't bring my mother into this!” (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: VirtualStranger on April 26, 2012, 09:36:49 pm
For the longest time, when I thought of J.K. Simmons, I could not help but hear in my head, “I trust my barber.” (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Spider-Man)

More recently, that was replaced with, “I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!” (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Portal)

But I think the new phrase is gonna eventually be, url=http://t

I gotta say, that's not very catchy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on April 26, 2012, 10:58:09 pm
Yeah, nothing like coming back two hours later and seeing the server ate the last bits of your post.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on April 27, 2012, 07:32:47 am
Everyone, Google "zerg rush" right now. Do it. You know you want to.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on April 27, 2012, 11:19:42 am
Everyone, Google "zerg rush" right now. Do it. You know you want to.

Duuuude, that was awesome. Especially the health bars.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 27, 2012, 11:20:16 am
My Aunt's chihuahua is gassy.  So is my cousin's come to think of it.  Chis are fartblossoms.

My greyhound can beat your aunt's chihuahua in gassiness.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: VirtualStranger on April 27, 2012, 11:36:16 am
If a saber is a type of curved sword, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabre) why is a lightsaber a straight sword?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 27, 2012, 02:16:08 pm
My Aunt's chihuahua is gassy.  So is my cousin's come to think of it.  Chis are fartblossoms.

My greyhound can beat your aunt's chihuahua in gassiness.

Maybe... but when my cat Dammit takes a dump in the litterbox, EVERYONE knows it. 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Radiation on April 27, 2012, 02:22:02 pm
You named your cat Dammit?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on April 27, 2012, 02:30:10 pm
If a saber is a type of curved sword, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabre) why is a lightsaber a straight sword?

Because none of George Lucas' ideas ever make sense. This was OK in the original trilogy, due to the fact that if something is genuinely awesome*, then it doesn't really need to be justified. Unfortunately, in the prequels the ideas went from genuinely awesome to completely nonsensical. So you're only questioning the lightsabre thing now, but odds are you probably didn't care for the partially-eaten-doughnut-spaceship that opened The Phantom Menace from the moment you saw it.

*note that Michael Bay is but one egregious example of numerous directors who don't understand what's genuinely awesome.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 27, 2012, 02:31:05 pm
You named your cat Dammit?

Well... yeah.  Mostly because she's a feisty puss, and when she gets playful she tends to go no holds barred.  It usually results in one of us saying "OW, dammit, cat!"   It just evolved to her name being Dammit.    She's a sweety though, when she wants to be.  When she was a kitten she was just as "I want to disembowel your hand" ish.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Radiation on April 27, 2012, 02:33:26 pm
D'Awww that's cute!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 27, 2012, 02:40:37 pm
Yeah.  You've never heard the word "Dammit" said quite so lovingly as it is in my house. :)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 28, 2012, 06:24:29 am
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Life-Ruins-the-Weekend-634x582.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on April 29, 2012, 01:00:51 pm
Spectacular wig is spectacular.
 
https://p.twimg.com/Arp15AfCEAAO1Uy.jpg (https://p.twimg.com/Arp15AfCEAAO1Uy.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 30, 2012, 02:57:37 am
(http://i1203.photobucket.com/albums/bb381/jjjorgensen1/3929665_460s-Copy.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kqVFi.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 30, 2012, 03:03:44 am
LOL  Love that!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on April 30, 2012, 03:11:02 am
(http://i.imgur.com/p5Lp6.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on April 30, 2012, 04:51:06 pm
We don't care about no government warnings about the promotion of the simple life and the dams they're building.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on April 30, 2012, 08:28:27 pm
We don't care about no government warnings about the promotion of the simple life and the dams they're building.

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. Mine's on the 45.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on May 01, 2012, 07:29:17 pm
lol - not sure if this is trying to be inspirational or ... what?   All hail the Herp Derp Savior?
(http://i.imgur.com/CJRMA.jpg)

Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on May 01, 2012, 09:38:44 pm
Bring back Lazarus, and the first thing he sees is that?! I think I’d stroll right back into the tomb!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on May 01, 2012, 11:39:21 pm
Bring back Lazarus, and the first thing he sees is that?! I think I’d stroll right back into the tomb!
...little did we know that Jesus was Lazarus's drinking buddy and one night when Lazarus got really drunk all his other drinking buddies wrapped him up and told his family he was dead - then had him entombed - Jesus thought the joke had gone too far and performed a 'miracle' but couldn't help making that face when he let Laz out...  ?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on May 02, 2012, 04:31:13 am
So I guess Obama did decide to spike the football after all.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on May 02, 2012, 09:49:05 am
lol - not sure if this is trying to be inspirational or ... what?   All hail the Herp Derp Savior?
(http://i.imgur.com/CJRMA.jpg)

Someone really, REALLY needs to use that as their avatar.

In fact, I'm going to make it my Steam userpic.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on May 03, 2012, 03:06:29 am
So I guess Obama did decide to spike the football after all.
psh - no, that would require him to get onto an aircraft carrier with a huge 'Mission Accomplished' sign behind him...

ooooo - this is a cool idea...
Make cookie bowls by turning your pan upside down
(http://i.imgur.com/JKwQo.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on May 03, 2012, 02:25:02 pm
So I guess Obama did decide to spike the football after all.
psh - no, that would require him to get onto an aircraft carrier with a huge 'Mission Accomplished' sign behind him...

ooooo - this is a cool idea...
Make cookie bowls by turning your pan upside down
(http://i.imgur.com/JKwQo.jpg)
Kinda want this to happen for my birthday next month. T'would be freaking amazing (especially with frosting filling).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on May 05, 2012, 12:20:04 am
Or with a peanut butter filling with melted chocolate poured over it and left to harden.

I am so making this for my mom on Mother's Day.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on May 06, 2012, 12:55:48 am
Or with a peanut butter filling with melted chocolate poured over it and left to harden.
in the same theme - fill it with Reses Peanut Butter Minis and warm it up to get things good and melty...

or fill it with vanilla ice cream and drizzle hot fudge over the top...fill it with mint chocolate chip ice cream and drizzle it with Crème de menthe...

Coat the inside with hot fudge and fill it with whipped cream ...

fill it with chocolate Moose...

pie filling...


(http://i.imgur.com/8wVhw.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on May 06, 2012, 08:12:22 am
This is awesome.

http://wins.failblog.org/2012/04/27/epic-win-photos-animal-coffee-table-win
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on May 06, 2012, 04:02:23 pm
This is awesome.
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/epic-win-photos-animal-coffee-table-win1.jpg)

this is scary
(http://www.slashgear.com/gallery/data_files/1/4/6/alien-furniture_48.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 06, 2012, 06:06:20 pm
Dude, I want one! (The Robo-Beast, not the hippo).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on May 06, 2012, 08:16:15 pm
Dude, I want one! (The Robo-Beast, not the hippo).
okay.  Don't forget the end tables...
(http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/alien-tables.jpg)
Dining table...
(http://www.hrgiger.com/gegauf/loft.h1.jpg)

or the motor cycle...
(http://couchcutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Alien-motorcycle-1.jpg)
guitar
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/guitar-500x375.jpg)
shoes
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qua4mSD41r3cbfvo1_400.jpg)
wedding cake
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/alien-wedding-cake.jpg) -  I don't know if I'd want to eat this - but certainly attacking it with a knife would not be a problem...

Or just visit the Bar in Switzerland
(http://blog.sndimg.com/hgtv/design/HilaryJ/dh_cowboys-and-aliens_alien-lounge-catacombs.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on May 06, 2012, 08:57:54 pm
wedding cake
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/alien-wedding-cake.jpg -  I don't know if I'd want to eat this - but certainly attacking it with a knife would not be a problem...

No. No no no! You do not want to cut the damn thing. You will get sprayed with acid!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 06, 2012, 10:28:35 pm
Dude, I want one! (The Robo-Beast, not the hippo).
okay.  Don't forget the end tables...
(http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/alien-tables.jpg)
Dining table...
(http://www.hrgiger.com/gegauf/loft.h1.jpg)

or the motor cycle...
(http://couchcutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Alien-motorcycle-1.jpg)
guitar
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/guitar-500x375.jpg)
shoes
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qua4mSD41r3cbfvo1_400.jpg)
wedding cake
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/alien-wedding-cake.jpg) -  I don't know if I'd want to eat this - but certainly attacking it with a knife would not be a problem...

Or just visit the Bar in Switzerland
(http://blog.sndimg.com/hgtv/design/HilaryJ/dh_cowboys-and-aliens_alien-lounge-catacombs.jpg)
Everything there is just too awesome for words.  Especially that guitar! 
Woo!  I love that.  IF I go to Switzerland, I WILL visit that place. 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on May 06, 2012, 11:05:24 pm
Dude. Those pics are fucking awesome.

I want dat ax.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on May 08, 2012, 12:34:06 am
Dude. Those pics are fucking awesome.

I want dat ax.
if offered any of those - I'd have to go with  the motorcycle...

product of the week...
(http://i.imgur.com/WumXB.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 08, 2012, 02:38:43 am
We guitar players are a strange bunch. 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: tygerarmy on May 08, 2012, 07:14:30 pm
All of te Alien stuff was awesome.  I love the Hippo table.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on May 08, 2012, 07:28:03 pm
guitar
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/guitar-500x375.jpg)

I SO WANT THIS!!!

And I think those heels are ugly, sorry  :(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on May 08, 2012, 10:47:47 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/LZ2PH.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 09, 2012, 12:31:43 am
For some reason, when I clicked this thread this time it sent me to the first page rather than the last and I saw the following post before I noticed the mix-up.
(click to show/hide)
I tell you, seeing something like that over four months into the year makes for quite a potent WTF moment.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 09, 2012, 01:43:11 am
HAHAHAHAHAA!  Oh lordy!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on May 09, 2012, 11:53:13 am
Kind of TMI stuff:

Friend: Ugh, I drank 9 cups of water for a urine sample while I was at the lab and it's not coming out the right place
Me: ...Not coming out the right place? What?
Friend: Gave me diarrhea and I still don't need to pee.
Me: ... *dies laughing*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 09, 2012, 10:40:43 pm
Man... it's like a sitcom in here. :)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 12, 2012, 02:03:59 am
Thread Killer, thread killers in disguise.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on May 12, 2012, 08:59:24 am
No disrespect or offence intended to our many wonderful female posters here...but I am such a girl when it comes to chocolate.  ;D #inhidinguntilthisblowsover
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: tygerarmy on May 12, 2012, 03:02:49 pm
I have to potty right after eating or drinking.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 12, 2012, 03:40:25 pm
*was already eating BBQ chicken during this thread*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on May 12, 2012, 04:00:05 pm
I have to potty right after eating or drinking.

RIGHT after?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 14, 2012, 02:19:38 am
Things I learned today: Not shitting for several days followed by drinking half a litre of coffee will have literally explosive results. Seriously, it even makes a loud bang on the way out.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 14, 2012, 04:47:54 am
Ass cannon!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on May 14, 2012, 06:17:45 am
A fart is an ass orgasm.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 14, 2012, 01:26:12 pm
I'm glad I can learn so many interesting things about everyone in this thread.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on May 14, 2012, 02:44:43 pm
There are no secrets on FSTDT. :P
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 14, 2012, 06:17:05 pm
Let me see... what TMI can I reveal...

Hmmm...

...

...

Well...

Can't think of anything right now.  Soz, peeps.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on May 15, 2012, 07:57:31 am
A fart is an ass orgasm.

In that case, I have multiples every day.  ;D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on May 15, 2012, 09:28:48 am
There are no secrets on FSTDT. :P

I've got a secret.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on May 15, 2012, 06:03:51 pm
There are no secrets on FSTDT. :P

I've got a secret.

(click to show/hide)

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto

Anyway, I am feeling so adult now. Just bought my very first for-my-very-own vacuum cleaner.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 15, 2012, 08:34:54 pm
I am the 'Modren' Man.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on May 15, 2012, 09:14:36 pm
A fart is an ass orgasm.

In that case, I have multiples every day.  ;D

Danke for sharing! :D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 16, 2012, 10:49:55 pm
You know, I'm thinking I want to reconfigure my Wi-Fi so that instead of asking for a password when you try to connect, it appears unsecured, then asks for a password as soon as you try to use the internet. That way, I can make it appear to be unsecured and call the network "free internet", then it can redirect to a page that says "nope, Chuck Testa" to ask for the password.

It would amuse me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on May 16, 2012, 11:01:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/RMk7G.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on May 16, 2012, 11:21:02 pm
You know, I'm thinking I want to reconfigure my Wi-Fi so that instead of asking for a password when you try to connect, it appears unsecured, then asks for a password as soon as you try to use the internet. That way, I can make it appear to be unsecured and call the network "free internet", then it can redirect to a page that says "nope, Chuck Testa" to ask for the password.

It would amuse me.

Gotta have it cycle through a whole bunch of Chuck Testa image macros, when displaying it, too.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on May 21, 2012, 05:36:33 am
I almost spat out my Irn-Bru laughing when elevators (or lifts, if you're this side of the water) got a mention in the sexy/neutral/not sexy thread. Because let's put it this way, after a story that was in the local press here last year I am never setting foot in the lift at Motherwell train station...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on May 21, 2012, 08:58:13 am
I like milk chocolate, anybody else?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 21, 2012, 12:08:48 pm
I do, though I've grown to like dark chocolate more though.
I'm a sucker for anything chocolate.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on May 21, 2012, 07:19:38 pm
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41jfrneIB1rnrpot.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Thejebusfire on May 21, 2012, 07:37:13 pm
I like milk chocolate, anybody else?

*raises hand*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: armandtanzarian on May 23, 2012, 11:51:59 am
http://g.co/doodle/t7f24e

Minimoog!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on May 23, 2012, 04:35:28 pm
Apparently Urban Dictionary has infiltrated Wiktionary.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fap
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on May 24, 2012, 06:53:17 am
I think "Game of Thrones" should be renamed "Incest Boobs".
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 24, 2012, 07:22:42 am
I like blue-footed boobies.  They're cute, really. 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on May 24, 2012, 07:42:44 am
(http://i46.tinypic.com/jrcozs.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on May 25, 2012, 07:37:44 am
I think "Game of Thrones" should be renamed "Incest Boobs".

You might get more viewers if you can convince people that it's actually kinda intellectual and classy and "improving", hence I suggest Inzestënbübs,
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 25, 2012, 07:41:51 am
Rednex: Medieval Edition
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on May 25, 2012, 11:22:48 pm
Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 26, 2012, 05:19:39 am
Huh?  Radio.  What's going on with that radio?

(said by the same voice actor for Richter Belmont in SoTN)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Søren on May 26, 2012, 05:36:58 am
Testicles
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 26, 2012, 05:51:35 am
Anyone here ever tried mountain oysters?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on May 26, 2012, 03:26:19 pm
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny-Sidewalk-Sign.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 26, 2012, 03:39:03 pm
Good marketing, that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on May 26, 2012, 03:46:11 pm
Good marketing, that.
That makes you want to go in and try it?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 26, 2012, 03:49:17 pm
Sure.  Look at the way it's worded:  It seems like the dude on Yelp was in the vast minority, or just didn't know what he was talking about. 

Anywho, I've been known to like some things considered bad by others when it comes to food.  I'll give it a try.  I usually do when a new restaurant comes around.   If the price is right, of course.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on May 31, 2012, 10:29:05 am
I'd never heard of Yelp until now. The fact that all of the reviews of the Shitcademy (http://www.yelp.co.uk/biz/o2-academy-glasgow-glasgow?sort_by=rating_asc) are broadly positive makes it hard for me to take seriously.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 31, 2012, 11:15:59 am
There's a horrifying bug in the bathroom with giant pincers on its ass.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 31, 2012, 11:40:51 am
EARWIG!  Those are cool!

... or a Centipede...?   many-legged, or just six legs?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 31, 2012, 01:23:26 pm
Just six legs. I've never seen one before. Somehow, I mustered the courage to put him outside.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on May 31, 2012, 02:53:32 pm
Just six legs. I've never seen one before. Somehow, I mustered the courage to put him outside.

Bugs seem to love you.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 31, 2012, 03:24:18 pm
Don't say that. D:
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on May 31, 2012, 03:46:22 pm
(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/3/4811918_01e20ae651.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 31, 2012, 04:21:24 pm
(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/3/4811918_01e20ae651.jpg)

(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4411/mothafucker.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on June 02, 2012, 05:16:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JgJkz.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on June 02, 2012, 06:56:47 pm
Quite.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 02, 2012, 10:00:54 pm
I just heard the Minecraft theme song. In a porno.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 02, 2012, 10:11:09 pm
I bet you jizzed instantly.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 02, 2012, 10:51:33 pm
Like a creeper standing next to someone.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DarkfireTaimatsu on June 02, 2012, 11:34:19 pm
Like a creeper standing next to someone.

Ssssssss...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hoplite on June 03, 2012, 01:42:49 am
Just six legs. I've never seen one before. Somehow, I mustered the courage to put him outside.

Where there's 1 earwig, there are many more. They make their abode in cracks and nooks & crannies. Harmless, but yeah, not good having these inside.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on June 03, 2012, 06:11:57 am
I'm strangely unfazed by most insects and assorted creepy crawlies. I might have a momentary spaz if I find one crawling on me or a bug comes flying in my face, but my reaction to seeing one near me is usually to ignore it, unless it has a stinger.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 04, 2012, 10:38:38 am
 ;D Relevant, but a few days late. Urban Dictionary's definition of the day:

yelpie
June 4
a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese ETC and writes a useless review on Yelp.
This restaurant is horrible and catered for yelpies.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 04, 2012, 11:00:15 pm
The Trololo guy died. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mr-trololo-dies-khil-140556919.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mr-trololo-dies-khil-140556919.html)

My dad never stopped talking (singing) about him.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on June 05, 2012, 06:55:40 am
Is it bad my first thought was 'you touch my tralala?"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on June 05, 2012, 07:53:33 am
The Trololo guy died. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mr-trololo-dies-khil-140556919.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mr-trololo-dies-khil-140556919.html)

My dad never stopped talking (singing) about him.

That's really sad. I might be one of the few people who liked the trololo song in a non-ironic way. It made me happy that he got to see his song become viral.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on June 05, 2012, 06:18:22 pm
Well, I took my final blow against Scott Walker today. Hope it helps get rid of him.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 06, 2012, 01:50:48 am
Well, I took my final blow against Scott Walker today. Hope it helps get rid of him.
I don't know if it'll help get rid of him, but for what it's worth I'm sure he enjoyed himself immensely.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 06, 2012, 10:17:21 pm
I'm bored and creating collages of fiery Sims as I kill them. (linked for size)

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/830/firecollage.jpg (http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/830/firecollage.jpg)

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/1422/firecollage2.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/1422/firecollage2.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jebediah on June 06, 2012, 10:24:20 pm
Never change, Sleepy. Always be awesome.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on June 06, 2012, 10:35:34 pm
Like a modern day Dante's Inferno.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on June 07, 2012, 02:04:02 am
(http://i.imgur.com/0Q8Gd.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 07, 2012, 08:53:38 am
Random instance of me overanalysing everything, episode 478: Earlier on I went to pick up something for lunch and was browsing snacks too when I discovered cake bars that have clearly cynically been rebranded for the Jubishit with a Union Jack* design and the slogan "BRING ON THE CAKE"...and I'm thinking "They wanted to say it. They really wanted to say it but didn't have the balls".

(* yeah I know, alright? Don't fucking say it)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 09, 2012, 02:58:52 pm
I'm afraid of clicking on threads here now for the fear of being confronted by Roy Nelson's manboobs.

(ETA the next post in this thread will be reply number 666. It's yours for the taking. Yes, I'm talking to you!)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 09, 2012, 03:00:54 pm
Who, me?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on June 09, 2012, 05:16:16 pm
Couldn't be.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on June 09, 2012, 05:18:15 pm
Well, it is!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 09, 2012, 08:11:52 pm
Oh em gee double-you tee eff!?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on June 10, 2012, 09:03:24 am
OMG, WTF RU saiyan?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 10, 2012, 09:13:48 am
*Goes Super Saiyan*

*Stands there grunting and growling constipatedly for 30 minutes while no plot unfolds*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on June 11, 2012, 04:22:21 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/0Q8Gd.gif)

Wait a second - so this guy shoots two people just to get drinks that he doesn't even drink?

What a bastard.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on June 13, 2012, 03:05:49 am
(http://i.imgur.com/T3NlR.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 14, 2012, 05:03:31 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/0Q8Gd.gif)

Wait a second - so this guy shoots two people just to get drinks that he doesn't even drink?

What a bastard.

Sounds like a typical Friday night in Glasgow.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 14, 2012, 10:03:38 pm
I so want to go to Scotland one day...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 16, 2012, 08:39:04 am
Isn't it funny that the old forum, now devoid of mods, is being steadily overrun by spam bots? It really goes to show a typical forum exists on the edge of total collapse into anarchy.

That said, I wonder how long it'll be before Proboards realises that it's dead?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DarkfireTaimatsu on June 16, 2012, 08:59:24 am
Isn't it funny that the old forum, now devoid of mods, is being steadily overrun by spam bots? It really goes to show a typical forum exists on the edge of total collapse into anarchy.

That said, I wonder how long it'll be before Proboards realises that it's dead?

Probably never. I have a personal forum I haven't posted on since the Teen Titans animated series had a comic book, and it still exists~
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 16, 2012, 12:25:23 pm
So many new era hats threads...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on June 16, 2012, 04:11:06 pm
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/helpless-business-cat-meets-homeless-cat-demotivational-posters-1339401920.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 17, 2012, 04:39:32 am
Could someone please painlessly euthanise Failblog? It's been going downhill for well over a year now and is a mere shadow of its past glory.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on June 17, 2012, 01:17:41 pm
Thanks to the PlayJam app that came on my new TV, I have just discovered “Wee Wee Kitty (http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/wee-wee-kitty/id325534550?mt=8).” It is a pretty basic group-matching puzzle game, but the framing story is that you are a cat urinating on the weeds in your owner’s garden. Yeah, they made a game about Cat Piss. And I am disturbed.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 18, 2012, 10:14:09 am
So a short while ago I was planning to tug myself off to lesbian porn, got sidetracked when I got up to grab a wad of toilet paper and somehow ended up spending several hours listening to the Backstreet Boys instead (and no, it wasn't ironic).

I know this is probably a stupid question, but um... Does this mean I've lost all rights to call myself a heterosexual?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 18, 2012, 12:13:22 pm
Yes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on June 18, 2012, 01:49:38 pm
Yes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on June 18, 2012, 09:38:57 pm
So a short while ago I was planning to tug myself off to lesbian porn, got sidetracked when I got up to grab a wad of toilet paper and somehow ended up spending several hours listening to the Backstreet Boys instead (and no, it wasn't ironic).

I know this is probably a stupid question, but um... Does this mean I've lost all rights to call myself a heterosexual?
(http://i.imgur.com/HQSOT.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 18, 2012, 09:42:49 pm
Oh bugger.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on June 19, 2012, 01:54:18 am
I logged in with the intent of going to another thread, but I forgot which one it was...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 19, 2012, 05:51:33 am
I'm up.

*Sings* All alone, all alone, all by myself.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on June 19, 2012, 05:58:32 am
I'm up.

*Sings* All alone, all alone, all by myself.

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46xixws1R1qapvns.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 19, 2012, 09:01:57 am
(http://i.imgur.com/CRBzJ.gif)

Ella Morton is teh awsums.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on June 19, 2012, 11:13:10 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/BmNUf.gif)  (http://i.imgur.com/hcFXf.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/S1zB7.gif)  (http://i.imgur.com/monDU.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 20, 2012, 12:31:36 am
Blinded by the light.  Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.









Yes I know, that's not how it goes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 20, 2012, 12:35:17 am
Blinded by the light.  Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.
Thanks for that. Now not only do I have that song stuck in my head, but the line you quoted is the only one I know.

I hope you're proud of yourself.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 20, 2012, 12:43:24 am
I know a lot of the song, but it hardly makes any sense to me.   Maybe it's not supposed to.  Sorry Art.  It was in my mind too, and I thought I'd share the love. <3
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on June 20, 2012, 03:30:43 am
-- "Wrapped up like a douche"???-- lol

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blow/blindedbythelight.htm#.T-F7w8XNkqg

Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 20, 2012, 03:36:12 am
I didn't know it was possible to rev up a piece of faecal matter in the first place.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 20, 2012, 03:55:15 am
Last time I'd looked, I'm pretty sure "Wrapped up like a douche" was mentioned on the song's Wikipedia page, so prevalent is the meme.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 20, 2012, 03:58:04 am
It seems it was supposed to be "cut loose like a deuce". That actually makes some degree of sense.

Quote from: Wikipedia
Lyrics

The Earth Band's recording of the song features several changed lyrics. The most prominent change is in the chorus, where Springsteen's "cut loose like a deuce" is replaced with "revved up like a deuce."[2][3][4]

This is commonly misheard as "wrapped up like a douche (the V sound in "revved" is almost unpronounced and the S sound in "deuce" is easy to mistake as an "SH" sound)."[5][6] Springsteen himself has joked about the controversy, claiming that it was not until Manfred Mann rewrote the song to be about a "feminine hygiene product" that it became popular.[7]
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 20, 2012, 04:02:37 am
Oh mercy me.  I love the 80s.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on June 20, 2012, 04:25:49 am
Oh mercy me.  I love the 80s.

Your generation did have the best music.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 20, 2012, 04:52:08 am
Yes.   Yes it did.  Don't you... barracuda?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on June 20, 2012, 08:22:33 am
-- "Wrapped up like a douche"???-- lol

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blow/blindedbythelight.htm#.T-F7w8XNkqg

Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2yoxw7o.jpg)

There's also
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 20, 2012, 12:22:38 pm
It really does sound like douche to me, not deuce. I know what he's supposed to be saying, but it seriously sounds like he intended to say douche.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on June 20, 2012, 01:22:23 pm
There's also
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."

Jimi is responsible for this and actually said that line many times during live concerts. It is also rumored that he pretended to be gay and in love with a fellow soldier to get kicked out of the army.

More reasons that is Jimi the man  ;D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 20, 2012, 05:02:57 pm
I've got the perfect Assange escape strategy figured out. What they need to do is for the Ecuadorian embassy to hire an open top bus, pack the top floor with cardboard boxes and styrofoam, then park it as close to the building as possible and have Assange go up to a 2nd or 3rd floor window and just hope he can hit the target. That way he won't have technically set foot outside the embassy...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on June 20, 2012, 08:52:53 pm
There's also
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."

Jimi is responsible for this and actually said that line many times during live concerts. It is also rumored that he pretended to be gay and in love with a fellow soldier to get kicked out of the army.

More reasons that is Jimi the man  ;D

I am guilty of being so sure it was 'scuse me while I kiss this guy'. I even sang that line during Guitar Hero or Rock Band. Forget which game has the song.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on June 20, 2012, 09:04:52 pm
I am guilty of being so sure it was 'scuse me while I kiss this guy'. I even sang that line during Guitar Hero or Rock Band. Forget which game has the song.

As depraved as my mind can be, I never caught that line until I read that Jimi would sing that line here and there. This may be more unexpected as I listened to Jimi a lot in High School. I fondly remember playing Final Fantasy Tactics with The Ultimate Experience playing on my computer, they really should've put Machine Gun on that album, that was a great piece.

Though now I sing that line and my friends all look at me weird and I tell them that story and they're all "nuh uh" and I'm like "uh huh" and what are we talking about again?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 20, 2012, 11:25:23 pm
I ... don't remember.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on June 21, 2012, 06:35:05 am
As depraved as my mind can be, I never caught that line until I read that Jimi would sing that line here and there. This may be more unexpected as I listened to Jimi a lot in High School. I fondly remember playing Final Fantasy Tactics with The Ultimate Experience playing on my computer, they really should've put Machine Gun on that album, that was a great piece.

Though now I sing that line and my friends all look at me weird and I tell them that story and they're all "nuh uh" and I'm like "uh huh" and what are we talking about again?

Here's a whole damn webpage (http://www.kissthisguy.com/jimi.php) about it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 21, 2012, 12:51:56 pm
Twitter is having major downtime right now, so this would be a terrible time for the zombie apocalypse to happen.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 21, 2012, 02:57:01 pm
'Scuse me, while I kiss this bird.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on June 21, 2012, 03:02:26 pm
I once had a kitten that would like your face if you made kissy lips. Sadly it passed before it was 2 months from eating too much string  :'(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 21, 2012, 03:39:46 pm
Ugh... string... not good for cats.  :(  I'm sorry to hear/read that, Queen.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on June 21, 2012, 03:45:47 pm
Its fine it was years ago, but that was the only kitten I've seen that would lick* a person's face without being trained to do so.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on June 21, 2012, 06:14:32 pm
There isn't an awesome picture thread so...
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5z2awqZJc1rq9er1o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 21, 2012, 06:17:30 pm
He was one trippy dude.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on June 21, 2012, 06:32:17 pm
I adore him so much. Adore. Even if he's gone, I still use present tense cause you're supposed to.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on June 21, 2012, 06:39:30 pm
Anyway, how is your sex life?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on June 21, 2012, 07:02:57 pm
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41jfrneIB1rnrpot.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 23, 2012, 03:57:44 am
Is sneezing your ass off the next morning a fair exchange for taking in a spectacular thunderstorm?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on June 23, 2012, 04:00:44 am
Yes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 23, 2012, 05:48:16 am
Mmmmmm.... Yeah, I'd say so.  Love me some storm-watching.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 23, 2012, 02:17:19 pm
I want to vomit right now from the dirty diaper smell.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 23, 2012, 03:57:01 pm
Dexter Holland is 46 years old and dresses like a guy half his age. I can't decide if that's pathetic or something to aspire to.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 23, 2012, 05:33:28 pm
I still dress like a teenager... though, when I was a teen I pretty much was a jeans/T-shirt type... so yeah.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on June 23, 2012, 06:50:55 pm
Jeans and t-shirts make up the bulk of my wardrobe.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DarkfireTaimatsu on June 23, 2012, 07:22:50 pm
Jeans and t-shirts make up the bulk of my wardrobe.

Jeans and T-shirts (and socks and underpants) make up the entirety of my wardrobe.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 23, 2012, 08:21:42 pm
Pretty much mine too.  I had some more formal stuff back when I was in school for choral meets, and banquets, other shindigs;  but I think they're all gone by now.  Gone to the Salvation Army.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 23, 2012, 08:41:33 pm
Anyone remember when chagen came on the old board? I was just reading his posts, and they're fucking entertaining.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Spong Habsburg on June 24, 2012, 01:43:18 am
I was amusing myself by seeing just how far Axl Rose has let himself go.

Then:
(http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheYXHSIHJVC2U=/imgAxl%20Rose2.jpg)

Now:
(http://www.moviespad.com/photos/axl-rose-2012-interview-f2502.jpg)

Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on June 24, 2012, 04:49:43 am
Anyone remember when chagen came on the old board? I was just reading his posts, and they're fucking entertaining.

Was he the one who started babbling about us supposedly advocating genocide of Christians because WMD wanted to travel back in time and stop Christianity from spreading or something like that? And then told her that he wanted her to be raped and murdered?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 24, 2012, 04:52:10 am
Anyone remember when chagen came on the old board? I was just reading his posts, and they're fucking entertaining.

Was he the one who started babbling about us supposedly advocating genocide of Christians because WMD wanted to travel back in time and stop Christianity from spreading or something like that? And then told her that he wanted her to be raped and murdered?
Also he claimed that polyamoury is disgusting while at the same time banging on about his own scat fetish at every opportunity.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 24, 2012, 04:54:01 am
I was amusing myself by seeing just how far Axl Rose has let himself go.

Then:
(http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheYXHSIHJVC2U=/imgAxl%20Rose2.jpg)

Now:
(http://www.moviespad.com/photos/axl-rose-2012-interview-f2502.jpg)

Jesus Christ.

It's a horrible condition known as "Middle Age".  It could happen to you too!  O_O

;)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on June 24, 2012, 05:26:49 am
Anyone remember when chagen came on the old board? I was just reading his posts, and they're fucking entertaining.

Was he the one who started babbling about us supposedly advocating genocide of Christians because WMD wanted to travel back in time and stop Christianity from spreading or something like that? And then told her that he wanted her to be raped and murdered?
Also he claimed that polyamoury is disgusting while at the same time banging on about his own scat fetish at every opportunity.

Hah, I'd forgotten about his scat fetish and the sudden meltdown in the polyamory thread (along with his 9 million other meltdowns, including the one at the end of his first post).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 24, 2012, 09:37:42 am
Well, I'm a fucking moron. I've been trying to force down a cup of black instant coffee and lamenting my lack of milk (the only time I'd ever use it is on the rare occasion I drink coffee, so I can't justify buying a carton of even long life milk) and sugar for the last half hour before realising I have a can of whipped cream in the fridge. I know it's not nearly as good as full cream milk, but it at least makes the stuff halfway drinkable. Why the fuck did I take so long to think of it?!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on June 24, 2012, 09:44:17 am
Just mix in the whipped cream and drink a cup of coffee; because coffee makes everything better  ;)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 24, 2012, 09:52:45 am
Umm... That's exactly what I did. It just took me a half hour of sipping the most rancid concoction ever to find its way into a coffee mug before I figured out I could do that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on June 24, 2012, 09:54:30 am
I know, I just wanted to say that line since its an inside joke I haven't used in a while.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 24, 2012, 09:58:14 am
Ah, my bad. I'm not familiar with that particular joke.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 24, 2012, 12:34:39 pm
I'm all alone.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 24, 2012, 12:36:05 pm
There's no one here beside me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 24, 2012, 12:39:30 pm
My problems have all gone.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 24, 2012, 12:40:46 pm
There's no one to be riding me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 24, 2012, 12:41:30 pm
BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIIIEEEENDS
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 24, 2012, 03:32:09 pm
This place is like a forum Broadway Musical.  It's full of gays and everything!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on June 24, 2012, 05:32:44 pm
Because this doesn't really deserve its own thread, here's a Deepak Chopra quote generator (http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/). I didn't know where else to put it, but it's funny.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 24, 2012, 05:35:06 pm
Because this doesn't really deserve its own thread, here's a Deepak Chopra quote generator (http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/). I didn't know where else to put it, but it's funny.

"Imagination requires existential destiny."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 24, 2012, 05:42:05 pm
Well apparently Italy won so we've been saved from another England v Germany encounter and with it the worst instincts of the London press...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 24, 2012, 05:44:37 pm
Because this doesn't really deserve its own thread, here's a Deepak Chopra quote generator (http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/). I didn't know where else to put it, but it's funny.

"Death is an ingredient of visible babies"...lol wut
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 24, 2012, 06:05:23 pm
Gary Busey makes more sense than that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on June 24, 2012, 06:06:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 25, 2012, 12:49:35 pm
Once again, I have Cartman's various Jesus songs stuck in my head. Body of Christ, mostly. Some of those are way too catchy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 25, 2012, 12:51:21 pm
The body of Christ
Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned
The body of Christ
Oh what a body, I wish I could call it my own
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on June 25, 2012, 04:41:20 pm
The body of Christ
Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned
The body of Christ
Oh what a body, I wish I could call it my own

Lord Almighty, I've never been so enticed!
Oh, I wish I could have the body of Chriiiiiiist
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 25, 2012, 10:50:50 pm
I want to open up a YouTube channel with a fake persona: A paranoid conspiracy theorist who sees evidence of all the conspiracies working together wherever she looks. Anything taller than it is wide? Phallic imagery! A triangle? Pyramid UFOs! Dungeons and Dragons? It's the occult!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on June 25, 2012, 11:15:46 pm
I want to open up a YouTube channel with a fake persona: A paranoid conspiracy theorist who sees evidence of all the conspiracies working together wherever she looks. Anything taller than it is wide? Phallic imagery! A triangle? Pyramid UFOs! Dungeons and Dragons? It's the occult!
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/jet_fuel.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on June 25, 2012, 11:21:27 pm
Korra season 1 is done. What to do, now?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on June 25, 2012, 11:22:25 pm
Korra season 1 is done. What to do, now?
Bitch about how Young Justice stopped 1/3 of the way through season 2 to take a break until September?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 26, 2012, 05:21:13 am
I want to open up a YouTube channel with a fake persona: A paranoid conspiracy theorist who sees evidence of all the conspiracies working together wherever she looks. Anything taller than it is wide? Phallic imagery! A triangle? Pyramid UFOs! Dungeons and Dragons? It's the occult!
Probably already been done a dozen times, though.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on June 26, 2012, 10:00:50 am
(http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae10/MountainCat/TDif.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on June 26, 2012, 04:43:38 pm
Personally, I think we should start a conspiracy theory about where all the conspiracy theories come from. I mean, it's odd, isn't it? They so often seem to come out of nowhere and spread across the Internet rapidly...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on June 26, 2012, 05:02:27 pm
Personally, I think we should start a conspiracy theory about where all the conspiracy theories come from. I mean, it's odd, isn't it? They so often seem to come out of nowhere and spread across the Internet rapidly...

(http://community.spiceworks.com/attachments/post/0009/6277/history-channel-alien-guy-meme-generator-aliens-98f63b.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 27, 2012, 12:33:47 am
It's Boofy Man!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on June 27, 2012, 03:18:43 am
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5obznzE481r3jsrko1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 27, 2012, 05:25:36 am
That is just... weird.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on June 27, 2012, 06:56:32 am
He actually looked kinda cute when he first started out. Damn shame.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on June 27, 2012, 04:39:40 pm
Apparently Aliens guy was a guest on Joe Rogan's podcast the other day. That's like a Fukushima of crazy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on June 27, 2012, 04:54:17 pm
Apparently Aliens guy was a guest on Joe Rogan's podcast the other day. That's like a Fukushima of crazy.

He was on about a year ago as well. Eddie Bravo was a co-guest. It was a crazy trifecta.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 27, 2012, 10:42:03 pm
According to the government, I'm entitled to a private health insurance rebate. While I appreciate the gesture, I'd love to know where they got the idea that I have private health insurance in the first place when I bloody well don't.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 28, 2012, 04:45:37 am
Oh that wacky government! *Laugh track*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on June 29, 2012, 02:18:47 am
cuddle puddle in the planter...
(http://i.imgur.com/wRzmA.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 01, 2012, 09:59:29 am
This is my new favourite thing in the world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ANL2pHgJD0
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 01, 2012, 10:03:01 am
So, yesterday morning, I get up at 4:00 am. Why? Because last week I found a nice little overlook that I thought would look great with sunrise lighting. So I gather up my tripod, Canon Rebel T2i, and backup PowerShot and take the fifteen minute drive out there. I get there just in time to capture the sun. Except…

There were a few gentle curves on the road that put it on a southwest/northeast direction without me realizing it. I still thought the road was more or less due north/south and the overlook would be looking east. Instead I was pointed southeast.

Plus I totally underestimated the effect being this close to the solstice had on the sun’s azimuth. So the sun winds up coming up like 70° from the direction I have my camera pointed and concealed by the tree-covered hillsides. By the time the sun would even be visible from this location, the beautiful orange glow would be gone, so I couldn’t even make a decent shot with just that.

So, yeah, I was disappointed. But not nearly as much as when I actually went and did a bit of research (http://www.sollumis.com/). Looks like the sun won’t come up where I want it to until November. Hope the spot looks just as good in the winter as it does in the summer.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: armandtanzarian on July 01, 2012, 12:50:47 pm
Apparently my family is blessed with long life but not the mental faculties to endure it.

And happy Canada day to the relevant parties.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on July 01, 2012, 12:56:05 pm
Apparently my family is blessed with long life but not the mental faculties to endure it.

...I'm sorry for your loss, I guess, if that's what you were getting at.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on July 01, 2012, 03:53:14 pm
cuddle puddle in the planter...
(http://i.imgur.com/wRzmA.png)
Methinks this would not be a good time to water that plant.  :P
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on July 01, 2012, 04:00:30 pm
I wish I could grow some potted kittens.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 01, 2012, 04:40:27 pm
cuddle puddle in the planter...
(http://i.imgur.com/wRzmA.png)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KITTYPUSS!
I think my pancreas just melted.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 01, 2012, 10:37:28 pm
Is it normal for ants to be attracted to Up & Up (Target store-brand) Fluoride Rinse? They’ve been swarming on my bathroom counter all day, mostly around that bottle.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 01, 2012, 10:47:18 pm
Sometimes in hot weather, they'll gather around sources of moisture.  Maybe they're attracted to the mint flavor... if it's mint flavor. 

Ants can be very weird.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on July 01, 2012, 10:48:32 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... mint flavor.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on July 02, 2012, 04:53:23 am
Mint is horrible.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 02, 2012, 05:18:15 am
Never ever nap on a Sunday afternoon. It will completely fuck up your Monday morning. :(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 02, 2012, 06:26:49 pm
Sometimes in hot weather, they'll gather around sources of moisture.  Maybe they're attracted to the mint flavor... if it's mint flavor. 

Ants can be very weird.

It is a purple flavor. I don’t think it is supposed to have any particular flavor. It is certainly not labeled. Also found some of them around the orange flavored Listerine before bed last night.

I moved both bottles under the counter, but the ants still wound up swarming the top by morning. So I picked up some ant traps on the way home from work and expected to see the ants swarming the counter again. But they weren’t. Which is making me somewhat paranoid. I know they probably just realized that the mouthwash was gone (no—they haven’t found it under the counter), but I can’t shake the feeling that they are planning something.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 02, 2012, 08:48:00 pm
Ants are smart in large numbers.  Be alert!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on July 03, 2012, 12:21:04 am
POSTS FOR THE POST GOD! FUCKS FOR THE FUCK THRONE!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 03, 2012, 03:04:13 am
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Days-after-the-weekend.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 03, 2012, 06:58:01 am
If you ever wanna see me have a minor existential crisis, watch my reaction when I realise I haven't been to my favourite freeware font sites in over a week. #geek
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 04, 2012, 06:06:06 am
Theres-a-new-cognitive-disorder-you-should-be-aware-of...
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Fragmentia-634x848.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on July 05, 2012, 01:49:40 am
I am rofling over the new ads for IE. "Safer and sexier."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 05, 2012, 04:53:04 am
I am rofling over the new ads for IE. "Safer and sexier."

(http://i1271.photobucket.com/albums/jj636/StrawberryNim/tumblr_lqd60gLH9b1qf2dlx.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on July 06, 2012, 11:33:31 pm
Hume-a Pege-a Vhet is thees ebuoot? Thees veeki is a cetelug ooff zee treecks ooff zee trede-a fur vreeting feecshun.
 Trupes ere-a defeeces und cunfenshuns thet a vreeter cun reesunebly rely oon es beeeng present in zee oodeeence-a members' meends und ixpecteshuns. Oon zee vhule-a, trupes ere-a nut cleechés. Zee vurd cleechéd meuns "stereutyped und treete-a." In oozeer vurds, dooll und uneenteresting. Ve-a ere-a nut luukeeng fur dooll und uneenteresting intreees. Ve-a ere-a here-a tu recugneeze-a trupes und pley veet zeem, nut tu meke-a foon ooff zeem.
 Zee veeki is celled "TF Trupes" becoose-a TF is vhere-a ve-a sterted. Oofer zee cuoorse-a ooff a foo yeers, oooor scupe-a hes crept oooot tu incloode-a oozeer medeea. Trupes trunscend telefeesiun. Zeey refflect leeffe-a. Seence-a a lut ooff ert, ispeceeelly zee pupooler erts, dues its best tu refflect leeffe-a, trupes ere-a leekely tu shoo up iferyvhere-a.
 Ve-a ere-a nut a stooffffy incyclupedeec veeki. Ve're-a a boottlued mure-a inffurmel. Ve-a incuoorege-a breezy lungooege-a und ooreeginel thuooght. Zeere-a Is Nu Sooch Theeng Es Nutebeelity, und nu ceeteshuns ere-a needed. Iff yuoor intry cunnut gezeer uny ifeedence-a by zee Veeki Megeec, it veell joost veezeer und deee-a. Unteel zeen, thuoogh, it veell be-a efeeeleble-a thruoogh zee Meeen Trupes Index.
 Ve-a ere-a elsu nut a veeki fur besheeng theengs. Oonce-a egeeen, ve're-a ebuoot celebreteeng feecshun, nut shooeeng ooffff hoo sneede-a und sercesteec ve-a cun be-a.
 Inuoogh ebuoot vhet ve-a ere-a nut. Um de hur de hur de hur. Gu oon, hefe-a a luuk et zee velcume-a pege-a, und hefe-a foon! See oolso ze Moopet Show un ze pages un ze ooter Svedish language.
 Bork bork bork!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 07, 2012, 04:00:00 am
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA I was reading that in Swedish Chef's voice long before it got to the punchline.  ;D

(http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss46/delaney4130/Bork.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 07, 2012, 06:22:23 am
For a minute there, I thought Ducken had eaten his mind, then I recognized the accent.  Bork Bork!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 07, 2012, 12:41:59 pm
Thread Killer's still at only 53 pages...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 07, 2012, 01:28:03 pm
Thread Killer's still at only 53 pages...
Ha HAAA - your at the top of page 54...

(http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/goldman.jpg)

(http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/demon-alisha.png)

(http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/knoll-darren.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on July 07, 2012, 06:37:46 pm
Art's new avatar is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 07, 2012, 06:42:17 pm
Awww yeah.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on July 07, 2012, 09:39:19 pm
Talked to a self-proclaimed Nazi. Surprisingly he was happy to sign a petition in support of refugees.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 07, 2012, 10:23:49 pm
Awww yeah.

It really is pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 07, 2012, 11:40:31 pm
Funnily enough, I've had that picture on my hard drive for over a year or so. Never thought to use it as an avatar until now.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 08, 2012, 01:09:13 am
You can find a lot of cool avvies from T-Shirt images.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on July 08, 2012, 01:44:58 pm
I think I've eaten half a box of Rice Chex sitting here. This is what happens when I don't eat them with milk.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 08, 2012, 03:16:14 pm
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/6/23/l-kxfCMdj0KSqcOFvH7Ucg2.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on July 08, 2012, 03:47:24 pm
I MADE A TUMBLR AND I'M CONFUSED http://lgbarts.tumblr.com/

Another internet thingy that I put off forever, and am finally doing. Baby steps. I'll try to update it in conjunction with my blog, whenever the hell that happens.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on July 08, 2012, 08:47:04 pm
I've never been on Tumblr, but I see more and more people I know joining and am trying to resist.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 09, 2012, 06:21:36 am
All these newfangled internet thingies and do-hickies that people are joining.  Man, I remember when the Internet was made of Geocities, and little animated gifs of lava lamps and fire and things.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 09, 2012, 07:36:51 am
All these newfangled internet thingies and do-hickies that people are joining.  Man, I remember when the Internet was made of Geocities, and little animated gifs of lava lamps and fire and things.

(http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab139/Screechybear77/rainbow-bar.gif)

Oh that takes me back.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 09, 2012, 08:06:02 am
I missed the Geocities era entirely. The earliest I was regularly using the internet was when Myspace was just becoming popular.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 09, 2012, 11:36:16 am
All these newfangled internet thingies and do-hickies that people are joining.  Man, I remember when the Internet was made of Geocities, and little animated gifs of lava lamps and fire and things.

(http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab139/Screechybear77/rainbow-bar.gif)

Oh that takes me back.

Ahh, me too.  It was such a simpler time. *Basks in nostalgia*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 09, 2012, 10:03:39 pm
I missed the Geocities era entirely. The earliest I was regularly using the internet was when Myspace was just becoming popular.

I cut my teeth on Angelfire. :D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on July 10, 2012, 11:18:15 pm
My introduction to the Internet was primarily through InvisionFree forums.  Seems like so long ago, but it hasn't even been a decade...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 10, 2012, 11:25:12 pm
Well, now the ants won’t stop swarming the bathroom counter, even when there is nothing on it. It is quite obvious that there is a nest between the counter and wall.

Also, I think I might have the wrong kind of traps. They aren’t doing much. And after a bit of research, I realize that these ants just might be pharaoh ants, which the traps are specifically labeled as not working on. Oy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 11, 2012, 03:04:57 am
(http://img.ifcdn.com/images/b87c4f53fe136fa737f7b4e4458b0bc523eba703_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 11, 2012, 07:57:56 am
Flicking through the listings of the woo channels on Sky Digital. Discovered this little gem:

"Nick Ashron talks to Toks Coker about her energy work including her monthly moon meditations, group rituals and blessings. She also performs some Sacred Spiritual Dance."

(http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt292/crazyjoe30/25316360J8aE27B.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 11, 2012, 09:20:26 pm
At the suggestion of my apartment building’s property manager, I got a different brand of ant trap. And, man, are they ever swarming over the one I put closest to their nest. And it’s only been an hour.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 11, 2012, 10:22:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J9eLKxkZIQ
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 12, 2012, 06:51:49 am
Well, the new baits seem to work.

Last night, when I went to bed, there were still long lines of ants dutifully taking the bait back to the nest. This morning, they’re gone, and I have only found a few random lone ants far from where all the action was.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 12, 2012, 08:09:05 am
Connery: THE DAY IS YOURS!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on July 12, 2012, 08:24:44 am
This thread is now about pants.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 12, 2012, 08:45:14 am
Worldwide Pants?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 12, 2012, 10:13:19 am
(http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/engrish-funny-pants.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 12, 2012, 07:10:36 pm
You know who also wore pants? Hitler. I ask you, do any of you want to be like Hitler?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Zygarde on July 12, 2012, 07:12:51 pm
That's why I wear a kilt.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 12, 2012, 08:00:38 pm
This thread is now about pants.

As long as there ain’t no ants in ‘em.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 12, 2012, 08:30:59 pm
Why the fuck are the police leaving business cards on my doorstep? I haven't done anything nor has anyone else done anything to me, what madness is this?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: tygerarmy on July 12, 2012, 08:41:41 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ERO-5w8dMUM/S3_zNlXUr8I/AAAAAAAAI00/Ihwg88It020/s400/baggy_pants.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 12, 2012, 08:42:57 pm
Why the fuck are the police leaving business cards on my doorstep? I haven't done anything nor has anyone else done anything to me, what madness is this?

They just wanna give you the business. Hence the card.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 13, 2012, 03:00:50 am
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-celebrity-pictures-pants.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on July 13, 2012, 03:07:56 am
That image makes me think of Homer when he's on marijuana.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 13, 2012, 02:27:24 pm
Why the fuck are the police leaving business cards on my doorstep? I haven't done anything nor has anyone else done anything to me, what madness is this?

They're concerned about your radical brand of Islam and, especially, your skateboarding.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 13, 2012, 04:17:09 pm
I love the way Youtube uploaders think "no copyright infringement intended" somehow automatically covers their asses.
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 13, 2012, 07:02:04 pm
I just put in the DVD version of Star Wars. For the first time in my Blu-Ray player on my big-screen TV. What I love about this setup is the HD upconversion makes various special effects elements stick out—both CG and practical miniature effects. It gets really funny when you see “obvious old-school miniature” just two seconds before “obvious added-25-years-later CG.”
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 13, 2012, 10:24:02 pm
That's pretty much how I felt when they re-did parts of Red Dwarf. 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 14, 2012, 03:48:30 pm
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2324/4735443700b.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 14, 2012, 09:30:23 pm
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2324/4735443700b.jpg)
What kind of dentist carries a stethoscope?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on July 15, 2012, 12:11:29 am
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2324/4735443700b.jpg)
What kind of dentist carries a stethoscope?

===The Joke===>>>









>>>You<<<
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 15, 2012, 09:58:06 am
At the dentists office I go to, they take your blood pressure and pulse using the sphig and stethoscope before they do anything to you, so... but still, that's more than likely just a stock pic of GP type docs and nurses.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 17, 2012, 11:17:26 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/9OeBW.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 17, 2012, 11:22:14 pm
Damn. Now, Pedobear has a friend. Pedoewok.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 18, 2012, 11:13:58 am
Guess how much schadenfreude I'm engaging in over the Olympic fiasco. Guess!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 18, 2012, 11:24:01 am
Guess how much schadenfreude I'm engaging in over the Olympic fiasco. Guess!

500 metric units of schadenfreude?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 18, 2012, 11:42:51 am
Guess how much schadenfreude I'm engaging in over the Olympic fiasco. Guess!

500 metric units of schadenfreude?

Higher.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 18, 2012, 01:32:31 pm
Infinite schadenfreude?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 18, 2012, 01:50:46 pm
Infinite schadenfreude?

You win!  ;D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 19, 2012, 03:57:01 pm
...and then last night I got offered one of the thousands of free tickets they're giving away for the Olympic soccer (yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you) in Glasgow. And I must have set a world record for fastest to turn a freebie down. ;D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 19, 2012, 04:55:52 pm
(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)

Whilst I'm not condemning, that is a whole centihitler of heinousness.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on July 19, 2012, 05:04:49 pm
(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)

Whilst I'm not condemning, that is a whole centihitler of heinousness.

So saying "Soccer" is the equivilant of 60,000 murdered Jews.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on July 20, 2012, 03:19:08 am
Goddamn I hate the Olympics. Australia has to be one of the most obnoxious countries regarding sports.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 21, 2012, 06:45:34 am
(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)

Whilst I'm not condemning, that is a whole centihitler of heinousness.

So saying "Soccer" is the equivilant of 60,000 murdered Jews.

(click to show/hide)

My god. You've... you've killed them all.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 21, 2012, 02:57:24 pm
(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)
Whilst I'm not condemning, that is a whole centihitler of heinousness.
So saying "Soccer" is the equivilant of 60,000 murdered Jews.

Alternatively (http://forums.fstdt.net/fstdt-lounge/the-funnystupid-pics-thread/msg15942/#msg15942), it's worthy of a $828bn fine, which sounds more or less fair in my book.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 21, 2012, 05:25:00 pm
Oh FFS, what have I started on this thread?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 21, 2012, 06:59:53 pm
This thread is now about kittens.

Yes.  Kittens.

(http://bellsouthpwp.net/S/p/SpaceProg/KittenYays.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on July 21, 2012, 08:44:29 pm
No, it's now about Ys

Yes, Ys

(Ys fanboyism has now levelled up to: "Dude, cut it out already!")
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 22, 2012, 01:24:38 am
Since we're going down that route. This thread is now about The Ship.

Yep, nothing like beating someone's head in with a frying pan.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 22, 2012, 01:13:14 pm
I'm not sure why so many people like that song. It's alright for what it is, but it's hardly The Lonely Island's best work.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 22, 2012, 09:18:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/DiGM5.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 23, 2012, 04:15:34 am
Not bad, but I think this might top that...
(http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae311/MandKGraham/Misc%20Five/hat-trick.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 24, 2012, 06:56:19 am
The sky outside my window is so yellow right now.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 24, 2012, 12:30:35 pm
DUCK AND COVER!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 24, 2012, 07:06:49 pm
It was barely a sprinkling.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on July 24, 2012, 08:07:07 pm
Of radioactivity?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 24, 2012, 08:09:09 pm
Of candy! :D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on July 24, 2012, 09:58:42 pm
What kind of candy?  I would think that hard candy falling from that height could probably do some damage.  Especially if it was the 5 lb. Hershy's Kisses.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3489/3280313425_21573f20b5.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 25, 2012, 12:56:42 am
The most creative (and probably most time consuming) use of sprinkles...
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cake_embroidery_with_sprinkles.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 25, 2012, 02:12:38 am
I have a concussion from the kisses, but I shall sacrifice valuable medical attention for... the sprinkles!  It's like my grandma is alive once again!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: N. De Plume on July 25, 2012, 06:27:24 am
What kind of candy?

The sprinkly kind.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on July 25, 2012, 09:52:33 pm
http://www.nitrome.com/ (http://www.nitrome.com/)

Select either J-J-Jump or Gunbrick for awesomeness. And eye strain.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 27, 2012, 05:44:00 am
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on July 27, 2012, 05:45:49 am
The most creative (and probably most time consuming) use of sprinkles...
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cake_embroidery_with_sprinkles.jpg)

Awww yiss. Muddahfuckin' sprinkles.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on July 27, 2012, 08:05:39 am
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?

What is a Mabus impersonator?  Surely not somebody impersonating the Secretary of the Navy, Ray Mabus?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 27, 2012, 08:58:36 am
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
What is a Mabus impersonator?  Surely not somebody impersonating the Secretary of the Navy, Ray Mabus?
He was a rather persistent troll we had back on the old forums. He'd generally show up once a day or so, post a big fuckoff thread of copypasta and then bugger off. He also made a new account every time he did it. Fun times.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on July 27, 2012, 09:24:43 am
Wow, you would think that he would have better things to do with his time.  And I say this as somebody who is engaged in a thread that has no real topic and exists purely for the sake of existing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on July 27, 2012, 11:56:51 am
How many of you guys use the buddy list on here?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 27, 2012, 12:01:39 pm
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?

I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 27, 2012, 01:22:52 pm
How many of you guys use the buddy list on here?
Oh, there's a buddy list? 

Er... I guess that answers it for me, hehe.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on July 27, 2012, 07:37:55 pm
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?

I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.

Yeah it's pretty tame.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 28, 2012, 06:10:35 am
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?

I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
if you want some whargarrbl - look at this person's longer posts ( http://www.newser.com/user/83570342/1/luciano.html )
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 28, 2012, 05:21:08 pm
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?

I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
if you want some whargarrbl - look at this person's longer posts ( http://www.newser.com/user/83570342/1/luciano.html )

That was a bit more like it!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 28, 2012, 09:21:07 pm
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?

I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
if you want some whargarrbl - look at this person's longer posts ( http://www.newser.com/user/83570342/1/luciano.html )

That was a bit more like it!
person is  a drooling idiot...
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmfelYasW1qdq5u6.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on July 31, 2012, 11:42:58 am
http://local.stv.tv/aberdeen/news/113151-stonehavens-deep-fried-mars-bars-inventors-seek-eu-protected-status/

Protected status? I'd rather see it banished from the face of the earth.  :o
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 31, 2012, 11:47:45 am
Compared to the likes of casu marzu and surstromming, deep fried Mars bars are extremely tame.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 31, 2012, 04:10:12 pm
Hey, the deep-fried Mars bar is the national dessert of Scotland.   

"You're Scottish!  Fry something!"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on July 31, 2012, 10:45:54 pm
Hey, the deep-fried Mars bar is the national dessert of Scotland.   
"You're Scottish!  Fry something!"

Yeah - but when it comes to making truly disgustingly unhealthy crap - no one beats the US - we are a melting pot of everyone else's bad habits.
(http://poolagirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/fried-butter.jpg)
Deep Fried Butter
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 31, 2012, 11:13:34 pm
Ugh... *gags*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 01, 2012, 12:02:13 am
how NOT to tell your kids a fairy tale...lol
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/526586_407962942603117_1430865219_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on August 01, 2012, 08:40:03 am
And don't forget deep-fried Coke!

(http://www.thedallassocials.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/deep_fried_coke.jpg)

From Wikipedia
Quote
Fried Coke is frozen Coca-Cola-flavored batter that is deep-fried and then topped with Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar, and a cherry... Fried Coke is estimated to have 830 Calories (3,500 kJ) per cup.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on August 01, 2012, 08:45:21 am
I feel sick.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on August 01, 2012, 09:42:29 am
... WHY?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 01, 2012, 09:42:56 am
I'd eat it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 01, 2012, 12:48:37 pm
That's disgusting. It looked like funnel cake, at a glance.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Jedi Knight on August 01, 2012, 06:18:37 pm
That's disgusting. It looked like funnel cake, at a glance.

Yes. But I'd still eat it. Of course, I'm an omnivore.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 02, 2012, 04:58:17 pm
Oh god, what have I done? I downloaded the Minecraft demo off the XBL marketplace earlier to see what the fuss is about and already it's got potential addiction written all over it  :o
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 02, 2012, 09:44:03 pm
Oh god, what have I done? I downloaded the Minecraft demo off the XBL marketplace earlier to see what the fuss is about and already it's got potential addiction written all over it  :o
If you think that's addictive, try the PC version. It's amazing what mods can do to that game (looking at you, Technic Pack).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on August 02, 2012, 09:46:36 pm
Oh god, what have I done? I downloaded the Minecraft demo off the XBL marketplace earlier to see what the fuss is about and already it's got potential addiction written all over it  :o
If you think that's addictive, try the PC version. It's amazing what mods can do to that game (looking at you, Technic Pack).
And The Aether mod.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 02, 2012, 10:07:37 pm
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Old-computer-games-e1343730927826.jpeg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on August 05, 2012, 10:26:14 pm
http://notalwaysright.com/a-wick-ed-accident/22043 (http://notalwaysright.com/a-wick-ed-accident/22043)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 06, 2012, 05:35:16 am
Quote from: fmylife.com
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfulls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

Just thought you'd all appreciate this one.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on August 06, 2012, 07:34:13 am
There's drunk then there's drunk, apparently.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on August 06, 2012, 07:57:32 am
Some nice WC poetry:
Here I sit brokenhearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 06, 2012, 10:51:52 am
I've come across graffiti of that little rhyme a few times while in public washrooms. I suppose it's a notch above the usual "Call Mary Smith if you want a good time!" and "4/20 SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY" stuff.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 06, 2012, 03:27:34 pm
Some nice WC poetry:
Here I sit brokenhearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Ah, you can't beat the classics :).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on August 06, 2012, 04:41:27 pm
I've come across graffiti of that little rhyme a few times while in public washrooms. I suppose it's a notch above the usual "Call Mary Smith if you want a good time!" and "4/20 SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY" stuff.

I mostly see racial slurs.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 07, 2012, 02:47:24 am
Speaking of Graffiti -  I appreciate the sentiment but why feel compelled to put it here where it most probably will get painted over
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-08_2/add.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 07, 2012, 12:13:22 pm
Maybe there's still... something sacred out there.  I surely wouldn't paint over it. 

Meh, who am I kidding... I give it a week, tops. :-/

EDIT:  It also never fails to amaze me the quality of work people get from what's supposedly a store-bought spray can of paint.  That's skilled airbrush quality stuff there.

Sometimes I watch trains go by to look at the graffiti.  There's some good stuff on them too sometimes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 07, 2012, 12:24:23 pm
We have a picture of a train with graffiti that reads "Islam sucks." Pretty sad.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 07, 2012, 12:40:42 pm
We have a picture of a train with graffiti that reads "Islam sucks." Pretty sad.
Yea, there's stupid stuff, but there are gems amongst the matrix sometimes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 08, 2012, 05:21:38 am
I've seen this one up close and personal. One of Glasgow's little hidden creative gems:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/burroughsbob/7119180759/
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on August 08, 2012, 05:25:40 am
I recently found a washroom game: describe your shit with the name of a movie.
My favourites are:
There Will be Blood
Anaconda
Armageddon
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 08, 2012, 06:16:17 am
Deep Impact
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 08, 2012, 06:31:55 am
8 Mile.  :o
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 08, 2012, 06:36:22 am
Mud and Sand.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Søren on August 08, 2012, 06:40:39 am
Misery
The Thing
Scream
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 08, 2012, 12:06:53 pm

EDIT:  It also never fails to amaze me the quality of work people get from what's supposedly a store-bought spray can of paint.  That's skilled airbrush quality stuff there.

sometimes it just takes the skill to know how to use what you have... or just the right place to put the right word...
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1415/856239315_b83a52b4cf.jpg)

(http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/jackalope/graffiti-top-stories.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 08, 2012, 12:27:03 pm
Those steps are cool, lol.  I like stuff like that that plays with your perspective. 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 09, 2012, 05:08:02 am
Urban Dictionary nailed it today...

Quote
watch this: Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.

Hey Peter, watch this!
*jumps off the roof with an umbrella and breaks both legs*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 09, 2012, 05:16:36 am
Jeff Foxworthy (Yes, Jeff Foxworthy) once said: " 'Hey y'all, watch this!' will be either the last thing a person says, or the last thing you hear." 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on August 09, 2012, 10:37:17 pm
Did Willis change his name to Khriston? Why?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 09, 2012, 11:36:30 pm
He changes his name a lot.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Thejebusfire on August 10, 2012, 01:56:51 am

Sometimes I watch trains go by to look at the graffiti.  There's some good stuff on them too sometimes.

The ones down here are either gang related or unreadible.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 10, 2012, 03:04:25 am
I guess I should consider myself lucky.  I remember one car in particular had this awesome dragon on it.  Dang, that was some good work.  Must have took the painter all night... or more, even.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 10, 2012, 04:01:40 pm
Space, I'm so tempted to make you a Mark Martin avatar based upon Zachski's Bowser avatar.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 11, 2012, 08:30:03 am
Holy shit, there's actually a Professor Layton movie in existence. Needless to say, I have to find and watch this movie, even if it is most likely shite (it is a video game tie-in movie, after all).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sandafluffoid on August 11, 2012, 09:32:31 am
I have seen it, it is amazingly brilliant in a stupid laytony way.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 11, 2012, 09:47:48 am
I'll definitely track it down right after I play Last Spectre. I must say, it'll be interesting to see how well the story holds up without any of the awesome puzzles that make the games great.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 11, 2012, 01:33:00 pm
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/580911_468572289834588_1246170591_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 11, 2012, 04:33:10 pm
Speaking of movie adaptations, I just heard the classic sitcom Alf is getting the CGI treatment for the big screen. Once again, Hollywood is threatening to take a great big shit on my childhood.  >:(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 11, 2012, 04:52:45 pm
Space, I'm so tempted to make you a Mark Martin avatar based upon Zachski's Bowser avatar.
Would that be a good thing, or a bad thing? *muses*

Speaking of movie adaptations, I just heard the classic sitcom Alf is getting the CGI treatment for the big screen. Once again, Hollywood is threatening to take a great big shit on my childhood.  >:(
Erk! >_<
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on August 11, 2012, 05:16:41 pm
What ever happened to AHA (Abolish Human Abortion)? And who names their group after a Norwegian band from the 1980's? (snark)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on August 11, 2012, 05:23:56 pm
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/580911_468572289834588_1246170591_n.jpg)

Mmmmm, potato.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 12, 2012, 01:32:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/FeRfz.jpg)
Holly Sh*t this guy looks like an alien...
For those wondering this man is Manute Bol. The man was 7'7 and is considered one of the best shot blockers in NBA history
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on August 12, 2012, 01:39:32 pm
I went to the Indiana State Fair today.  I can now add to the list of bizarre unhealthy foods that we had on her a couple weeks ago:

Doughnut Burger (the doughnut is the bun)
Ice Cream Burger (deep fried ice cream on a bun)
French Toast Burger
raspberry-doughnut-chicken sandwich
bacon-peanut butter-banana burger

The following things were deep fried: Oreos, Milky Way, cookie dough, Reece's, butter, bubble gum (apparently, it is actually a bubble-gum flavored marshmallow), and brownies.

Everybody enjoy your heart burn just from reading the list.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 12, 2012, 01:44:31 pm
Deep fried Oreos sound amazing. I do wish America wasn't the only place in the world that gives no fucks when it comes to fat, sugar and/or salt content.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 12, 2012, 01:53:31 pm
I dunno, Art.  Seems like you're quite readily able to make artery-clogging delights when you get in a cooking mood.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 12, 2012, 01:58:12 pm
Don't get me wrong, the stuff I can make is delicious. However I'm sadly limited by my lack of a deep fryer.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on August 12, 2012, 02:35:12 pm
You want somewhere that deep-fries anything?

Fucking Scotland. Everything is a clog monster, and whatever can't run away gets deep-fried.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 12, 2012, 02:41:55 pm
That's probably where the South in the US got the whole fry bug.  Lots of Scot and Irish descent hereabouts.  I can't really stomach much fried food anymore though.  Makes my stomach a little queasy if I eat too much.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 13, 2012, 02:47:47 am
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/226229_402908633103420_1196767830_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on August 13, 2012, 03:42:44 am
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/226229_402908633103420_1196767830_n.jpg)
This is my most favorite warning sign ever.

Next is peanut butter "may contain peanuts". If you can't figure that out without the warning, kill yourself. Eat that peanut butter, and kill yourself. You are too stupid to deserve any further nourishment.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 13, 2012, 04:39:48 am
I've got this mental image of Indiana State Fair being full of pregnant women with weird cravings...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Søren on August 13, 2012, 05:05:02 am
I like penis
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on August 13, 2012, 11:02:06 am
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/226229_402908633103420_1196767830_n.jpg)
This is my most favorite warning sign ever.

Next is peanut butter "may contain peanuts". If you can't figure that out without the warning, kill yourself. Eat that peanut butter, and kill yourself. You are too stupid to deserve any further nourishment.

I like the warning that appears on Dr. Pepper products.

(http://movingrightalong.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/18/warning.jpg)

I also like the warning on hairdryers not to use them while asleep or in the shower, and the one on a Swedish chainsaw that says, "do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals," though I can't verify if the latter is real or not.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 13, 2012, 03:39:52 pm
Next is peanut butter "may contain peanuts". If you can't figure that out without the warning, kill yourself. Eat that peanut butter, and kill yourself. You are too stupid to deserve any further nourishment.

I once saw "Allergy advice: contains egg" on the label of....a carton of eggs.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 14, 2012, 12:48:07 am
I recall hearing about some guy who thought cruise control meant auto pilot, and so decided to get up and make himself a cup of coffee while driving a camper van down a highway. No idea if it's actually true, though I've no trouble believing that someone, somewhere is indeed that fucking stupid.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 14, 2012, 03:16:37 am
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/537913_10150752641592929_1018663976_n.jpg)
*whimper*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 14, 2012, 04:45:23 am
I remember when a pack of smokes cost, like, $5. Now they're between $11-$13.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 14, 2012, 04:52:16 am
Man, that pic takes me back...  Even if it's just the price of gasoline.

I'm a nostalgic person, what can I say?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 14, 2012, 05:04:23 am
Man, that pic takes me back...  Even if it's just the price of gasoline.

I'm a nostalgic person, what can I say?

I hear ya. I see stuff like this:

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2hg8pw6.jpg)

(http://i46.tinypic.com/25kiiwn.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Wfm_devil_sticks.jpg/300px-Wfm_devil_sticks.jpg)

(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/07/07/viewmaster-the-movie.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Pog_Collection.jpg/250px-Pog_Collection.jpg)

... and instantly get all mushy and nostalgic.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 14, 2012, 06:20:12 am
Oh wow... I just got all mushy with you. :)
I think I've still got my old Viewmaster with some cards somewhere.   Still have my pogs too. 

Never had a pogo-ball but remember others that did and the commercials.  Mama thought if I got one, I'd bust my ass on it.  Eh, I probably would have.

Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 14, 2012, 06:39:46 am
I don't think I ever had one either, but I remember bouncing around on my friend's when I was a kid. And yes, I definitely fell on my ass a few times.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 14, 2012, 06:59:23 am
Ahhh, the good old days when toys were unsafe and it was up to our PARENTS to decide if we could bust our asses or not. 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 14, 2012, 07:04:14 am
I look back fondly on my memories of burning my fingers with my Easy-Bake Oven.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 14, 2012, 07:05:58 am
Was it really just heated by a little light bulb?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 14, 2012, 07:13:48 am
Yeah, I think so. It did make me some nice, half-cooked brownies, though. And damn it, they were my brownies.

Well, brownie. The pan was pretty small.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on August 14, 2012, 09:11:34 am
I remember when a pack of smokes cost, like, $5. Now they're between $11-$13.

Hell, I'd be lucky to find a pack less than $15.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 14, 2012, 09:14:11 am
Whew... that is one habit I'm glad I never picked up.  If not for my health, the damn things are outrageously expensive.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 14, 2012, 09:16:31 am
I wouldn't be able to smoke even if I were that way inclined. The taste makes me want to hurl.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on August 14, 2012, 09:21:11 am
They're quite probably the biggest drain on my bank account. As for health, they've just made a bad situation worse; I've pretty much become a crocodile, slow and lazy with short bursts of intense speed.

I kinda like the taste. But I hear cigars taste better.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 14, 2012, 09:24:39 am
I get upset sometimes when I see certain people smoking. I know it's extremely difficult, but please try to quit. It really hurts friends and family, and I wish my dad could've quit sooner.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 14, 2012, 01:15:38 pm
Holy shit you guys! I'm posting with my 3DS. Who'd have thought it would be this abysmally awful?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 14, 2012, 05:04:55 pm
Awful in what way?  Generally, or to post messages on a message board with? 

I tend to use my computer to post messages, and play games with my gaming thingies.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 14, 2012, 05:18:13 pm
There's a raging thunderstorm outside, and I just found one of my cats hiding under the stairs in the basement, all wide-eyed and frightened. I managed to coax him out and bring him on my bed to try to soothe him, but he's still really jumpy. Poor kitty.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 14, 2012, 05:33:39 pm
aww, poor kitty indeed. :(

Meanwhile, Margaret Thatcher died tonight. On Twitter, where she's died about 200 times in the past 2 years...

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/08/margaret-thatcher-not-dead-fake-twitter-accound-claims-thatcher-dies-78823.html
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 14, 2012, 05:35:00 pm
Awful in what way?  Generally, or to post messages on a message board with? 

I tend to use my computer to post messages, and play games with my gaming thingies.
Generally. It's slower than dial-up and the resolution is so bad that text is almost unreadable.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: TheL on August 14, 2012, 05:49:07 pm
Awful in what way?  Generally, or to post messages on a message board with? 

I tend to use my computer to post messages, and play games with my gaming thingies.

The keyboard is the same kind of horrible as the Wii keyboard.  Only tinier.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on August 14, 2012, 07:19:05 pm
Meanwhile, Margaret Thatcher died tonight. On Twitter, where she's died about 200 times in the past 2 years...

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/08/margaret-thatcher-not-dead-fake-twitter-accound-claims-thatcher-dies-78823.html

I do hope she hasn't, I don't have enough money for a party yet.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 14, 2012, 11:39:01 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/e3S86.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on August 15, 2012, 01:36:44 am
Well that's freaking bizarre.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 15, 2012, 04:45:29 am
This is the video it's from. You can see that the cats agree to settle it under the car where the dogs can't get to them!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi3TQTlWJ-A
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on August 17, 2012, 01:39:00 am
Transformers:  Dark Side of the Moon just popped up on Netflix.  I didn't know that there was a third Transformers movie.  Is this because I'm really culturally oblivious, or because the movie sucked so badly that I never needed to know about it?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 17, 2012, 07:53:33 am
You know... When I'm playing Pokemon, I always envy the blissful happiness of Koffing.  The dude is just happy to be alive and is enjoying the experience.  I both envy and love him for that.  I shan't let Koffing evolve into the chronically depressed Weezing.  What kind of person would I be if I did that? 

Take this Everstone, Koffing... and be happy!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 18, 2012, 11:04:06 am
It would seem that the forum's having a bit of a fit. Either that or someone's been experimenting with cloning.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 18, 2012, 02:19:25 pm
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/13/sZnYuiPlZUm8b8nkJQcrkw2.jpg)
How the Hell...??? did this guy drive through a portal?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 18, 2012, 11:11:19 pm
Dollar General is weird that way (I recognise the facade.  I worked there for a while).   It could have hit the partition pole hard and the rear kinda go up and over the other one, but...   Why would anyone be in a DG parking lot fast enough to do that?   
It looks like the front took a good hit... so... maybe that's what happened. 


Or a portal.  Makes more sense.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 19, 2012, 02:31:16 pm
After trying a million different types of yogurt, the only one I enjoy is vanilla Activia. Chunky yogurt is horrifying.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 19, 2012, 03:02:25 pm
Until I read that, I hadn't actually contemplated how revolting that actually is. Now my skin's crawling.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on August 19, 2012, 05:30:39 pm
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_museum (http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_museum)

Let's help build a Tesla museum!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on August 21, 2012, 09:08:27 pm
I think it's funny whenever someone says, "We're expecting a baby." Yeah, you're EXPECTING a baby, but there's the off-chance it could be a velociraptor or turtle.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 21, 2012, 10:20:32 pm
The whole "we're pregnant" thing annoys me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on August 22, 2012, 12:16:59 am
I really enjoy tricking the board's "Users Online" thing into thinking I'm reading something I'm not.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 22, 2012, 02:18:02 am
(http://i.imgur.com/9Zqo9.jpg)
canine literacy is up
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on August 22, 2012, 05:06:01 pm
I love Hades' new avatar.</random>
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on August 22, 2012, 05:08:10 pm
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 22, 2012, 05:49:00 pm
So much for the "older, wiser, more mature" Prince Harry then. He's still a moron.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19346468
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 23, 2012, 10:58:44 pm
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529405_10151872223015377_1160061182_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on August 24, 2012, 01:03:21 pm
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_museum_1m (http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_museum_1m)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 24, 2012, 01:53:24 pm
Invite a creepy friend over and paint each other's button eyes.

That was written on a Mad Libs board at my doctor's office.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on August 24, 2012, 02:59:25 pm
So much for the "older, wiser, more mature" Prince Harry then. He's still a moron.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19346468

When you're related to Prince Charles and Prince Philip, and brought up in the bubble of unreality that is royalty, intellect is unlikely to ensue.

Luckily for him, 99% of the time the media is too busy fawning over his family to question exactly why these guys are suitable candidates for Head of State.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on August 25, 2012, 12:12:24 pm
Holy shit. The season 4 finale to Breaking Bad was insane.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 25, 2012, 02:23:01 pm
Hahaaaaaaa. http://twitpic.com/anm4rx #IMMD
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 25, 2012, 02:45:23 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/WW4XH.jpg)
guess he didn't see this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNUbPRj9TGM
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on August 27, 2012, 11:20:55 am
I'm so glad this isn't the picture association game thread right now.  :o
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on August 27, 2012, 01:59:44 pm
Posting because this Thread Killer is currently proving to be a lousy threequel.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 27, 2012, 02:01:15 pm
What happens if someone actually kills the thread?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on August 27, 2012, 02:16:04 pm
Necromancy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on August 27, 2012, 03:12:18 pm
What happens if someone actually kills the thread?

Then they get to yank my hammer.

Offer not available in Tennessee or to male forum members.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 27, 2012, 03:27:11 pm
Poor Tennessee folks.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 27, 2012, 05:52:30 pm
Wise fwom you gwave?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 29, 2012, 12:20:57 am
What happens if someone actually kills the thread?
I killed it once, for three days...

(http://i.minus.com/ilHXIO5dOEvOd.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 29, 2012, 07:35:42 am
I like typing around a cat's foot and/or tail hanging down in front of the screen from a shelf atop the computer desk.  Gabbie Kat be ownin dis joint up in here, G.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on August 30, 2012, 12:42:39 am
(http://i.imgur.com/IbrA4.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 30, 2012, 08:51:45 am
I always do that. Otherwise I feel like a clown.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on August 31, 2012, 05:03:29 pm
I'm forget where I'm going (or why I'm going to my destination) so often that I don't even bother faking it.  In fact, it isn't uncommon for me to tell people where I'm going at work just so I can ask them when I forget.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on September 01, 2012, 06:26:46 pm
I'm forget where I'm going (or why I'm going to my destination) so often that I don't even bother faking it.  In fact, it isn't uncommon for me to tell people where I'm going at work just so I can ask them when I forget.
I don't usually forget, but when I'm walking around town I have a tendency to get lost in my thoughts and suddenly realize I'm a block past my destination.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on September 02, 2012, 11:14:28 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/EfDAg.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on September 07, 2012, 04:25:19 pm
Google is pretty fucking awesome today.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on September 09, 2012, 11:37:54 am
It turns out that writing a synopsis for a novel, when there are about 12 characters, 20+ locations and half a dozen subplots crucial to said novel, is really hard. I've blown 400 words on the first chapter.

Damn.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on September 09, 2012, 03:28:26 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/RuFe3.jpg)
All in all, it's just another dick in your mom
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on September 10, 2012, 03:19:15 pm
I can't get used to how quiet my apartment is without the home theater PC running.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on September 13, 2012, 10:16:25 am
Remember how you got Pumped Up Kicks stuck in your head and would have gladly given anything to just get it out and then eventually it did? Now...yeah, you're welcome.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 13, 2012, 10:25:32 am
Remember how you got Pumped Up Kicks stuck in your head and would have gladly given anything to just get it out and then eventually it did? Now...yeah, you're welcome.
Never heard of it. Though I have heard about the bird. In fact, everybody's heard that the bird is the word.

Enjoy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on September 13, 2012, 01:16:49 pm
You guys suck
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 13, 2012, 04:02:54 pm
It's peanut butter jelly time!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on September 14, 2012, 03:44:02 am
(http://i.imgur.com/K1f82.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 14, 2012, 05:05:14 am
This is what happens when I get bored and can't sleep, I tweak scripts for Chrome:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabtenWCKJ1qdl4w6o1_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabtqvLpWH1rw7xa0o1_1280.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 14, 2012, 09:01:45 am
Hey there, Shane.  Not seen you around... or maybe I've just been oblivious.  You doing okay?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 14, 2012, 07:13:56 pm
I've been lurking.

I'm fine. Heh.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hoplite on September 15, 2012, 11:37:26 am
Kill Whitey!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on September 15, 2012, 06:01:26 pm
(http://i46.tinypic.com/28i00n8.jpg)

Double Sandman all across the sky, what does it mean?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 15, 2012, 06:23:28 pm
I don't know...  Weird. 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hoplite on September 15, 2012, 09:16:32 pm
(http://i46.tinypic.com/28i00n8.jpg)

Double Sandman all across the sky, what does it mean?

Probably a memory glitch, like you happened to display the webpage before the memory was .Drop()ped. That would be tough to replicate at will. If you can replicate it easily, then it would probably be a coding bug.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on September 16, 2012, 12:01:46 am
No, sandman is just so much cooler than everybody else that the forum chose to list him twice.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 16, 2012, 03:14:08 am
Good enough reason for me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on September 17, 2012, 08:41:39 pm
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maijcytKVa1qzedoqo1_1280.jpg)
aka "I'm a loser."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on September 19, 2012, 03:22:53 am
WARNING: Excess (SFW) hotness ahead.

https://twitter.com/KariByron/status/248214909580627968/photo/1/large
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 19, 2012, 03:26:26 am
Those several kilos of make-up are most certainly not a flattering look.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on September 19, 2012, 10:52:11 pm
My cat Creep seems to be depressed the last few days. He's sleeping in some hidden area and isn't eating much. I think he's having a hard time adjusting to the kitten. Poor guy, I don't know what to do for him :<
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 20, 2012, 02:34:09 am
Just keep an eye on him and take him to the vet if you think it's needed.  Especially if he's not eating or drinking.   
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on September 20, 2012, 10:04:59 am
Poor kitty. If you can confirm he's not ill, I'd spend some time with him, and get him some treats or a new toy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on September 23, 2012, 12:30:47 am
(http://www.randompics.net/wp-content/main/2011_06/JeRHJ.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on September 23, 2012, 09:22:53 am
I've been watching Mad Men and the show has been good about playing songs from that time period. So I was really confused when they played The Infanta by The Decemberists. For a second I wondered if my laptop had started randomly playing music.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on September 23, 2012, 03:58:45 pm
(http://www.randompics.net/wp-content/main/2011_06/JeRHJ.png)
Picture isn't working.  :-\
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on September 25, 2012, 12:07:49 am
I heard the best zoo pickup line today.

"Hey, you like lions, too? Wanna have unprotected sex with me so you can get pregnant, then abort it and feed it to them?"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on September 25, 2012, 04:23:33 am
How could anyone resist an invite like that?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on September 27, 2012, 01:58:10 am
(http://i.imgur.com/7J0Jc.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on September 30, 2012, 05:07:14 pm
I heard the best zoo pickup line today.

"Hey, you like lions, too? Wanna have unprotected sex with me so you can get pregnant, then abort it and feed it to them?"
Hey now, you shouldn't feed those poor lions an aborted fetus.  You have to wait until it's older and more plump or it won't be enough for them to eat.  :P
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on September 30, 2012, 05:43:03 pm
I heard the best zoo pickup line today.

"Hey, you like lions, too? Wanna have unprotected sex with me so you can get pregnant, then abort it and feed it to them?"
Hey now, you shouldn't feed those poor lions an aborted fetus.  You have to wait until it's older and more plump or it won't be enough for them to eat.  :P

Good point, though it's slightly harder to find a single mother with an infant willing to do a super-late abortion in her quest for love.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 30, 2012, 11:19:40 pm
Fun fact: I once saw a child trying to climb the rocks between the visitors and the lion pen at my local zoo, with no parents in sight.

(my mom pulled him back)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on September 30, 2012, 11:21:32 pm
I hate parents who don't responsibly watch their children. It's a good thing someone was there to grab the kid, because I'd hate to see a lion get killed over such a thing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on October 02, 2012, 12:56:26 am
I'm not an online-gamer but sometimes some of the glitches in the games are funny anyway...
(http://i.imgur.com/d4pzM.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 02, 2012, 01:23:37 am
I really hate it when I'm taking a walk and that happens to me.  Spoils the whole groove, you know? 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on October 02, 2012, 01:35:58 am
And it gives you one hell of a migraine.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Zygarde on October 02, 2012, 01:38:17 am
Then you have to relocate your bones to their original state and it just ruins the whole day.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on October 02, 2012, 02:04:58 am
maybe it snaps back like a rubberband...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on October 02, 2012, 03:37:46 am
I love the way that the shadow is still realistic.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 02, 2012, 06:07:03 am
Gives rubber-band physics a new meaning.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on October 02, 2012, 06:27:21 am
Lesson for the day: Purring cats in your lap make it difficult to type.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 02, 2012, 08:12:39 am
Also, a cat continuously trying to show you her butt also makes it hard to type. 

Like I said, Pumpkin, I've seen your butt.  It was only 5 minutes ago since I saw it last time.  I know your butt more than I know your face... geez.

Don't fart.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on October 02, 2012, 04:57:18 pm
I know where I'm moving.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mba80357W11rw70wfo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on October 02, 2012, 08:41:50 pm
I know where I'm moving.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mba80357W11rw70wfo1_500.png)
I may be away for a bit while I move to Niue.  Looking for a roommate Hades?  I'm quiet.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on October 02, 2012, 10:17:43 pm
Best Photobomb...Ever...
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/dar-tuesday-19.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on October 03, 2012, 04:33:25 pm
How do you pronounce that country's name anyway? Nee-way? Nee-ooh-way? Noo-way? Something completely different?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on October 03, 2012, 04:52:26 pm
I believe it's pronounced, "that awesome country that minted Pokémon money."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on October 04, 2012, 08:37:48 am
Fair enough.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on October 05, 2012, 01:40:34 am
(http://i.imgur.com/omV1O.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 05, 2012, 09:07:38 am
I never thought about it that way before...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 07, 2012, 04:01:28 am
Holy shit, I only just noticed that daylight savings time started today. I thought it was taking a peculiarly long time to get dark.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 07, 2012, 09:24:16 am
You weirdos and your backwards seasons...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on October 07, 2012, 04:27:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/9priD.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on October 09, 2012, 09:20:01 pm
Woohoo! Post number 420.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 09, 2012, 10:34:40 pm
Light em' up, maaaaaan!  Grooooovy!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on October 10, 2012, 05:46:43 pm
Wait, the post before that would have been post 419, so did you get your $2m from those very generous Nigerian businessmen?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on October 10, 2012, 05:57:25 pm
Anyone ever look at "Who's Online" and notice that it sometimes says this for a Guest?

Nothing, or nothing you can see...

Just a tad creepy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on October 10, 2012, 07:17:06 pm
Wait, the post before that would have been post 419, so did you get your $2m from those very generous Nigerian businessmen?
Nope, the bastards cleared out my bank account.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on October 10, 2012, 11:45:49 pm
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/-KumflZzVUi-VQ3xr1zdSA2.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on October 15, 2012, 10:45:19 am
I see the Moro Islamic Liberation Front are back in the news, thereby making childish sub-editors all over the world exercise what little restraint they have...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 15, 2012, 11:47:24 am
Oh goddamnit, I think Gangnam Style is growing on me. I'm not entirely sure what to make of this.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on October 15, 2012, 12:02:36 pm
Oh goddamnit, I think Gangnam Style is growing on me. I'm not entirely sure what to make of this.

Embrace it. Become part of the hive.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 15, 2012, 03:37:36 pm
I don't know what all this newfangled stuff is you kids listen to...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on October 17, 2012, 02:37:44 am
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tag_combination.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on October 19, 2012, 12:38:31 am
I'll be okay tomorrow as long as I go to sleep within the next hour.  I want to watch and episode of Heroes on Netflix, which will take 45 minutes.  Unfortunately, I have never successfully only watched one episode of Heroes before, because those stupid bastards are pretty damn good at cliffhanger endings, and I will almost certainly end up staying up for two or three episodes...

I'm going to do it anyway.

I'm so wild.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on October 19, 2012, 10:09:39 am
Dalai Fuckin' Lama! http://www.thedaily.com/article/2012/10/18/101812-news-mobile-dalai-curse/
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on October 21, 2012, 12:31:33 pm
I'll be okay tomorrow as long as I go to sleep within the next hour.  I want to watch and episode of Heroes on Netflix, which will take 45 minutes.  Unfortunately, I have never successfully only watched one episode of Heroes before, because those stupid bastards are pretty damn good at cliffhanger endings, and I will almost certainly end up staying up for two or three episodes...

I'm going to do it anyway.

I'm so wild.
It's a WILD Saturday night for Veras!  - sleep late tomorrow  ;)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on October 23, 2012, 08:32:20 am
There are rare moments when trawling through the sheer twattery on TellYouGov is worth it.

Quote
Jimmy Savile
Dig him up & put in the dock. If he refuses to answer the allegations, then he's hiding something so burn him at the stake. If he does speak, he must be a witch so burn him at the stake.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on October 23, 2012, 01:37:02 pm
I have 45 minutes to kill in the lab and am practically falling asleep. I already had to resort to Robot Unicorn Attack earlier to keep myself awake, and I'd rather not do that again.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on October 24, 2012, 02:25:21 am
(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/26/46948268_eb22b4d9fd.jpg)
What if your previous cookie was chocolate chip?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on October 24, 2012, 11:16:39 am
I was once running a review session for a history class that I was teaching, and two of the students kept interrupting and talking over me (and the other students).  I was handing out fortune cookies for good answers (what?  that's what I had).  At the point that I started to get frustrated, I gave a minor rant, "this is an optional, after-school thing, if you don't want to be here, then go, but if you're going to stay, stop disrupting the meeting."  The kid guilty looked down, then read the fortune cookie that he had just opened.  His jaw dropped, he showed it to the other student who had been disruptive, handed it to me, then sat down quietly.

The cookie said "Respect your teachers"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 24, 2012, 06:18:56 pm
Priceless.  I love how the Universe can just work out that way.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on October 26, 2012, 02:31:00 am
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/525561_451506998248711_490303173_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 26, 2012, 08:09:43 am
Whoever made that image really needs to learn how to crop.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on October 26, 2012, 10:08:29 am
Whoever made that image really needs to learn how to crop.
(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/7/27/e51f688b-be21-4b44-a9e4-050860419ca0.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on October 26, 2012, 11:37:57 am
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/525561_451506998248711_490303173_n.jpg)
What did they expect? That's Glasgow. :D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on October 28, 2012, 11:52:01 am
Nobody's posted anywhere on this forum in a while with one exception, so...

POTATO!!!!!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on October 31, 2012, 02:47:54 pm
I just got an email from manbearpig with the subject line of "your arrest record." Awesome.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sandafluffoid on November 01, 2012, 05:27:46 pm
I was just reviewing some of my notes for my language change class. This is what I seem to have written:

Analogical brelliy: mae tauavs iclentily uithis paradiyhns

old Emylsh pluvol mavkes 其间 -os wæ

I love my handwriting.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on November 01, 2012, 07:32:04 pm
If there's anything that'll ruin good handwriting, it's college note-taking.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on November 02, 2012, 06:46:57 pm
I want power back. I WANT POWER BACK. I've been through tougher power outages (i.e. in which I didn't have a generator), why is this one driving me so Crazy-Go-Nuts?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on November 04, 2012, 11:35:50 am
I just got another great email with the subject line "Bad news - your neighbor is a sex offender."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on November 04, 2012, 02:45:28 pm
I just got another great email with the subject line "Bad news - your neighbor is a sex offender."
The spam you get sounds so much more interesting than mine.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on November 04, 2012, 07:22:20 pm
My spam usually consists of somebody talking as if they know me, but calling me by a completely wrong name...  yet they get my email addy right.  Go figure.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on November 13, 2012, 09:09:18 pm
Holy shitballs. So I'm playing The Longest Journey. I tab out for a moment to do some interneting (I'm an ADD gamer, sue me) and I find Firefox has changed all of the fonts to that which is used in the game. Shit be crazy, man.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on November 15, 2012, 09:13:49 pm
I was eating mini marshmallows today, and I dropped one.  My cat, being the vicious beast that he is, pounced on it, "killed" it, and ate it.  Apparently he liked it, because I left the bag on the table when I went to class this evening, and came home to find it open and substantially emptier than it had been.

I only hope that a quarter bag of marshmallows doesn't cause feline digestive problems.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on November 16, 2012, 01:14:11 pm
I only hope that a quarter bag of marshmallows doesn't cause feline digestive problems.

I don't know for sure, but my experience of animals and pets tells me that your cat will resemble the Deepwater Horizon and the floor the Gulf of Mexico.

Just, y'know, to manage expectations here.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on November 16, 2012, 04:37:38 pm
What a vivid mental image.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on November 16, 2012, 08:39:55 pm
That's taking the image of a trotty cat to a whole new level.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on November 18, 2012, 04:30:58 am
I only hope that a quarter bag of marshmallows doesn't cause feline digestive problems.

I don't know for sure, but my experience of animals and pets tells me that your cat will resemble the Deepwater Horizon and the floor the Gulf of Mexico.

Just, y'know, to manage expectations here.

It's been a couple of days and he seems fine.  Though today he did manage to get into my bedroom while I was asleep and nearly fall off of the bed.  Lucky for him my shirtless back was there to catch himself on and climb up.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on November 18, 2012, 10:13:17 am
Awww, you're such a well-trained cat pet. :)

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

I still loves me teh kittehs though.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on November 19, 2012, 09:51:17 am
This is my 666th Post
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on November 19, 2012, 09:56:08 am
This isn't mine. It's only my 509th. But I'll make a real effort for my 666th!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on November 19, 2012, 12:22:21 pm
My 666th was made arguing about Cahtolicism. Worth it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on November 20, 2012, 03:29:15 pm
Tomorrow is November 21st, 2012 (unless you're in Asia of course, where it's already the 21st). Meaning that I only have to go a little over one more month before I never have to fucking hear about this Mayan apocalypse shit again. I can't describe how happy this makes me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on November 20, 2012, 03:56:32 pm
I honestly haven't heard anyone say a word about the apocalypse in ages. Funny how that happens, now that the date is approaching.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on November 20, 2012, 03:58:54 pm
Don't get too excited, there will always be another impending apocalypse prediction. 

Unless, of course, the reason that you don't have to hear about it again is that the world really does come to an end.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on November 20, 2012, 04:49:06 pm
I just heard a dumb commercial. It had low, ominous music in the background and a very gruff VO guy says "Medical marijuana is now legal in Connecticut, but who will regulate it? And who will be using it? Tune in tonight to find out."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on November 20, 2012, 07:05:18 pm
I just heard a dumb commercial. It had low, ominous music in the background and a very gruff VO guy says "Medical marijuana is now legal in Connecticut, but who will regulate it? And who will be using it? Tune in tonight to find out."

OMG, some people are legally able to use a product that alters their state of mind?? What's next, selling it to everyone as a simple beverage???
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on November 20, 2012, 11:16:47 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/AghLn.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on November 21, 2012, 09:09:24 am
Happy birthday to me!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on November 21, 2012, 11:34:11 am
Happy birthday Saturn.  Many happy returns, you Ducken, you. :)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on November 22, 2012, 06:14:18 am
I just looked at the trending topics on Twitter, and "Rome" and "Young Boys" were juxtaposed together...and okay I admit it, I just about lost my shit.  ;D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on November 24, 2012, 03:05:16 pm
The hell is going on? o.o

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/stryder85/users.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on November 24, 2012, 03:09:58 pm
I can only answer for myself... but I like you peeps.  I wanted to spend some quality time.  <3
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on November 24, 2012, 03:35:53 pm
Hades beat me. I took a couple screenshots as the numbers increased. We all partying.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on November 24, 2012, 03:50:25 pm
Can't a bunch of forumites just all hang out at the same time without people getting all suspicious? Sheesh. :P
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on November 24, 2012, 04:42:30 pm
Awww... I wasn't invited to the party  :'(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on November 24, 2012, 05:09:33 pm
Did we get linked somewhere? Is it a possible troll influx? Did PastorDave multiply? Are we about to see our member count skyrocket?

Who knows? I'm gonna go play Sleeping Dogs.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on November 24, 2012, 05:14:38 pm
I think it's just keeping everyone who logs in showing as online. There are some people who are listed as online, but haven't been active since this morning.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on November 24, 2012, 05:17:59 pm
What about the cubic kilofuck of guests, though?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on November 24, 2012, 05:21:13 pm
How many cubic kilofucks are there in a metric fuckton?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on November 24, 2012, 05:27:29 pm
All of them.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on November 26, 2012, 10:15:13 pm
I just farted and scared the cat.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on November 26, 2012, 10:17:37 pm
That's all it took to scare it? What a pussy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on November 27, 2012, 06:02:50 am
That's all it took to scare it? What a pussy.

...Haaaah.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sandafluffoid on November 27, 2012, 08:09:36 pm
"Verbing weirds language"
The quote's from a Calvin and Hobbes strip I ran into today and I think it is the best thing ever and I want to take it home with me and I promise I will feed it every day and oh please oh please can I keep it?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on November 27, 2012, 10:50:26 pm
I just saw a random headline stating that some genius parents named their daughter Hashtag. Le sigh.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on November 27, 2012, 10:51:38 pm
I just saw a random headline stating that some genius parents named their daughter Hashtag. Le sigh.
Should have named her Derpina/Derpette.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on November 27, 2012, 10:58:55 pm
Nah, they should've called her Tiger Festival.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on November 28, 2012, 02:52:07 pm
I am seriously disturbed right now. All across the city today, I've heard this loud rumbling noise. Kind of like thunder, but much louder and in shorter, more powerful bursts. I hear it right now and it's shaking the building. Save me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on November 28, 2012, 03:01:54 pm
Godzilla up in this.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on November 28, 2012, 11:08:27 pm
I am seriously disturbed right now. All across the city today, I've heard this loud rumbling noise. Kind of like thunder, but much louder and in shorter, more powerful bursts. I hear it right now and it's shaking the building. Save me.

Probably blasting.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Material Defender on November 28, 2012, 11:19:03 pm
I am seriously disturbed right now. All across the city today, I've heard this loud rumbling noise. Kind of like thunder, but much louder and in shorter, more powerful bursts. I hear it right now and it's shaking the building. Save me.

I've got an army base that is constantly practicing artillery near my university. You learn to ignore it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on November 28, 2012, 11:29:41 pm
MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Material Defender on November 28, 2012, 11:30:55 pm
And my anus is bleeding.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on November 28, 2012, 11:36:21 pm
wait for it....
(http://i.imgur.com/0dxx4.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on November 29, 2012, 08:50:02 am
Seems like I have it easy by comparison today!  :-\
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on November 30, 2012, 10:28:32 am
I'm beginning to think there really is nothing that the morons that post on Yahoo News UK cannot turn into a race issue. Spotted on an article about snow being forecast for tonight:

Quote
It takes me back 40 years, when all england was WHITE. !!

I'm sure that'll have come as a bit of a surprise to my half-white, half-West Indian aunt, who was born in Leicester in 1962. Oh well...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on December 02, 2012, 05:18:18 am
(http://i.imgur.com/uo7r9.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on December 02, 2012, 05:55:30 am
Definitely old, might've been posted before, but y'know. I've got nothing else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0GfLh4SGU
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on December 02, 2012, 10:01:43 am
OMFG WANT!

http://www.visualnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Floppy-Table.jpeg
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on December 02, 2012, 10:30:30 am
That is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on December 03, 2012, 08:13:41 am
Shampoo is a terrible name for a substance that cleans hair.  It's a compound word, and I want neither a sham nor poo in my hair, or anywhere near my head, for that matter.  Why isn't it called hair cleanser?

Conditioner, on the other hand, is an acceptable name.  It conditions your hair to be softer and shinier.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 03, 2012, 08:19:04 am
Boycott shampoo, demand real poo.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on December 03, 2012, 10:19:52 am
I've always thought it was a funny word in general, but especially so for a word that refers to a hair-cleansing product. I imagine people who are learning English stumble across it and get a nice chortle out of it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on December 03, 2012, 01:59:35 pm
Nothing says classy like your 16-year-old cousin Gangnam Style dancing right in front of you in nothing but his briefs with his junk flopping less than a foot from your face.   
Classy, Mikey.  Classy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on December 04, 2012, 01:19:14 pm
Genuine headline spotted moments ago on the BBC's RSS feed: Will the Pope's tweets be infallible?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on December 04, 2012, 02:18:42 pm
Genuine headline spotted moments ago on the BBC's RSS feed: Will the Pope's tweets be infallible?

So what happens if he goes insane and starts babbling about baby-eating alien squid?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Impious Rex on December 04, 2012, 07:52:04 pm
I turned 25 today! Now I'm going to stuff myself with birthday ice cream even though I'm already full of birthday pizza.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on December 05, 2012, 02:23:43 pm
My professor meant to write the word "collision", but instead he wrote "coollision." I propose we add that word to the dictionary.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on December 05, 2012, 02:38:47 pm
Seconded!

There should be a coollision between that word and the dictionary.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on December 06, 2012, 03:33:30 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/mGmbW.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on December 06, 2012, 04:03:22 pm
There's a cat that's not even mine laying on my bed asleep.  Oh well.  This is the Tennga Kitty Mission, after all.  Or so the stray cats must tell each other.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on December 08, 2012, 03:52:54 am
I love watching the extreme right wing going apeshit over halal and proving they have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

http://twitpic.com/bjxq7v
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on December 08, 2012, 07:55:46 am
There's a cat that's not even mine laying on my bed asleep.  Oh well.  This is the Tennga Kitty Mission, after all.  Or so the stray cats must tell each other.

You're rather calm about it, I'll give you that.

I had a nice scare when a foreign black lab appeared in my house and it ended up being my sister's.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on December 08, 2012, 10:43:31 pm
He's a nice kitty.  Really lovey.  My cousin next door is thinking about keeping him if nobody comes looking for him.  She's already put aside the neuter money.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on December 08, 2012, 10:48:53 pm
When I was little I saw my neighbors cat stalking a bluebird so I chucked a handful of fruit loops at it. The cat ran off and the bluebird took some of the fruit loops for a snack.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on December 09, 2012, 11:39:49 am
Today one of my students suggested that we build a monument to Hitler, because he killed himself, and the guy who killed Hitler deserves a monument for doing so.  Apparently, this is a fairly well-known joke, but I had never heard it before, and nearly fell down laughing.

He then proceeded to ask if he could write his government final on insane false things that Republicans believe about Obama.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on December 09, 2012, 11:47:59 am
Do you teach high school? Because your job sounds like a daily dose of fun.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on December 09, 2012, 02:27:04 pm
Gifted kids, grades 5-12.  That particular class is high school, though the student is only 11.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Normandy on December 09, 2012, 03:06:11 pm
Today one of my students suggested that we build a monument to Hitler, because he killed himself, and the guy who killed Hitler deserves a monument for doing so.  Apparently, this is a fairly well-known joke, but I had never heard it before, and nearly fell down laughing.

He then proceeded to ask if he could write his government final on insane false things that Republicans believe about Obama.
Haha, nice.  Sounds like you have some awesome students.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on December 10, 2012, 12:47:52 am
Mom...mommy...ma....momma...mom mom ...mama mommyy mom ..mom mama ..mommy mommaa
(http://i.imgur.com/CSfsz.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on December 11, 2012, 01:22:18 pm
Headline on STV News website today: 'Extreme pornography' man found with indecent images of octopuses.

Yeah, not exactly a proud day in our history.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on December 11, 2012, 01:32:34 pm
Oh, please. Dd you see the way that octopus was dressed?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on December 11, 2012, 03:08:47 pm
Yeah, it was that octopus's choice to spread its legs.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 11, 2012, 07:46:42 pm
Headline on STV News website today: 'Extreme pornography' man found with indecent images of octopuses.

Yeah, not exactly a proud day in our history.
I know, right? How can any journalist who expects to be taken seriously not know that the correct pluralisation is "octopodae".
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 12, 2012, 12:27:56 pm
Oh, please. -ae plurals are for words of Latin origin ending in -a, of which octopus is neither. Clearly, it's "octopodes".
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 12, 2012, 10:16:31 pm
Close enough.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on December 12, 2012, 10:25:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/7ZjyR.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on December 13, 2012, 03:19:31 pm
I can't decide which I should re-watch while tv is on hiatus. TOS, TNG, or Babylon 5. I don't feel like torturing myself, so Voyager and Enterprise aren't options.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 13, 2012, 04:51:04 pm
Flip a three-sided coin?

I have actually never seen any Star Trek or Babylon 5. I'm the worst nerd.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on December 13, 2012, 05:04:18 pm
I have no three sided coin(that would be interesting to see), or die. And you so need to watch those shows.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 13, 2012, 07:17:07 pm
Typically, what one does (in the absence of d6 or d12) is  flip a coin twice. So for example heads-heads is 1, heads-tails is 2, tails-heads is 3 and tails-tails is flip again. Or some other arrangement.

And yeah, I do, but there's a lot of things on the list of Shows I Need to Watch. Plus I'm lazy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 14, 2012, 02:58:59 am
Apparently someone uploaded a carton of soy milk to Instagram. I tell you, those hipsters are getting really lazy with their food pictures.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on December 14, 2012, 05:42:29 am
Not even chocolate soy milk? That stuff is the business.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 14, 2012, 09:04:42 am
Soy milk is nastier than a dead hippo's rancid anus and chocolate soy milk serves only to ruin otherwise perfectly good chocolate.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on December 14, 2012, 10:30:21 am
Soy milk is nastier than a dead hippo's rancid anus and chocolate soy milk serves only to ruin otherwise perfectly good chocolate.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on December 14, 2012, 11:37:22 am
Dead Hippo's Rancid Anus is now my favourite potential name for a black metal band.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on December 14, 2012, 11:42:38 am
I would buy their albums just to proudly display that name.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on December 14, 2012, 02:33:48 pm
Apropos of nothing,

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0e32cf24b7158d4f9d657f0475c821a/tumblr_mez83x2CtW1r94e9jo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 14, 2012, 08:10:56 pm
What's that thing the robot is punching?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on December 15, 2012, 05:26:19 am
I finally decided to visit Stormfront (http://www.stormfront.co.uk/) the other day, and I don't really see what the problem is. Sure, Apple is horrible, but the way people act you would have thought they support Hitler and deny the Holocaust.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 15, 2012, 05:34:00 am
I see what you did there.

Right after hitting "post", a spider dangled its way from the ceiling right between my face and my laptop. 'Straya, mate!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on December 20, 2012, 10:13:36 am
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/521382_516010601753289_1100386663_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on December 20, 2012, 12:41:38 pm
I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. I hear an odd noise outside and then the entire house vibrates inexplicably.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on December 20, 2012, 12:46:12 pm
What's that thing the robot is punching?

kaiju
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on December 20, 2012, 05:14:24 pm
I created a new holiday today, I call it Hopmas! I got a 12 pack of Sierra Nevada Celebration, a 12 pack of Sierra Nevada Torpedo, and 4 pack of Sierra Nevada Hoptimum. Mmmmm, hoppy beers.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on December 22, 2012, 05:46:07 am
Woohoo!

(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3446/666mb.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/141/666mb.png/)

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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on December 22, 2012, 06:25:25 am
Okay, WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD CALLED "Thread Killer?"  Seriously,  I don't fucking get it.  Did this thread get split from another thread or something?  Seriously, the OP is nothing more than a single word!

Cough.

Can anybody tell me?  Seriously.  I don't get it.  Is this supposed to be like the "say totally fucking random shit" thread, or something?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 22, 2012, 07:31:01 am
It all started back on the now non-existent Yahweh forum. however, the Proboards (found hyuh (http://fstdt.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=lounge&action=display&thread=120&page=1)) version has the same opening post as the original. It was kept alive for the sake of irony at first and from there evolved into what it is today. It was also the first ever megathread of FSTDT. There was no Things That Annoy You or Anything Good Happen Today thread back in those days.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on December 22, 2012, 12:44:10 pm
The OP in the original "Thread Killer?" was a poster asking if anyone else ever felt like a thread killer, ie, you post something in that thread and all discussion ceases, and the thread fades away and dies. The irony of it was that the Thread Killer thread never died.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on December 22, 2012, 12:55:03 pm
Except for that time a bug in the forum code ate the original Thread Killer.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on December 22, 2012, 01:28:48 pm
Yeah but then a new Thread Killer rose in it's place and everyone was happy.

Ironbite-must...spam...thread.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 22, 2012, 01:29:24 pm
True. This is the 4th or so incarnation of TK, killed at various occasions by software bugs and forum moves. Still, it has not yet died a natural death.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on December 22, 2012, 01:33:18 pm
Except for that time a bug in the forum code ate the original Thread Killer.

Yeah, but... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_book_death)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on December 22, 2012, 03:17:26 pm
Except for that time a bug in the forum code ate the original Thread Killer.
I killed it once for 3 days...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on December 22, 2012, 03:41:43 pm
That's nothing, I had it killed for a week or two. But someone will always bump it, and thread killer lives on.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 22, 2012, 08:34:28 pm
True. This is the 4th or so incarnation of TK, killed at various occasions by software bugs and forum moves. Still, it has not yet died a natural death.
This is the third. The eaten threads were eventually brought back, Thread Killer included.

Though I guess this is the 4th if you count the replacement that was active in the few days the original was gone.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on December 22, 2012, 08:49:06 pm
My t-shirt is being chewed on my my parrot right now. It will look like swiss cheese in an hour.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on December 23, 2012, 04:21:06 am
It's fascinating watching you old-timers talk about the old boards. I feel like we should have a site historian to record the memories.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on December 23, 2012, 08:52:10 am
To you it may be fascinating, to me...it just makes me feel a bit old.  :-\
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hoplite on December 23, 2012, 09:11:21 am
My t-shirt is being chewed on my my parrot right now. It will look like swiss cheese in an hour.

Yep. My t-shirts all have holes in them, too. Grey Africans do it just to get a rise out of you.  ;D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on December 23, 2012, 01:22:52 pm
I can't possibly be the only one who misread that as gay Africans, can I?  :o
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on December 23, 2012, 02:05:19 pm
I can't possibly be the only one who misread that as gay Africans, can I?  :o

"Why are there gay Africans chewing holes in your t-shirts?!"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on December 23, 2012, 02:12:38 pm
Because they're hungry.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on December 23, 2012, 02:15:26 pm
Because they're hungry.

They need the extra fiber to maintain their wicked abs.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on December 23, 2012, 03:12:16 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7wN5CO3VYQ

David Tennant get out.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/69902d26472fbf16229c8fe55dc35cad/tumblr_mer3hhoVJ11qbl6qfo1_250.gif)

Yeah, Happy Christmas to you too, life ruiner.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on December 23, 2012, 03:55:01 pm
What did he do?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on December 23, 2012, 05:05:04 pm
Yeah... if it's about religion, he was raised Presbyterian.  Fitting, since he's Scottish as all get-out.

(I can't watch the video as I'm not on broadband.  Bah.)

How did Tennant ruin your life, Shep?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on December 23, 2012, 05:09:07 pm
    Life Ruiner   
noun:
someone who is unbelievably perfect; ruins your image on how most people are; makes you believe that most people are unworthy because there is someone like him/her around
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on December 23, 2012, 05:20:13 pm
Ahh, okay.   I've never heard that term used that way before.  :)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hoplite on December 24, 2012, 12:05:55 am
I can't possibly be the only one who misread that as gay Africans, can I?  :o

They're not only the most intelligent of birds, they're the craziest too. :D
(http://jfunfun.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/african-grey-parrot.jpeg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on December 24, 2012, 12:52:57 am
I wish my parrot could talk as well as an African Grey. They say with birds, they're cuddly, pretty, and talkative, but rarely all 3. My bird got the beauty and the cuddliness, but not the talkativeness. The closest he gets to talking is giggling, which he does whenever there's a short silence in a conversation.

He's a Blue Crowned Conure by the way. Here's a pic of one:

(http://static.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/bird-pictures-breeders-chicks/blue-crown-conure-pictures-breeders-chicks/pictures/blue-crown-conure-0001.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on December 24, 2012, 06:31:48 am
NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dr4AZzpKCY
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on December 24, 2012, 06:38:04 am
That's the thing with parrots... especially Greys.  Watch what you say around them, or you'll regret it, hehe.

"Hide Peter, hide!  Doh me so fa doh me!"

If you get the above reference, I shall give thee a cookie.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on December 24, 2012, 03:27:09 pm
I think of Prog Rock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_rock) every time I see your username, SpaceProg.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on December 24, 2012, 03:51:39 pm
I miss Ironbite's cute velociraptor avatar.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on December 24, 2012, 04:43:38 pm
I think of Prog Rock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_rock) every time I see your username, SpaceProg.

Awesome, because that's what the Prog part stands for. :D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on December 25, 2012, 12:34:00 am
I miss Ironbite's cute velociraptor avatar.

It'll be back when I'm feeling nostalgic.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on December 25, 2012, 12:37:20 am
So does anyone here like sushi?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on December 25, 2012, 01:37:39 am
There is a Sushi buffet in town.

Ironbite-I may move in there.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on December 25, 2012, 11:32:23 am
There is a Sushi buffet in town.

Ironbite-I may move in there.

Just wondering, why do you always have the second part start with "Ironbite-"?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on December 25, 2012, 12:17:42 pm
It's my sign off.  Been doing it for years.

Ironbite-and never will change it for anyone.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on December 25, 2012, 01:55:46 pm
It's my sign off.  Been doing it for years.

Ironbite-and never will change it for anyone.

You do forget it sometimes, though.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on December 25, 2012, 05:25:13 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/hcY2O.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on December 25, 2012, 05:44:16 pm
That makes my fingers hurt just from looking at it O_O
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on December 25, 2012, 06:56:18 pm
That makes my fingers hurt just from looking at it O_O

... that's what she said? Maybe?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on December 26, 2012, 03:04:35 am
I don't eat raw meat of any kind.  I'm paranoid about parasites.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on December 26, 2012, 09:26:27 am
I don't eat raw meat of any kind.  I'm paranoid about parasites.

Why would you be eating raw meat in the first place?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on December 26, 2012, 09:30:56 am
I was just referencing the sushi in some previous posts and was too lazy at the time to quote tag them.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on December 26, 2012, 05:18:55 pm
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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on December 26, 2012, 05:25:47 pm
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.

Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hoplite on December 26, 2012, 05:39:54 pm
So does anyone here like sushi?

Only if it's cooked. The Scallops Dynamite is a hell of a good roll. Pricey, though.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 26, 2012, 09:27:43 pm
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.

Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
I'm sure someone, somewhere, has argued that masturbation is wrong because it's gay. Also, this. (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1493#comic)

As for why people in general don't consider it a homosexual act, well, my guess is it's because masturbation is the norm and homosexuality is not. Plus, plenty of people who are exclusively heterosexual (in sexual acts that involve more than one person) do it, which makes one wonder if it is homosexual in any meaningful sense as opposed to by technicality.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on December 26, 2012, 11:01:16 pm
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.

Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?

If you were wearing the parking cone as a hat, would it count?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 26, 2012, 11:03:21 pm
Parking cone? More like porking cone.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on December 26, 2012, 11:44:08 pm
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.

Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
I'm sure someone, somewhere, has argued that masturbation is wrong because it's gay. Also, this. (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1493#comic)

As for why people in general don't consider it a homosexual act, well, my guess is it's because masturbation is the norm and homosexuality is not. Plus, plenty of people who are exclusively heterosexual (in sexual acts that involve more than one person) do it, which makes one wonder if it is homosexual in any meaningful sense as opposed to by technicality.

I think it's that when a person engages in homosexual acts, it's because they're attracted to that other person. When they masturbate, it doesn't mean that they're attracted to themself.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on December 27, 2012, 12:10:35 pm
I have two complaints about NiGHTS Into Dreams...

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These don't change the fact that it's quite possibly the greatest game I've ever played.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on December 28, 2012, 11:40:31 am
Awkward.

http://local.stv.tv/glasgow/207789-ex-pc-denies-stealing-sex-toys-drugs-and-cash-from-police-station/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on December 29, 2012, 02:59:42 pm
Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?

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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on December 29, 2012, 04:26:21 pm
statues behaving badly... (http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/v/702936_10151604843583452_1982259638_n.jpg?oh=b1e4287e226333aee85bde998f448ef9&oe=50E0DB5E&__gda__=1356992632_61a8facc5353979aa035f6dc61d8e8d8)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on December 29, 2012, 04:48:58 pm
That's what happens when you blink.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 31, 2012, 06:44:53 am
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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on December 31, 2012, 08:43:54 am
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You have to remember though, that The Hobbit, unlike LotR was written as a children's book and had more fantastical scenes in it because of this...


(http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/1.png)
(http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/penis-josh1.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 31, 2012, 07:22:49 pm
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You have to remember though, that The Hobbit, unlike LotR was written as a children's book and had more fantastical scenes in it because of this...
I've read the book twice, and I don't recall anything as ridiculous as the scenes in the movie in there.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on December 31, 2012, 07:53:53 pm
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 02, 2013, 09:51:38 pm
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 02, 2013, 09:57:40 pm
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

Nuxálk: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on January 02, 2013, 11:06:35 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/c6js0.jpg)
busy Exit - everyone gets off there...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on January 03, 2013, 06:49:00 am
Not exit 69?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on January 03, 2013, 02:07:27 pm
As far as I can tell, tomorrow is the 1st birthday of this current incarnation of the forums! :)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on January 03, 2013, 02:22:41 pm
As far as I can tell, tomorrow is the 1st birthday of this current incarnation of the forums! :)

The Beginning of The End, as some would call it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 03, 2013, 02:52:23 pm
As far as I can tell, tomorrow is the 1st birthday of this current incarnation of the forums! :)

The Beginning of The End, as some would call it.

For realz.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 03, 2013, 04:35:29 pm
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
Not quite true, actually. At least in Spanish, it's often correct to use either adjective-noun or noun-adjective. In most cases, noun-adjective sounds more natural, and is what you'd typically use in spoken language, unless you're going for a particular effect. It also depends on the specific function the adjective in the sentence and probably some other stuff as well.

I don't remember enough Italian to say, but I seem to recall something similar.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 03, 2013, 07:06:03 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/c6js0.jpg)
busy Exit - everyone gets off there...

88 is also neo-Nazi shorthand for "Heil Hitler."

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
Not quite true, actually. At least in Spanish, it's often correct to use either adjective-noun or noun-adjective. In most cases, noun-adjective sounds more natural, and is what you'd typically use in spoken language, unless you're going for a particular effect. It also depends on the specific function the adjective in the sentence and probably some other stuff as well.

I don't remember enough Italian to say, but I seem to recall something similar.

From what I understand from my Spanish studies so far, an adjective that modifies the noun goes after it, while an adjective that is an inherent part of the noun, so to speak, goes before it. Is that accurate? :-/
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Søren on January 03, 2013, 08:22:21 pm
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

In russian, the noun the modified depending on what case is then, then the adjective is placed before it and is modified in the same way

It's a very logical language....but fuck the verbs...fuck em so hard
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 03, 2013, 08:42:34 pm
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
Not quite true, actually. At least in Spanish, it's often correct to use either adjective-noun or noun-adjective. In most cases, noun-adjective sounds more natural, and is what you'd typically use in spoken language, unless you're going for a particular effect. It also depends on the specific function the adjective in the sentence and probably some other stuff as well.

I don't remember enough Italian to say, but I seem to recall something similar.

From what I understand from my Spanish studies so far, an adjective that modifies the noun goes after it, while an adjective that is an inherent part of the noun, so to speak, goes before it. Is that accurate? :-/
Something like that.  Adjective position can shift emphasis from marking a distinction between one thing that has one quality and one that doesn't, versus saying that a quality that a thing has is an important part of it (adjective last vs adjective first, respectively). Sometimes, anyway, depending.

Figuring out any comprehensive rules for this is hard. And it varies by dialect, too, for example rioplatense (what I speak) uses less adjective first than neutral. So yeah.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Patches on January 03, 2013, 09:55:45 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/c6js0.jpg)
busy Exit - everyone gets off there...
Not exit 69?
No, but it is near the junction with I-69.  And if you go due south from Climax, you reach Colon.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on January 03, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

Quote from: Deimos
In russian, the noun the modified depending on what case is then, then the adjective is placed before it and is modified in the same way.
It's a very logical language....but fuck the verbs...fuck em so hard

Quote from: Spaceprog
So while English is shooting up in the loo, Russia is logically getting hammered on vodka.

I have no idea where these dang tags are farklempt... 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on January 06, 2013, 12:29:33 pm
I really need to quit the Yahoo! News comments sections for the good of my health.  ???
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 06, 2013, 12:35:42 pm
So full of trolls, but it's good for a laugh sometimes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on January 07, 2013, 07:54:48 pm
Big spoiler alert!

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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 07, 2013, 07:58:23 pm
Damn it! You spoiled the spoiler!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on January 08, 2013, 12:00:59 am
Big spoiler alert!

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I don't get... oh, fuck you. That's magnificent.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on January 08, 2013, 12:18:06 am
Doesn't really help with the performance of the car though... going by the shape of it.   I don't see how such a shallow-non angle would provide the necessary downforce to help with the traction and keeping the car from being too loose in the back end....
... unless it's all for looks and I just made an idiot of myself.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 08, 2013, 06:05:25 pm
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on January 08, 2013, 10:34:39 pm
This is such a deep conversation, and sadly I feel I have nothing to contribute  :(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on January 09, 2013, 09:11:31 am
Who wants to talk about MURDERS?  ;D
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on January 09, 2013, 04:02:51 pm
Which ones?  There are so dang many to choose from!  Them thar Zodiac killings were wild; but how about that Charles Manson?  Killed people without even killing them! 
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: DrFishcake on January 09, 2013, 06:24:46 pm
Obligatory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0

If Manson ever gets released (unlikely, I know) I wanna start a reality TV show where he just randomly shows up at the door of people who won't stop posting stupid shit on Youtube or Yahoo News comment sections. Just to see if that persuades them to stop.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 13, 2013, 06:31:31 am
Hey, I killed a thread recently - well, a week ago. So, there's that. For both current topic and OP.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 13, 2013, 08:38:22 am
I just heard the worst cover ever, yes it's worse than Brittney Spear's cover of Satisfaction. Coldplay covering Beastie Boy's Fight For Your Right.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 13, 2013, 11:14:19 am
I just heard the worst cover ever, yes it's worse than Brittney Spear's cover of Satisfaction. Coldplay covering Beastie Boy's Fight For Your Right.

That doesn't work in my head at all.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 13, 2013, 06:55:40 pm
You know what they say, Coldplay makes everything shittier.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sandafluffoid on January 16, 2013, 02:51:47 pm
I recently learned the Chinese character 龘, which apparently is a noun meaning the appearance of a dragon flying. It is such a ludicrous word that even the Chinese sources I have found about it are more concerned with how pointlessly silly and complicated it is, and as far as I can tell nobody has ever actually used it in a sentence.

I felt you might enjoy this spectacularly awful word.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 16, 2013, 04:21:35 pm
100 Fuck No's, awwwww yeeeeeeeah.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 16, 2013, 05:02:34 pm
Now it's 101. Now you just need some Dalmations.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on January 16, 2013, 05:15:35 pm
101 Damnations
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 16, 2013, 05:47:13 pm
Snap, that should be a movie.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on January 17, 2013, 12:46:59 am
We should totally film it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 17, 2013, 11:12:33 am
Yeah, you can be the first 100 damnations.

In other news, I hope we get six inches of snow today. I don't want class.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on January 17, 2013, 03:11:48 pm
You can have your snow.  I had enough of it back in 93 to last a lifetime.  It was almost as if God said: "HERE HAV SUM SNOW! LOL!"  *BLUMPH*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on January 18, 2013, 07:20:04 pm
While Sleeps is taking care of her 101 damnations, I have achieved perfect fuck balance.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on January 18, 2013, 07:21:16 pm
HAH!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 18, 2013, 07:22:20 pm
Fixed. Of course people are going to keep messing with your Fuck Yeah and Fuck No now, Queen.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 19, 2013, 12:57:43 am
I'm trying to fix it, dammit!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on January 21, 2013, 03:20:59 am
less than 500 sq feet - converted garage ENTIRE apartment...
(http://i.imgur.com/oWBlN.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/KTfWk.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/KTfWk.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ePCDg.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/knp9A.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/SB8kf.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/SB8kf.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/71jEB.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/71jEB.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3Hpqb.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/3Hpqb.jpg)
and in case you think there is no storage space - or wonder where that bathroom was hidden...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBYS3ZsC-cY
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 21, 2013, 03:32:47 pm
I'm more curious about what that pepperoni or sausage is doing in the bathroom.

I'm also very jealous. My apartment is 100 sqft bigger, but nowhere near as nice.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 21, 2013, 03:38:14 pm
I'm more curious about what that pepperoni or sausage is doing in the bathroom.

I'm also very jealous. My apartment is 100 sqft bigger, but nowhere near as nice.

I read this without looking at the post above and was wondering why you have pepperoni or sausage in your bathroom. Pure reasons, I would guess.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 21, 2013, 04:40:35 pm
Some people like to have a bit of sausage in the bathroom, I guess. Bit of an odd preference, but most likely harmless, and probably no stranger than my prediliction for sausage and melon sandwiches.*


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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 21, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
Who doesn't like sticking their sausage in melons? :p

Gotta keep the innuendo going.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on January 23, 2013, 10:39:06 am
Ya know what a bullet hell shooter should do? Make it so, if the player uses a continue, All text which is directly related to score, including the score itself, should read, "WUSS".
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 24, 2013, 10:55:40 am
My school canceled classes last week when there was potential snow (turned out to be nothing), and now that we have snow, we have classes with a half hour delay. Makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on January 24, 2013, 12:19:13 pm
Indeed don't it?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on January 24, 2013, 10:13:02 pm
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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: RinellaWasHere on January 24, 2013, 10:55:37 pm
YOU'RE THE BEST
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on January 25, 2013, 06:14:54 am
Bowties are indeed cool.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on January 26, 2013, 11:51:49 pm
I'm just wondering, how bad is LSD for you? Ditto with shrooms.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 26, 2013, 11:54:22 pm
I'm just wondering, how bad is LSD for you? Ditto with shrooms.
A certain giraffe named Larry says that as long as you don't take it with yellow, you'll be as healthy as a coffee table.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 27, 2013, 05:35:31 pm
Fucking hell, inhaling bourbon and coke is painful. Just in case anyone wanted to know.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on January 28, 2013, 05:39:07 pm
Fucking hell, inhaling bourbon and coke is painful. Just in case anyone wanted to know.

For a second I thought that meant cocaine.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 28, 2013, 05:58:53 pm
Haha, I'm sure that'd feel real good.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 28, 2013, 06:44:24 pm
I'm just wondering, how bad is LSD for you? Ditto with shrooms.

I haven't heard anything about LSD being dangerous as long as you don't drive and are always monitored by people you trust. However, I've heard that the "enlightening" experiences are seriously overrated and only seem mind-blowingly awesome to a person who's... well... on LSD.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on January 28, 2013, 07:07:37 pm
Also, if you're in a bad way psychologically already, LSD could make it worse.  Best to just stay away from it, IMHO.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on January 29, 2013, 04:52:11 pm
I do believe I've found the best game ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2XkTIYhQC8

Good bit of cursing, so probably NSFW.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 29, 2013, 06:39:52 pm
I saw that today! It was on someone else's channel, but it was hilarious.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 29, 2013, 10:54:30 pm
I do believe I've found the best game ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2XkTIYhQC8

Good bit of cursing, so probably NSFW.

IT'S LIKE QWOP BUT WITH HEART SURGERY.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on January 31, 2013, 12:00:13 pm
I love getting emails from Christian Mingle. "Find god's match for you!" Wow, nice guy. "LOL, Africa? Fuck that shit, I'mma make people get it on."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on January 31, 2013, 01:04:23 pm
I went rock climbing the other day and the facility didn't sell Mountain Dew.  How can a climbing place not have Mountain Dew?  That would be like a hospital not having Dr. Pepper.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on February 02, 2013, 05:29:32 pm
I love getting emails from Christian Mingle. "Find god's match for you!" Wow, nice guy. "LOL, Africa? Fuck that shit, I'mma make people get it on."

There is a galactic empire, encompassing millions of star systems, and tens of millions of planets. The empire is shielded from human sight by technology thousands of years advanced from our own, and manufactured by an incomprehensibly vast corporation that conducts the overwhelming majority of trade in the entire galaxy. This is a corporation that announces entire planets in layoffs; it is run by executives that could buy said entire planets if they so choose; its major shareholders lose entire continents when the share price dips by the smallest increment. Christian Mingle is a subsidiary of that corporation, and has ten per cent of the advertising budget.

Either that, or Google AdSense has badly misjudged me. But I'm still inclined to go with the first theory. The fuckers are everywhere.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on February 03, 2013, 01:53:44 am
I've never gotten a single junk email from them... and I actually consider myself Christian! 


It's the NASCAR, isn't it?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on February 03, 2013, 02:06:03 am
"Christian-this," "Christian-that," all this "Christian-" trash makes me glad I left that religion.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on February 03, 2013, 07:22:25 pm
I love getting emails from Christian Mingle. "Find god's match for you!" Wow, nice guy. "LOL, Africa? Fuck that shit, I'mma make people get it on."

There is a galactic empire, encompassing millions of star systems, and tens of millions of planets. The empire is shielded from human sight by technology thousands of years advanced from our own, and manufactured by an incomprehensibly vast corporation that conducts the overwhelming majority of trade in the entire galaxy. This is a corporation that announces entire planets in layoffs; it is run by executives that could buy said entire planets if they so choose; its major shareholders lose entire continents when the share price dips by the smallest increment. Christian Mingle is a subsidiary of that corporation, and has ten per cent of the advertising budget.

Either that, or Google AdSense has badly misjudged me. But I'm still inclined to go with the first theory. The fuckers are everywhere.
I got a Liberty University ad recently.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on February 05, 2013, 07:20:14 pm
I got a Liberty University ad recently.

So, when do you plan to enroll?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on February 07, 2013, 04:29:13 pm
I'm still learning about the finer details of the Marvel multiverse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Multiverse), which means it's only today that I found out about Earth-3490.

Then I found out about the cosplayers (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma03ge1OzZ1rg0dwlo1_1280.jpg).

Huh.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on February 08, 2013, 05:12:14 pm
Last week, tried to find a picture of a gummy bear battle to use as a visual writing prompt for my students.  Now all of my ads are for gigantic gummy bears.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQE3xjNoB9OvU-bPyqCIHAwiXRoGxGen5T9CdCOza-qF4Nnhwby)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on February 15, 2013, 12:07:40 am
I haz Twitter. (https://www.twitter.com/Saturn500Jared)

Also, gummy bears are awesome.

EDIT: Now it links to the full site.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on February 15, 2013, 12:37:27 am
You haz follower.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on February 17, 2013, 01:52:18 am
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/0264b1d6d9be3970fa2e747b4260c8c1/tumblr_mibpughbdR1rw70wfo1_500.png)

Never been a Doctor Who fan, but holee sheet...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on February 17, 2013, 04:03:12 am
^Wow.  I *really* want Pokemon Platinum now...
Well... maybe only a bit more...
Well... when I say 'a bit' I mean--*Goes on and on*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on February 18, 2013, 01:25:54 am
I still haven't finished the Platinum version.

Maybe because I didn't wanted to touch it again after having to fight Fantina's cronies and getting my ass kicked constantly. Fucking hated that and I fucking hate that bitch. Oh well, moved on to the Black version, so I'll still never manage to battle Fantina herself.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 18, 2013, 11:18:19 pm
D'aww, my cat is snoring.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on February 19, 2013, 01:10:13 am
I just got accused of being a racist. My band's guitarist is black, and the singer is Armenian. Pretty sure racists don't do that. Unless they're hipsters. Which would be weird.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 19, 2013, 03:34:53 am
I just got accused of being a racist. My band's guitarist is black, and the singer is Armenian. Pretty sure racists don't do that. Unless they're hipsters. Which would be weird.
Black and Armenian people join bands when they're so inclined. By doing the same and being a white person, you're appropriating their social customs.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on February 19, 2013, 03:07:14 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tz_fViahnA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tz_fViahnA)

Mushihimesama Futari Version 1.01: For people who can consistently dodge rain.

There was a YouTube embed, but it wouldn't work.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on February 19, 2013, 10:30:58 pm
I have a facebook friend who follows an online ministry, and this is the post she shared today.

Quote
You need to get ready; not for a trickle, not a stream, but a flood of God’s favor, a tidal wave of God’s goodness.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 19, 2013, 10:35:33 pm
I have a facebook friend who follows an online ministry, and this is the post she shared today.

Quote
You need to get ready; not for a trickle, not a stream, but a flood of God’s favor, a tidal wave of God’s goodness.

I thought the Flood was something God did because he was pissed off.

And I thought that tidal waves were God's punishment for gays or something.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on February 20, 2013, 09:31:37 am
I was doing vocab with my 5th/6th grade English class.  Their list was homophones, homonyms, and commonly confused words.  I gave them a numbered list, and was going around the room, calling on students, and asking them to use the word that I indicated in a sentence.  We were down to the last four words (desert, dessert, peace, piece).  I called on one student, and gave him desert.  Then this happened.

Him:  "I was lost in the desert, so I ate my friend."

Me: ...Okay.

Him:  "And you know what else?  The eyes are my favorite part, so I saved them for dessert."

Me:  That seems like it would have been traumatic.

Him:  "You'd think so, but I'm at peace with it."

Girl next to him:  "Hey, I'm hungry!  Did you save me a piece of spleen?"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 21, 2013, 09:11:47 pm
Got my new Xbox 360 today. Turns out it's one of those Halo 3 editions. While it does get the job done just fine, it looks rather ridiculous.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 23, 2013, 10:59:15 pm
From tumblr:

Quote
What if the Pope resigned because he's pregnant with the new Jesus, and MTV makes a show about it called Sistine and Pregnant?

EDIT: I found this egg on Dragon Cave whose lineage is absolutely fucked.

http://www.coup-detat.info/NDER/Inbred.php?dcode=m8ZCp&depth=default&repeats=y (http://www.coup-detat.info/NDER/Inbred.php?dcode=m8ZCp&depth=default&repeats=y)

"m8ZCp has at least 95 dragons that appear in the lineage more than once."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on February 28, 2013, 08:08:35 am
Trigger warning: Everything


Have you ever just looked at the cieling before going to bed and wondered how such subtle changes to things can make everything so much better? Like, for example, what if cheesecake wasn't a once in a while dessert thing, but like an every day thing. How fuckin' cool would that be? Right?! Like cheesecake all day every day, for everyone. All your favorite flavors two, chocolate cheesecake, berry cheesecake, regular cheesecake, strawberry swirl, turtle, key lime, you name it! Like think of all the wars that could have been avoided if those pissed off douchebags had just had a little cheesecake-y goodness before going off and killing a bunch of people. I think well over 90% of wars stem from either the desire to have more cheesecake or from other people having more. You can't disprove that.

Like cheesecake is so awesome, it had to have come from some place divine. Like maybe Buddha came up with the concept after attaining enlightenment or Zues gave it to some skank back in the day to get her in bed. I bet that got Hera all pissed off. Speaking of which, that looks like Heracross, who is a cool pokemon, but giant beetles give me the chills. You know, I bet the cheesecake came from Jesus. That makes sense. Like instead of giving out pieces of vanilla wafers or whatever the fuck he did, he really just cut some slices of cheesecake for his homies. That sounds more chill and less rapey than telling his underlings to "eat me for this is my body." I bet one of the gifts to Jesus too was cheesecake, that sounds like such a sweet gift to a baby during Christmas. Much better than Frankincense. I guess the it could get you high, but baby Jesus was like uber straight-edge. A real debbie-downer. Black "X's" on his hands and everything. Taught Nancy Reagan how to "just say no." Speaking about gifts, Jesus really had it hard, having to give other people gifts on his birthday. Just remember that next time you didn't get that IPhone4 or 5 (or whatever number they're on nowadays) for either.

Technology today sucks too. I remember when we actually had to look shit up in books and we'd come across cool little tidbits while studying. Now all we do is just google & control F (and if you don't, don't start, that's how satan gets your IP address). Books were so righteous. You could have book cases upon book cases of books that you never read and everyone would think you're a fucking genious. Which apparently I'm not cause I spell things wrong. What-ev! No body has the shit anymore, it's just all on the internet, and I know that some of you don't want people checking out what kind of sites you visit. I saw a person or two on the Atlasphere trying to score some of that randroid poon. Yeah, y'all know who you are. Don't worry though, I won't tell anyone. For a fee.

Sometimes I wish I were a genius, that would make things so much easier. Like if I were a real genius I'm sure I could figure out the meaning of life and shit. Like do difficult math and look really smart in front of people who couldn't figure out I was just saying stupid things and rambling on, but they'd think I were smart. Like what if the meaning of life is like just that one thing that you have to wait a certain amount of time to get. Like when you're 10 you realize playing with toys is childish. Then when you're 15 you realize playing at the park is childish. Then when you're 20 you realize those dumbasses you dated were childish. Then at 25 those parties are childish. Like what if you just make it to 125 or 150 and then *bam* everything's figured out? How depressing would that be to have such a realization after you already go. I'm sure the divine has some sort of sick humor, it only makes sense.

Then I think that may be horse-shit too. Like Koume and Kotake lived to be 380, or 400 years old, and they never figured out the meaning of life. They knew all this magic shit, could brainwash the harem girls, and could make lava and ice just pop out of no where, but they were fighting a 17 year old kid to the death. Man, how badass are those two old ladies, moving around like that keeping up with a young whipper-snapper like Link. I wonder what that fight would look like in a movie, maybe link kicking an old lady in the head. That would be sad, but for some reason I'm laughing. Back to the age thing, maybe it's just a bit past 400 though. Yoda seemed to know his shit. He was like Descartes or Socrates smart. He wouldn't have drank the hemlock. I bet Yoda ate a lot of cheese cake, though. What else would you do when you're 900 years old and your apprentices are getting killed by rising dictators? Sadly, I don't think they had cheesecake in hyrule, or maybe they did and it was like the 4th, middle, piece of the triforce.  That's probably the piece Ganondorf was after. You can't disprove this either.

It always made me wonder some things about the game. Like why did Link always have to go to where ever there was danger? Why couldn't he just chill as an adult at lake Hylia fishing all day and getting rupees from cutting the grass outside? That would be the mutha-cunuckin life right there. He could even fuck with the fishing guru and steal his hat every now and then. I wonder if that guy is related to the fishing brothers in pokemon games. That would explain a lot. But no, Link had to go to murky dungeons with disformed fauna & flora, go to burning temples, freezing caves, a well full of zombies, I mean, who thinks that is a good way for a 17 year old to spend his life? I blame his parents personally. Ganondorf also wasn't entirely there. I mean, if I was Ganondorf, I would hide the hookshot & long shot in the Spirit temple instead of the water temple and with Dampierre. Bam. Link can't cross the desert and get the Spirit Medallion and kick your ass at the end of the game. Instead of that rather intelligent plan, Ganondorf just leaves all the weapons his bosses are weak against in the dungeons right next to those bosses. It would be like if we were playing rock-paper-scissors and you told me what to throw against you to win. No wonder Ganondorf got neither the Triforce of Wisdom nor cheesecake. I notice the same thing too in Dragonball Z. Isn't it just too coincidently that everyone Goku fights goes up in power level chronologically?

I used to love that game. I could play it all day long back in my early teens. I recall when we were being babysat and I lied to the babysitter so that I could stay up two hours past my bed time and play some Ocarina of Time and kill some monsters and shit. I would also abuse the cuckoos, but they always would kick my ass back, man why does Nintendo put that quirk in their games knowing it will cause gamers to kill themselves? Anyways, so I pull the fast one on the babysitter and somehow my parents found out I stayed up. I know the babysitter wouldn't tell them, she wasn't that smart. Contrary to public opinion I know my parents set up hidden cameras in my house and sat in some command-center-rapist-van watching my every movement. It sounds like something parents of a 10 year old child would do. They also withheld cheesecake from me several nights. Said "You can't eat cheesecake every night, it's a once in a while thing." I know rite, a bunch of nazis they were. Except not even Nazis could be so cruel. To their own children no less. That really should be like child neglect or something. I'm not a lawyer, but if some selfless representative exists, they should make it a law. No child should ever have to suffer like that again.

Ron Paul would definitely change that horrible status quo. He seems like the senile old guy I can project my fantasies on to. Or RuPaul. But he'd probably go with a different type of cheesecake. Sometimes I wonder would it would be like if Rupaul ran for president. It would probably be like all "free mascara and eyeliner for all." Speaking of which, that shit should be subsidized, it can get expensive. I don't know how he does it. He looks better than like any girl ever and he's a 50 year old man. What's up with that, I don't know, I'm scared. It's times like these I wish I had a doctor, or a lawyer, or a cheese sandwich. But no, I don't have those coping mechanisms to help out my fragile psyche. I don't even have cheesecake at the moment. I do however have Queen of the Stone Age. Man they're a fuckin righteous band. Songs for the Deaf was such an awesome CD, like awesome awesome. None of that fake awesome, 100% clear crank awesome, no clouds in those crystals. Just as Mr. White. Songs for the Deaf always manages to cheer me up. Lullabies to Paralyze was good too, but it's hard for any artist to follow up greatness with greatness.

Anyways, I may not be the smartest girl around, but I have discovered a few things in life, like narwhals are out to get us. Yeah, don't let anyone tell you otherwise, heck if they're telling you otherwise they're probably a narwhal in disguise. Look for a long horn on their head, that usually gives them away. But it's all like, naw, the narwhals are behind so many things; the Iraq War, Glenn Beck, Chupacabra sightings. They just fuck with people by holding their cheesecake hostage. It's sick. I've recently discovered that the narwhals have teamed with the North Koreans to crash KFC stock, buy it dirt cheap, and sell it to Warren Buffet at a profit. You can't disprove this either. Tits are awesome. Live and let live. Rupaul 2016. Thank you all and have a good night. God bless you and God bless the United States of America.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on February 28, 2013, 02:35:13 pm
You're awesome.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on February 28, 2013, 04:06:13 pm
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh210/The_Seraphym/Forum%20Images/FrankDrebin-YoureAwesome.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 02, 2013, 01:06:11 am
Earlier today, I found out that the cat's water bowl is empty. My first hint that something was amiss was when I found said cat in the bathroom, licking water off the shower floor.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 02, 2013, 07:56:01 am
I keep my cats' bowls full, yet some of them still drink from the toilet.  Gotta love kitties and their quirks...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 02, 2013, 08:06:42 pm
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on March 02, 2013, 08:40:34 pm
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
I need not to mention how much I love that quote.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on March 04, 2013, 03:28:25 pm
Meanwhile, for further entertainmentisation, a completely accurate trailer for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXzdDRnWFqs

Oh, and credit to 'Thewlis Rox' @ davidthewlis.net.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on March 04, 2013, 06:14:41 pm
Sometimes I wish I could speak bird so I could tell all the birds that the big block I live in is my nest, and it has AC, a heater, awesome food, beds, etc. Then all the lady birds will love me and I wont die a bird virgin without any eggs to care for.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on March 06, 2013, 11:56:58 am
I just realized that Zac Efron plays Simon in his flashback to his childhood in Firefly.

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLBCyM4lohAmVu_p0ezwmmFSWzPVnMst6ppJfCmqSND3Bvv-ck)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 06, 2013, 12:03:23 pm
Sometimes I wish I could speak bird so I could tell all the birds that the big block I live in is my nest, and it has AC, a heater, awesome food, beds, etc. Then all the lady birds will love me and I wont die a bird virgin without any eggs to care for.

Of all the wishes of I have heard of/thought of, this is far and beyond the most righteous.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on March 10, 2013, 12:43:51 am
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7111268096/h6D1BDC37/)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 10, 2013, 01:09:02 am
The last episode to air was called the "finale" for a reason.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Kristine on March 10, 2013, 02:55:26 pm
(http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2013/3/541389-10151531600680070-2138546654-n.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 11, 2013, 05:14:21 am
You know what's kinda hilarious?  I've done some unusual, crazy, or bold stuff when sober..  What I've done has actually made people actually ask me if I'm drunk or high while doing said things. Hah!  8)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Material Defender on March 11, 2013, 04:00:40 pm
I've been asked if I was high before when I missed something 'obvious' because I'm autistic.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on March 11, 2013, 06:09:53 pm
You know what's kinda hilarious?  I've done some unusual, crazy, or bold stuff when sober..  What I've done has actually made people actually ask me if I'm drunk or high while doing said things. Hah!  8)

I get that a lot as well.  I spent a good portion of my high school career trying to convince my stoner classmates that I wasn't stoned.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on March 13, 2013, 01:17:34 am
I love how the title "The Beast" goes so well with my new avatar.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on March 13, 2013, 07:05:43 am
I think one of the Rapture Ready regulars uses an av like that.  Anyway, it's what I thought of when I first saw it. 

Badgers:  Nowt tae be fucked wit.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: mellenORL on March 13, 2013, 01:02:41 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/zP0YhZS.jpg)

Eats badgers for breakfast! Well, could....if they successfully resurrect it with DNA and a surrogate mum. What would make a good surrogate mum for a Tasmanian tiger? A Tasmanian devil? Not big enough! A Hyena? Not a marsupial...Okay, breed a super duper giant-assed tassie devil, except that devil would eat the researchers!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on March 13, 2013, 02:17:13 pm
Quote
bluestiel:
I try to be accepting of ships I don’t ship but there are some ships that just

(http://media.tumblr.com/973547546137d4ae3bd4f69932973774/tumblr_inline_mjdp0e4hHo1qcq9ii.jpg)
A very accurate summary of me, and this is just a post I've stolen from Tumblr.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on March 13, 2013, 08:03:47 pm
Ooh, a 14-page locked topic in Flame & Burn sprung up while I was gone! I wonder what happened...

...Well, we lost Miles (kinda, there's still his Steam profile). [Exasperated sigh]
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on March 16, 2013, 07:13:54 pm
The season/series end to Young Justice... wow... dem feels. It's incredibly rare for a TV show or film to leave me so... rattled? It's hard to describe the feeling, but it's really powerful.

I am gonna be so disappointed if there is no season three, which seems to be the unfortunate case.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on March 18, 2013, 01:21:06 am
I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.

Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 18, 2013, 01:33:26 am
I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.

Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...

Make that +23, because I would smite you so hard for this post :p
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on March 19, 2013, 09:48:47 am
I AM THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Distind on March 19, 2013, 10:10:15 am
I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.

Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...

Make that +23, because I would smite you so hard for this post :p
Honestly anyone who was in the postives fell into the category I assumed meant "well liked" particularly given the smite wars over some users.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on March 19, 2013, 11:02:07 am
I kinda liked the fuck yeahs/nos, since if some member said something really horrible and they had tons of fuck nos, then I would know that they didn't represent this site as much. But since the system was getting jacked up it wasn't fair.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 19, 2013, 01:30:35 pm
I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.

Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...

Make that +23, because I would smite you so hard for this post :p
Honestly anyone who was in the postives fell into the category I assumed meant "well liked" particularly given the smite wars over some users.

I dunno. My exalts overweighed my smites but I know damn well I'm not 'well liked'.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 19, 2013, 02:15:18 pm
I just want my post count to go up but I can't think of anything meaningful type.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ThunderWulf on March 19, 2013, 03:08:39 pm
The season/series end to Young Justice... wow... dem feels. It's incredibly rare for a TV show or film to leave me so... rattled? It's hard to describe the feeling, but it's really powerful.

I am gonna be so disappointed if there is no season three, which seems to be the unfortunate case.

Yeah, I rarely watch TV, but that show had me hooked instantly.  I really hope that it doesn't get cancelled or makes a comeback.  Great show all around.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 21, 2013, 08:38:48 am
Most unexpected thing happened today. I finally got around to taking a look at Anita Sarkeesian's Tropes Versus Women in Video Games, just to see what all the fuss was about. I wasn't expecting much, since I didn't care much for her other videos, but this one? I actually quite liked it. She makes some very good points, backs them up with plenty of examples, knows what she's talking about when it comes to the games themselves, for the most part avoids any emotional rhetoric and steers well clear of Radfem or Grasping at Straws territory. It actually reminded me a lot of Extra Credits. If you haven't seen it already, I say give it a watch.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on March 25, 2013, 10:25:03 am
I've gotten so many emails from Big Willy lately. I must say, if I can enlarge my manhood by four inches, I'll nearly be on par with other men.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 25, 2013, 06:28:55 pm
I've gotten so many emails from Big Willy lately. I must say, if I can enlarge my manhood by four inches, I'll nearly be on par with other men.

I keep getting emails called Anne Hathaway Weight Loss. I thought she was adamant about not telling people how she lost weight for Les Mis.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on March 27, 2013, 06:45:25 pm
Why I will never get into Homestuck:

(click to show/hide)

And yes, while that didn't stop me from getting into Ruby Quest, at least it's concluded and there are no more new entries (and I had a lot of time on my hands the time I've read through it).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on April 02, 2013, 12:53:35 am
I kinda liked the fuck yeahs/nos, since if some member said something really horrible and they had tons of fuck nos, then I would know that they didn't represent this site as much. But since the system was getting jacked up it wasn't fair.

From what I've seen on other sites, a positive reputation doesn't necessarily mean that you're especially good, but rather that you just say whatever people agree with or want to hear.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Thejebusfire on April 06, 2013, 03:03:00 am
I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.

Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...

I never even bothered to look at mine.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on April 06, 2013, 11:00:42 am
I kinda liked the fuck yeahs/nos, since if some member said something really horrible and they had tons of fuck nos, then I would know that they didn't represent this site as much. But since the system was getting jacked up it wasn't fair.

From what I've seen on other sites, a positive reputation doesn't necessarily mean that you're especially good, but rather that you just say whatever people agree with or want to hear.

Also that you're not on the fringes of the forum. There were always more potential Fuck Yeahs on the picture threads than, say, on this one - not that Thread Killer is dead, but c'mon, it's not even at 100 pages yet.

Pretty sure I ended at +16/-3, and that third minus was apparently, if one poster is to be believed, given to balance out the third plus, so I got much, much better at pandering to a larger audience as time went on.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 06, 2013, 05:37:25 pm
Me, I just want to be loved. *Puppy dog eyes*  Or even: *Kitten cat eyes*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Auggziliary on April 07, 2013, 04:21:46 pm
No one has posted in here all day? DONt DIE ON ME THReAD KILLER!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on April 13, 2013, 05:31:18 am
Holy shit! They're onto us. Run!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on April 27, 2013, 12:03:38 pm
A phoebe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoebe_%28bird%29) has built a nest on top of my mom's wind chime. The birds used to be terrified of it because of the noise, but apparently they've gotten used to it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on April 27, 2013, 01:25:01 pm
Meanwhile we have a family of barn swallows nesting under the western eaves of our house.  They've been nesting there almost every year since... the late 90s, I want to say...?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 28, 2013, 11:42:04 pm
My grandmother had a family of robins nesting in her yard a few years back.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on April 30, 2013, 12:58:16 am
Aw, we had a nest a baby red cardinals in a tree near our front door back in 2009.

Anyway, on another subject:

You know that couple in Yaezakura's avatar and signature? Yesterday I figured out the "guy" isn't even male, rather it's another character named Zoey (or "Nozomi"), who is of course female.

I shall now recognize her as "The AppealShipper."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 05, 2013, 02:56:27 am
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 05, 2013, 03:31:42 pm
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).

That's pretty nifty. I had a diamond sword on the second quest and still got clobbered.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on May 05, 2013, 05:50:08 pm
When was this "I got nuthin" meme been around?

Because I already had enough of it, let alone I've never liked it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 05, 2013, 06:20:11 pm
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).
I was super excited when the lollipops/day were growing quadratically. But then they slowed down. And then they stopped. I mean, I understand why. But still.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 05, 2013, 10:23:47 pm
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).

That's pretty nifty. I had a diamond sword on the second quest and still got clobbered.

It helps to eat a stupid amount of candy. That raises your HP. Admittedly, you need to eat a lot of the stuff (around 10000 for 90hp), but its something.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on May 05, 2013, 11:02:10 pm
How long was this "I got nuthin" meme been around?

Because I already had enough of it, let alone I've never liked it.

Ugh, I hate it when there is a typo in a post I've made and people already have posted after me, therefore the corrected post will be overlooked.

Anyway, I really hate this "I got nuthin" meme. A lot.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 05, 2013, 11:04:40 pm
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).

That's pretty nifty. I had a diamond sword on the second quest and still got clobbered.

It helps to eat a stupid amount of candy. That raises your HP. Admittedly, you need to eat a lot of the stuff (around 10000 for 90hp), but its something.

I was wondering about that. I ate some and it seemed to have no effect, but I'll just eat some more. You really need more health due to the potions limit.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 06, 2013, 02:52:14 pm
Oh, hey, that helps. I was wondering what I could possibly accomplish with all those candies since not even all the potions in the world were enough to get past the goddamn castle keep.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 11, 2013, 03:55:48 pm
The boss there is a real doozy. My health's around 600 and I've got a sword that summons a candy monster, and he still destroyed me. I figured invulnerability potions would last at least a little longer.

Also, I just accidentally left Minecraft running in the background and nearly jumped at the sudden banging noises from seemingly nowhere.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 11, 2013, 08:33:01 pm
Invulnerability potions suck. The cooldown is far too long for the effect time, so it wears off and then you can't heal.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 11, 2013, 08:51:21 pm
I know, she ought to edit the effect time to make them at least somewhat useful. At least I only lost a tiny bit of candy in testing one.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on May 11, 2013, 08:55:23 pm
Invulnerability potions suck. The cooldown is far too long for the effect time, so it wears off and then you can't heal.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 11, 2013, 10:34:08 pm
I beat it two days ago, actually, using roughly the same method.
(click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on May 12, 2013, 10:27:58 am
What's the answer to the frog's final question?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 12, 2013, 10:29:24 am
What's the answer to the frog's final question?
Just ignore the second part completely and answer as literally as you can.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on May 12, 2013, 10:32:50 am
Got it, thanks.

Wait, that's it?! Potions?!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 12, 2013, 10:36:03 am
Got it, thanks.

Wait, that's it?! Potions?!
If I recall correctly, the question is something like "type the answer to this question to win". Just be as literal as you can with that line.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 12, 2013, 11:28:53 am
I thought it was something like "What is the only thing not contained within this universe?"

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 12, 2013, 11:31:11 am
I thought it was something like "What is the only thing not contained within this universe?"

(click to show/hide)
I thought it was.
(click to show/hide)
It's what I used, and according to the game, was aparretly correct.

...Could I have been lied to?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 12, 2013, 11:32:31 am
She was probably smart enough to accept multiple answers, thank fudge.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on May 14, 2013, 05:47:43 pm
I found the secret cow level using the G.M.O.O.H potion. Thanks to the horn I got there, my lollipop production has been tripled!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 14, 2013, 08:50:45 pm
'Tis nice. Personally, I only wish I'd found it before I'd used the well.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on May 14, 2013, 08:58:53 pm
'Tis nice. Personally, I only wish I'd found it before I'd used the well.

Eh, just keep playing, you'll soon see how trivial all that would be...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 15, 2013, 02:28:39 am
Well, I'm now trying to kill the dev, but fuck me is that hard. Is the whole "press a certain key to win" clue just a red herring, or am I just not mashing the keyboard hard enough?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on May 15, 2013, 04:41:56 am
Well, I'm now trying to kill the dev, but fuck me is that hard. Is the whole "press a certain key to win" clue just a red herring, or am I just not mashing the keyboard hard enough?

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 15, 2013, 08:23:50 am
For the longest I've put off getting Four Swords Adventures because I thought it was a multi-player only Zelda game.  I was given it as a gift and I've found that even for a loner antisocial like me it's a fun game.  I'm having Link to the Past nostalgia out the wazoo.

So... yay me?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 15, 2013, 08:24:56 am
That game is single player? Huh, I should probably give it a go, then.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 15, 2013, 08:48:46 am
It can be, yeah.  The only difference is you control all the links as far as what formation they get into, and you have to use more strategy when it comes to using items because all the Links use the same secondary item at the same time instead of getting their own individual one in multiplayer.    Sorta makes you have to think more, hehe.

Turns out, I was getting Four Swords Adventures confused with Four Swords which is an add-on to the GBA Link To The Past port.   There's also supposed to a Four Swords for the DS, but I'm not sure if it's multi-only or if it takes consideration of those of us with no friends.  Mope.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 15, 2013, 08:55:40 am
Whelp, if anyone needs me, I'll be browsing EMUparadise.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on May 18, 2013, 09:09:01 pm
Tremble at the sight of my double-digit Steam level, and my almighty Game Showcase! http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mario6000/ (http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mario6000/)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on May 22, 2013, 11:31:47 pm
My landlady's cat has a girlfriend kitty, a stray who likes to hang around our house. They really do act like a couple, constantly licking each other and cuddling. I got home tonight and he was banging girlfriend kitty in the driveway. So nice to come home to such a thing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 24, 2013, 12:12:41 pm
I wonder if the Japanese have their own equivalent of Weeaboos. A similar group of man-children who have a hard-on for what they envision western culture to be based on super hero comics and Saturday morning cartoons.

Just a random thought that occurred to me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: wrightway on May 24, 2013, 12:45:03 pm
I thought that's what harajuku was?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on May 24, 2013, 02:11:00 pm
I wonder if the Japanese have their own equivalent of Weeaboos. A similar group of man-children who have a hard-on for what they envision western culture to be based on super hero comics and Saturday morning cartoons.

Just a random thought that occurred to me.

(http://i.imgur.com/VRNd1.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on May 24, 2013, 02:57:18 pm
Wanna do that with a non-hot linked version you thief?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on May 27, 2013, 04:23:01 pm
ROCK. ROBOT ROCK.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 27, 2013, 04:33:49 pm
ROCK. ROBOT ROCK.
I disagree.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on May 28, 2013, 05:50:15 pm
Why?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 28, 2013, 10:45:08 pm
Assymetric punctuation pattern.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 29, 2013, 01:00:16 am
HAY GUIESE I JAST JOIND UR FORUMZ CAN I BE A MOD LOLOLOL!?1111oneoneone!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on May 29, 2013, 06:56:40 pm
HAY GUIESE I JAST JOIND UR FORUMZ CAN I BE A MOD LOLOLOL!?1111oneoneone!

Wait did someone actually say that and I missed it?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 29, 2013, 11:04:38 pm
Nah... I was just bored and wanted to type stoopid n00bish.  Sorry, Booker. :-/
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on May 30, 2013, 01:30:48 am
S'alright. It made me laugh when I needed one at least. <3
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 30, 2013, 02:12:20 am
*hugs*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on May 30, 2013, 11:53:10 am
HAY GUIESE I JAST JOIND UR FORUMZ CAN I BE A MOD LOLOLOL!?1111oneoneone!

mod hat on

NO.

/mod hat off
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 30, 2013, 09:22:49 pm
Stfu!  yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on May 30, 2013, 09:51:20 pm
Stfu!  yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!

How do you know he's not a mod? A secret, ninja, mod...

He seems to have a mod hat...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on May 30, 2013, 09:56:07 pm
Stfu!  yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!

How do you know he's not a mod? A secret, ninja, mod...

He seems to have a mod hat...

[Mod heels on]

Double posting is not allowed, you keep this up little lady and you're banned. You better knock these shenanigans off. No more funny business, you got it!!!

[/mod heels off]
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 30, 2013, 10:21:05 pm
Stfu!  yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!

How do you know he's not a mod? A secret, ninja, mod...

He seems to have a mod hat...

[Mod heels on]

Double posting is not allowed, you keep this up little lady and you're banned. You better knock these shenanigans off. No more funny business, you got it!!!

[/mod heels off]

[Mod Dick Whipped Out]

It's bigger than everyone else's. See? Just making sure you all haven't forgotten.

[Mod Pants Zipped Up. Like a Mod.]
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on May 31, 2013, 12:33:48 pm
so, wait, you have a mod dick and a regular dick to whip out... how many dicks do you have?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 31, 2013, 12:39:51 pm
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on May 31, 2013, 12:43:23 pm
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.

I know a trans-asterisk-man who takes that approach to his prosthetics....
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 31, 2013, 01:03:08 pm
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.

I know a trans-asterisk-man who takes that approach to his prosthetics....

I suppose that makes sense. If you can have a modular doodle, then there's no reason not to take full advantage.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on May 31, 2013, 02:19:09 pm
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.

I know a trans-asterisk-man who takes that approach to his prosthetics....

Why do you think they use the asterisk? The shape is important.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on May 31, 2013, 04:43:39 pm
Stfu!  yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!

mod iron man suit on

(fires missiles at Art)

(repulsor-fires a piano at chitoryu12)

(advises SpaceProg to calm down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9iAd1XP1vY))

/mod iron man suit off
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on May 31, 2013, 09:33:40 pm
Well this is good.  I was afraid last night when I went to bed that Art had killed the thread single-phallusly with his dick.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on May 31, 2013, 09:38:48 pm
Well this is good.  I was afraid last night when I went to bed that Art had killed the thread single-phallusly with his dick.

Naw, we've become desensitized to him whipping it out.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on May 31, 2013, 09:58:34 pm
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.

It was about time I added something new to my signature.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 31, 2013, 10:59:44 pm
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.

It was about time I added something new to my signature.

And now I have taken over your sig. Yes, it's all coming together...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on May 31, 2013, 11:23:04 pm
You're just that quotable, Art.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on June 01, 2013, 12:10:23 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPvBK3sbd4Y

Fahrenheit, Michael Fassbender, Geiger. Oh, and Einstein if we don't allow Fassy.

Hitler doesn't count cause he's a goddamn Austrian~
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on June 02, 2013, 03:20:09 pm
(repulsor-fires a piano at chitoryu12)

Hmm. He hasn't been back on the thread since.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: wrightway on June 12, 2013, 02:52:33 pm
I now want to read a comic about modern day wizards who look like my avatar.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on June 12, 2013, 04:06:29 pm
Well, you can't. You'll be reading Kelly Sue DeConnick's Captain Marvel, which we have randomly assigned, and reading anything else will result in an NSA report landing on our desk, at which point we will carpet-bomb your neighbourhood using unmanned drones.

It's harsh but unfair.

On a not-really-lighter note, it's Simpsons quote time:

"It was a Time magazine. Does that matter?"
"This could be bad."
"What?"
"Syrian hardliners are gaining influence."


Indeed.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on June 12, 2013, 07:36:49 pm
BIG DICK MYSTIC KNOWN TO HYPNOTIZE!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 12, 2013, 10:14:26 pm
*Sings* 99 red balloons go byyyyyy....
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 12, 2013, 10:39:19 pm
Well here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed.
Except I wasn't laughing.
Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on June 15, 2013, 02:52:22 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r3BOZ6QQtU
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on June 17, 2013, 06:53:12 pm
Behold: a hole in the ground.

(http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/images/PIA17262-br2.gif) (http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/images/?ImageID=5364)

More specifically, a hole in the ground being dug with lasers by a robot in another planet.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 17, 2013, 07:05:46 pm
Yep, that's ground all right.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: wrightway on June 18, 2013, 01:11:40 pm
I have decided to read the entire SJW thread.

....I need pepto.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on June 18, 2013, 01:39:06 pm
I have decided to read the entire SJW thread.

....I need pepto.

....there's 301 pages.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: wrightway on June 18, 2013, 01:57:05 pm
That's why I'm reading it bits at a time. And bookmarking my place.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on June 18, 2013, 01:59:39 pm
I used to do that every once in a while in the original Thread Killer.



Why? Because.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on June 18, 2013, 05:29:47 pm
I used to do that with the IRC Quotes thread on the old board. The good ol' days.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 24, 2013, 12:32:14 pm
Whelp, I just found porn of being told I have a small penis. Really, it's a bunch of porn stars staring into the camera and making small dick jokes.

I know there's porn of everything and all, but even now I find things that surprise me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on June 24, 2013, 12:54:49 pm
That's a new one.

Not small penis humiliation, per se, but the format.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: wrightway on June 24, 2013, 12:57:20 pm
Some people get off on humiliation.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on June 26, 2013, 12:49:24 am
Hahaha, it looks like the Flame and Burn section is going to be a thing of the past, much like the NSFW section.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on June 26, 2013, 12:53:11 am
Hahaha, it looks like the Flame and Burn section is going to be a thing of the past, much like the NSFW section.

Which will only result in all of the content that would normally be restricted to Flame & Burn (like insulting other members) spilling over into other forums.

Wouldn't be the first time it's happened.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 26, 2013, 09:13:19 am
If anyone wants a laugh, go look at Keiro's profile right now. The most stupidly hilarious thing has happened to it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 26, 2013, 09:36:57 am
Hahaha, it looks like the Flame and Burn section is going to be a thing of the past, much like the NSFW section.

The Flame & Burn section is not eliminated. It's still there. Its uses are just a lot more specific now.

We probably won't nuke the section anytime in the near future.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on June 26, 2013, 09:44:35 am
One of the greatest little pleasures in life is a good vanilla milkshake.

There's just something soothing about it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on June 26, 2013, 06:51:30 pm
If anyone wants a laugh, go look at Keiro's profile right now. The most stupidly hilarious thing has happened to it.

Which is?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on June 26, 2013, 06:53:26 pm
If anyone wants a laugh, go look at Keiro's profile right now. The most stupidly hilarious thing has happened to it.

Which is?

His sig and avatar have been replaced with gigantic "NO HOTLINKING" pictures.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on June 26, 2013, 06:57:58 pm
BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 28, 2013, 01:57:38 pm
If anyone wants a laugh, go look at Keiro's profile right now. The most stupidly hilarious thing has happened to it.

Which is?

For your convenience. (http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?action=profile;u=1)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on June 28, 2013, 02:22:43 pm
Oh that...yeah saw that a long time ago.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on June 29, 2013, 02:54:28 am
I have a cat named "Dammit".   Also, I have a little black cat named "Little Black Cat".   
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on June 29, 2013, 02:56:33 am
I have a cat named "Dammit".   Also, I have a little black cat named "Little Black Cat".

I once knew a guy who named his cat "Gaybutt".
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on June 29, 2013, 10:45:38 pm
My pet peeves with regards to shmup reviews:

1. Mentioning Ikaruga (unless the game being reviewed is Ikaruga, naturally, or if it plays very similarly)
2. Saying that infinite continues makes the game too easy. Just show some restraint, and try to 1cc the damn thing!
3. Complaining about length. See 2.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on June 29, 2013, 11:39:38 pm
When playing those games, I always tend to give up after losing every live. Not only that, you're screwed when you die once.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: wrightway on June 30, 2013, 01:17:33 am
Yeah, but people do stupid things with unlimited lives. My guild on WoW had a meet once a month in stone talon mountains. The higher levels used to play a game of luck with their flying mounts. Get high enough to where you can't see the water, dismount, see if you hit water or have suicide bombed. The guild mistress hated that game, because then they'd use guild funds to repair armor they broke being stupid.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Saturn500 on July 06, 2013, 06:44:36 pm
Well, I've certainly been gone for-fricking-ever. Why was I gone? No reason.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on July 06, 2013, 07:39:28 pm
Don't worry...I saw the retweets.

Ironbite-you weren't gone long.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on July 07, 2013, 12:23:00 pm
If your boyfriend and your dad swapped bodies and the only way to get them to switch back was to have sex with one of them which one would you choose?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 07, 2013, 03:10:55 pm
My dad's straight, whereas my hypothetical boyfriend would be an androphile of some sort, so it would be less overall mind-scarring for me to have sex with my boyfriend's mind in my dad's body. Still pretty scarring either way, though.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: wrightway on July 07, 2013, 04:30:11 pm
I am in lust with gay, blonde Ewan McGregor. I feel dirty.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 14, 2013, 08:36:46 am
Happy Bastille Day.

Also, honk if you like boobs Pixar (http://jonnegroni.com/2013/07/11/the-pixar-theory/).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 14, 2013, 08:57:59 am
Just because I can, I present to you the Spicy Hot Challenge. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wInOowF_lEY
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 14, 2013, 03:42:50 pm
Well, that sure sounds like fun, but I'll pass.

In unrelated news, I recently broke my personal record of amount of times I stepped on dog shit in 24 hours, with five.

Normally I'd complain about assholes thinking it's acceptable to leave their dog's shit in the fucking street, but this time it was my own dog in my back yard.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 14, 2013, 03:47:19 pm
Just because I can, I present to you the Spicy Hot Challenge. Enjoy!

I was disappointed when he didn't put the hot sauce on his balls. Not sure what that says about me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 14, 2013, 04:53:42 pm
OK, just honk if you like boobs.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on July 14, 2013, 05:10:34 pm
OK, just honk if you like boobs.

*tapes the horn button down and walks away*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 14, 2013, 05:14:44 pm
*sings* A wave o' babies...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 15, 2013, 03:20:56 am
Just because I can, I present to you the Spicy Hot Challenge. Enjoy!

I was disappointed when he didn't put the hot sauce on his balls. Not sure what that says about me.

It would be a lot less painful than icy hot.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 15, 2013, 03:40:34 am
Did I say balls? I meant glans. Along with Icy Hot.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: davedan on July 15, 2013, 04:12:07 am
sometimes when feeling kinky I use tabasco instead of lube- the wife loves it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 15, 2013, 04:21:36 am
I prefer a blend of lemon juice, chipotle and aromatic bay leaves. Just coat you junk in that, you wife will love it.

Make sure to put a bit of cilantro on top first, though. Presentation is important.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: davedan on July 15, 2013, 07:06:47 am
Why do I have visions of you being romantically involved with a mexican gourmand version of Hannibal Lecter.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 15, 2013, 07:48:09 am
*Sings* Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both down...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 15, 2013, 08:11:46 am
Jañibalo Lecterá
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 15, 2013, 08:57:19 am
^^aieee... Firefox Translate extension has failed me....
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on July 15, 2013, 04:29:35 pm
Ich bin ein berliner.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 15, 2013, 04:38:28 pm
That much I could understand without translating.  I thought you were Czech.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on July 15, 2013, 04:44:01 pm
Nope, jelly donut all the way. :P

Technically I'm mostly Ukrainian. But hey.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 15, 2013, 05:02:01 pm
Ah right.  Ukrainian.  My bad.  I remembered wrong.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on July 15, 2013, 05:40:23 pm
This is a legit OkCupid profile that contacted someone I know.

Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 15, 2013, 05:48:40 pm
*Looks at pic*  Well... uh....   yay?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: wrightway on July 15, 2013, 06:01:14 pm
She probably wouldn't look that bad if her eyes didn't look like portals to summon an old one.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on July 15, 2013, 06:05:22 pm
Nope, jelly donut all the way. :P

Technically I'm mostly Ukrainian. But hey.

I had a German professor from Cologne who said that the way JFK was using "Berliner" (as a non-citizen) made it gramatically correct in the German language because he wasn't literally using it as an adjective but a metaphor for unity. I never really cared, nor do I know,I just wanted to boost my post count in thread killer.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on July 15, 2013, 06:15:16 pm
Nope, jelly donut all the way. :P

Technically I'm mostly Ukrainian. But hey.

I had a German professor from Cologne who said that the way JFK was using "Berliner" (as a non-citizen) made it gramatically correct in the German language because he wasn't literally using it as an adjective but a metaphor for unity. I never really cared, nor do I know,I just wanted to boost my post count in thread killer.

As Snopes put it, it's no more incorrect than someone from New York saying that they're a "New Yorker". It's most comparable to statements like "We are all Americans today" after 9/11. Using "ein" allowed him to speak in a figurative sense, as simply saying "Ich bin Berliner" would have been saying "I am from Berlin."

Either way, the doughnut isn't even called a "Berliner" in the whole country.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on July 15, 2013, 07:45:33 pm
Nah, it isn't entirely incorrect. As for the 'it isn't even called so-and-so in the whole country' I would hope so. It's like pop and soda in the US.

My most disappointment came from the fact not everyone eats pretzels for breakfast in Germany. It's only in some parts. Lucky for me I was staying with someone who came from that part. :D
Ah right.  Ukrainian.  My bad.  I remembered wrong.

S'not a big deal to me anymore. Maybe if I could learn more that'd be another thing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on July 15, 2013, 07:48:19 pm
Quote
Nah, it isn't entirely incorrect.

Well, it is. It's equivalent to a person trying to express solidarity after 9/11 by saying "I am a New Yorker" and people making fun of him for supposedly calling himself a magazine.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on July 15, 2013, 07:57:48 pm
I didn't say anything about that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on July 15, 2013, 08:35:48 pm
I didn't say anything about that.

You said it "isn't entirely incorrect." I thought you meant that the accusation that JFK was calling himself a jelly doughnut wasn't entirely incorrect.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on July 16, 2013, 01:26:17 am
...Nein? I dunno how you got that. I was saying it wasn't entirely incorrect when it came to the grammar of the sentence 'ich bin ein berliner'. You wouldn't get marked wrong if you wrote it down during beginner lessons of German. I am after all the one who even confirmed the jelly donut part.

I often amuse myself with adding certain articles to sentences. While I would introduce myself in Germany as 'Ich bin Amerikaner' my brain often defaults to 'ich bin ein Amerikaner.'

Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 16, 2013, 06:14:14 am
One time I ran the sentence "I am a little German boy all stuffed full of chocolate" through a crappy text-to-speech program with German pronunciations, and it came out like, "Ee am a leettle Yerman boy all schtuff-ed full of shock-laaaddd."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 19, 2013, 05:50:06 am
(http://i42.tinypic.com/29uvsdj.jpg)

Ian, I'm on to you.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 26, 2013, 02:21:20 am
Did I kill threadkiller?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Mira on July 26, 2013, 02:28:41 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ZfziHdb.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: davedan on July 26, 2013, 02:29:13 am
(http://i42.tinypic.com/29uvsdj.jpg)

Ian, I'm on to you.

What is he a fan of?

Three posts in a row over a period of days. You didn't kill it but badly wounded it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 26, 2013, 02:46:41 am
My blog. Means he's been reblogging/liking a ton of my posts.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on July 26, 2013, 03:00:25 am
/me raises threadkiller from the dead

/me sics zombie-threadkiller on the unsuspecting masses
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: davedan on July 26, 2013, 03:32:51 am
Zombies. Zombies are dead but animated right? So well would they turn on a necrophiliac?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on July 26, 2013, 03:38:14 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ZfziHdb.png)

What a lovely image of nothing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 26, 2013, 05:54:53 am
If you zoom in closely enough, you can see the image.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on July 26, 2013, 06:32:17 am
If you zoom in closely enough, you can see the image.

I went all the way to 500% (as far as my browser can go) and there's nothing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on July 26, 2013, 06:52:34 am

If you zoom in closely enough, you can see the image.

I went all the way to 500% (as far as my browser can go) and there's nothing.

If you save the image and open it in paint, it's a 1x1 pixel grey square. Clearly a work of art that will continue to be discussed in minimalist circles for the several decades.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 26, 2013, 07:13:00 am

If you zoom in closely enough, you can see the image.

I went all the way to 500% (as far as my browser can go) and there's nothing.

If you save the image and open it in paint, it's a 1x1 pixel grey square. Clearly a work of art that will continue to be discussed in minimalist circles for the several decades.

It's a poignant piece. I'm not ashamed to admit that I openly wept when I saw it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on July 26, 2013, 09:34:12 am
I haven't seen anything this beautiful since the Sistine Chapel.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on July 26, 2013, 12:40:40 pm
My blog. Means he's been reblogging/liking a ton of my posts.

The fact that he's even near your blog is amusing in and of itself.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 26, 2013, 12:54:33 pm
The other day someone was discussing the story of a guy that emailed his entry to a contemporary art contest, but forgot to attach the file. He cursed his stupidity for weeks after he realised his mistake, so he was very surprised when they told him he won the $100,000 prize.

The story is actually apocryphal, the  one who brought it up was quoting an Onion-style fake news website without realising it, but that hardly seems to matter.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Mira on July 28, 2013, 01:52:01 am
fartstomp dickclown
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 28, 2013, 07:01:31 am
Stop using naughty language
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 28, 2013, 11:53:17 am
Stop using naughty language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NM0rYa81P8
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 28, 2013, 12:13:44 pm
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 28, 2013, 12:23:13 pm
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.
Didn't we already go over that a few pages back?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on July 28, 2013, 12:23:43 pm
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.

I hate that song more than anything in this world.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on July 28, 2013, 12:25:02 pm
God dammit, now I'm singing it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 28, 2013, 12:29:04 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meh.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 28, 2013, 01:55:37 pm
I didn't even know that was a song.

I am immune to your memetic attacks!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on July 28, 2013, 06:24:27 pm
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.

Every motherfuckin' time.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 28, 2013, 06:26:22 pm
I always hear it as "Wrapped up like a douche, a motherfucker and a knight."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on July 28, 2013, 07:45:00 pm
I am just a worthless lawyer.
I am just an imbecile. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on July 28, 2013, 11:17:48 pm
Aww, my little Shy wants lovings.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on July 29, 2013, 12:40:40 am
I did a double take cause I thought you meant my brother shy(kid).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Mira on July 29, 2013, 12:41:38 am
The sensation that is taking the Internet by storm. (http://ramblinbee.com/)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on July 29, 2013, 12:50:04 am
Justin Bieber proves once again he's an asswipe. (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-attends-selena-gomezs-birthday-party-brings-203000827-us-weekly.html)

A single rose. Big spender.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on July 29, 2013, 01:16:37 am
Justin Bieber proves once again he's an asswipe. (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-attends-selena-gomezs-birthday-party-brings-203000827-us-weekly.html)

A single rose. Big spender.

Speaking of Bieber, he was recently caught by paparazzi responding to fans gathered below his hotel balcony by spitting on them (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-photographed-spitting-hotel-balcony-fans-gathered-article-1.1410167).

Less than 2 weeks ago, a DJ in Ohio charged Bieber with spitting on him in a night club. Combine that with his assault charge for spitting on a guy who got mad at him for speeding around the neighborhood at 100 miles per hour, and I think he needs mouth wipes more than ass wipes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 29, 2013, 02:04:09 am
Maybe he just has problems with excessive salivation.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: wrightway on July 29, 2013, 07:07:17 pm
My dog just ate a watermelon chunk, rind and all. I'm a mixture of impressed and horrified.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 29, 2013, 08:22:18 pm
Morte just ate a watermelon chunk, rind and all. I'm a mixture of impressed and horrified.
Badass dog is badass.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: wrightway on July 29, 2013, 08:49:30 pm
Hardly. More like lucky she didn't get sick. Rottweilers can snap human bones, a rind is nothing. I'm just impressed her stomach was big enough to hold it all. And feeling stupid because I left her alone with it long enough for that to happen.

That said; she's a baby, not a badass. No need to perpetuate breed stereotypes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 29, 2013, 08:56:39 pm
Justin Bieber proves once again he's an asswipe. (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-attends-selena-gomezs-birthday-party-brings-203000827-us-weekly.html)

A single rose. Big spender.

Speaking of Bieber, he was recently caught by paparazzi responding to fans gathered below his hotel balcony by spitting on them (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-photographed-spitting-hotel-balcony-fans-gathered-article-1.1410167).

I hate to defend Bieber, but based on all witness accounts it appears that the fans were out on the road and no where near being under the balcony. While Bieber is an idiot and a spoiled brat, I really doubt he'd go so far as spitting on a large group of his fans, especially when there was media present. This is pretty much just TMZ exaggerating in order to get a story.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on July 29, 2013, 10:21:04 pm
Justin Bieber proves once again he's an asswipe. (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-attends-selena-gomezs-birthday-party-brings-203000827-us-weekly.html)

A single rose. Big spender.

Speaking of Bieber, he was recently caught by paparazzi responding to fans gathered below his hotel balcony by spitting on them (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-photographed-spitting-hotel-balcony-fans-gathered-article-1.1410167).

I hate to defend Bieber, but based on all witness accounts it appears that the fans were out on the road and no where near being under the balcony. While Bieber is an idiot and a spoiled brat, I really doubt he'd go so far as spitting on a large group of his fans, especially when there was media present. This is pretty much just TMZ exaggerating in order to get a story.

The article includes not only pictures of Bieber doing the spitting, but a photo Bieber himself took showing the edge of the crowd close enough that even a child could hock a loogie at them.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 29, 2013, 10:56:01 pm
I've seen the fan picture. They're gathered on the road, not on hotel property under the balcony.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 12:54:21 am
Hardly. More like lucky she didn't get sick. Rottweilers can snap human bones, a rind is nothing. I'm just impressed her stomach was big enough to hold it all. And feeling stupid because I left her alone with it long enough for that to happen.

That said; she's a baby, not a badass. No need to perpetuate breed stereotypes.
Wasn't trying to. I was joking about how cool that is for the fact her stomach could hold it all.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 31, 2013, 05:20:38 pm
Look guys, the case of Bieber v. Humanity was ruled on a long time ago, and a verdict of Douchebag was reached unanimously. The specifics of the case no longer matter unless drastic contradicting evidence allows the trial to re-open.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 01, 2013, 12:39:36 am
Ever seen a dog sit on an electric fence? I tell you, it's quite a sight.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on August 01, 2013, 12:44:15 am
Ever seen a dog sit on an electric fence? I tell you, it's quite a sight.

Not if you're standing too close.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 11, 2013, 11:42:19 am
Today at approx. 5 AM, I turned 35.

Where is my Matlock?  *Waves cane*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on August 11, 2013, 11:51:08 am
Today at approx. 5 AM, I turned 35.

Where is my Matlock?  *Waves cane*

OMGz uR 0LD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 11, 2013, 12:11:30 pm
I'm the Venerable One. 

Hell, I was 20 only last week, it feels like.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Canadian Mojo on August 11, 2013, 09:49:14 pm
Would you damn kids get off my thread.

Yes, my thread. This crusty old fucker is claiming it and it's going to take something along the lines of a viking to out-rank me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on August 11, 2013, 10:03:11 pm
At least I'm old enough to buy beer.

I usually don't, but still...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 11, 2013, 10:08:04 pm
I've been drinking alcohol since I was in the single digits in age, so... meh.  21 meant nothing to me except I could be public with it. :p
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 11, 2013, 11:02:10 pm
I never cease to find it extremely weird that 18-year-old Americans are old enough to vote and join the army, but not buy beer.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 11:07:07 pm
I never cease to find it extremely weird that 18-year-old Americans are old enough to vote and join the army, but not buy beer.
Agreed. It's a whole big thing that involved the nation holding states ransom for it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on August 11, 2013, 11:09:51 pm
I never cease to find it extremely weird that 18-year-old Americans are old enough to vote and join the army, but not buy beer.
Agreed. It's a whole big thing that involved the nation holding states ransom for it.

Pretty much. They slipped the law into a different bill, denying highway maintenance funding to any states that didn't raise their drinking age.

It's done absolutely nothing to prevent problems from drunk youths. If anything, all it's done is increase the number of arrests for underage drinking.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on August 11, 2013, 11:11:23 pm
I think that, from now on, if a Christian gets uppity and asks if I know Stalin was an atheist (or something relating to that train of thought), that I'm going to say he had the right idea for dealing with Christianity, just to see what kind of reaction that gets. Saying that I'd (re)convert to Catholicism to honor Hitler also seems like a fun way to push buttons.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 11, 2013, 11:26:02 pm
I drank a respectable amount as a teenager. Then when I turned 18, I slowed down and eventually stopped entirely.

Fuck the police.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 11, 2013, 11:35:03 pm
I never cease to find it extremely weird that 18-year-old Americans are old enough to vote and join the army, but not buy beer.
Agreed. It's a whole big thing that involved the nation holding states ransom for it.

Pretty much. They slipped the law into a different bill, denying highway maintenance funding to any states that didn't raise their drinking age.

It's done absolutely nothing to prevent problems from drunk youths. If anything, all it's done is increase the number of arrests for underage drinking.

Fun times.

Although, ironically enough, I just realised that here you can also vote before you can legally buy alcohol. Not because we raised the drinking age, but because we lowered the voting age to 16.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on August 11, 2013, 11:38:04 pm
Letting 16-year-olds vote sounds like a horrible idea.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 11:45:11 pm
Letting 16-year-olds vote sounds like a horrible idea.
Only if you're a fundie.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Valerius on August 11, 2013, 11:45:57 pm
Letting 16-year-olds vote sounds like a horrible idea.

To be honest, I don't really see how it's any worse than completely uninformed dumbasses who know nothing about candidates/parties voting. It'll be the same with 16-year-olds as with adults: you'll have the teenagers who are informed and are into politics voting responsibly, you'll have teenagers who just don't care, and you'll have the uninformed dumbasses.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Her3tiK on August 11, 2013, 11:50:14 pm
We need to work on artificial intelligence so we can put machines in charge. Humans cannot be trusted to govern each other.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 11:52:02 pm
We need to work on artificial intelligence so we can put machines in charge. Humans cannot be trusted to govern each other.
Agreed.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Valerius on August 11, 2013, 11:56:16 pm
Or we can just revise the system to weed out the dumbasses, like with tests and qualifications and whatnot. I'd kinda like to see that tried.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 12, 2013, 12:44:02 am
Not Skynet! Oh noes!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on August 12, 2013, 02:29:33 am
Or we can just revise the system to weed out the dumbasses, like with tests and qualifications and whatnot. I'd kinda like to see that tried.

The moment we require tests for voting or to hold office is the moment that right-wing assholes try to manipulate them to keep liberals from passing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Valerius on August 12, 2013, 02:36:33 am
Or we can just revise the system to weed out the dumbasses, like with tests and qualifications and whatnot. I'd kinda like to see that tried.

The moment we require tests for voting or to hold office is the moment that right-wing assholes try to manipulate them to keep liberals from passing.

Yeah, that's the biggest problem with that idea. Don't know how it could be solved just yet. It would still be interesting to see what would happen if it were tried on a small scale somewhere. Sadly, I don't see anything like that happening for anywhere in the near future though.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on August 12, 2013, 03:02:41 am
We tried the tests for voting thing, remember? It didn't go very well.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Valerius on August 12, 2013, 03:06:14 am
Now I feel stupid because I actually don't remember. Fill me in?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 12, 2013, 03:39:00 am
Are you talking about back in ye ancient Jim Crow days, Shane?  Other than that, it's news to me too.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on August 12, 2013, 06:42:39 am
I was flippantly referring to that, yes.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on August 12, 2013, 05:47:16 pm
I think I may be stalking someone of the forums....by accident.

Ironbite-not sure how that happened either.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 12, 2013, 05:59:05 pm
Letting 16-year-olds vote sounds like a horrible idea.
Only if you're a fundie.

There's plenty of non-fundie reasons to oppose voting at 16. In this case, it was a pretty transparent ploy by the current ruling party who wants to stay in power (as ruling parties do) and is steadily losing voters. They have a relatively powerful youth organization*, and voters between 16 and 18 have optional voting (it's mandatory in general), so they expected most teenagers wouldn't bother to show up because lazy, and those that did would be the members of their organization. It seems the overall effect on the elections was insignificant, though.

And that was your weekly lesson on Argentinian politics. Next time, we'll cover why the current format for the primaries is a total sham.


*the only major party that does, as most politically active teenagers that aren't with them tend to side with the more leftist parties that have nearly nil chance of winning anything.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on August 12, 2013, 06:43:16 pm
I think I may be stalking someone of the forums....by accident.

Ironbite-not sure how that happened either.

Is it Hades? It's Hades isn't it?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on August 12, 2013, 06:44:57 pm
Know what?  I'll let you think that.

Ironbite-it's...better this way.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on August 14, 2013, 06:55:28 pm
Fucking hell. People weren't joking when they told me that owning a house is a full time job. So much stuff to do.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 14, 2013, 08:05:54 pm
Oh hey, it's Sim.

I'd ask where you were, but that seems to be answered quite readily by your post.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on August 15, 2013, 04:37:59 pm
I thought owning a house for Sims was a game, not a job?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on August 15, 2013, 06:18:08 pm
Oh look, someone made a Sims joke about my nick, totally haven't had that happen before. :p

At least I don't get sudden urges to light my house on fire.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 15, 2013, 06:50:21 pm
But you do get trapped in rooms and starve to death fairly often.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on August 15, 2013, 06:52:25 pm
Damn! You found out my deepest darkest secret.

I refuse to mention what happens if I can't find the toilet, it's best for everyone's sanity.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on August 16, 2013, 12:06:40 am
Damn! You found out my deepest darkest secret.

I refuse to mention what happens if I can't find the toilet, it's best for everyone's sanity.

I'll spoil it for everyone

He explodes into rainbows & unicorns... it's super sexy <3
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 16, 2013, 12:45:17 am
Man, this discussion is making me wish I hadn't lost the screenshots from the time I made a Glenn Beck sim and had him wet his pants in the front yard after a disastrous date with a local fireman.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on August 16, 2013, 07:02:34 pm
Thread Killer seems like the right place for this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFsIQsFY04
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on August 16, 2013, 10:09:25 pm
Damn! You found out my deepest darkest secret.

I refuse to mention what happens if I can't find the toilet, it's best for everyone's sanity.

I'll spoil it for everyone

He explodes into rainbows & unicorns... it's super sexy <3
When, and how did you install a camera in my house?

Man, this discussion is making me wish I hadn't lost the screenshots from the time I made a Glenn Beck sim and had him wet his pants in the front yard after a disastrous date with a local fireman.
I laughed harder at that than I probably should admit. A shame you lost it, that sounds really funny.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 16, 2013, 10:11:42 pm
Thread Killer seems like the right place for this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFsIQsFY04
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

I must see this movie.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 18, 2013, 09:31:35 am
We were downtown the other day and found this store.

(click to show/hide)

I bet business is booming.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 10:18:40 am
We were downtown the other day and found this store.

(click to show/hide)

I bet business is booming.
That is rather unfortunate of a name.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on August 18, 2013, 05:09:21 pm
My guitar playing is so bad that is scared away a flock of wild turkeys.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on August 20, 2013, 06:13:20 pm
We were downtown the other day and found this store.

(click to show/hide)

I bet business is booming.

Indeed. What kind of TARDIS-child manages to get a whole train up 'em? Disturbing imagery all round.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 21, 2013, 10:58:37 am
We were downtown the other day and found this store.

(click to show/hide)

I bet business is booming.

Indeed. What kind of TARDIS-child manages to get a whole train up 'em? Disturbing imagery all round.
If I suffocate from laughing, I'm gonna sue!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 24, 2013, 06:02:35 am
I'll just leave this here (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/) for you all to enjoy. I suppose now you'll all be occupied for the next few days.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on August 24, 2013, 09:36:22 am
Anyone have some Agent Orange I can use? Weeds from my two neighbors' yards are invading my yard. I have to go hack back one of these (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phytolacca_americana). It's like 10 feet tall and dropping berries all over the yard.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 24, 2013, 02:04:27 pm
Ahhh, Poke.   You know you can eat them (the younger shoots and plants, anyway).  Lots of folks do around where I live.   
They're poisonous, but if you change the water several times while boiling them, it gets rid of a majority of the poison.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on August 24, 2013, 02:47:40 pm
I yoinked out the poke that invaded. They got some tough roots, had to dig one up. I'm not sure I'd trust myself to cook it properly, and I know someone who needed a liver transplant because they ate poisonous plants before. I really don't want to go through that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 24, 2013, 03:13:37 pm
The roots aren't edible, as they're much more toxic than the shoots and leaves.  Berries are toxic too.  It's really recommended that if you want to eat Poke, you only eat the newer growth that hasn't taken on a lot of red color yet.

Still, I don't blame you.  I probably wouldn't trust myself to cook it right on my own either.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on August 24, 2013, 03:22:55 pm
The roots aren't edible, as they're much more toxic than the shoots and leaves.  Berries are toxic too.  It's really recommended that if you want to eat Poke, you only eat the newer growth that hasn't taken on a lot of red color yet.

Still, I don't blame you.  I probably wouldn't trust myself to cook it right on my own either.

If this plant requires so much stuff to be acknowledged before you ever bother to even cook it, let alone eat it, you should probably leave it alone.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 24, 2013, 03:32:37 pm
Hey man... Hill Folk like to live on the wild side. ;)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on August 24, 2013, 03:39:33 pm
I was going to point how how those berries appeared to look tasty, then I realized they're poisonous, so I won't pick up those berries any time soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5deItDV0k8
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 24, 2013, 08:34:16 pm
I'll just leave this here (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/) for you all to enjoy. I suppose now you'll all be occupied for the next few days.

I had already broken the billion mark, and then I found out there was a new version. Damn it all.

Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 24, 2013, 08:55:56 pm
Wait, scratch that. You can import your saves from the previous version (until September 1st). I'm still a cookie billionaire.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 25, 2013, 08:59:20 am
In moderation, are annoying to not tell Arthur.
Was, don't bother giving blushing.

Good job translating, Bing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on August 25, 2013, 09:01:55 am
Bing poetry is my favorite thing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on August 25, 2013, 05:16:32 pm
I've decided to combine The Simpsons and translator poetry. A certain well-known phrase, English -> Japanese -> English:

I welcome the new insect monarch of us for
It may help me as TV Personality trusted
Others to toil in rounding
It is a cave of sugar in their basement.


Is it just me, or does badly translated Japanese always have a serene, philosophical feel to it regardless of content?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 25, 2013, 05:38:26 pm
^I thought I was the only one to notice that.  It does sound very poetic and zen.  Dew of the mountain (Mountain Dew) indeed.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 26, 2013, 05:10:53 am
I've decided to combine The Simpsons and translator poetry. A certain well-known phrase, English -> Japanese -> English:

I welcome the new insect monarch of us for
It may help me as TV Personality trusted
Others to toil in rounding
It is a cave of sugar in their basement.


Is it just me, or does badly translated Japanese always have a serene, philosophical feel to it regardless of content?

Lisa, oil smoke, the teeth are large and green, Oh Lisa

Well.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Undecided on August 26, 2013, 09:42:02 pm
This is Joyce Kilmer's "I think that I shall never see // A poem lovely as a tree" run through the Bing translator a few times.


and all visible for me.
beautiful song for free, such as wood.

eyes tree
Lawrence · Denmark national football team would be able to fight;

These days, the first tree.
his hands.

Home hot term deposits.
What is hair? The Roman bincha

Snow boobs
Now, as the rain die davoq.

Addition and stupid song lyrics free
But the tree.


The davoq is from Klingon, which makes an excellent intermediate.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 26, 2013, 10:14:47 pm
Marilyn Manson's Coma White: English-Klingon-English-Japanese-English-German-English

Pseudo - and chill any apparent smile
He began the underpass at the station
Movement of the miracle mile

"Perfect world
Throw in there world, today it is not?
Denmark should come today"

Each pill to numb you
Pill is those who not do said.
The other trays
But of the medicine in the world
He is not to save.

It is the mouth of the score
He is four.
Bleeding in the Polaroid and the only complaint.
Lost all my dolls

"Perfect world
Throw in there world, today it is not?
Denmark should come today"

Each pill to numb you
Pill is those who not do said.
The other trays
But of the medicine in the world
He is not to save.

Each pill to numb you
Pill is those who not do said.
The other trays
But of the medicine in the world
He is not to save.

"Perfect world
Throw in there world, today it is not?
Denmark should come today"

Each pill to numb you
Pill is those who not do said.
The other trays
But of the medicine in the world
He is not to save.

Each pill to numb you
Pill is those who not do said.
The other trays
But of the medicine in the world
He is not to save.


Rammstein's Ohne Dich: German-English-Japanese-English-Dutch-English (Till Lindemann hates the Dutch language)

Of buffs
Places I've seen in the past
But throw the towel in the evening land
Behind the edge of forest in the Middle
He was black and empty Woods and
Woe is woe
Bird song that you do not do this

I can't do without you.
Without you,
I too just with you
Without you,
Count the time without you, without you.
You are s.
Not for the reward.

Offices in the Groove
It is now quiet and no life
Hard Oh my breathing
Woe is woe
Bird song that you do not do this

I can't do without you.
Without you,
I too just with you
Without you,
Count the time without you, without you.
You are s.
No reward


Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up: English-German-English-Italian-English-Japanese-English

We love the stranger is not
You know the rules and I also hear
Think about what you promise lots of
I would get from someone else.

Want to tell you about my feeling are.
Can you do understand.

I will never give
Until you do not
Wade is not to leave
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
And you never hurt lie mean

We have known each other for so long
That breaks my heart
Say that you are too shy
Inside we both know what happened.
We know the game and play the

And if you ask me how I feel
I mean, you're blind.

I will never give
Until you do not
Wade is not to leave
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
And you never hurt lie mean

I will never give
Until you do not
Wade is not to leave
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
And you never hurt lie mean

(Ooh end)
(Ooh end)
Never, ever will be
In to above)
Never, ever will be
In to above)

We have known each other for so long
That breaks my heart
Say that you are too shy
Inside we both know what happened.
We know the game and play the

Want to tell you about my feeling are.
Can you do understand.

I will never give
Until you do not
Wade is not to leave
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
And you never hurt lie mean

I will never give
Until you do not
Wade is not to leave
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
And you never hurt lie mean

I will never give
Until you do not
Wade is not to leave
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on August 26, 2013, 10:21:17 pm
YOU NEVER HURT LIE MEAN
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 26, 2013, 10:28:07 pm
YOU NEVER HURT LIE MEAN
I got bored and decided to try to work the mangled thingy into a song in it's own right

Quote
You love the chase and you love the hunt
You don’t know the rules and you don’t know the law
Think about what you promise lots of
That which I get from someone else.

I want to tell you about my feelings
Can you understand?

I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to

We have known each other for so long
That breaks my heart
Say that you are too shy
Inside we both know what happened.
We know the game and play along

And if you ask me how I feel
I mean, you're blind.

I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to

I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to

Never, ever will be
In to you
Never, ever will be
In to you

We have known each other for so long
That breaks my heart
Say that you are too shy
Inside we both know what happened.
We know the game and play along

I want to tell you about my feelings
Can you understand?

I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to

I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to

I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Undecided on August 26, 2013, 10:49:00 pm
wonderful.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 26, 2013, 11:35:49 pm
Not sure if sarcasm or compliment. Damn you lack of inflection!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on August 30, 2013, 03:02:06 pm
I got an email from Heart Attack Fighter. Sounds like a great game.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 31, 2013, 02:32:46 am
I just saw my neighbour's son standing in the parking lot, rapping by himself. When I asked him why he was doing this, he replied "'cause I had a bad day."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 31, 2013, 03:25:00 am
http://listen.hatnote.com/#nowelcomes,en

Quote
Listen to Wikipedia's recent changes feed. The sounds indicate addition to (bells) or subtraction from (strings) a Wikipedia articles, and the pitch changes according to the size of the edit. Green circles show edits from unregistered contributors, and purple circles mark edits performed by automated bots. You may see announcements for new users as they join the site -- you can welcome him or her by adding a note on their talk page.

This is pretty neat.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on August 31, 2013, 07:46:50 am
I just saw my neighbour's son standing in the parking lot, rapping by himself. When I asked him why he was doing this, he replied "'cause I had a bad day."

I just read this immediately after waking up. You can imagine what I accidentally read one of those words as.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on August 31, 2013, 10:33:43 am
Better done to himself than someone else, I guess...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 31, 2013, 10:52:01 am
I suppose it's like jacking off when you're really not in the mood.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on August 31, 2013, 03:08:26 pm
http://listen.hatnote.com/#nowelcomes,en

Quote
Listen to Wikipedia's recent changes feed. The sounds indicate addition to (bells) or subtraction from (strings) a Wikipedia articles, and the pitch changes according to the size of the edit. Green circles show edits from unregistered contributors, and purple circles mark edits performed by automated bots. You may see announcements for new users as they join the site -- you can welcome him or her by adding a note on their talk page.

This is pretty neat.

If that's in real time well damn...lots of people doing edits.

Ironbite-kinda soothing in it's way.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on September 09, 2013, 09:25:08 am
Well, this (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-are-way-more-awkward-than-you?bffb) makes me feel better.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on September 09, 2013, 02:50:40 pm
The guy at the end seemed to enjoy his Dolphin coitus.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on September 10, 2013, 02:51:01 pm
We have known each other for so long
That breaks my heart
Say that you are too shy
Inside we both know what happened.
We know the game and play the

And if you ask me how I feel
I mean, you're blind.

Ouch.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 12, 2013, 10:02:02 am
KONY2012
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on September 12, 2013, 10:03:31 am
Well, that's refreshing.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 12, 2013, 10:05:53 am
HITLER1945
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on September 12, 2013, 03:09:00 pm
Graphite bars charged with negative ions.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: wrightway on September 12, 2013, 06:33:49 pm
I have a family member who uses the phrase "imaginary mind." I know she's using it because she can never remember imagination. But I would love to know, out of context, what an imaginary mind is.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on September 12, 2013, 07:17:57 pm
I have a family member who uses the phrase "imaginary mind." I know she's using it because she can never remember imagination. But I would love to know, out of context, what an imaginary mind is.

This family member is clearly an eliminative materialist.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 13, 2013, 03:40:42 pm
I have a family member who uses the phrase "imaginary mind." I know she's using it because she can never remember imagination. But I would love to know, out of context, what an imaginary mind is.

sqrt(-(mind^2))
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Hades on September 13, 2013, 04:42:22 pm
http://listen.hatnote.com/#nowelcomes,en

Quote
Listen to Wikipedia's recent changes feed. The sounds indicate addition to (bells) or subtraction from (strings) a Wikipedia articles, and the pitch changes according to the size of the edit. Green circles show edits from unregistered contributors, and purple circles mark edits performed by automated bots. You may see announcements for new users as they join the site -- you can welcome him or her by adding a note on their talk page.

This is pretty neat.

That's a really cool idea, and makes for some nice background ambiance.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on September 16, 2013, 04:19:09 pm
Switched razor blades and something weird happened. The new blade gave a better shave, but felt far worse than my normal blades. It felt like shaving with an old dull blade.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 16, 2013, 11:04:14 pm
How very fucking strange.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Veras on September 17, 2013, 01:29:13 pm
I had dinner with a group of friends recently, and decided that some of the things that were said by one particular straight, male friend would be pretty funny if taken out of context... so... here you go.

"I appreciate a good dick...  You would be surprised what I can do with wood."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 18, 2013, 10:23:18 am
When two people kiss, they essentially create a tube with a butthole on each end.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on September 18, 2013, 04:09:18 pm
Thankfully, there is no shit involved. At least when normal people kiss.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 18, 2013, 04:51:08 pm
Check your shitless privilege!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on September 18, 2013, 10:52:58 pm
Speaking of shit...

Email from a professor to a friend, regarding a poster that shall be presented at a conference:

Quote
Did you send me the final version?
One of the figures is missing and the equations don't look good, also the word "shit" appears in red a couple of times
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on September 19, 2013, 03:46:41 pm
Sounds like a totally professional poster. I'm sure it will go over well at the conference.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 20, 2013, 07:25:37 am
Even seeing the context I'm still not sure if that's sarcasm.

Also apparently there's a thing called psychedelic rock. I'm not sure if I have to be high to appreciate it more.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 20, 2013, 09:49:23 am
I've got a few psych/acid-rock albums.  You don't have to be high.  I think just the music-makers were high.  That's the distinction. ;)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 20, 2013, 10:45:45 am
Sure sounds like it (http://koscheithemasteroftime.tumblr.com/post/61750917354/lullabyingsweetnothings-mgmt-cool-song-no-2)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on September 20, 2013, 03:55:49 pm
Dunno, I always thought of bands like Jefferson Airplane/Starship and Iron Butterfly psyhc/acid rock, not MGMT. But goes to show the problem of having classifications within classifications.

And yes, my previous post was sarcasm. Considering the point of posters at conferences is to get people interested in your research having what Sigma described probably wouldn't be a good way to do that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on September 20, 2013, 04:10:34 pm
Well, it would certainly gather interest, though probably not the kind they intended.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on September 20, 2013, 04:13:53 pm
Yeah, I should have throw in the qualifier about that not getting the right kind of attention. But it's Friday, and I'm not feeling pedantic. :p
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 20, 2013, 04:26:04 pm
Switched razor blades and something weird happened. The new blade gave a better shave, but felt far worse than my normal blades. It felt like shaving with an old dull blade.
Same happened to me when I went from 3 to 5 blades.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on September 21, 2013, 02:06:02 am
We scared John Landis and his wife today.

Twice.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 21, 2013, 12:37:00 pm
John Landis... John Landis... *Thinks*  Oh, to hell with it...

Who's John Landis?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on September 21, 2013, 02:21:24 pm
John Landis... John Landis... *Thinks*  Oh, to hell with it...

Who's John Landis?

Director of An American Werewolf in London (I'm in the haunted house at Halloween Horror Nights Orlando based on it), Animal House, The Blues Brothers, Coming To America, and Beverly Hills Cop III.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 21, 2013, 02:27:06 pm
Ah yes!  The name sounded so familiar, but I just couldn't place it.  I remember you talking about your score of the Mid-Transformation David from AWiL.  Good on you. :)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on September 21, 2013, 02:52:42 pm
John Landis... John Landis... *Thinks*  Oh, to hell with it...

Who's John Landis?

You have this entire world wide web to look up his name with and you...ask?

Ironbite-*rider kicks you in the gonads*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 21, 2013, 04:09:39 pm
AIEEE.  My gonads curse my bone idleness!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on September 23, 2013, 01:11:05 pm
Latest-but-one offer!

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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on September 23, 2013, 09:51:27 pm
What the fuckling fucking fuck. Like, what even~
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 23, 2013, 11:29:58 pm
I've been busy teaching my hands how to River Dance.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on September 24, 2013, 12:47:09 am
I've been busy teaching my hands how to River Dance.
Like this?
(http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv300/LiliJ/Gifs/RiverDances.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 24, 2013, 01:47:04 am
Aye, but with me fingers.  Begorah!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on September 25, 2013, 02:03:28 am
This is taken directly from The Dirty, a sort of "anonymously hate on people" website. I was looking in my own town's section out of curiosity, and someone posted this:

Part 1

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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on September 25, 2013, 02:04:10 am
Part 2

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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on September 25, 2013, 02:04:27 am
Part 3

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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 25, 2013, 03:01:33 am
...


...


...


Oddly enough, I want moar!

Really crazy-go-nuts fascinating.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on September 25, 2013, 03:38:43 am
You kinda want to just make it into a movie or something.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 25, 2013, 04:16:23 am
Heck yeah... I'd watch it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on September 25, 2013, 04:57:40 am
Look at the Youtube link in part 2. There's even more crazy.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 26, 2013, 03:22:22 pm
In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Cornelius Fudge tells the Prime Minister that the previous one "tried to throw him out the window." HBP is set in 1996, the PM was John Major. Before him it was Margaret Thatcher.

Ergo, Margaret Thatcher tried to throw Fudge out of the window.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on September 26, 2013, 05:46:17 pm
Fudge's phrasing was "He tried to throw me out of the window" (emphasis in the original, conveniently enough).

From which we can deduce that Fudge is apparently unable to tell the difference between male and female muggles.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on September 26, 2013, 05:47:31 pm
In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Cornelius Fudge tells the Prime Minister that the previous one "tried to throw him out the window." HBP is set in 1996, the PM was John Major. Before him it was Margaret Thatcher.

Ergo, Margaret Thatcher tried to throw Fudge out of the window.
They didn't call her the Iron Lady for nothin'.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on September 27, 2013, 02:10:30 am
Fudge's phrasing was "He tried to throw me out of the window" (emphasis in the original, conveniently enough).

From which we can deduce that Fudge is apparently unable to tell the difference between male and female muggles.

Or maybe he CAN tell the difference.

Think about it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on September 27, 2013, 02:39:20 am
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on September 27, 2013, 02:46:04 am
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?

Morpheus would sigh and start lecturing you on stupidity.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 27, 2013, 12:44:26 pm
If Tea Party idiots think Obama is preparing to use the military to take their gun/force them into FEMA camps/whatever, why do they keep voting for military budget increases?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on September 27, 2013, 12:56:40 pm
If Tea Party idiots think Obama is preparing to use the military to take their gun/force them into FEMA camps/whatever, why do they keep voting for military budget increases?

Because SUPPORT THE TROOPS FREEDOM FOR ALL EXCEPT THE BROWN PEOPLE AMERICA FUCK YEAH
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on September 27, 2013, 01:22:48 pm
If Tea Party idiots think Obama is preparing to use the military to take their gun/force them into FEMA camps/whatever, why do they keep voting for military budget increases?

Because SUPPORT THE TROOPS FREEDOM FOR ALL EXCEPT THE BROWN PEOPLE AMERICA FUCK YEAH
You forgot to exclude the stoopid womenz who should be in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant, and those nasty queers who want to turn your kids gay and-
*head explodes*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 27, 2013, 01:25:30 pm
I just realised I'm too old to join the military.


Damn... too old to be cannon fodder is damned old...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Askold on September 27, 2013, 01:28:45 pm
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Matrix_b4b84a_1071566.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 27, 2013, 02:01:55 pm
Ooh, the best of both worlds!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on September 27, 2013, 05:14:05 pm
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/matrix_revisited.png)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 28, 2013, 07:42:15 am
I just realised I'm too old to join the military.


Damn... too old to be cannon fodder is damned old...

We had this discussion before, old timer. ;P Half of us are either too old or too crippled and the other half too foreign.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on September 28, 2013, 10:00:39 am
Woohoo!  Solidarity!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Zygarde on September 28, 2013, 11:35:01 pm
Excpet me cause I'm 18 and I need money for college. (Gotta love being born poor with high ambitions.)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 28, 2013, 11:57:19 pm
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Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on September 29, 2013, 01:55:50 am
Excpet me cause I'm 18 and I need money for college. (Gotta love being born poor with high ambitions.)

Yeah, been there. Most I can suggest is the route I took. Get a night time job and go to community college during the day. It sucks, and there will be times where you do a weeks worth of assignments on Saturday and Sunday, but the degree with it.

Also, you could try the community college route with 3rd party scholarships. May be harder to get, but if you can secure them you're set for that semester. IDK what community colleges are like in your area, but in Virginia they were about 2500 a year... probably $3000 after books were factored in. Pretty affordable if you're living with your parents and working.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on September 29, 2013, 07:28:33 am
Must have coffee!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on September 29, 2013, 02:50:34 pm
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?

<boring, analytical answer>

The red pill was a trace program. The blue pill knocks you out, by the sounds of it (supposedly you wake up in bed like nothing happened). In theory, taking both would knock you out, but also allow you to be removed from the Matrix; the problem is, we don't know for sure how the two programs would react in composite. Both programs operating within Neo's residual self-image would potentially tilt the RAM usage over capacity (we don't know how big any of the programs are, or the Matrix's spare capacity), and any clash causing recursion could result in a localised stack overflow.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on September 30, 2013, 01:58:22 am
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?

<boring, analytical answer>

The red pill was a trace program. The blue pill knocks you out, by the sounds of it (supposedly you wake up in bed like nothing happened). In theory, taking both would knock you out, but also allow you to be removed from the Matrix; the problem is, we don't know for sure how the two programs would react in composite. Both programs operating within Neo's residual self-image would potentially tilt the RAM usage over capacity (we don't know how big any of the programs are, or the Matrix's spare capacity), and any clash causing recursion could result in a localised stack overflow.

But what does a localized stack overflow do to him?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on October 01, 2013, 09:16:48 pm
Guys...Sleepy hates mint.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on October 01, 2013, 09:24:27 pm
Guys...Sleepy hates mint.

And coffee... and cheesecake...

she's so dead to me
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on October 01, 2013, 10:08:43 pm
You're all fucked in the head.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 01, 2013, 10:10:44 pm
(http://6q4u.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/huehuehue-goose.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on October 01, 2013, 10:30:00 pm
Is it me, or is this the most depressing product ever to be kickstarted? (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/259499751/tikker-the-wrist-watch-that-counts-down-your-life)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on October 01, 2013, 11:16:07 pm
Just so you know, my personal text is actually derived from this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFm4q7USYyg).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on October 02, 2013, 12:22:23 am
(Original subject: A reply regarding my recent post in the Worst of Social Justice thread.)

Just to let you guys know, I'm actually concerned about the merits of Frozen. It was based on a cancelled/unfinished project the Walt Disney Studios was doing a long time ago (making it the Duke Nukem Forever of Disney animated features) and the advertising campaign for the film has been awful so far (like, who the fuck cares about that snowman - Olaf? He's already assigned to 'The Scrappy' by anyone interested and disinterested). I mean their last major feature, Wreck-it Ralph, I loved it, yet even then I got concerned about its merits time to time.

But you know, time can tell, even with the lousy advertising of the film, and the fact that it was a film the company never got off the ground until now. I honestly hate that these studios confirmed that they're not doing any '2D' films anymore.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on October 02, 2013, 12:30:36 am
(Original subject: A reply regarding my recent post in the Worst of Social Justice thread.)

Just to let you guys know, I'm actually concerned about the merits of Frozen. It was based on a cancelled/unfinished project the Walt Disney Studios was doing a long time ago (making it the Duke Nukem Forever of Disney animated features) and the advertising campaign for the film has been awful so far (like, who the fuck cares about that snowman - Olaf? He's already assigned to 'The Scrappy' by anyone interested and disinterested). I mean their last major feature, Wreck-it Ralph, I loved it, yet even then I got concerned about its merits time to time.

But you know, time can tell, even with the lousy advertising of the film, and the fact that it was a film the company never got off the ground until now. I honestly hate that these studios confirmed that they're not doing any '2D' films anymore.

I didn't even know about it until a few weeks ago when I went to Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party: the sides of the candy bags they handed out had the poster on it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on October 02, 2013, 08:30:53 am
Is it me, or is this the most depressing product ever to be kickstarted? (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/259499751/tikker-the-wrist-watch-that-counts-down-your-life)

Yeah, 'cause I totally need to be sent into an existential crisis every time I glance at my watch.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 02, 2013, 02:30:34 pm
(http://6q4u.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/huehuehue-goose.gif)
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130802150560/theamazingworldofgumball/images/5/5e/131930604122.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 02, 2013, 02:55:23 pm
Them duckies are cute.  I like ducks.  They always look like they're smiling.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on October 02, 2013, 03:16:13 pm
Is it me, or is this the most depressing product ever to be kickstarted? (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/259499751/tikker-the-wrist-watch-that-counts-down-your-life)

Yeah, 'cause I totally need to be sent into an existential crisis every time I glance at my watch.

Yeah, I already spend way more time thinking about my demise and the concept of non-existence than a 21-year-old should. Having that watch would probably just result in me never getting any sleep.

Also, what happens when it inevitably turns out to be wrong?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on October 02, 2013, 06:43:05 pm
Half the time, you rejoice because you aren't dead and then burn the watch because it reminds you too much of the horrible years you spent with it on your wrist.


The other half, you're dead, so who cares.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on October 02, 2013, 09:10:07 pm
You're all fucked in the head.
No, you are.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 02, 2013, 09:32:43 pm
You're all fucked in the head.
No, you are.
I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on October 02, 2013, 11:21:41 pm
Entry wound or exit wound?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 03, 2013, 12:56:04 am
Entry wound or exit wound?
Both.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 03, 2013, 01:26:29 am
... At the same time?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on October 03, 2013, 02:07:42 am
... At the same time?

Uphill. Both ways. In the snow. Barefoot. On broken glass.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 03, 2013, 02:50:44 am
Don't forget the bobcat on your back.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 03, 2013, 01:54:03 pm
Don't forget the bobcat on your back.
This one?
(http://deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/big-cat-in-big-box.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on October 03, 2013, 02:10:23 pm
Don't forget the bobcat on your back.
This one?

(big kitty!)


Oh, did you get one of these packages (http://xkcd.com/325/) too?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 03, 2013, 02:46:38 pm
LOL!  Love it.  Both the bobcat-in-a-box, and the... bobcat-in-a-box.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on October 03, 2013, 04:53:06 pm
You're all fucked in the head.
No, you are.
I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!
At least I'll be dead so I don't have to witness brain fucking. That doesn't sound pleasant.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 03, 2013, 05:28:13 pm
LOL!  Love it.  Both the bobcat-in-a-box, and the... bobcat-in-a-box.
MOAR CAT
(http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-kitten-jump-walk.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on October 03, 2013, 05:38:53 pm
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
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$40 - NOW $60
ONLY FROM
RUSSEALIST CORPORATION!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 03, 2013, 06:18:48 pm
LOL!  Love it.  Both the bobcat-in-a-box, and the... bobcat-in-a-box.
MOAR CAT
(Another Kitteh)

/me 's pancreas melts from all the cute cattitude.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 03, 2013, 09:22:08 pm
LOL!  Love it.  Both the bobcat-in-a-box, and the... bobcat-in-a-box.
MOAR CAT
(Another Kitteh)

/me 's pancreas melts from all the cute cattitude.
(http://i.imgur.com/iDtT6C3.jpg)
Squish, squish goes the pancreas.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on October 03, 2013, 10:17:13 pm
Caracal!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 03, 2013, 10:33:41 pm
(http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-stretching-kitty.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 03, 2013, 11:56:32 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/iDtT6C3.jpg)
Squish, squish goes the pancreas.

That caracal's like "Yeah, I'm a cat and I rock.  Deal with it."
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 04, 2013, 12:11:24 am
(http://i.qkme.me/35af69.jpg)
I feel like a ForumWarz Perman00b: the only thing I do is post cat pictures until the thread dies. And now, cats freaking out with super-stiff backs.
(http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-cat-awkward.gif)
(http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-cat-devil.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 04, 2013, 11:22:34 am
Ever since I've re-watched Blackadder (bar the shitty 1st season, of course), I can't stop reading everything in his voice. It actually works pretty well for A Song of Ice and Fire, strangely enough.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Zygarde on October 04, 2013, 05:34:37 pm
The same thing happened with me just replace Blackadder with Tom Hiddleston, you have not lived until you have read some grade a level smut with his voice narrating it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 05, 2013, 12:15:48 am
When something happens in a fandom I'm not in:
(https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=5aLR9jSzN9k2PM&tbnid=Xpwsa1eEUIl0-M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpandawhale.com%2Fpost%2F22574%2Fstan-lee-library-spider-man-cameo-gif&ei=vDxXUpSRB9SyygH-6IDICw&bvm=bv.53899372,d.aWc&psig=AFQjCNGXbJ8hsLkpGkfdjQWyqdwixN-_cg&ust=1381535267354740)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on October 05, 2013, 03:42:02 am
I legit saw a furry at work today.

She was wearing her raccoon tail on her pants in the Universal backlot grill. Her baggy pants covered in useless zippers and chains. Along with her Linkin Park hoodie.

She did nothing but sleep in a chair and eat Peanut M&Ms before leaving.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 05, 2013, 04:25:18 pm
How I see myself:
(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2678708151/5756fef0c564c473f7e708664b9df85f.png)
How my parents see me:
(http://gagnamite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/today_im_a_penguin.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 05, 2013, 05:55:18 pm
You see yourself as an old-timey bare-knuckle boxer? 








Cool. :)


The kitty is cuter, though.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 05, 2013, 07:12:31 pm
The spot on the kitty's tummy looks like a Weeping Angel.

Don't look at me like that.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 05, 2013, 08:10:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/KJphK.gif)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on October 08, 2013, 06:54:22 pm
Welp, I'm definitely not going to see Frozen now. After hearing about the radical changes made in the story, which I've already feared. (http://thefeministfangirl.tumblr.com/post/54520561695/reasons-why-im-not-supporting-disneys-frozen)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on October 08, 2013, 09:12:18 pm
Welp, I'm definitely not going to see Frozen now. After hearing about the radical changes made in the story, which I've already feared. (http://thefeministfangirl.tumblr.com/post/54520561695/reasons-why-im-not-supporting-disneys-frozen)

I wasn't even interested in it in the first place. If you want something feminist from Disney, Brave is a better choice.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on October 08, 2013, 09:37:39 pm
The only reason I linked to that blog was because that was the source of the post. My largest concern was the radical changes that has been made to the film from the story.

Oh, and of course, I'm very interested in Brave, which I have not seen before and I'm so sad I didn't.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on October 10, 2013, 01:24:33 am
Picture on tumblr gets lots of attention. Check it out to see why.

Reblogged by a leather fetish blog and the majority of the notes are now from tumblrs that predominately post hardcore gay porn.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on October 10, 2013, 06:09:54 pm
She did nothing but sleep in a chair and eat Peanut M&Ms before leaving.

It's that kind of high ambition that's made America what it is today.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 10, 2013, 06:59:19 pm
Damn right.  'Merica!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 10, 2013, 07:53:04 pm
She did nothing but sleep in a chair and eat Peanut M&Ms before leaving.

It's that kind of high ambition that's made America what it is today.
Heh heh heh... You said "amibition"! Hey, wait a minute... who ate all the fuckin' nachos? Someody make the floor hold still so I can... Hey, we should really get pizza, you know? It's just... so...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 10, 2013, 11:01:14 pm
Weed does nothing to me... so... I want a beer or 20.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 11, 2013, 12:02:54 am
My brother is playing XCOM: Enemy Unknown and, due to either random quirk or devs with a taste for shout outs, got an assault rifle-toting trooper who sacrificed herself against an overwhelming force by using a really big bomb... named Ashley Williams.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 11, 2013, 01:02:52 am
LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 11, 2013, 01:04:20 am
LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!
Oh my god he just ran in.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on October 11, 2013, 02:59:09 am
She did nothing but sleep in a chair and eat Peanut M&Ms before leaving.

It's that kind of high ambition that's made America what it is today.

I saw her again today in the park.

She was very, very, very slowly walking down the street with her Starbucks cup. Still wearing her tail. Had her employee ID hanging from her neck (which she's not supposed to have on when in the park).
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on October 12, 2013, 04:11:33 pm
Oy! Wasn't careful enough when I was chopping an habanero, and now my fingers are burning.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 12, 2013, 04:29:12 pm
Oy! Wasn't careful enough when I was chopping an habanero, and now my fingers are burning.

Ay!  Dios mio!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on October 12, 2013, 04:50:32 pm
And to top it off, the salsa that the habanero went in to isn't very good. Got the right heat to it, but the flavors didn't meld.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 12, 2013, 04:55:18 pm
Damn... You must like hot stuff.  I feel daring if I eat more than mild salsa... or medium queso.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on October 12, 2013, 05:52:58 pm
Yeah, I'm fond of spicy food. Even better when paired with a nice IPA.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Indikins on October 12, 2013, 09:29:41 pm
I ship Drarry
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 12, 2013, 11:06:42 pm
I ship Drarry

If it's the Drarry I'm thinking of... I haven't shipped that in a while.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on October 12, 2013, 11:56:16 pm
Hi, I'm Alehksunos and I really hate protagonist/rival-character shippings.

This is not limited to the Pokémon fandom.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Indikins on October 13, 2013, 12:02:20 am
Hi, I'm Alehksunos and I really hate protagonist/rival-character shippings.

This is not limited to the Pokémon fandom.

Curious, any particular reason?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on October 13, 2013, 12:09:27 am
I find them so disharmonious, and often times I fail to see any chemistry in them.

Don't listen to me, ship what you want. I just for some reason can't stand these kind of shippings.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 13, 2013, 12:20:02 am
I ship MiriJack in an "best lesbian hatesex ever" kind of way. Haters be hatin', and sometimes haters be lovin'.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on October 13, 2013, 12:46:01 am
I don't do the whole shipper thing (I only care about relationships if they're actually relevant to the plot, and even then I don't have any OTPs), but having two rivals hook up, or at least experience sexual tension, works in certain settings. Some of the best film and television scenes wouldn't work without the sexual over/undertones between the villain and the protagonist.

That said, there are cases where actually having the two hook up is super squicky. Like, the sexual undertones between Clarice and Dr. Lecter worked in Silence of the Lambs, but actively shipping them together is just wrong.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 13, 2013, 01:38:56 am
Most of the time when I start to ship something that means one or the other is about to die or something similar.

You guessed it I usually ship two women together.

Bury Your Gays is in full force when I start to ship something.

I got back at it though. I chose to make one half of my Shack ship outlive the other. Strangely, it still hurts as bad. *laughs sadly*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 13, 2013, 02:49:06 am
Whenever I ship something where one side is doomed to die, I always make sure to make it obvious that they would have grown old together if not for the untimely death.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 13, 2013, 02:50:49 am
That doesn't work with Shack. My Shepard would outlive Jack regardless because of the Lazarus Project. Kind of bitter irony that the organization that took Jack's life gave Shepard hers and lengthened it.

Also, I literally mean took Jack's life. Jack dies because of later complications from the experiments. HAHAHAHHAA. Ahhahaha. Haaaaa.

I hurt myself so much.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Indikins on October 13, 2013, 03:06:52 am
I like shipping FemShep with Tali and MaleShep with Garrus. Mostly because Bioware kinda dicked around with the gay romances so much.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on October 14, 2013, 06:58:20 pm
Happy Thanksgiving, Canadians!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13s9vzXMbks
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on October 15, 2013, 04:42:12 pm
I know you called the cops and if you ever snitch on me again, I'll kill you bitch!!!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SimSim on October 15, 2013, 05:49:52 pm
I know you called the cops and if you ever snitch on me again, I'll kill you bitch!!!
Bad day?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 15, 2013, 05:56:40 pm
Pacific Rim is out. I get to endure more people saying Newt and Hermann are basically husbands because they didn't read the book or any other source material!

I'm not cranky at all. Nope. Not at all. People erasing women for the sake of their gay ship has happened since shipping was a thing. It still sticks in my craw.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 15, 2013, 10:42:07 pm
I know you called the cops and if you ever snitch on me again, I'll kill you bitch!!!
Shoot snitches, get bitches, yanno what I mean? Smokking some sweet dodongo erryday 'cuz i didn't choose the pug lyfe, the pug lyfe choosed me.

(No, I don't know what that was either.)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 15, 2013, 10:48:30 pm
...Snitches get stitches.

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1afda4fc9fa00a77a63256f7fe464f6f/tumblr_muqqgcZITU1qdl4w6o1_250.gif)

Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 15, 2013, 11:31:32 pm
Allrighty, what did I miss this time?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 15, 2013, 11:34:01 pm
I was referencing a former poster who unironically said 'snitches get stitches'.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on October 15, 2013, 11:49:00 pm
I know.  I was mostly referring to QOH's angry post and the reactions to it.  If it's to do with the video then never mind, as I'm not able to view it on my current compy/shitty connection.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on October 16, 2013, 02:13:27 am
I was referencing a former poster who unironically said 'snitches get stitches'.

Talking to the cops is always helpful.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on October 16, 2013, 06:14:29 am
I was referencing a former poster who unironically said 'snitches get stitches'.

Talking to the cops is always helpful.

As helpful as arsenic based lube.

And I'm not mad, this is thread killer, it was a non-sequitur.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 16, 2013, 06:42:05 am
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 16, 2013, 06:45:40 am
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...
Which is itself an absolute.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on October 16, 2013, 06:56:42 am
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...
Which is itself an absolute.

Quit being absolutist about absolutes!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Witchyjoshy on October 16, 2013, 07:13:12 am
Do or do not, there is no try.

(Yoda for Sith Lord)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 16, 2013, 07:49:18 am
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...
Which is itself an absolute.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6af13a96ffe42d116e73fd751f24e73/tumblr_murfggQfl11qdl4w6o1_500.gif)

And by all accounts Yoda would be a lousy Sith lord to begin with. But, I do love me some EU and I particularly like the choice of Sith lords later on down the line ABY. I'm still worried they'll do a movie about the Solo twins and it won't meet my expectations at all. I'm also annoyed that apparently a lot of people have a face claim for Jacen Solo that totally doesn't mesh with my ideas. IDK if it's my prejudice against the show the particular celebrity they chose is from, or what.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on October 17, 2013, 11:56:58 pm
I was referencing a former poster who unironically said 'snitches get stitches'.

Still my second favourite shitpost of all time.

Edit: Oh god, that thread was even more hilarious than I'd remembered. http://fstdt.proboards.com/thread/6668/get-out-class

Quote
Yeah yeah, the university's too hard for me because I'm a retard meme. That's why I graduated Summa Cum Laude and am now in grad school. SUMMA CUM MOTHERFUCKING LAUDE BITCHES, who here can say that? Huh, one of you, two maybe? No, all that's going to happen is one of you immature assholes is going to make a cum load joke.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 18, 2013, 12:28:02 am
I loved Sandman's reply to 'snitches get stitches' tho.

I miss him. :'(
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 18, 2013, 09:23:43 pm
Folks, I just want to check something. If you'd be willing to help me out for a moment, watch the following video at 720p and let me know if and when it shits itself. I just want to make absolutely sure that it's not a problem on my end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WZDodzOPbo
Cheers, people.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on October 18, 2013, 09:52:39 pm
It did it at 47 seconds, for me.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 18, 2013, 09:56:29 pm
Exactly the same as me. I suppose that confirms it then.

Thanks for your help.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on October 18, 2013, 10:01:13 pm
It seems to work fine at lower settings, though I only watched the first minute of it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 18, 2013, 10:03:45 pm
It seems to work fine at lower settings, though I only watched the first minute of it.
I tried that. It just shits itself at a later time. Never gets anywhere close to even the five minute mark, much less all the way to the end.

Fuck yeah, the video is now working. It took the good folks at Youtube three freaking days + however long is was still fucked before I got to it before they finally got their shit together. At least I can now get back to business.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on October 19, 2013, 03:59:37 am
At least I can now get back to business.

Defeating the Huns?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 19, 2013, 01:28:27 pm
At least I can now get back to business.

Defeating the Huns?
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?!
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on October 19, 2013, 02:16:18 pm
Well some daughters can make themselves sons so I'm not exactly sure what the complaint is here.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on October 21, 2013, 06:48:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7HkG6OSo3E
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on October 25, 2013, 09:20:22 am
Ah, I love all the "Feeling horny? Get laid now!" emails that I'm getting.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 26, 2013, 12:57:44 am
Y'all remember Candy Box? Well, there's a sequel (http://candybox2.net/), and it's awesome.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on October 26, 2013, 01:17:30 am
Well there goes any chance of productivity for tonight.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on October 26, 2013, 07:11:54 pm
Please we all know you weren't gonna be productive tonight.

Ironbite-you were gonna play with your chest midgets again.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on October 27, 2013, 02:13:39 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Vy4VRRO30

Requiescant in pace, Lou Reed.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on October 29, 2013, 04:39:24 pm
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Witchyjoshy on October 29, 2013, 05:03:47 pm
OH GODS YOU HAVE BROACHED THE TOPIC THAT SHOULD NOT BE BROACHED.  WE'RE ALL GONNA BURN TO DEATH!

Kidding.

But yeah, even I know the vast amount of difference between circumcision and sex reassignment surgery -_-
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: largeham on October 29, 2013, 05:15:11 pm
*Cough* Consent *cough*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on October 29, 2013, 11:23:04 pm
*Cough* Consent *cough*
*cough*Extent*cough*
(Not trying to say consent doesn't matter, because it always matters, but the procedure and end result are completely different. That said, I sincerely hope RG knocked on wood after posting that, because this is one situation where "I fucking called it" would be a bad thing.)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on October 30, 2013, 01:24:59 am
*Cough* Consent *cough*
*cough*Extent*cough*
(Not trying to say consent doesn't matter, because it always matters, but the procedure and end result are completely different. That said, I sincerely hope RG knocked on wood after posting that, because this is one situation where "I fucking called it" would be a bad thing.)

I did just now.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 30, 2013, 09:13:02 am
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.

I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on October 30, 2013, 03:06:31 pm
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.

I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.

It's been said before, but someone needs to set up an MRA and a radfem on a blind date.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on October 30, 2013, 06:01:02 pm
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.

I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.

It's been said before, but someone needs to set up an MRA and a radfem on a blind date.

Yeah! It should be in Austin, Texas, the shittiest city in all America! - said someone who had never set foot in the Texas state once and oblivious to what life in Austin is really like.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: solar. on October 30, 2013, 06:45:59 pm
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.

I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.

It's been said before, but someone needs to set up an MRA and a radfem on a blind date.

Yeah! It should be in Austin, Texas, the shittiest city in all America! - said someone who had never set foot in the Texas state once and oblivious to what life in Austin is really like.

You're still on about that? You're getting butthurt over a stupid joke I made?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Alehksunos on October 30, 2013, 06:56:03 pm
Wait, that post was a joke?

Okay.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Witchyjoshy on October 30, 2013, 08:00:49 pm
The battery in my mouse is dying, I should replace it.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 31, 2013, 04:14:10 am
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.

I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.

It's been said before, but someone needs to set up an MRA and a radfem on a blind date.

That'd be fun as hell.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sleepy on October 31, 2013, 10:04:12 am
I have the Canadian national anthem stuck in my head.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on October 31, 2013, 10:46:36 am
I have the Canadian national anthem stuck in my head.

Stage one complete.

Edit: God damn it, now I have the anthem stuck in my head.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: ironbite on October 31, 2013, 11:42:12 am
Stage 2: Complete.

Ironbite-*rider kicks Canada*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on October 31, 2013, 11:55:13 am
I got my new favorite spam email:


                                                                           
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on October 31, 2013, 12:57:52 pm
Oh so that's how you join the Illuminati.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on November 01, 2013, 04:05:20 pm
Oh so that's how you join the Illuminati.

The cunning thing about this tactic is that by using the medium of spam, you thin out humanity to either 1. the bold, the brave and the intelligent (after all, they somehow spotted that this apparent-spam message had something more to it), or 2. the extremely gullible. And if group 2 stumbles on your conspiracy, you just say "oh no, we're not the Illuminati, that's absurd", and so they just bugger off again without saying anything.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sigmaleph on November 01, 2013, 08:57:53 pm
It could be problematic, though. Research* indicates some kinds of gullibility are strongly biased towards believing in shadowy groups, rather than being equal-opportunity stupid. Subjects will seize upon anything they perceive as evidence of mysterious conspiracies, while completely disregarding evidence against regardless of strength.

Although I suppose there's not much point to being the Illuminati if you don't occasionally orchestrate a murder of someone who discovered your secret. Just to keep sharp.


*by which I mean "a passing familiarity with internet crackpots".

Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on November 03, 2013, 04:36:22 am
Well, a Venn diagram of "people who think the Illuminati run the world" and "people whose ranty, loud, irrational tone discredits their argument completely" is pretty much a circle.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 03, 2013, 08:20:29 pm
As of this date I have kissed three cis girls (slept with one), two trans girls (slept with one), and one cis guy.

14-year-old fundie me would probably flip out.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on November 03, 2013, 09:17:45 pm
As of this date I have kissed three cis girls (slept with one), two trans girls (slept with one), and one cis guy.

14-year-old fundie me would probably flip out.
As of this date I have kissed one genderqueer girl... And that's it. That is the full extent of my romantic/sexual experience.

Fourteen-year-old emo me would probably say "Seriously, I have to wait until I'm seventeen for my first kiss?"
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: chitoryu12 on November 03, 2013, 11:12:25 pm
I've kissed four girls, had sex with one, groped two, and gotten a blowjob from one.

All cisgender. Two with really nice racks.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 04, 2013, 12:09:54 am
Oh, to clarify the "slept with" references: With the cis girl it was occasional oral with lots of heavy petting. With the trans girl we mainly just cuddled each other naked a lot.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on November 04, 2013, 12:16:59 am
I ain't got time for any of that stuff...
















Yay being an asexual freak...
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: QueenofHearts on November 04, 2013, 12:26:59 am
Kissed around dozen cis-women, maybe more, I partied a lot, memory's fuzzy. Had sex with 4. All before coming out.

Since, well, a girl doesn't discuss her sex life ;) Though I did have a boyfriend for a short span of time.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on November 04, 2013, 01:06:04 pm
Are we sharing kissing counts?

1 cisboy, 2 cisgirls.

Part of me wants to get in a relationship with another transman. Though I've heard a lot of accounts where it doesn't work out with two transmen together. Mainly because it ends up being hard to be with someone like you cause it can be triggering. But I'm willing to try. It might work out better than being with another ciswoman.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 04, 2013, 01:09:52 pm
I've heard of several transman/transwoman couples out there that have been pretty successful.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Meshakhad on November 04, 2013, 02:28:32 pm
1 cisgirl. And that first kiss was a mutual one at 23.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on November 04, 2013, 03:11:54 pm
I've heard of several transman/transwoman couples out there that have been pretty successful.

Well so have I. But that doesn't neutralize the accounts I've heard and witnessed myself. I just have heard more of the negative than the positive. And naturally it still has to take into account people being compatible. But sometimes it's hard to be with someone if it's triggering to do so. It's why sometimes people who self-harm can't be with other people who do it, too. Even if you want to help each other sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on November 04, 2013, 03:28:29 pm
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: davedan on November 04, 2013, 05:04:51 pm
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?

*Looks around - Raises Hand*
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on November 04, 2013, 05:52:44 pm
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?

*Looks around - Raises Hand*
(http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/freak+deer)
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Witchyjoshy on November 04, 2013, 06:00:18 pm
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?

*Looks around - Raises Hand*
(http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/freak+deer)

You copied and pasted the wrong link.

Unfortunately I don't know which image you were going for so can't fix'd that for you.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Ghoti on November 04, 2013, 06:25:17 pm
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?

*Looks around - Raises Hand*
(http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/freak+deer)

You copied and pasted the wrong link.

Unfortunately I don't know which image you were going for so can't fix'd that for you.
It was the one where a cartoon deer takes off its hooves and twiddles its fingers. I hate trying to use reaction gifs on mobile.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Witchyjoshy on November 04, 2013, 06:33:04 pm
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?

*Looks around - Raises Hand*
(http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/freak+deer)

You copied and pasted the wrong link.

Unfortunately I don't know which image you were going for so can't fix'd that for you.
It was the one where a cartoon deer takes off its hooves and twiddles its fingers. I hate trying to use reaction gifs on mobile.

There are two such pictures in the link, they're both different, and I don't know which one you were trying to link to.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on November 04, 2013, 06:34:45 pm
What do you call a mobile phone in Mobile?












Just killing the thread.  La la.
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Shane for Wax on November 04, 2013, 07:21:44 pm
Which Mobile?
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: SpaceProg on November 04, 2013, 10:25:07 pm
Alerbamy
Title: Re: Thread Killer
Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 05, 2013, 08:41:48 am