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Offline Eniliad

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I DID IT!
« on: April 12, 2012, 06:42:23 am »
I'm up late at night, again (insomnia's a bitch) and I decided, out of curiosity, to weigh myself, as I haven't in a while. I weighed in this morning at... 179! That officially puts my BMI within *normal* range, no longer overweight (though it's close), and it means I've officially lost SEVENTY pounds since I started dieting. My tummy is almost completely gone and I feel fucking awesome. WOOOOO! I DID IT!!! I BEAT OBESITY!!!
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Re: I DID IT!
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2012, 07:29:56 am »
Way to go.

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Re: I DID IT!
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2012, 09:37:19 am »
Congratulations!
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Re: I DID IT!
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2012, 10:33:51 am »
That's awesome! I know that feeling exactly. It's super great. Congrats!
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Re: I DID IT!
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2012, 11:18:22 am »
Good for you! That's an impressive number.
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Re: I DID IT!
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2012, 11:39:51 am »
Well done Eniliad  ;D

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Re: I DID IT!
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2012, 01:54:25 pm »
YAY! Congrats dude!  :D
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