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Man it's all so empty
« on: January 04, 2012, 02:22:26 am »
SO LET'S DO THIS!

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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 02:37:19 am »
You're a speedy mofo.
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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 02:42:21 am »
Except I'm speedier. ;D

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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 02:44:47 am »
Yes you are.

Ironbite-must punish you for that.

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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 02:47:39 am »
Yes you are.

Ironbite-must punish you for that.

Kinky.

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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 02:50:34 am »
Yes you are.

Ironbite-must punish you for that.

Down, boy, or I shall put you on a leash.

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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 02:50:58 am »
Don't worry, Ibs. We'll fill this forum with our hot, gooey posts before long.
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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 02:59:16 am »
I want to feel your hot gooey posts all over my face.
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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 03:26:48 am »
Yes you are.

Ironbite-must punish you for that.

Down, boy, or I shall put you on a leash.

That a promise?

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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2012, 03:33:15 am »
Yes you are.

Ironbite-must punish you for that.

Down, boy, or I shall put you on a leash.

That a promise?

If you try not to slip your collar.

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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2012, 03:33:51 am »
But half the fun is getting "corrected"

Ironbite-also will you wear a leather corset?

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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2012, 01:00:00 pm »
I see we are off to a good perverted start.

Somehow I'm not surprised.

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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2012, 01:01:40 pm »
But half the fun is getting "corrected"

Ironbite-also will you wear a leather corset?

I'll wear the corset if you bring the handcuffs and Fruit Roll-Ups.

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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2012, 06:00:40 pm »
WILL DO!

Ironbite-are fuzzy handcuffs ok?

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Re: Man it's all so empty
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 01:26:20 am »
Depends. Can you stand to be in them for hours whilst writhing?

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