Author Topic: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid  (Read 49105 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Rabbit of Caerbannog

  • He's Got Great Big Teeth and the Holy Hand Grenade!
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2919
  • Gender: Male
  • Hit me with your best shot! Fire awaaaay!
"Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« on: April 25, 2013, 08:05:13 pm »
To stop from derailing the Facebook thread, I've decided to create a thread for the "nice guys" of OkCupid--guys who are blatantly misogynistic, homophobic, racist and declare themselves to be poor, pitiable "nice guys" forever trapped in the "friendzone" by women who prefer "thugs" and "bad boys."



So if you have any "nice guy" profiles from the Facebook thread that you would like to re-post here or any new ones that haven't been posted, go for it ;D

Offline Rabbit of Caerbannog

  • He's Got Great Big Teeth and the Holy Hand Grenade!
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2919
  • Gender: Male
  • Hit me with your best shot! Fire awaaaay!
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2013, 08:09:03 pm »


The only person who responded was the ghost of Ayn Rand:




Good lord...

Offline Rabbit of Caerbannog

  • He's Got Great Big Teeth and the Holy Hand Grenade!
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2919
  • Gender: Male
  • Hit me with your best shot! Fire awaaaay!
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2013, 08:12:13 pm »

Offline nickiknack

  • I Find Your Lack of Ponies... Disturbing
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 6037
  • Gender: Female
  • HAS A KINK FOR SPACE NAZIS
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2013, 08:23:01 pm »


« Last Edit: April 25, 2013, 08:26:58 pm by Empress Nicki »

Offline Rabbit of Caerbannog

  • He's Got Great Big Teeth and the Holy Hand Grenade!
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2919
  • Gender: Male
  • Hit me with your best shot! Fire awaaaay!
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2013, 08:41:24 pm »


GENTLEMEN!







Offline Dynamic Dragon

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 806
  • Gender: Male
  • Punisher of the Guilty
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2013, 08:56:49 pm »
This is what I have to say to "nice guys".

Learn from the past, live in the present, prepare for the future.

Offline Captain Jack Harkness

  • Petter, Brony, and All-Around Cartoon Addict
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2868
  • Gender: Male
  • Or as a friend calls him, Captain Jack Hotness!
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2013, 09:01:46 pm »
I wonder if there's females out there on dating sites that are this bad.  I hate to admit it, but i kinda hope there are.  Douchbag knows no gender and all that.  I mean, the "nice guys" get all of the attention, but they can't be the only arrogant slobs looking for dates, right?
My friend's blog.  Check it out!

I blame/credit The Doctor with inspiring my name change.

Offline JohnE

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1882
  • Gender: Male
  • Heeeere's JohnE!
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2013, 09:08:10 pm »
I wonder if there are any women who are interested in guys like this, actually contact or respond to then after seeing these profiles.

This thread is a total train wreck. Disgusting, horrifying, morbidly funny, and utterly captivating.

Offline Rabbit of Caerbannog

  • He's Got Great Big Teeth and the Holy Hand Grenade!
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2919
  • Gender: Male
  • Hit me with your best shot! Fire awaaaay!
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2013, 09:29:04 pm »

Offline Rabbit of Caerbannog

  • He's Got Great Big Teeth and the Holy Hand Grenade!
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2919
  • Gender: Male
  • Hit me with your best shot! Fire awaaaay!
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2013, 09:37:08 pm »

Offline nickiknack

  • I Find Your Lack of Ponies... Disturbing
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 6037
  • Gender: Female
  • HAS A KINK FOR SPACE NAZIS
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2013, 09:38:54 pm »


Ok, I'm dying now  ;D Plus, I'm totally stealing this.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2013, 09:41:39 pm by Empress Nicki »

Offline chitoryu12

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4009
  • Gender: Male
  • Tax-Payer Rhino
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2013, 11:01:37 pm »
I wonder if there are any women who are interested in guys like this, actually contact or respond to then after seeing these profiles.

There might be some. There's women on OkCupid who are just as bad or worse than the guys in this thread.
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

Offline Sleepy

  • Fuck Yes Sunshine In a Bag
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4592
  • Gender: Female
  • Danger zone
    • Toki Matters
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2013, 11:18:08 pm »
I wonder if there's females out there on dating sites that are this bad.  I hate to admit it, but i kinda hope there are.  Douchbag knows no gender and all that.  I mean, the "nice guys" get all of the attention, but they can't be the only arrogant slobs looking for dates, right?

I'm sure there are just as many females who give horrible answers to these questions. The "nice guy" thing probably appears more because it's fairly well-known and I think a lot of people can relate to it.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

If a clown eats salmon on Tuesday, how much does a triangle weigh on Jupiter? Ask Mr. Wiggins for 10% off of your next dry cleaning bill. -Hades

Offline Rabbit of Caerbannog

  • He's Got Great Big Teeth and the Holy Hand Grenade!
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2919
  • Gender: Male
  • Hit me with your best shot! Fire awaaaay!
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2013, 10:25:12 am »





Offline aebars

  • Apprentice
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2013, 10:41:13 am »
Sweet Jesus H. fucking Christ... these men are making my skin crawl. Looking at their pictures, and the textboxes accompanying them; it is honestly all I can do to not drive my fist into my computer screen. No matter how much of a loser you feel yourself to be, all you have to do is look at the profiles of these ghastly douches in order to make yourself feel all better.

Lock 'em up before they rape children or go on shooting rampages, I say.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2013, 10:43:47 am by aebars »