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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2013, 12:26:23 pm »
This is simultaniously the funniest and scariest thread I've read in a while. Plus it has the added bonus of making me feel better about myself as a person by comparison.

Which might make me a bad person...aw fuck.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2013, 01:08:33 pm »
Sweet Jesus H. fucking Christ... these men are making my skin crawl. Looking at their pictures, and the textboxes accompanying them; it is honestly all I can do to not drive my fist into my computer screen. No matter how much of a loser you feel yourself to be, all you have to do is look at the profiles of these ghastly douches in order to make yourself feel all better.

Lock 'em up before they rape children or go on shooting rampages, I say.

although i share the sentiment, i believe the last sentence was uncalled for in a slippery slope kinda way. who knows, they may do that, but just as likely they'll be basement dwellers or just very jaded yet productive members of society. what do you mean "you're an optimist?!"
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2013, 03:59:58 pm »
I don't agree with some of these questions that seem to be viewed as wrong when a guy answers with "Yes."

"Are some human lives worth more than others?" Of course. The life of a serial killer is worth less than the life of a philanthropist. One has brought pure misery to many people and deserves severe punishment for it, while the other continues to brighten the lives of many people and deserves recognition for it. I know that's an extreme example, but there are plenty of valid comparisons.

"Is there such a thing as having had too many sex partners?" Yes, because if you have way, way too many partners, you're really putting yourself at risk for pregnancy and STDs. I'm assuming this question is being interpreted as "Yes, because that makes you a whore," but that's not how I see it.
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Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2013, 07:19:41 pm »
There's an option on OKC to explain your answers, though.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2013, 08:11:39 pm »
Fair enough, but I honestly don't think the first one requires an explanation, and I don't think it's fair to make assumptions for all of them. If the rest of their profile sounds douchey, then they're probably a douche. I just don't think a "Yes" to either of those questions is bad in and of itself.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2013, 10:22:48 pm »


I'm swooning...



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"block out the option to get pregnant"

I would love to hear this asshole try and explain that!

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2013, 10:30:08 pm »
Must have graduated from Todd Akin's school.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2013, 10:34:31 pm »
While the abortion quote clearly marks him as an asshole, I have to wonder what the hell is so evil about gaming computers, MLP and Linkin Park.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2013, 11:16:08 pm »
While the abortion quote clearly marks him as an asshole, I have to wonder what the hell is so evil about gaming computers, MLP and Linkin Park.

Dontcha know?  Bronies are all manchildren, people who build their own computers are loser nerds with too much time on their hands, and anyone who listens to Linkin Park has no taste in music and so is clearly superior to people who listen to better musicians.

And those damn Nickelback fans, generalizing anyone who isn't a Nickelback fan.  Generalizing is bad, mmkay?

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2013, 11:41:45 pm »
please tell me i'm not the only one thinking that last one could just be trolling. please. save my faith in humanity. it's got everything: nickelback, "i'm not racist but...", linkin park, mlp, "legitimate rape"... it HAS to be a poe!
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2013, 12:01:15 am »
While the abortion quote clearly marks him as an asshole, I have to wonder what the hell is so evil about gaming computers, MLP and Linkin Park.

Dontcha know?  Bronies are all manchildren, people who build their own computers are loser nerds with too much time on their hands, and anyone who listens to Linkin Park has no taste in music and so is clearly superior to people who listen to better musicians.

And those damn Nickelback fans, generalizing anyone who isn't a Nickelback fan.  Generalizing is bad, mmkay?

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2013, 12:19:37 am »
More whine, anyone?






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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2013, 12:30:27 am »
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2013, 12:37:51 am »

"I never approach women." "I don't understand why they don't date me."

Gee, what a fucking mystery.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2013, 02:01:56 am »
I have issues with talking to women, but at least I know that my inability to get a date is on me!
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