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Offline SpaceProg

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #450 on: November 16, 2013, 11:05:20 pm »
I don't know if they have the insight to realise that, or if they ever will have.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #451 on: November 17, 2013, 11:44:31 am »
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It's almost ironic how they are doing for atheism what fundies do for theism.

Now you guys know why I really hate religious fundamentalists.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #452 on: November 19, 2013, 09:43:07 am »
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #453 on: December 02, 2013, 02:09:16 pm »


SCIENCE IS MY NERF GUN. INTELLECT IS MY BUTTER KNIFE.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #454 on: December 02, 2013, 04:42:24 pm »
Thiiis has probably already been shown, or is a troll.

But http://www.okcupid.com/profile/fedora_lover69

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #455 on: December 02, 2013, 05:16:16 pm »
Quote from: Hofstadter's Tortoise on December 02, 2013, 04:42:24 pm
Thiiis has probably already been shown, or is a troll.

But http://www.okcupid.com/profile/fedora_lover69

If it's satire, it's brilliant.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #456 on: December 02, 2013, 05:23:49 pm »
Its a thing of brilliance, and im praying its real.

If it is i can die happy
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #457 on: December 02, 2013, 05:55:53 pm »
I hate to condemn you to an unhappy death, but I'm 99% sure it's satire. It's just too perfect.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #458 on: December 02, 2013, 06:21:27 pm »
Riiiight, you're automatically a slut if you're not a virgin. I love black and white thinking.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #459 on: December 02, 2013, 06:29:45 pm »
Quote from: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on December 02, 2013, 05:55:53 pm
I hate to condemn you to an unhappy death, but I'm 99% sure it's satire. It's just too perfect.

YOU CANT LET A MAN DREAM CAN YOU
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #460 on: December 02, 2013, 06:39:26 pm »
Quote from: Hofstadter's Tortoise on December 02, 2013, 06:29:45 pm
Quote from: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on December 02, 2013, 05:55:53 pm
I hate to condemn you to an unhappy death, but I'm 99% sure it's satire. It's just too perfect.

YOU CANT LET A MAN DREAM CAN YOU

She's a woman.  She crushes dreams.

Ironbite-as a gay man, I can't expect you to understand that.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #461 on: December 03, 2013, 01:14:28 am »
Quote from: Sleepy on December 02, 2013, 06:21:27 pm
Riiiight, you're automatically a slut if you're not a virgin. I love black and white thinking.

Hooray, I'm a slut! =D
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #462 on: December 03, 2013, 01:16:41 am »
Quote from: Booker DeWitt on December 02, 2013, 02:09:16 pm


SCIENCE IS MY NERF GUN. INTELLECT IS MY BUTTER KNIFE.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Oh mercy that was funny.  You've got good timing, Shane.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #463 on: December 03, 2013, 01:18:34 am »
Quote from: Booker DeWitt on December 02, 2013, 02:09:16 pm

No thanks. It's unkind to go into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #464 on: December 03, 2013, 02:44:19 am »
Quote from: SpaceProg on December 03, 2013, 01:16:41 am
Quote from: Booker DeWitt on December 02, 2013, 02:09:16 pm


SCIENCE IS MY NERF GUN. INTELLECT IS MY BUTTER KNIFE.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Oh mercy that was funny.  You've got good timing, Shane.

Why thank you! c:
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No thanks. It's unkind to go into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Hahaha oh gosh yes. *claps*
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