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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #60 on: April 29, 2013, 01:51:43 am »
I still own and listen to Hybrid Theory from time to time.  For their first album, Linkin Park really didn't do too shabby.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #61 on: April 29, 2013, 04:49:32 am »
And the girl who would have sex with her cousin in a sex shop booth with other people watching.

I would really like to see how that was phrased. Also I would like to think her cousin saw her profile.

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« Reply #62 on: April 29, 2013, 05:39:30 am »
I can easily tolerate Nickelback and Linkin Park. They're far from the worst things I've ever heard, really.

Not that they're my first choice in music, mind you.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #63 on: April 29, 2013, 11:52:18 am »
Oh FSTDT derails...where would we be without them?

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #64 on: April 29, 2013, 11:55:02 am »
Oh FSTDT derails...where would we be without them?
Well, dumb fucks on OKCupid are all fine and dandy, but sometimes we have to remind each other of what's really important. Namely, that while Nickleback and Linkin Park aren't exactly the Mozart and Beethoven of our generation, they're still somewhat tolerable for what they are.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #66 on: April 29, 2013, 01:37:12 pm »
Ironically, my friend is the one who complains about putting ME in the friendzone because she's too nervous about "ruining our friendship" to date me. And I have to keep reminding her that I don't actually believe in friendzoning.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2013, 04:35:37 am »
Another yellow fever guy; and like the last one, not really so terrible except for the fact that he looks like a character out some 80s teen film:

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Hello ladies of the internet!I am here today, as are you, to find the love of my life ideally. Now, I am an introspective and reflective man so over my life I’ve come to realise exactly what I’m looking for in my ideal woman.

Personally, I am 22 years old, my name is Perseus, I am attending U of T in the final year of my Engineering degree, and I am a little on the chubby side. I am a dedicated Green party voter and staunchly opposed to the Conversative hordes dashing themselves against the impregnable Liberal/NDP/Green keep of our fine enlightened city. I am fond of discussing philosophy and the meaning of life over a glass of wine in the ‘even. As hobbies go, I am an avid gamer and enjoy delving into the myriad artistic realities of animé (the origin of my affinity for Asian culture, which is frankly superior).

You MUST fulfill the following requirements:
 - Asian
 - Woman
 - Aged NO MORE THAN 23
 - – and NO LESS THAN 16
 - Petite build. Ideally no more than 115 lbs.
 - – but no ‘Paris Hilton’ bulimics please! I like my women with some meat on them.
- Like sushi, animé, and video games.

BONUSES include:
 - Japanese heritage
- Large collection of animé and manga
 - Glasses
 - Interest in cosplay and roleplaying
 - Traditional Ladies’ education

I must stress again that this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some ‘fling’ as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside.



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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #68 on: April 30, 2013, 04:36:26 am »
Damnit his picture won't show. Eh... just click the link and scroll down.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #69 on: April 30, 2013, 05:34:25 am »
These guys are fervently trying to keep their terminally single, eternally virginal love-shy status right? Possibly out of fear that the other love shy's will reject them if they have sex.

Because this is the only way these profiles make sense!

EDIT: The original tumblr has been squelched but it left this in it's wake.

No-it still exists, fucking hell!



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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #70 on: April 30, 2013, 10:30:09 am »
Damnit his picture won't show. Eh... just click the link and scroll down.

Trust me, it's worth it. It's not as good without a picture of the guy in your head.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #71 on: April 30, 2013, 10:36:24 am »
A 22-year-old dating a 16-year-old sounds pretty damn creepy.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #72 on: April 30, 2013, 11:34:03 am »
A 22-year-old dating a 16-year-old sounds pretty damn creepy.

BUT SHE SO KAWAIIIIII
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #73 on: April 30, 2013, 11:48:54 am »
A 22-year-old dating a 16-year-old sounds pretty damn creepy.

Creepy, yes.  But still legal in some states.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #74 on: April 30, 2013, 12:54:47 pm »
These guys are fervently trying to keep their terminally single, eternally virginal love-shy status right? Possibly out of fear that the other love shy's will reject them if they have sex.

Because this is the only way these profiles make sense!

EDIT: The original tumblr has been squelched but it left this in it's wake.

No-it still exists, fucking hell!



That is poetry.

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