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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2012, 02:17:38 am »
The lack of fog penis on my window blows a hole right through your theory.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2012, 02:30:58 am »
Maybe you only dreamt the lack of fog penis. They don't last forever.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2012, 09:35:43 am »
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It's, I dunno, 9 o'clock at night? The end of existence is approaching fast. For some unknown, Lovecraftian reason, we're throwing some kind of party, I suppose. I'm in the middle of talking to friends and downing a few shots (keep in mind, I don't drink IRL) when the ground cracks and breaks underneath my feet, and the ceiling is ripped apart. We all try to run for our lives. I make it outside, look at the ensuing stampede, then gaze upwards to see this massive, dark hole in the sky.

Aaaaaaand I wake up. That's pretty much what I remember out of all of that.

This one's nearly a year old. I still remember it quite well.
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2012, 10:31:24 am »
I seem to have a recurring theme for the last few weeks. I pull out my wallet to pay for something, and all of my cash is counterfeit. Not GOOD counterfeit, either. We are talking "printed on one side only with a laser printer" counterfeit.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2012, 06:39:24 pm »
Last night, I had a dream about a Fae woman who enlisted me to fight her enemies and fell in love with me.

She died.  I remember watching the expression fade from her lovely face as the end came, trying to comfort her in her last moments.  It was one of those moments that haunts you for ages after you wake.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2012, 06:44:02 pm »
Last night's dream was unusually weird. The part I remember best goes more or less that there's an underground organization that keeps ghosts locked inside a room, but due to some idiot leaving the door open the ghosts manage to escape. When we visit the Lord of Ghosts to negotiate, we find out he orchestrated the whole incident with the idiot by using his horoscope-style fortune-telling powers.

While we are debating what to do with the whole situation, some government agents show up and cancel the entire operation (they don't know what it is, just that something fishy is going on). In a fit of rage, the organization's leader chases after one of the government agents, eventually he paralyses her using rock-&-roll-based powers, and kicks her to death. She turns out to be the Queen (Queen of where, I have no idea).
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2012, 06:49:18 pm »
I didn't have a dream today, but I was about to take a nap and was woken up. Still, there's a state in between waking time and sleep where my thoughts start flowing together to make really surreal things. This time, it was a sort of re-imagining of The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde except in Soviet Russia, which somehow faded to a montage of black-and-white fashion magazine covers
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2012, 07:34:37 am »
I just had a dream in which Jane Seymour (dressed as Dr. Quinn) had to fight the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in some temple ruins in the jungle. I was hiding high up in the trees because somebody evil was looking for me, but I don't know who.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2012, 10:21:32 am »
I had a really weird dream involving hiking as part of some competition, Sherlock BBC slash (cuddles, strangely enough, no sex), and masked robbers breaking into my boyfriend's house while I was there and trying to steal my laptop.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2012, 10:30:51 am »
I had a dream I stepped into a TARDIS like contraption and it changed my sex entirely then sent me off to another space in time to live my life as my male form.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2012, 10:32:53 am »
I dreamed about dancing zombies. Make of it what you will.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2012, 06:12:02 am »
C&Ping this from my dream blog, since I think it's sufficiently fucked up enough to warrant cross-posting:

I was in the midst of a jungle, doing my own makeup for a fashion show while also being chased by a talking T. Rex, which culminated with me discovering that the song "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is secretly a pro-rape anthem. This discovery was made when I learned about hidden verses that encouraged Little Foot from The Land Before Time to rape his mother.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2012, 01:42:15 pm »
Did he rape his dead mother's corpse?
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2012, 06:37:26 pm »
...what...the...fuck?

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2012, 01:54:47 pm »
I keep having dreams that make me question reality. For example, a few nights ago I dreamt that one of the mods removed the rules from the "Recent Events" thread after a big controversy. I had to double check to see whether this actually occurred.

Then last night, I dreamt that I had only one dirty towel in the washer, instead of three. This is a major factor in my life, apparently.
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