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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #510 on: July 09, 2017, 05:30:19 pm »
Just a title: Peppa Pig and Caillou Defile Grandma's Grave.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #511 on: July 11, 2017, 05:47:29 am »
In my dream, I was watching a movie where a man was cheating on his wife in his own home (I'm guessing she was out of town for work or something), and his little daughter (She looked between 5 and 10) saw everything.  One night, the husband and his gf were in bed and the gf tied the husband's wrists and ankles to the bed posts for a 'game,' before going into the bathroom.  The daughter then entered the bedroom, locked the gf in the bathroom, and stuffed a shirt in her father's mouth. 

As the father looked at her with a WTF expression, the daughter said, "That's not Mommy."

Approaching her father, she revealed a knife and said, "Mommy showed me how to peel potatoes."


I woke up at that point.
Whenever I hear a politician speaking strongly for or against abortion, all I hear is, "I have no idea how to fix the economy!"

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #512 on: July 11, 2017, 03:29:54 pm »
................................the fuck?

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #513 on: July 11, 2017, 06:09:51 pm »
Sounds like the plot of a really fucked up horror movie.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #514 on: July 12, 2017, 04:58:04 am »
After months of nothing but boring dreams where I'm either at work or walking through a desolate mall that's filled with nothing but clothing stores (and no book stores!), it was nice to have something interesting for a change.

I wonder if I can turn that into a short story.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #515 on: August 13, 2017, 04:02:52 pm »
I dreamt of a summer blockbuster: Steev Attacks A Giant Squid.  Steev is a normal man, until one fateful day when a giant squid destroys the cruise ship he's on and kills his wife.  Steev vows revenge, tracking the killer squid for years, undergoing brutal physical training.  In the end, he finds the squid and dives into the ocean after it with nothing but blue jeans, fists, and unyielding rage and emerges victorious.  In the sequels, Steev goes on to hunt other extreme fauna with the only weapons capable of administering his undying hatred properly: his fists.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #516 on: August 13, 2017, 05:00:43 pm »
Of course Steev is played by Ian McDiarmid right?

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #517 on: August 13, 2017, 05:41:17 pm »
If I had any idea who that is, yes.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #518 on: August 13, 2017, 08:26:28 pm »
Emperor Palpatine?

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #519 on: August 13, 2017, 10:20:54 pm »
Aah, there ya go.  That'd explain why I don't remember him, I tend to not remember actors from Star Wars that weren't Leia, Luke, or Han.
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