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Offline dpareja

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$60,000 from disability, paper routes and babysitting?
« on: June 12, 2013, 04:57:39 pm »
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/story/2013/06/11/wdr-us-border-agents-windsor-women-bras-money.html

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American border agents allege a Canadian woman and her teenage daughter were caught trying to smuggle nearly $60,000 stashed in their bras into the U.S. on Sunday.

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After a 51-year-old woman told the first border agent she spoke with that she was carrying $3,300 Cdn, border officials referred the vehicle and its four occupants, including her 16-year-old daughter and two men, for a secondary inspection. The secondary inspection included a search of the car, its occupants and their belongings.

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Officers discovered money in the woman's bra during a pat down, Scheffler noted in the complaint, writing that "a bulky mass was discovered on the bra."

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According to court documents, the woman allegedly said the money came from disability cheques and a paper route, while her daughter earned some of the money babysitting.

Because you can totally earn $60K from that.
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Re: $60,000 from disability, paper routes and babysitting?
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2013, 05:19:57 pm »
Seems legit.
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Re: $60,000 from disability, paper routes and babysitting?
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2013, 06:58:14 pm »
Skyfire is wondering why he hasn't made that much from his paper route yet.

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Re: $60,000 from disability, paper routes and babysitting?
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2013, 07:01:24 pm »
Really miss Skyfire. Would have really hurt his self esteem.

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Re: $60,000 from disability, paper routes and babysitting?
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2013, 07:06:46 pm »
Don't worry bout his self-esteem.  He's still trying to get us to accept his fanfiction as canon in Pokemon.

Ironbite-it's...not working out so well for him.

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Re: $60,000 from disability, paper routes and babysitting?
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2013, 10:22:47 pm »
Don't worry bout his self-esteem.  He's still trying to get us to accept his fanfiction as canon in Pokemon.

Ironbite-it's...not working out so well for him.

Is he still writing Transformer porn?
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Re: $60,000 from disability, paper routes and babysitting?
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2013, 11:04:06 pm »
My question is how do you think that huge an amount of money stuffed around your boobs doesn't look suspicious?
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Re: $60,000 from disability, paper routes and babysitting?
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2013, 11:16:03 pm »
They should have kept it in PayPal...
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