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Offline davedan

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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2013, 03:31:12 am »
You are either really tall, have a thing for midgets or have a NBA worth vertical leap.

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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2013, 04:56:53 am »
Or all three.

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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2013, 05:01:14 am »
not all 3 as if you had the other 2 you would swing over the midget's head.

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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2013, 05:06:52 am »
Nah, just kick 'em into the air first. There's nothing quite so spectacular as a mid-air dick slap across the face.

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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2013, 08:49:41 am »
Now, you guys are getting weird....

The thing that burns me about this Domestic Discipline thingy is that it's one-sided & sexist. If the man screws up, does the woman get to spank him? No sirree!

This isn't about "discipline"! If it was, husband & wife would spank each other equally. This about controlling women, nothing more.

It's also insulting, the Lady of the House is simply relegated to "ersatz child". I hate these guys. Wives are partners, adults, not children! These goons think wives are no better or higher than the kids & family pet! Insulting!

That said, I don't mind if it's fully consensual on both sides & both spouses are fully into it. It's just the lop-sided, patriarchal, fundiness & telling others they must do it that irks me.


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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2013, 09:25:40 am »
Hm...I prefer strapping a small amount of chocolate to my dick.  As we all know, women have an uncontrollable urge to consume any chocolate placed in front of them.  Get 'em to lean in close, then bam!  Dick (and chocolate) across the face.
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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2013, 05:30:55 pm »
I'm imagining Mr Queermo from South Park penis slapping people now.

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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2013, 08:08:03 pm »
"Christian Domestic Discipline"

Is that what they're calling domestic violence these days?

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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2013, 09:54:39 pm »
From international relations to religious rivalries, from marriage to athlete's foot, whatever the problem a fundy's first solution is usually violence.
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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2013, 12:19:34 am »
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.
So I'm putting this in my sig...

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There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2013, 01:49:55 am »
Old Viking, I hope you don't mind if I sig that, because I just sigged that.
From international relations to religious rivalries, from marriage to athlete's foot, whatever the problem a fundy's first solution is usually violence.

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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2013, 02:49:06 pm »
From international relations to religious rivalries, from marriage to athlete's foot, whatever the problem a fundy's first solution is usually violence.

And how! Fundies are ridiculous!


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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2013, 06:20:19 pm »
From international relations to religious rivalries, from marriage to athlete's foot, whatever the problem a fundy's first solution is usually violence.

And/or can be taken as especially kinky.
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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2013, 09:51:07 am »
Or all three.

Are you sure you don't want to go with the "it's big enough to reach face level" explanation?
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Re: Got a problem with your wife?
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2013, 09:52:58 am »
Or all three.

Are you sure you don't want to go with the "it's big enough to reach face level" explanation?

Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention that one as well. Thanks for the reminder, good sir.