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Offline Skybison

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Find Trump a new Song
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:20:40 am »
Recently Queen managed to stop Trump from using their song "We are the Champions" as a campaign song. 

Now we all don't like Trump, but what's say we help him out and find him a new campaign song. 

One suggestion I like, since Trump is a fan of Elton John, so I think my favorite Elton John song would be a good fit for his campaign

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08-uyfp2iPM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08-uyfp2iPM</a>

Nazism, Authoritarianism, Insulting his supporters.  It's perfect.

Another choice I've seen I like is this song he thinks was about him personally

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6UAYGxiRwU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6UAYGxiRwU</a>

Or this classic

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZlFBSRrSR0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZlFBSRrSR0</a>
« Last Edit: August 09, 2016, 03:28:06 am by Skybison »

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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2016, 03:46:34 am »
On a phone trying to put links but how about this one: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Da5xCkAjc3o

And here's one that fits his ego: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4yG0QE9ce3U
« Last Edit: August 09, 2016, 03:48:13 am by Askold »
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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2016, 03:49:05 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HkuhSEnPQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HkuhSEnPQ</a>
If you ask me, it's perfect. Trump's been running in the primaries for both major parties since 2000 and saying pretty much anything he thinks'll be popular. As such, this song speaks to both his supporters and detractors who actually believe that he's sincere.

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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2016, 09:18:16 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFE6qQ3ySXE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFE6qQ3ySXE</a>

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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2016, 12:46:07 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suaveqvlWP8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suaveqvlWP8</a>

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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2016, 07:23:33 am »
Slayer: Pride In Prejudice

The video is NSFW. Violence and gore aplenty.

https://www.facebook.com/slayer/videos/10154330864810390/

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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2016, 01:40:12 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs</a>

The title should definitely have the word "uncensored" because Trump certainly doesn't have any censor for his mouth.

And from the comments: "I'm Donald Trump and I approve of this message´╗┐"
« Last Edit: September 12, 2016, 01:42:04 am by Askold »
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2016, 10:48:14 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNzFB5SYV2g" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNzFB5SYV2g</a>

This is an actual song Woody Guthrie wrote about Trump's dad, written when he lived in Trump Village to protest the Trumps were discriminating against Black Tenants
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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2016, 06:23:44 am »
Why did we even have this contest when we could have just used this song:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAGcWht8DSI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAGcWht8DSI</a>

Can you believe that the song was made 9 months ago and it was already a mystery why Trump's campaign hadn't failed because of his scandals? But people are STILL defending him in the comments...
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2016, 02:02:57 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo</a>

I can even see alternate verses, like:

In my country there is problem
The problem is Mexicans
They rape all the women
And take all the jobs
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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2016, 06:26:00 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo</a>

I can even see alternate verses, like:

In my country there is problem
The problem is Mexicans
They rape all the women
And take all the jobs

Given the nasty undercurrent of antisemitism in leftwing politics these days, i'd be a little careful lobbing stones in that particular house, it's looking a little bit glassy.

Personally I'd go with this, just for the lulz

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghfZfqm2fJY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghfZfqm2fJY</a>


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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2017, 01:35:22 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EALKLj1mknM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EALKLj1mknM</a>

The title makes it. There are no lyrics, but the vibe and the subject matter from the original game make this very fitting.

« Last Edit: January 22, 2017, 01:37:51 am by niam2023 »
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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2017, 01:14:35 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53JkTgdTKd0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53JkTgdTKd0</a>

This was an anti-Reagan song but it works for Trump too.

And here's one that fits his ego: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4yG0QE9ce3U

Making that one even better is that according to the book Trump Revealed he once pushed his son over so he wouldn't beat him when they were skiing.  Trump really does cheat to beat children at sports.


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Re: Find Trump a new Song
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2017, 10:40:46 pm »
Pop culture's most famous example of blatantly lying:

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