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Is Nasa running a Child Sex Slave colony on Mars?
« on: July 01, 2017, 04:04:26 pm »
NASA officials yesterday spoke out to deny rumours that they are kidnapping children around America and smuggling them to Mars to be sex slaves for the satan worshiping pedophile colony they established there.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars

But who are you going to believe, some paid government shill or the brave independent journalist Alex Jones?

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Re: Is Nasa running a Child Sex Slave colony on Mars?
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2017, 04:06:42 pm »
One day, his furious, frothing rage over nothing will give him a coronary.
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Re: Is Nasa running a Child Sex Slave colony on Mars?
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2017, 05:28:36 pm »
I pray that day will be soon because that means Trump will lose a valued advisor.

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Re: Is Nasa running a Child Sex Slave colony on Mars?
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2017, 11:05:24 pm »
But who are you going to believe, some paid government shill or the brave independent journalist Alex Jones?
That depends on whether or not he just ate a bowl of chilli.

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Re: Is Nasa running a Child Sex Slave colony on Mars?
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2017, 11:30:57 pm »
Or if he takes a bath in the Fountain of youth...
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Re: Is Nasa running a Child Sex Slave colony on Mars?
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2017, 12:01:54 am »
Or if he's just lying, because of course he's a perfectly fit father.
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Re: Is Nasa running a Child Sex Slave colony on Mars?
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2017, 03:04:41 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZbFh7qlCQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZbFh7qlCQ</a>
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Re: Is Nasa running a Child Sex Slave colony on Mars?
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2017, 12:36:26 am »
On the one hand, being a child sex slave sucks. On the other hand, you get to go to Mars...
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