Author Topic: Thread Killer  (Read 232087 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Oriet

  • Homo sapiens scientia
  • Bishop
  • ***
  • Posts: 159
  • Gender: Female
  • Disabled Vet MtF Polyamorous Atheist Auspie
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #45 on: January 05, 2012, 11:23:50 am »
But... But... the first post in Thread Killer is supposed to be

Quote from: SaveTheBales
Any thread killers out there?

I feel like one at times. I don't know if it's just me spouting stupid shit for which there's no rational response (cause I'm a goofy bastard and have no pride), or because I just get ignored. Having no pride I don't let it bother me. But I've noticed it on more than one message board.

Anyone who feels the same, please post your thoughts. Anyone who thinks I'm just a goofy bastard thread-killing asshat, ignore me. I'm OK with that, too.

My life no longer has meaning.

*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*

Oh, you weren't saying that people weren't being mean anymore. Oops.
The Rules, get to know them.


Offline Jebediah

  • Official FSTDT Welcome Committee Head
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 722
  • Gender: Female
  • Winner.
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #46 on: January 05, 2012, 01:00:13 pm »
I had my first bowel movement of the year this morning. Finally. I was getting a little worried.

Delicious.
Everybody's doin' the fish.

Offline Sixth Monarchist

  • God
  • *****
  • Posts: 564
  • The spirit of 1776.
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #47 on: January 05, 2012, 04:59:33 pm »
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.

FARTS
Marvel reviews, "Last Movie You Watched", p. 75-76.

Offline Sigmaleph

  • Ungodlike
  • Administrator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3418
    • sigmaleph on tumblr
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #48 on: January 05, 2012, 05:27:39 pm »
My life no longer has meaning.

*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*

Oh, you weren't saying that people weren't being mean anymore. Oops.
No, but I appreciate the gesture anyway.

Fact: I saved the Thread Killer OP in a txt file and a copy of SaveTheBales' avatar, just in case the forum collapsed and we needed to rebuild. Again. And then this happens.
Σא

Offline SimSim

  • Lover of Good Beer and Bad Movies
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 816
  • Gender: Male
  • I have a cunning plan
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #49 on: January 05, 2012, 05:41:56 pm »
Such foresight.

Offline Sleepy

  • Fuck Yes Sunshine In a Bag
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4568
  • Gender: Female
  • Danger zone
    • Toki Matters
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #50 on: January 05, 2012, 09:36:02 pm »
My life no longer has meaning.

*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*

Oh, you weren't saying that people weren't being mean anymore. Oops.
No, but I appreciate the gesture anyway.

Fact: I saved the Thread Killer OP in a txt file and a copy of SaveTheBales' avatar, just in case the forum collapsed and we needed to rebuild. Again. And then this happens.

That makes me even more giddy.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

If a clown eats salmon on Tuesday, how much does a triangle weigh on Jupiter? Ask Mr. Wiggins for 10% off of your next dry cleaning bill. -Hades

Offline Shane for Wax

  • Official Mosin Nagant Fanboy, Crazy, and Lord of Androgynes
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: I am a geek!!
  • Gender: Male
  • Twin to shy, lover of weapons, pagan, wolf-brother
    • Game Podunk
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #51 on: January 06, 2012, 04:51:52 am »
Has anyone seen the calories in one muffin? What the hell are they putting into muffins?!?!?

&
"The human race. Greatest monsters of them all."
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

Offline Jebediah

  • Official FSTDT Welcome Committee Head
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 722
  • Gender: Female
  • Winner.
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #52 on: January 06, 2012, 08:52:10 am »
The calories only make it more delicious. But I still try not to eat them, because I've seen the number too.
Everybody's doin' the fish.

Offline Oriet

  • Homo sapiens scientia
  • Bishop
  • ***
  • Posts: 159
  • Gender: Female
  • Disabled Vet MtF Polyamorous Atheist Auspie
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #53 on: January 06, 2012, 11:20:22 am »
The Rules, get to know them.


Offline N. De Plume

  • Mysterious Writing Implement
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1936
  • Gender: Male
  • Nom, nom, nom…
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #54 on: January 06, 2012, 11:46:10 am »
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.
Well, I’m a pen!
-A Pen Name

Offline GLaDOS

  • Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
  • Bishop
  • ***
  • Posts: 179
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #55 on: January 06, 2012, 11:59:11 am »
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.
Well, I’m a pen!
That's funny. Do you know what else is funny? The computer is replacing the pen, I mean, just look where you're posting from.
Space? SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.
Silence will fall.
For fuck's sake, please keep my fucks given levels balanced.

Offline N. De Plume

  • Mysterious Writing Implement
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1936
  • Gender: Male
  • Nom, nom, nom…
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #56 on: January 06, 2012, 01:43:43 pm »
I look forward to a relaxing retirement. Complete with pension.
-A Pen Name

Offline GLaDOS

  • Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
  • Bishop
  • ***
  • Posts: 179
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #57 on: January 06, 2012, 01:52:46 pm »
I look forward to a relaxing retirement. Complete with pension.
you must suffer a punishment for that! Deaht's too good for you. First, you'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill you
Space? SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.
Silence will fall.
For fuck's sake, please keep my fucks given levels balanced.

Offline N. De Plume

  • Mysterious Writing Implement
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1936
  • Gender: Male
  • Nom, nom, nom…
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #58 on: January 06, 2012, 02:02:45 pm »
Will I get to scream back at the robots?

And you could do so much worse to me. I think you know that, but you’re afraid to do so because you know that I am mighter than the sword.
-A Pen Name

Offline Oriet

  • Homo sapiens scientia
  • Bishop
  • ***
  • Posts: 159
  • Gender: Female
  • Disabled Vet MtF Polyamorous Atheist Auspie
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #59 on: January 06, 2012, 02:13:43 pm »
No, a proper punishment would be to use him to draw very, very bad Twighlight fancomics.
The Rules, get to know them.