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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1125 on: November 27, 2012, 10:51:38 pm »
I just saw a random headline stating that some genius parents named their daughter Hashtag. Le sigh.
Should have named her Derpina/Derpette.

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« Reply #1126 on: November 27, 2012, 10:58:55 pm »
Nah, they should've called her Tiger Festival.

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« Reply #1127 on: November 28, 2012, 02:52:07 pm »
I am seriously disturbed right now. All across the city today, I've heard this loud rumbling noise. Kind of like thunder, but much louder and in shorter, more powerful bursts. I hear it right now and it's shaking the building. Save me.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #1128 on: November 28, 2012, 03:01:54 pm »
Godzilla up in this.
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.

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« Reply #1129 on: November 28, 2012, 11:08:27 pm »
I am seriously disturbed right now. All across the city today, I've heard this loud rumbling noise. Kind of like thunder, but much louder and in shorter, more powerful bursts. I hear it right now and it's shaking the building. Save me.

Probably blasting.
BITCHES! YOU BITCHES! Killing me won't bring back your God damn honey!

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« Reply #1130 on: November 28, 2012, 11:19:03 pm »
I am seriously disturbed right now. All across the city today, I've heard this loud rumbling noise. Kind of like thunder, but much louder and in shorter, more powerful bursts. I hear it right now and it's shaking the building. Save me.

I've got an army base that is constantly practicing artillery near my university. You learn to ignore it.
The material needs a defender more than the spiritual. If there is a higher power, it can defend itself from the material. Thus denotes 'higher power'.

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« Reply #1131 on: November 28, 2012, 11:29:41 pm »
MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!

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« Reply #1132 on: November 28, 2012, 11:30:55 pm »
And my anus is bleeding.
The material needs a defender more than the spiritual. If there is a higher power, it can defend itself from the material. Thus denotes 'higher power'.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1133 on: November 28, 2012, 11:36:21 pm »
wait for it....

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« Reply #1134 on: November 29, 2012, 08:50:02 am »
Seems like I have it easy by comparison today!  :-\

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« Reply #1135 on: November 30, 2012, 10:28:32 am »
I'm beginning to think there really is nothing that the morons that post on Yahoo News UK cannot turn into a race issue. Spotted on an article about snow being forecast for tonight:

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It takes me back 40 years, when all england was WHITE. !!

I'm sure that'll have come as a bit of a surprise to my half-white, half-West Indian aunt, who was born in Leicester in 1962. Oh well...

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1136 on: December 02, 2012, 05:18:18 am »

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« Reply #1137 on: December 02, 2012, 05:55:30 am »
Definitely old, might've been posted before, but y'know. I've got nothing else.

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« Reply #1138 on: December 02, 2012, 10:01:43 am »

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1139 on: December 02, 2012, 10:30:30 am »
That is fucking awesome.