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Title: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 14, 2013, 07:19:24 am
Quite simply, post a random sentence or two, whether from an article, from your life, from somewhere online, or anything else, completely without context. To start:

Slenderman stops being scary when the closest person in your life wants to fuck him!
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Post by: Art Vandelay on July 14, 2013, 07:35:41 am
No, because I'm naked, so I'm the boss.
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 14, 2013, 08:24:18 am
RIP in peace guy who died
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Post by: Sleepy on July 14, 2013, 08:37:40 am
Isobella wants you to be her backup blowjob bitch.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 14, 2013, 08:40:53 am
Aww, I don't get to watch any lesbian cuddling tonight?
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 14, 2013, 05:17:37 pm
They're douching with Faygo though
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Post by: Valerius on July 14, 2013, 07:14:11 pm
But the cakes we were going to bake!
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 16, 2013, 12:19:23 pm
Eminem Omega looks so annoyed with Marilyn Manson Omega.
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Post by: Valerius on July 16, 2013, 12:54:35 pm
They sliced my mom's pearly pearls, and sent the rakk to graze on her piano-driven corpse!
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Post by: Igor on July 16, 2013, 01:16:14 pm
Certainly professor, but have you tried the radio?
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Post by: Valerius on July 16, 2013, 01:58:19 pm
My parents jiggled, and squiggled, AND I DIDN'T KILL THEM, I PROMISE!
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Post by: Osama bin Bambi on July 16, 2013, 03:00:52 pm
There's more to life than killing yourself.
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Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 16, 2013, 03:58:15 pm
According to the Sumerian king list he reigned for 126 years.
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on July 16, 2013, 04:20:10 pm
That was different. My brain is more advanced now.
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Post by: Valerius on July 16, 2013, 04:28:46 pm
Look at me when I'm charging at you!
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 16, 2013, 07:54:52 pm
I swear, the line still sounds like "Cum in my boot".
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Post by: Valerius on July 17, 2013, 11:07:39 pm
The meat puppies, they come to the slaughter, like children to an ice cream truck!
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Post by: wrightway on July 17, 2013, 11:26:40 pm
If you dressed like that on purpose you would be the best hipster lesbian douchebag ever.
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Post by: Jodie on July 19, 2013, 12:04:18 am
Uh oh. Someone's at the door. Better put your pants back on. And hide the doughnuts.
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 19, 2013, 02:11:26 am
I for one am very suspect of the twist and mix magic drinks and I hope they develop it as some kind of comedy relief, not some nasty extended date rape.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 19, 2013, 05:13:44 am
I'm not saying you're a loli, I'm saying you're a pseudololi. You're 15, but you look 9.
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Post by: Indikins on July 19, 2013, 07:20:31 am
The best part is when you think they're lesbians until you see the guy as a caveman in his nightmare.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 19, 2013, 08:11:14 am
You're a pain sometimes, telling me the same and then breaking that same order from your mistress.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on July 19, 2013, 08:55:05 am
One piece of faecal matter on me, ONE PIECE!.. There's going to be trouble.

Combustibility; is that my ability to cum on Spencer's mother's bust?

This is my special fart underwear.

I'll just get a bucket of lava from behind the stone penis.
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on July 19, 2013, 09:37:12 am
I've been really into Buddhism lately, so i've been eating a lot of Chinese food.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on July 19, 2013, 01:18:50 pm
Shhhhh. The nipple is speaking.
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Post by: SpaceProg on July 19, 2013, 01:42:18 pm
Your kid is throwing cars at me again.
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Post by: Sigmaleph on July 19, 2013, 05:46:24 pm
Of course you can't talk, you're a dog.
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Post by: Valerius on July 19, 2013, 06:19:09 pm
When you're ready to start the party, please smack mister Flesh Stick in his bitch face.
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Post by: SpaceProg on July 19, 2013, 07:46:57 pm
Stop touching my rear, you're making me loose.
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Post by: Indikins on July 20, 2013, 03:35:45 am
What in the name of all gods and demons is "tobacco"? Ysabel, get the holy water. The gimp is speaking in tongues again.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 20, 2013, 03:49:48 am
Quit humping the sword.
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Post by: Alehksunos on July 22, 2013, 06:08:22 pm
This is the most offensive thing ever! More offensive than that one AMV featuring all the male cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and The Borg, set to Frank Zappa's Wet T-Shirt Nite!
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Post by: SpaceProg on July 22, 2013, 10:15:19 pm
So then I said:  "PELVIC BONE!"
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Post by: Vypernight on July 23, 2013, 07:42:31 am
Nuclear poodles burn.
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Post by: wrightway on July 23, 2013, 08:05:23 pm
Man, I almost punched a fireman today.
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Post by: Valerius on July 23, 2013, 10:24:52 pm
"My words will ring in your ears for miles."
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Post by: SpaceProg on July 24, 2013, 12:12:23 am
Silence so thick you can eat it with a fork.
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Post by: Valerius on July 25, 2013, 12:05:00 am
You can't kill me; I'm already dead tomorrow.
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Post by: guizonde on July 25, 2013, 05:33:26 pm
i caught on fire for breakfast. how was your morning?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on July 25, 2013, 09:07:49 pm
Would it be weird to jerk off in the hospital?
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Post by: SpaceProg on July 25, 2013, 10:32:30 pm
"Fingers in boxes is so Mafia, and I'm not even Catholic."
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 28, 2013, 12:28:06 pm
"It's just dry earth and other rotting biowastes"
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Post by: Indikins on July 28, 2013, 09:12:41 pm
Though the fact that he wears skirts has nothing to do with his villainy.

I love how the Annihilator's face goes from gentle and caring to "come hither" in a flash.

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Post by: guizonde on July 29, 2013, 09:49:13 pm
funny how "gay" as a word has become a stand-in for a crappy time
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Post by: SpaceProg on July 29, 2013, 11:20:48 pm
Apparently, my cats have learned to type.
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Post by: Leafy on July 31, 2013, 12:06:08 am
"I WALKED A MILE LOOKING FOR A MARMOT, AND I DIDN'T EVEN SEE ONE."
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Post by: SpaceProg on July 31, 2013, 12:10:47 am
Ain't no trees in Botswana.  I know.  I'm a Botswanian lumberjack and I ain't never had a job.
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Post by: Leafy on July 31, 2013, 07:32:10 pm
"Now she's rolling around on it..."
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Post by: Thejebusfire on August 04, 2013, 01:28:56 am
Let's buy some Wrangler Jeans and be real live men.
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Post by: Ghoti on August 04, 2013, 05:09:37 am
So that's three orders of boobsicles and one holy donkey; anything else?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 04, 2013, 05:12:35 am
It's like a wolf's face stretched over a cube.
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Post by: Jodie on August 04, 2013, 10:23:08 am
What's that in the sky? Oh it's an unidentified falling object.
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Post by: Leafy on August 04, 2013, 02:42:18 pm
"Stop sexting the chatbot."
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Post by: SpaceProg on August 04, 2013, 02:56:47 pm
Is it a flower? It's certainly not a vagina.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 04, 2013, 03:22:32 pm
I find it easier because she's a fun person, and hot, and well, girl on girl.
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 04, 2013, 07:44:02 pm
She never looks before she puts it in her mouth.
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Post by: Thejebusfire on August 09, 2013, 02:02:51 am
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 02:01:29 am
He keeps cumming for over a minute.
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Post by: SpaceProg on August 11, 2013, 02:26:22 am
Flesh is burning, nah-nuh nah-nuh nah.
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Post by: Ghoti on August 11, 2013, 10:29:56 pm
At least we can hold hands while we get our stomachs pumped.
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Post by: SpaceProg on August 11, 2013, 10:34:10 pm
Amazing how so much stink can come out of one little kitten.   
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Post by: Valerius on August 11, 2013, 10:34:20 pm
I powdered my cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter.
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Post by: Thejebusfire on August 12, 2013, 12:25:42 am
Id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night.
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 12, 2013, 12:36:41 am
i swear if i find the asshole who made unifroms mandatory in Louisiana he will be feeling the punishment didlo
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Post by: SpaceProg on August 12, 2013, 12:46:18 am
I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!
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Post by: Thejebusfire on August 12, 2013, 11:39:21 pm
Do Mr. and Mrs. Eastwood fuck for a long time from time to time?
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Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 13, 2013, 09:28:18 pm
Beware of penguins carrying chainsaws.
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Post by: SpaceProg on August 13, 2013, 11:42:36 pm
Confucius say:  Man who walk sideways down crowded street going to Bangkok.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 14, 2013, 08:03:46 am
Corpses bobbing in the sea. Ha ha he he he he hee.
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Post by: wrightway on August 14, 2013, 08:35:14 pm
In any other house a boy screaming in a cage while two girls discuss underage lesbian incest would worry me; here I mutter "it's Wednesday" and move on.
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Post by: SpaceProg on August 14, 2013, 09:29:29 pm
It's not murder if they say yes!
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Post by: Thejebusfire on August 15, 2013, 01:33:43 am
I like you. Hell you can come over and fuck my sister.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 16, 2013, 03:50:29 am
Before I had a chance to appreciate a showdown, the boss died smashing himself on my broken ass.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 16, 2013, 04:05:00 am
Although it was not my intent, your uncomfortable sleeping situation is an apt punishment.
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Post by: Ghoti on August 21, 2013, 12:17:17 am
They messed with my hamster, guys. Now it's personal.
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Post by: Valerius on August 21, 2013, 01:50:03 am
My, how big your neck vein is, Goldilocks!
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Post by: Ghoti on August 21, 2013, 02:13:27 am
So, physics. Physics, ay? Physics, phyiiiiisics, physics physics physics physics physicsphysicsphysicsphysicsphysics physics!
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Post by: Valerius on August 21, 2013, 02:17:37 am
Pump those stumpy little ass-supports! I'll be waiting right here.
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Post by: Ghoti on August 21, 2013, 08:34:21 am
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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Post by: wrightway on August 25, 2013, 05:53:06 pm
She told him to hang up the phone if his game was more important than she was, he said whatever and hung up; on a side note, have you seen Tim since last Tuesday?
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Post by: SpaceProg on August 25, 2013, 09:48:27 pm
No credit, no probalo!
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Post by: Leafy on August 25, 2013, 10:40:50 pm
"This tastes like a carrot in soy sauce."
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Post by: SpaceProg on August 25, 2013, 11:48:05 pm
Gin tastes like pine trees...   I think I like it.
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Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 26, 2013, 09:31:14 pm
It was then that I realized... I was no longer at the Ginsberg Bar Mitzvah.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 26, 2013, 09:37:13 pm
You will eat the demon pizza, bitch!
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 31, 2013, 09:12:45 am
My manatee has scrot rot. Tatty bye!
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Post by: Ghoti on September 08, 2013, 11:56:39 pm
Tali's in engineering, Udina has taken over the lab, and I think Miranda's busy with that specialist we picked up on the Citadel. So tell me, what is your mother like?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 09, 2013, 03:14:52 pm
You got my tits all wet!
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Post by: Ghoti on September 09, 2013, 07:26:50 pm
Can a straight guy even be a Cumbercookie?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 10, 2013, 05:17:59 pm
Hitler with a handlebar mustache!
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Post by: SpaceProg on September 10, 2013, 06:03:46 pm
Never mind me, I'm just watering the owl.
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Post by: Ghoti on September 10, 2013, 07:33:03 pm
Suck it up and learn to love it, bitchtits.
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Post by: LeTipex on September 11, 2013, 12:36:16 pm
You can't use the computer, the lobster's on it.
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Post by: Random Guy on September 15, 2013, 06:00:40 pm
And I have on many occasions whipped it out in conversations.
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Post by: Ghoti on September 15, 2013, 11:07:48 pm
But I feel so naked! Can't I take my gun?
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Post by: Lady Evil on September 20, 2013, 05:53:10 pm
"Well, that completely killed my boner." said the soaking wet deer anthro.
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Post by: SpaceProg on September 20, 2013, 06:14:28 pm
He's so Scottish, he craps bagpipes.
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Post by: Ghoti on September 20, 2013, 06:20:37 pm
Together, our odds of getting the Doctor into all kinds of sexy trouble are basically infinite.
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Post by: wrightway on September 20, 2013, 09:32:06 pm
"Whoever is growing a small patch of cannabis behind the gymnasium? You have won a cruise. Report to security to claim your tickets."
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Post by: Thejebusfire on September 28, 2013, 12:11:01 am
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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Post by: Ghoti on September 28, 2013, 01:38:11 am
Ha! You should have thought of that before you became PEASANTS!
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 28, 2013, 09:48:44 am
The worst thing you could possibly hear when biting into an apple? Silence.
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Post by: SpaceProg on September 28, 2013, 10:07:56 am
^(reminds me)

What's worse than seeing a worm when you bite into an apple?  Seeing half a worm.
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Post by: Ghoti on September 28, 2013, 11:12:28 am
So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.
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Post by: The Illusive Man on October 15, 2013, 12:57:11 am
History has always been partly a product of the present historian, as well as the past. Historians living in the present choose what to research and write about, when and where to begin and end their story, and how to construct a true narrative. They do not, or should not, invent useful and dramatic fictions or leave out and suppress inconvenient evidence in the archives.
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Post by: SpaceProg on October 15, 2013, 01:31:02 am
What?
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Post by: The Illusive Man on October 15, 2013, 01:45:11 am
What?
Three actual sentences takes from a random textbook that I had to pay $60 for. No context provided, enjoy! (http://books.google.com/books?id=YD52HrfEZgAC&pg=PA37&lpg=PA37&dq=%22History+has+always+been+partly+a+product+of+the+present+historian,+as+well+as+the+past%22&source=bl&ots=714v5a5y-7&sig=WFWWlJ0gQIW6woiyb3-Idp7KpJc&hl=en&sa=X&ei=29ZcUqT3NIaOkAeT0YAo&ved=0CB8Q6AEwAA)
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Post by: SpaceProg on October 15, 2013, 01:50:29 am
Hamstercheese tattooing baby hotrods. 
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Post by: Ghoti on October 15, 2013, 02:23:04 am
Time for some thrilling heroics.
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Post by: SpaceProg on October 15, 2013, 12:28:45 pm
Jump on that flag pole, dude!
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Post by: Meshakhad on October 15, 2013, 01:58:42 pm
Mr. President, deep space radar has picked up Anubis' fleet.
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Post by: Iczerfour on November 18, 2013, 10:37:49 pm
the lord of limbs is calling the white princess her limb is ready for reattachment to her head.
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Post by: SpaceProg on November 19, 2013, 01:05:12 am
It's not every day a person gets to post about shifty chickens and duck penises.
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Post by: The Illusive Man on November 20, 2013, 02:19:58 pm
Dissociative Fugue is characterized by sudden, unexpected travel away from home or one's customary place of work, accompanied by an inability to recall one's past and confusion about personal identity or the assumption of a new identity.
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Post by: Iczerfour on November 20, 2013, 02:24:51 pm
this sentence is full of cheese and penguins vs kitties vs ducklings for my heart.
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Post by: SpaceProg on November 20, 2013, 07:05:31 pm
Kittens make my head explode into candy and more kittens.
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Post by: Thejebusfire on November 23, 2013, 12:55:44 am
Find a cheerleader and saw her legs off.
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Post by: Iczerfour on November 23, 2013, 03:37:24 am
carbonated high fructose corn acid pumps on the car collaborator while looking like wrinkled puckered elephants while eating bat cats
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Post by: Vypernight on November 23, 2013, 03:55:38 am
So I was hungry, and it's not my porucpine anyway.
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Post by: SpaceProg on November 23, 2013, 06:17:52 am
Doctor Who is awesome. 
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Post by: Art Vandelay on November 23, 2013, 08:34:34 am
It's like giving birth to a big square baby.
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Post by: I am lizard on December 03, 2013, 10:37:23 pm
Don't you hate it when you accidentally squish your wolf?

You made me eat my French homework!
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Post by: I am lizard on December 03, 2013, 10:37:50 pm
[DATA EXPUNGED]
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Post by: SpaceProg on December 03, 2013, 10:47:16 pm
The blood was all hyper-realistic and a skeleton popped out.
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Post by: I am lizard on December 07, 2013, 03:27:28 am
The blood was all hyper-realistic and a skeleton popped out.

And that person was you.
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Post by: The Illusive Man on December 08, 2013, 09:05:34 pm
Beware the day ends at 1PM!
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Post by: Ghoti on December 08, 2013, 09:13:30 pm
Most of this list is probably standard fare for those namby-pambys on The Citadel.
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Post by: SpaceProg on December 09, 2013, 05:24:11 am
Dawn of the First Day.   72 fuckin' bloody twattin' hours remain...  dammit.
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on December 09, 2013, 04:36:55 pm
Remember Jack, it's your pain, you control it.
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Post by: Ghoti on December 09, 2013, 06:37:16 pm
Taaaake a dump in the toilet~, flush it when yoo-ou are finished up, I know I~ just said tht, but it is still funnee~.
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Post by: solar. on December 09, 2013, 06:53:07 pm
Taaaake a dump in the toilet~, flush it when yoo-ou are finished up, I know I~ just said tht, but it is still funnee~.
I am aa-almost back now~, so I will ha-ave to stop singing, and change my commenta-ary~, back to the nor-mal kiiind~
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Post by: Random Guy on December 10, 2013, 12:12:46 am
Dawn of the First Day.   72 fuckin' bloody twattin' hours remain...  dammit.

If you copy the save file every time you use an owl statue, the game becomes a lot less frustrating.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: The Illusive Man on December 14, 2013, 11:11:01 pm
Everybody is writing a novel these days nobody knows why but still everybody is writing a novel anyway there are those who write for money and those who write for glory and those who write for peanuts and those who write for fun and those who write for business and those who write for nothing and those who write for themselves and those who don't give a shit if anybody ever reads the novel they are writing and those who don't write at all and those who are thinking of writing a novel but never write it and those who once upon a time thought of writing a novel but now don't give a damn if they ever write it and those who think that someday they will write a novel and those who have given up writing the novel they were writing and those who are starting all over again the novel they gave up writing long ago and there are those who write poetry instead of writing a novel or who write essays cookbooks telephone books grammars tickets checks dirty jokes graffiti in shit-houses and naturally there are those who never think of writing a novel and those who gave up disgusted even before starting and those who stopped in the middle of writing a novel and those who will never try to write a novel and yet continue to pretend that they will and those who have already written one or two or three or four or five or six or even seven unpublished novels and now write poems or essays or telephone books or cookbooks or reviews of novels and those who decided to quit everything job wife kids cars security to write a novel and naturally those who have never thought they were capable of writing a novel and yet attempted nonetheless to write one and those who knew they could not write a novel but wrote the piece of shit anyway and those who did not try to write a novel because they knew they could not write a novel and those who gave up trying to write a novel out of despair and those who never gave up and continued to write a fucking novel which they could not finish and those who went at it again after they stopped and those who failed miserably and those who failed at first but succeeded later then failed again and those who burned the novel they had written and others who went on writing another novel after they burned the first novel they had written and others who wrote novels and kept them in a garbage can and even though they were no good kept taking them out of the garbage can to send them to publishers who threw them into other garbage cans and others who threw themselves into the garbage can with the novel they had written and others who after years of sweating and bitching and waiting and writing decided to give up everything and committed suicide and others who discovered that the novel they had written was not bad after all and sent it to a publisher who made a best-seller out of it and then it was adapted into a bad movie and the poor writers were criticized for allowing their work to be exploited and others who keep taking out the novel they threw into the garbage can in order to throw it back into the garbage can and others who convinced themselves that they had written a masterpiece and went around trying to convince others of this fact and others who never thought anything and others who thought they thought they had written a good novel but nobody else thought so and others who were not really sure if they had written a good novel and therefore could not bring themselves to show it to others for an opinion and others who could not admit to themselves that they had written a piece of shit and others who gave up thinking that the novel they had written was good and so on until finally one day [I believe it was July 16, 1999] the novel was declared dead and so everybody gave up writing novels ...

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Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on December 14, 2013, 11:22:11 pm
This is und sandvich!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on December 18, 2013, 06:32:00 pm
But sir, Franky's ass is inflating!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 19, 2013, 04:21:43 pm
It must be said that a scenario in which the children kill and cannibalize their parents is not everyone’s idea of a happy family dynamic.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Beezlebub on December 19, 2013, 11:41:40 pm
I set him on fire, that should help.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 20, 2013, 01:00:40 am
If you see anything you think may need blowing, you go and blow it.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on December 20, 2013, 01:44:50 am
Quack, damn you.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on December 20, 2013, 02:00:35 pm
Nugget brought in a chunky mouse.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Zygarde on December 25, 2013, 12:32:06 am
Your OC looks like piss covered in tar.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on December 25, 2013, 12:51:38 am
In retrospect, we really should have chosen a driver who can, well, drive.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on December 25, 2013, 03:31:33 am
Though I walk though the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you".
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on December 25, 2013, 02:46:18 pm
Ernest Saves Christmas is the best Christmas movie of all time. 
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 27, 2013, 08:16:10 am
If you've got an intruder coming into your house, why would you want to actually stab them? That means you have to get up close and personal with them. I'd rather be standing back and whacking them off from a distance.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: The Illusive Man on January 04, 2014, 03:30:30 pm
The Abraham affair was taken up into debate on postmodernism not least because it touched on the issue which was proving the crucial test of the claim that history was incapable of establishing any real facts about the past.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on January 04, 2014, 03:41:11 pm
Then I said, "foooooorrrrrr shizzle!"
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on January 04, 2014, 04:02:54 pm
Stop throwing monorails, dammit!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on January 04, 2014, 07:46:21 pm
The next time you put a fucking Warthog on my fucking penis I'm going to assfuck you with a Wii remote!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: gyeonghwa on January 05, 2014, 08:51:48 pm
Are you intentionally trying to ram your bumper into that big rig?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on January 05, 2014, 09:54:21 pm
I don't think this previous year could beat 2012's Cats With Thumbs.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 06, 2014, 01:33:15 am
Like allergies, sexual arousal may occur from anything under the sun, including the sun.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: The Illusive Man on January 06, 2014, 06:59:09 pm
According to U.S. Policy in effect on September 11, 2001, any counterterrorism investigation overseas had to stop at "the water's edge," where U.S. territory began.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Zygarde on January 06, 2014, 08:33:47 pm
I, too, wish I could live off publishing my private fantasies. Unfortunately no one wants to read about a skinny Asian dude and his orgy submarine.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on January 06, 2014, 10:29:42 pm
Aw, my cat just farted and it was a doozy.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Vypernight on January 08, 2014, 03:19:30 pm
Once you understand the meaning behind the rudabegas, you'll wish I never mentioned the lightbulb.

The ferret was in the box long before I turned on the oven to catch the racoons.

Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Indikins on January 08, 2014, 08:04:00 pm
I want to strip him naked in his capital city and throw rocks at him until he dies.

Blue rapist elf would make a great band name.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: I am lizard on January 08, 2014, 10:30:27 pm
Seriously, how many furries did she kill without eating their livers?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on January 08, 2014, 10:40:25 pm
So, apparently it takes 17 arrows to kill a horse.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 09, 2014, 04:00:59 pm
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes... or should I?

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Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 12, 2014, 07:45:51 am
I will kick a panda in the bollocks, if I have to.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Hofstadter's Tortoise on January 12, 2014, 08:08:39 am
Im not sure why my owls yell at me, all i know is that my pants fit my arm
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Alehksunos on January 18, 2014, 01:06:40 am
No, I don't want to wake up to Showroom Dummies. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkuUuBt7nrE)
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on January 18, 2014, 02:12:20 am
congratulations, your tomato is now art.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 18, 2014, 02:12:07 pm
You're overanlyzing this sentence if you're trying to find hidden meaning.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on January 18, 2014, 02:22:53 pm
If anyone here is adept at telekinesis, raise my hand.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 29, 2014, 04:41:50 am
Love is like taking a dump. Sometimes it works itself out, and sometimes you have to give it a big, hard, slimy push.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on January 29, 2014, 04:48:09 am
Ploppy the spaceship.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Beezlebub on January 29, 2014, 10:16:58 am
How'd we get from fucking cartoon characters to Biocentrism?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: The Illusive Man on January 30, 2014, 12:12:45 am
Bloody hands, bloody hands, bloody hands, BLOODY HANDS, BLOODY HANDS, BLOODY HANDS, BLOODY HANDS, BLOODY HANDS, BLOODY HANDS, BLOODY HANDS, BLOODY HANDS!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on January 30, 2014, 12:18:21 am
Sorry, there is no chicken, so here is goat instead.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on January 30, 2014, 02:45:19 am
Boener looked like a constipated yam.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Askold on January 30, 2014, 03:23:31 am
Remeber that you have more braincells than the solar system has stars.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on January 30, 2014, 09:17:59 am
I would hope someone would have more than one brain cell then...   Penguins!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on January 30, 2014, 10:57:50 pm
He's the Mr. Potato Head of magically animated military constructs.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Indikins on February 02, 2014, 06:42:48 am
I'm not sure a series of books necessarily has a sexual preference.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 02, 2014, 06:57:59 am
You just want thumbs up your butthole.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 03, 2014, 04:42:47 pm
Give me tuna on white bread.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 11, 2014, 05:45:05 am
Coughing into a vagina.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 11, 2014, 12:47:36 pm
"How do you explain that to a kid?"
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Veras on February 11, 2014, 01:27:31 pm
"I appreciate a good dick as much as the next guy... If I know anything, I know wood."

Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on February 11, 2014, 08:22:56 pm
You just can't go cut down a tree with a butter knife.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Askold on February 12, 2014, 05:44:46 am
You just can't go cut down a tree with a butter knife.

That's what they all said... But I'll prove them wrong! MWAHAAHAHAA Look who's laughing now! (I am. Me.)
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Meshakhad on February 12, 2014, 06:33:06 pm
We don't want help from Hitlers that don't make sense!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 13, 2014, 02:03:15 am
Space tourism is inevitable, and the sooner it happens, the more support we will have.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 13, 2014, 07:18:42 am
I have seen people try to penetrate an orange, but it just gets down your wee wee slit and stings. I mean, not like I've tried that or anything.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Indikins on February 14, 2014, 10:43:41 pm
Turns out I'm a patriarchal domgen West-Centric Earthkind
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on February 14, 2014, 10:48:05 pm
Being a church hit man isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 15, 2014, 01:47:26 pm
Last week I had a conversation with one of the most influential figures in Silicon Valley.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 18, 2014, 07:34:16 am
You bite one maths teacher and the never let you forget it, do they?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Random Guy on February 20, 2014, 02:14:31 am
It's like blaming the sky if an airplane explodes or blaming the ocean if a shark eats a scuba diver.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 20, 2014, 03:33:14 am
Pause balls, by going upstairs.
Pause balls, by going downstairs.
That's the best strategy in the game
I'm gonna go upstairs, and pause balls.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on February 21, 2014, 05:04:28 pm
Wait, I can give you two more inches.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Sigmaleph on February 21, 2014, 11:37:03 pm
Needless to say this is a terrible idea and they will all probably die of some horrendous disease unknown to medical science.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Indikins on February 24, 2014, 12:58:02 am
Are you telling me we CAN'T play with magic nose goblins?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Alehksunos on March 02, 2014, 02:38:43 pm
How can characters from the Sonic the Hedgehog universe even possibly acknowledge who YHWH and Jesus Christ are?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on March 02, 2014, 07:27:49 pm
You haven't lived till you've killed a mind flayer via codpiece gnome.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: rookie on March 02, 2014, 11:52:05 pm
And the robins circled overhead.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Sigmaleph on March 03, 2014, 10:27:20 pm
All those famous romantic couples from ancient times — you know, Romeo and Juliet, Samson and Delilah, Sodom and Gomorrah, Marx and Lenin.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Random Guy on March 04, 2014, 11:31:45 pm
The arrogance of those who presume to speak on behalf of a divinity doesn't so much border on insanity as pole vault head long into it.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 06, 2014, 06:52:17 am
No, Headmaster, they didn't deserve to die. But they did deserve to be stripped naked and glued to the ceiling.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: ironbite on March 06, 2014, 12:25:31 pm
I'm in the perfect position to run away.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Alehksunos on March 07, 2014, 06:24:39 pm
I fucking hate 2014, because the Winter Olympics, Academy Awards, FIFA World Cup and state elections all happens on the same year.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Veras on March 08, 2014, 01:26:10 am
I support the Proctology Act of 2014 because butts.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on March 08, 2014, 05:49:49 am
... Because the game in no way penalizes or disincentives faffing about.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Iczerfour on March 17, 2014, 05:46:55 am
beep boop Hiss now you take a nap
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 21, 2014, 08:09:26 am
You fancy a bum?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on March 21, 2014, 03:54:10 pm
The fear of blood creates a fear of the flesh... whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on March 21, 2014, 05:05:08 pm
I am had up gay with you.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on March 21, 2014, 07:11:43 pm
The universe just divided by zero.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Veras on March 28, 2014, 07:32:34 pm
All of the other races are pointless, anyway.




...and the Taco Supreme ruled in his favor.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Vypernight on March 29, 2014, 04:46:34 pm
Their final test as Jedi was to face a lightning-throwing, screaming, psychotic ewok.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Thejebusfire on March 29, 2014, 10:28:39 pm
At some time you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on April 04, 2014, 05:05:17 pm
Why did I get next to no sleep last night? Well, it was due to both a mouse running around and my own farts.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Veras on April 04, 2014, 09:05:58 pm
Oh, God, he's trying to go down the stairs.  Untie your brother, now!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Askold on April 06, 2014, 07:43:43 am

What can they do? What can camel do?! What CAN'T camel do! Run! Spit! Swim! Walk forever! Gaze longingly into the desert sunset! Keep you company in lonely desert nights! Flutter eyelashes seductively! Kick with the strength of three horses! Carry water! Carry dates! Carry water to your dates! Carry your date into the water! Carry you to town to find new date after old one dumps you for getting her wet! See into the future! Ignore it entirely, for camel doesn't care!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: The Illusive Man on April 11, 2014, 02:58:22 am
Clinical examination of the gluteal cleft revealed a locally destructive, cauliflower-like, verrucous mass measuring 15 cm in diameter. There was no associated regional lymphadenopathy. The patient was otherwise healthy. Testing for the presence of the human immunodeficiency virus was negative. Histologic findings revealed massive epidermal hyperplasia, hyperkeratosis, parakeratosis, and viral cytopathic effects, features that are consistent with condyloma. There was no histologic evidence of dysplasia or malignant transformation. Polymerase-chain-reaction assay for human papillomavirus (HPV) DNA revealed an infection with HPV type 6.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on April 18, 2014, 04:40:40 am
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. She liked to jump in the air and whistle out her vagina. She'd kick at trees until Big Bird's ballsack would appear.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Kain on April 22, 2014, 12:05:41 am
I am complete without it.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Sigmaleph on April 22, 2014, 12:08:43 am
And if something like this comes up in an exam, it means you should stop hitting on the professor's wife.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: solar. on May 02, 2014, 12:36:02 am
I did not just eat glass.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 02, 2014, 01:00:13 am
I'm highly disappointed that you didn't eat the filament.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Veras on May 02, 2014, 12:54:54 pm
The government is lying.  It was ostriches who took down the three towers on 9/11.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Iczerfour on May 03, 2014, 12:23:19 am
even five ladies danced in sync to the frog's flutes and drums. the whirlwind of recycled pidgins was a sight to see.  It was like computer graphics!  that i do not support plaid colored parfaits, and snobby petite burgers is common knowledge in Oceania! Now is the time to return to the blue sky! the confetti will dance around the shrine gates.  The mailbox and refrigerator will lead the way!  Anyone who cares about expiration dates will not get in the way of the glory train!  They need to fully realize the lives of the triangle rulers!  Now the Festival was Decided, by the third grade class with the telephoto Camera!  Move forward! come together! I am the ultimate Cheese! 
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 05, 2014, 12:22:11 am
It's because I'm comfortable enough to call you a fat sweaty bitch that indicates my high esteem for you.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Random Guy on May 06, 2014, 12:04:27 am
What do you mean, George Washington isn't sexy?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on May 06, 2014, 12:22:43 am
There is no purpose, only Cage.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Veras on May 06, 2014, 11:47:58 am
Let the living classes tremble at the coming zommunist revolution.  The undead have nothing to lose but their (hunger for) brains.  They have a world to eat.

ZOMBIES OF ALL COUNTRIES, UNITE!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 16, 2014, 09:04:03 am
 A crazy British man with a beard made of cinnamon named Joel tells her that through the magic of economic growth she will get married.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on May 16, 2014, 05:22:40 pm
The fact of the matter is, these days everyone expects the Spanish Inquisition. Which is exactly why no one expects... THE POLISH INQUISITION!!!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Veras on May 18, 2014, 01:26:01 am
I got bored waiting to be finished peeing.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Kain on May 19, 2014, 02:24:07 am
What is your PIN number?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 06, 2014, 07:49:34 am
If we have to build another quarry, then I'm going to rip my dick off.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on June 06, 2014, 09:03:51 pm
I swear the Carapace Tank is 100 percent completely safe, even though those tentacles are sharp and have multiple spikes!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Random Guy on June 24, 2014, 04:58:04 pm
My preferred pronouns are butt/butts/buttself.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 20, 2014, 04:32:27 am
There comes a time when you have to stop ignoring something. A lesson that could well have been learned by those people who lived next door to Auschwitz and thought all the smoke was coming from an unusually screamy pie factory.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on July 20, 2014, 04:47:38 am
It is a terrible idea to try and bake crab. it always seems to result in Armageddon.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Iczerfour on July 23, 2014, 10:59:38 pm
crack spiders bitch Ottawa more information on the
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 25, 2014, 06:31:47 am
Did I just call myself a blood belching vagina?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 07, 2014, 01:09:54 pm
In retrospect, it might not have been the most brilliant idea to taunt the primeval engine of entropy and destruction.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 18, 2014, 07:36:44 am
That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Iczerfour on August 21, 2014, 11:14:38 pm
Warning! washing machine core failure.  please evacuate your clothing to minimum safe distance to the inside of the clothes dryer!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on August 21, 2014, 11:47:03 pm
Bricks don't really do their job at re-entry level.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Beezlebub on September 08, 2014, 02:44:45 pm
Okay, only 400 words to talk about penises.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on October 09, 2014, 04:49:06 am
"We need to realize the genius of people like George W. Bush." (http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=103955)
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 09, 2014, 05:26:31 am
Warning. Warning. Presence of cola beverage detected. This candy will self-destruct in 60 seconds.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on October 09, 2014, 05:46:34 am
The lesson is, butterfly beats dragon, but birdman beats butterfly.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on October 12, 2014, 02:38:14 am
I'm looking at her and all I can think is "I saw your brothers victims foot in a pot"
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Zygarde on October 19, 2014, 09:36:06 am
I once accidentally had a gay threesome in a tent with three other people sleeping next to us. It was a weird phase of my life.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on October 19, 2014, 03:57:29 pm
It's a burn and an itch at once. It's a ... bitch!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Beezlebub on October 19, 2014, 09:01:29 pm
"This is officially worse than Sean Connery's banana hammock"
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Sigmaleph on November 12, 2014, 11:23:06 pm
"Oh, yeah, I need to murder you real quick. Hold still."
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on November 23, 2014, 03:27:08 pm
My arm is getting sore from pressing the child murder button.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Svata on November 23, 2014, 03:43:34 pm
"Thanks for the help. If you betray us we'll murder the fuck out of you."
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on November 23, 2014, 03:56:21 pm
If you eat a ghost, you get it's eyes!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on November 23, 2014, 09:02:35 pm
It's just not a good party without my friends Mr. Bun-Bun and Mr. Happy-Duck.   Mr. Quacky-Smack...
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Iczerfour on November 25, 2014, 01:19:30 am
Quack!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Eiki-mun on November 27, 2014, 08:15:48 pm
...and that's how my team won the egg contest.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on November 29, 2014, 03:50:32 am
If I knew, then I wouldn't be purple, now would I?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Zygarde on November 30, 2014, 12:30:53 am
To fuck with the exclusion of the same things that have never been seen on the earth, for I will destroy thee
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on November 30, 2014, 12:32:41 am
Step 3: DO NOT get an erection.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Eiki-mun on December 01, 2014, 11:17:52 pm
Not all quillbacks have intestines.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on December 02, 2014, 12:14:18 am
Yes, that's a cat dressed as a shark riding a Roomba.   And a duckling.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: rookie on December 10, 2014, 01:32:31 pm
Normally, the Air Force would shoot you for that. But they figured I was to drunk to remember what I saw.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Random Guy on December 12, 2014, 05:41:55 pm
blub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub glub glub blub blub glub blub blub glub
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on December 15, 2014, 08:34:59 am
Get Lethal with the Self Defense Training System and let every attacker know HE made a fatal mistake when he stupidly picked you. We call it “Attackers Remorse” and it’s the last thing he feels before you obliterate him from existence.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on December 15, 2014, 10:33:16 am
On the bright side:
U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Iczerfour on December 15, 2014, 06:56:09 pm
ding ding ding they even have the twitch!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Random Guy on December 15, 2014, 10:18:13 pm
It is not enough to bake the pie. It is not enough to eat the pie. You must BE THE PIE!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on December 18, 2014, 06:11:42 pm
All glory to the Cult of Dewritos.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: jackdaw on February 01, 2015, 04:54:59 am
These come off as pagan sex jihadists
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Svata on February 01, 2015, 05:25:47 am
E. Plurbus Unum, you cunt.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on February 01, 2015, 09:47:05 pm
I'm being hunted by a cave full of mimes!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 04, 2015, 08:46:53 am
Everything's gone to shit. East Coast vs West Coast, man! East vs West Coast!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 06, 2015, 06:38:12 am
Are two-head bear people shooting at you, and battle cattle mooing? Beware the battle cattle!

Your sword's blowing glue!Let me try that again. Your sword's glowing blue!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Random Guy on March 24, 2015, 01:41:00 am
If you ever see Hitler riding a T-Rex in your direction - you, my friend, are a very unlucky person.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on May 13, 2015, 05:33:23 am
When I first went to the bottling plant, they took me into a room and carved a triangle into my head. Patting me on the head, they whispered in my ear that I now knew the truth.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: rookie on May 13, 2015, 11:31:49 am
Just put down the porcupine and back away slowly.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 26, 2015, 07:39:13 pm
And remember, if at first you don't get heard, beat the other guy very hard in the face with a paperweight.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Eiki-mun on May 27, 2015, 09:03:24 pm
[6:02:44 PM] Xana: it's like having your ass filled with french vanilla coffee creamer
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Svata on July 17, 2015, 08:07:21 pm
Slightly crazy friend - Science has no proof. Only God has proof.
Me- Fffffffffffffffffffffffff
Other, more sane friend- Great. Now he's leaking rage.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Eiki-mun on July 17, 2015, 08:42:08 pm
Slightly crazy friend - Science has no proof. Only God has proof.
Me- Fffffffffffffffffffffffff
Other, more sane friend- Great. Now he's leaking rage.

Ask him why God in his infinite wisdom never mentioned the pentaquark.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: SpaceProg on July 18, 2015, 01:03:54 am
Well... it's a game with dudes who circle around another dude while he fights things made of... dudes.  Lots and lots of dudes.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Eiki-mun on July 20, 2015, 12:52:28 am
Dead people still clog up the engine.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Svata on July 20, 2015, 01:23:38 am
Why are you humping the pizza rolls?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: I am lizard on July 22, 2015, 02:58:24 pm
Castrated chipmunk: the musical
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: TheL on August 05, 2015, 09:03:43 pm
I just wanted some yogurt!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Svata on August 05, 2015, 09:14:07 pm
No. It does not mean fucking your dog is okay. Nothing means fucking your dog is okay. Ever.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on August 15, 2015, 10:55:15 pm
"What the blazes are you doing?!""...setting you ablaze?"
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on August 15, 2015, 11:12:20 pm
Hello! This... is Mum Universe. Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding! Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again. ...Sorry, I panicked.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: TheL on August 16, 2015, 12:36:41 am
I left more than my heart in that Cantina,
I lost my manhood there on Tatooine,
Now it don't mean you're weak
If you turn the other cheek--
Which is why I still go there every week.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: RavynousHunter on August 16, 2015, 04:12:36 pm
I hereby establish that Wednesday is Cock Day.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 19, 2015, 07:13:53 am
Shut the fuck up before I suck your dick so hard it falls off, faggot.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Even Then on September 02, 2015, 09:24:22 am
The fact that you continue to exist proves that there is no inherent order or benevolence to the universe.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: I am lizard on September 10, 2015, 11:48:17 pm
This is a new low, even for Hitler.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on September 14, 2015, 05:18:49 am
"She... stabbed me. With my own knife. How weird is that?"
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 17, 2015, 03:10:14 am
You know it's got to be good when you're flying a Jeep through space while going apeshit with Nintendo controllers.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on September 17, 2015, 05:59:24 am
Shit wrong thread, never mind.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Random Guy on September 24, 2015, 12:57:04 am
Programming is all about knowing when to boil the orange sponge donkey across the phillipines with an orangutang gorilla crossed with a ham sandwich to the fourth power of twelve across the nile with an awful headache from the previous night when all of alfred's naughty jalapeno peppers frog-marched the nordic elves across the loom-lined geronimo induced swamp donkey over and above the fortran fortified kilomanjaro fence past the meticulously crafted anti disgusting sponge cake scenario where all the hats doth quoteth the milk which is not unlike the super werewolf from the infinite realm of ninja-step. it's hard to define, really.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Kat S. on October 17, 2015, 11:23:46 pm
Bake at 350 F for 20 min.  Yields 6.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on October 24, 2015, 03:32:49 pm
It's oligarchs, not door candy.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: mellenORL on October 25, 2015, 12:52:50 am
Oh, the Finns XD.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: guizonde on October 26, 2015, 02:08:57 pm
"why'd you frag the doorman?!"

"because edward pissed me off!"
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Kat S. on October 29, 2015, 04:19:34 pm
Sign here if you agree to the terms above.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: guizonde on October 29, 2015, 05:29:57 pm
You ARE having that pasta's child, you total slut.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Kat S. on October 29, 2015, 06:16:19 pm
Se habla Español.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on October 29, 2015, 07:21:04 pm
Dave, I've never seen so many breasts in my life.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Kat S. on October 29, 2015, 07:39:32 pm
And that, my friends, is how I wrestled a baby elephant.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on October 30, 2015, 12:33:53 am
If I have to fight these fucking not-zombie fucksticks one more fucking time I'm going to throw my fucking xbox out the window.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on October 30, 2015, 09:24:53 pm
seriously, a language that can use four umlauts in a single word is bound to be able to summon cthulu or something.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: guizonde on October 30, 2015, 09:46:59 pm
"how the hell did i manage to pull off a hysterectomy with a shotgun when i shot that man in the face?!"
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Eiki-mun on November 03, 2015, 12:14:26 am
Try getting hard, then stabbing your dick with a needle and see how hard you are after.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Even Then on November 15, 2015, 10:11:58 am
Fun fact: if you have access to fast food and smart phones, you can't experience misogyny.

Whenever I feel insecure about my writing, I just think about how every character in renowned works of fiction is just someone's OC too. That and the fact that Twilight got published.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Zygarde on November 22, 2015, 04:20:17 pm
Well I'm sure as hell ain't going to stick my dick in a cold dish of gravy, I got enough worries on my plate without adding shrinkage to the list.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on November 22, 2015, 08:11:39 pm
So we locked a child actor in a soundproof box while porn stars noisily fucked just outside.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: guizonde on November 24, 2015, 03:51:06 pm
djent. the dubstep of metal.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on November 26, 2015, 12:52:00 am
So, the angry girl who’s name I can’t remember in Parks and Rec drove a riding lawnmower through a Nordstrum?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on November 28, 2015, 05:11:15 am
Would you like to stroke my man shaft as I penetrate your anus and graze subtly and sexually upon your neck until you subdue to my romantic efforts, sir?

I'm sorry?

I said do you have Mars Bars!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Even Then on November 28, 2015, 05:45:27 am
How can you even stroke a dick while it's fucking you in the ass?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: davedan on November 28, 2015, 05:48:34 am
with your colon
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Sigmaleph on November 28, 2015, 04:15:02 pm
If it’s a legitimate branch of study we might append an 'ology’, as we do for zoos, bisexuals, and tops.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Zygarde on November 29, 2015, 10:38:50 am
If Lovecraft taught me anything it's that Lovecraftian demons are nothing but breasts.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Cloud3514 on November 29, 2015, 12:02:20 pm
And of course, needless to say, the watermelon had a pretty bad time.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: niam2023 on November 29, 2015, 07:05:42 pm
I do not know why the overlord dragon has a retail store other than the fact he likes boasting about how low the prices are.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on November 29, 2015, 10:44:11 pm
WORMS NEVER FORGET, MOTHERFUCKER!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on November 29, 2015, 10:48:34 pm
What an excellent Discourse, words are meaningless and I'm ready to die.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Svata on November 30, 2015, 02:25:38 am
"Sorry, I asked for, and I quote, 'a reliable, respectable, verifiable source,' to back you up. WND falls short on all three counts. Please try again."


(Unrelated)


"Your position is so full of classical hubris that Oedipus is sending me texts asking me to warn you to check the ID of your future wife."
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on November 30, 2015, 07:36:24 am
"yup, this is the responsibility of every single black person in the USA who doesn't want to be systemically racismed".
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Even Then on November 30, 2015, 09:01:53 am
Racismed is a verb now.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: I am lizard on December 19, 2015, 10:23:20 pm
All furries like inflation!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Even Then on December 19, 2015, 10:25:31 pm
also the videos on youtube always have pictures of anime girls. the anime girls are very important.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on December 19, 2015, 10:42:59 pm
Quote from: guizonde
that, and i was in a mediterranean oak wearing only my nipple piercing and silk boxers.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Eiki-mun on December 20, 2015, 12:51:20 am
"That's the first time I've ever seen an exploring battering ram."
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 20, 2015, 02:42:32 pm
also the videos on youtube always have pictures of anime girls. the anime girls are very important.

...I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: guizonde on December 20, 2015, 02:56:29 pm
also the videos on youtube always have pictures of anime girls. the anime girls are very important.

...I see what you did there.

i don't. mind lighting my lantern?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 20, 2015, 03:07:41 pm
I know what the source of that quote is, and Even Then almost certainly knows that I know, and I was letting him know that I know that he knows that I know. Pretty straightforward, y'know?



OK, the actual answer is that the source of the quote is me.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Even Then on December 21, 2015, 08:22:28 am
Quote
saying the only morally coherent response to someone trying to murder you is to murder them makes it sound like your philosophical education started and ended with hammurabi’s code
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Kat S. on December 21, 2015, 01:59:30 pm
That smells like lavender.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Zygarde on December 23, 2015, 09:46:45 pm
you are a bisexual dinosaur, I KNEW IT!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: RavynousHunter on December 25, 2015, 12:58:02 am
"Sup, my nigga?" -- My Boss
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Kat S. on December 25, 2015, 01:30:36 am
Press "7" for more options.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: guizonde on January 14, 2016, 12:07:33 pm
"it ain't a wild night in, dude; it's thursday"
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on January 19, 2016, 06:30:03 pm
3. And nerd-shaming.  Lovely.  Don't you have some swirlies to give?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Even Then on January 20, 2016, 05:24:30 am
Quote
but I've been pushing gay necrophilic lizard romance in everyone's faces for 6+ months so what right do I have to whine
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Svata on January 31, 2016, 12:09:11 am
"As uaual, there is no problem that can't be solved with liberal application of Mind Rape."
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on February 05, 2016, 01:20:57 am
"I'm a glorious beacon of mana and light, you bastards!"
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Sigmaleph on February 19, 2016, 01:35:39 pm
It is a little-known fact that some parenting also takes place after the birth of a child. Although this is no doubt the least interesting stage of raising a child, and although it is tempting to leave the child to be raised by wolves, case studies suggest this leads to generally poor outcomes. Arguments that this is due to confounders (women of lower socioeconomic status more likely to live in wolf-inhabited areas) are unconvincing.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Skybison on February 19, 2016, 01:43:10 pm
Those who live in glass houses should always wear clothes.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Svata on February 22, 2016, 01:41:17 am
Quote from: Skybison
I wouldn't visit a forest where the trees are passing around child porn...
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: ironbite on February 22, 2016, 06:09:01 pm
I know I'm not a mod but can we keep that kind of stuff where it belongs ok?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Svata on February 22, 2016, 06:56:15 pm
Sorry, just thought it was funny out of context. Didn't mean anything by it.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Zygarde on March 10, 2016, 01:13:56 pm
Yeesss, this pleases Slaanesh. The Quebec warp gate grows ever stronger
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Svata on March 11, 2016, 12:12:07 pm
This is a general principle that can be extended to many other similar situations. Instead of being locked in a self-storage unit with two rabid wolverines, why not three?
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Ghoti on March 30, 2016, 04:57:44 am
The dark side, like gender, is performative — and the mask, in this case, is literal.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: lord gibbon on November 04, 2016, 01:11:00 am
Kaiser Wilhelm will swallow you all with his bellybutton!
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on November 14, 2016, 05:36:55 pm
Stop being a faggot and touch my balls.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 30, 2017, 07:05:45 am
I love mugs so much, I just might kill myself.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Vman on March 30, 2017, 06:22:07 pm
Common baby light my fire
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Art Vandelay on April 19, 2017, 10:10:02 am
I don't think anyone knows how dangerous it is. I'm getting advice here from a cabbage.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Lana Reverse on April 20, 2017, 04:02:52 pm
I keep trying to clone Muhammad, but his face always comes out green and gold.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Random Guy on April 22, 2017, 06:49:00 am
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Trolls are from Uranus.
Title: Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
Post by: Skybison on June 28, 2017, 12:59:08 am
Linus is repeatedly friendzoned by the Great Pumpkin.