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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2012, 08:17:48 pm »
I just turned my head and saw two Hershey Kisses sitting on my desk.

That would brighten even the gloomiest of days.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2012, 08:37:40 pm »
One of my favorite bands released a new album. Alcest. Fuckin love them and the album is so...so..perfect
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2012, 02:25:51 am »
I just turned my head and saw two Hershey Kisses sitting on my desk.

That would brighten even the gloomiest of days.

I read that as "deck" and thought there was a serious problem.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2012, 02:33:10 am »
I just turned my head and saw two Hershey Kisses sitting on my desk.

That would brighten even the gloomiest of days.

I read that as "deck" and thought there was a serious problem.

If that were the case, that would mean somebody is trying to lure Jeb out of her house with candy. BE CAREFUL, JEBJEB. Don't trust the nice man in the van.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2012, 03:53:42 am »
I figured a new system of comparing notes on my philosophy books. It's color coded and noted and so awesomely organised
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2012, 05:52:39 am »
We found a wild patch of Deadly Nightshade at work today >:D

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2012, 07:19:18 am »
Assuming I don't royally fuck anything up between the hours of 9:00am and 3:30pm during the three days that precede it, come Wednesday week I'll have me a shiny new forklift license.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2012, 07:41:11 am »
After 6 and a half years of college and part of a 20-page paper to go until she gets her bachelor degree, my mom FINALLY has a job interview. At the computer skills screening, the guy seemed impressed with her mad skillz, and while the job wouldn't pay spectacularly, it's more than minimum wage and they'll still have my dad's disability to add to her paycheck. I just hope she can get this job...

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2012, 09:45:41 am »

If that were the case, that would mean somebody is trying to lure Jeb out of her house with candy. BE CAREFUL, JEBJEB. Don't trust the nice man in the van.

But he's so nice!
Everybody's doin' the fish.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2012, 02:06:36 pm »
New computer!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2012, 09:37:29 pm »
Cooooooooooookies.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2012, 10:05:21 pm »
Guitar Pro 6 arrived in the mail today!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2012, 01:48:36 am »
I got my letter of completion for one of my courses. I got a new book, the prince by machiavelli. I also got picked to work on a plant genetic engineering project at a university
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2012, 08:50:58 am »
I sent in my application to the nursing program. That was actually yesterday, but still.

ETA: My brother just brought me Starbucks! And it's super delicious.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2012, 04:18:03 pm »
My chocolate wasn't where I'd left it, so I thought someone had eaten it. But then I found it. And ate it.
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