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This is the same guy who said that if more people had guns, then this wouldn't happen.

I wonder if he seriously thinks guns are a Judeo-Christian value.

Oh, those remarks are child's play compared to this.

This man is fucking certifiable.

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NO!  NO NO NO NO NO!  Nothing Baws Limbauh said had anything to do with this.  This was a random act of terror, that's it.

Ironbite-jesus.

People have an unfortunate tendency of over-analyzing violent, insecure wankers who want to shoot a lot of innocents to get attention.

That's all they are, fucking tossers who don't deserve the attention that gets heaped on them for their evil, vile acts!

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It's who is allowed to have them and where they are allowed to use them.

Not always. It's more "who is able to get them and for what reasons"

After all, I'm fairly certain you're not allowed to unlicensed carry into a theater and blow people away.
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Personally I think it has more to do with that we have gun culture in this country that says that seeking mental health help is for pussies,

I think it's more mental help isn't always available along with an additional I'll bet you not one of these spree shooting fuckers thought there was anything wrong in their skulls.
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"Shooting in Colorado possible false flag 9/11 inside job"

It's like they can't even get six words into one conspiracy theory without losing their train of thought and babbling about another one.

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Same deal with the Columbine shooters.

Some people are just dicks.

Some people are just batcrap crazy.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

No political or conspiracist motives are needed whatsoever.
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I just read a few comments to this effect on CBC. Fucking vultures... I ask again, what the fuck is wrong with people?


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Welp I guess they found out the truth:

http://blog.doodooecon.com/2012/07/former-occupy-san-diego-member-attacks.html

Apparently it is possible that Holmes was a member of the occupy movement. (This was uncovered by a "private investigator") And his reason for the attack was the poor portrayal of the movement in Batman Rises. (Because Bane fights against the 1% and his terrorism and violent tactics are much like the grassroots occupy movement. Wait what?)


Well I guess we have to believe it since the evidence is quite clear that... Actually following the link (http://www.pibillwarner.com/2012/07/occupy-black-bloc-member-james-holmes.html) I don't see any evidence at all... Odd. It is almost as if people were just trying to use this massacre to defame their political opponents... Very professional.



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Welp I guess they found out the truth:

http://blog.doodooecon.com/2012/07/former-occupy-san-diego-member-attacks.html

Apparently it is possible that Holmes was a member of the occupy movement. (This was uncovered by a "private investigator") And his reason for the attack was the poor portrayal of the movement in Batman Rises. (Because Bane fights against the 1% and his terrorism and violent tactics are much like the grassroots occupy movement. Wait what?)


Well I guess we have to believe it since the evidence is quite clear that... Actually following the link (http://www.pibillwarner.com/2012/07/occupy-black-bloc-member-james-holmes.html) I don't see any evidence at all... Odd. It is almost as if people were just trying to use this massacre to defame their political opponents... Very professional.



Excuse me. I'm gonna go and throw up now.

And Fox News will latch onto this story in 3, 2, 1...

I find it funny that teabaggers are enjoying this crap, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
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Welp I guess they found out the truth:

http://blog.doodooecon.com/2012/07/former-occupy-san-diego-member-attacks.html

Apparently it is possible that Holmes was a member of the occupy movement. (This was uncovered by a "private investigator") And his reason for the attack was the poor portrayal of the movement in Batman Rises. (Because Bane fights against the 1% and his terrorism and violent tactics are much like the grassroots occupy movement. Wait what?)


Well I guess we have to believe it since the evidence is quite clear that... Actually following the link (http://www.pibillwarner.com/2012/07/occupy-black-bloc-member-james-holmes.html) I don't see any evidence at all... Odd. It is almost as if people were just trying to use this massacre to defame their political opponents... Very professional.



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You know, even the guys over at AR15.com didn't buy that this was an OWS thing.
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Same deal with the Columbine shooters.

Some people are just dicks.

Some people are just batcrap crazy.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

No political or conspiracist motives are needed whatsoever.

Yep. Sometimes there are political motives for tragic shit like this, but you don't assume there are any by default. You wait for the evidence and then draw a conclusion, not vice-versa. And so far I've seen nothing to seriously suggest any political motives. Even if he were clearly a Tea Partier or an OWSer, his political affiliation still doesn't mean he had a political motive for this particular event.

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Wait, they'll call him on possibly being a occupier, but they won't call him on being a devote Christian. Double standards much, Teabaggers?
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Wait, they'll call him on possibly being a occupier, but they won't call him on being a devote Christian. Double standards much, Teabaggers?
O Riley says that christians dont kkill people

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For some odd reason the words "False" and "Flag" when placed side-by-side never fail to give me an urge to vomit.

Yes, Holmes was a specially-trained Illuminati agent who was programmed to do this just so your right to own guns will be taken away from you!  Chemtrails are being used to cause global warming so the federal government can increase your taxes!  Yes, this is all about you!  Thank God for truthers.  If you didn't have them doing the (Occam's Razor)-1 for you, you wouldn't know what to think!

Hopefully I didn't break too many sarcasm meters.

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