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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #150 on: November 16, 2012, 03:03:22 pm »
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #151 on: November 16, 2012, 03:04:13 pm »
http://www.eff-clan.org/ It's a Star Wars fan site where I guess a pastor is kinda like being a Jedi master.
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #152 on: November 16, 2012, 03:04:30 pm »
It is no wonder why this forum is the subject of much hilarity over at EFF forum. Funny in a sad sort of way. Repent and accept Jesus.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #153 on: November 16, 2012, 03:05:06 pm »
http://www.eff-clan.org/ It's a Star Wars fan site.
So he's not a Baptist, he's a Sith Lord?

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #154 on: November 16, 2012, 03:05:39 pm »
Repent and accept Jesus.
I'M SORRY, PASTOR DAVE. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #155 on: November 16, 2012, 03:05:47 pm »
I hope my posts have proven helpful, and that the Pastor hasn't turned any of you against me.
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #156 on: November 16, 2012, 03:06:09 pm »
Just going through my old photobucket.  Kinda slim pickings


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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #157 on: November 16, 2012, 03:06:40 pm »
So he's not a Baptist, he's a Sith Lord?

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #158 on: November 16, 2012, 03:08:05 pm »
http://www.eff-clan.org/ It's a Star Wars fan site where I guess a pastor is kinda like being a Jedi master.

But where failing at trolling and debate is still failing.


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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #160 on: November 16, 2012, 03:09:29 pm »
I hope my posts have proven helpful, and that the Pastor hasn't turned any of you against me.
Pastor used logical fallacies? Must...crush...Catholicism...

Of course not, Rinella.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #161 on: November 16, 2012, 03:10:23 pm »
That's not the Pastor you're looking for.
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It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #163 on: November 16, 2012, 03:11:20 pm »
So he's not a Baptist, he's a Sith Lord?

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #164 on: November 16, 2012, 03:12:33 pm »
So he's not a Baptist, he's a Sith Lord?

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The difference between 0 and 1 is infinite. The difference between 1 and a million is a matter of degree. - Zack Johnson

Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.