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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2012, 03:55:48 pm »
Gingrich has a rebuttal.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/gingrich-addresses-questions-ex-wife-allegations-184740640.html

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"I have been very open about my life," Gingrich said. "I have been very open about mistakes i have made. I have been very open about needing to go to God about forgiveness to seek reconciliation. Callista and I have a wonderful relationship."

So it's okay to lie, cheat and thumb your nose at all the traditional family values you claim to uphold as long as you go to gawd afterwards.
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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2012, 03:56:49 pm »
Gingrich has a rebuttal.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/gingrich-addresses-questions-ex-wife-allegations-184740640.html

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"I have been very open about my life," Gingrich said. "I have been very open about mistakes i have made. I have been very open about needing to go to God about forgiveness to seek reconciliation. Callista and I have a wonderful relationship."

So it's okay to lie, cheat and thumb your nose at all the traditional family values you claim to uphold as long as you go to gawd afterwards.

Sounds like my father.

That is not a compliment.
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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2012, 04:04:34 pm »
Gingrich has a rebuttal.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/gingrich-addresses-questions-ex-wife-allegations-184740640.html

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"I have been very open about my life," Gingrich said. "I have been very open about mistakes i have made. I have been very open about needing to go to God about forgiveness to seek reconciliation. Callista and I have a wonderful relationship."

So it's okay to lie, cheat and thumb your nose at all the traditional family values you claim to uphold as long as you go to gawd afterwards.

Why don't you go to your previous wives for forgiveness? You know, the people you actually hurt.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2012, 04:13:33 pm »
Gingrich has a rebuttal.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/gingrich-addresses-questions-ex-wife-allegations-184740640.html

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"I have been very open about my life," Gingrich said. "I have been very open about mistakes i have made. I have been very open about needing to go to God about forgiveness to seek reconciliation. Callista and I have a wonderful relationship."

So it's okay to lie, cheat and thumb your nose at all the traditional family values you claim to uphold as long as you go to gawd afterwards.

Why don't you go to your previous wives for forgiveness? You know, the people you actually hurt.
I dunno, that sounds kinda difficult. Puts you at some kind of emotional risk, too, I’m sure. No, much safer to pray it away. ::)
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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2012, 04:30:46 pm »
He makes my flesh crawl.
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Newton Leroy Gingrich wanted...
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Re: Newton Leroy Gingrich wanted...
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2012, 06:08:49 pm »
HAH! Why does it seem so utterly, cosmically fitting that newt's middle name is "LEROY?"
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Re: Newton Leroy Gingrich wanted...
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2012, 06:11:30 pm »
Good thing he signed that pledge not to cheat on his current wife

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Re: Newton Leroy Gingrich wanted...
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2012, 06:12:53 pm »
Can't resist:

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Re: Newton Leroy Gingrich wanted...
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2012, 06:14:05 pm »
Don't forget, he ditched his first wife when she got diagnosed with cancer, and then ditched his second wife when she got diagnosed with MS. Both times quickly marrying the mistress he had on the side. The man is just a walking pile of testicles.
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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2012, 06:19:28 pm »
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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2012, 06:24:21 pm »
Don't forget, he ditched his first wife when she got diagnosed with cancer, and then ditched his second wife when she got diagnosed with MS. Both times quickly marrying the mistress he had on the side. The man is just a walking pile of testicles.
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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2012, 06:30:53 pm »
Seeking an affair when your marriage is on the rocks--rather than, I dunno, using your words like grownups and talking it out and seeing a counselor to see if the relationship can be saved or if it's mutually time to go your separate ways--is pretty jerky behvaiour by itself. Not outright cruel, but not very nice either.

Divorcing a spouse for the person you had an affair with is a bit further up on the Asshole Scale.

Divorcing a SICK spouse suffering from a MAJOR, LONG-TERM, DEBILITATING, LIFE-CHANGING ILLNESS for the person with whom you've been having an affair for a third of your marriage? And doing it TWICE?

There is no level of douchebaggery on any known scale comparable to that.
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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2012, 06:37:34 pm »
All I'm sayin' is the current Mrs. Newt best hope she stays healthy, knowhutimsayin?
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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2012, 06:51:48 pm »
Bitch would deserve it, if you ask me--I mean an important man with a sex drive like Newt's can't be expected to have COMPASSION for someone who was careless enough with herself to get cancer or MS or, I dunno, Parkinson's or Lou Gehrig's disease or some shit. You gotta be healthy, attractive, and young for Sex Master Leroy Newt or you're OUT on your ASS.
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