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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2012, 09:58:15 am »
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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2012, 05:35:25 am »
So basically, Newt approaches marriage like the GOP does health care: if they get sick, fuck 'em, we gone!

Isn't that the same with all fundies?

Newt really has some interesting charm to woo the people even though he is shown to be a hypercrite. Seriously do these people think? Still Newt you're a piece of work.

I personally think all the candidates suck. Can we vote in Colbert please?
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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2012, 10:59:36 am »
I think the real alarming issue revealed here is the fundamentalist, evangelical Christian belief that if you are the right kind of Christian and are really sorry about the bad and disgusting shit you have done, it's cool, because YOU ARE FORGIVEN! No one is allowed to talk about it or judge you for it or hold it against you because YOU ARE FORGIVEN!

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Gullible Evangelical: "OK!"
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Re: "Gingrich wanted open marriage" claims 2nd wife
« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2012, 02:14:48 pm »
I think the real alarming issue revealed here is the fundamentalist, evangelical Christian belief that if you are the right kind of Christian and are really sorry about the bad and disgusting shit you have done, it's cool, because YOU ARE FORGIVEN! No one is allowed to talk about it or judge you for it or hold it against you because YOU ARE FORGIVEN!

Preacher: "Yeah I stole all that money from the church but I am really, really sorry about it! I'm forgiven! So send in that check to help out our ministry..."

Gullible Evangelical: "OK!"


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