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Re: Colbert 2012
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2012, 04:26:39 am »
yeah, I don't particularly like Colbert's show, but hell, I'd vote for him because the stupid act is just an act, he's got a good head on his shoulders
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Re: Colbert 2012
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2012, 10:46:35 am »
Hell, I wish I was an American citizen, just so I could vote for him/

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Re: Colbert 2012
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2012, 09:15:30 pm »
I find it amusing because I had already decided a few months ago that I was gonna vote for Colbert.
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Re: Colbert 2012
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2012, 09:32:37 pm »
Colbert/Huntsman ticket fuck yeah!
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Re: Colbert 2012
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2012, 05:47:02 am »
Are they going to let Colbert into any of the debates? I doubt it, but that would be epic.
He'd win.

Without a doubt dood. Huntsman would be a good vice president. He would be a good president as well if he stays the course. Too bad not many GOP would vote for him due to being a Mormon. Both could make our country great again and deal with the stubborn old goats in Congress. Huntsman might have been like Eisenhower but who knows maybe he'll try next year. Colbert though would be a great president and far cooler than Bush would ever be. Maybe more popular than Obama. He would be the best choice to rival Obama than the Legit Repub choices we have left. Pity Eisenhower was one of the Great Republican Presidents (No Pres is perfect) though Ford wasn't to bad.
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Re: Colbert 2012
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2012, 07:13:52 am »
The circus has a professional clown now.
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: Colbert 2012
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2012, 07:50:57 am »
There should be a write in campaign for the national level.
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Re: Colbert 2012
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2012, 09:17:58 am »
If an actor could become the "best beloved president ever" - why not a comedian?
To this Canadian Colbert seems to understand the issues better than any of the candidates I have seen.  He's cuter too!

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Re: Colbert 2012
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2012, 09:59:25 am »
Are they going to let Colbert into any of the debates? I doubt it, but that would be epic.
He'd win.

Without a doubt dood. Huntsman would be a good vice president. He would be a good president as well if he stays the course. Too bad not many GOP would vote for him due to being a Mormon. Both could make our country great again and deal with the stubborn old goats in Congress. Huntsman might have been like Eisenhower but who knows maybe he'll try next year. Colbert though would be a great president and far cooler than Bush would ever be. Maybe more popular than Obama. He would be the best choice to rival Obama than the Legit Repub choices we have left. Pity Eisenhower was one of the Great Republican Presidents (No Pres is perfect) though Ford wasn't to bad.
Huntsman would not be a good president, he only looks good because he's being compared to the likes of Perry, Paul, and Romney. For example, he wants to end capital gains taxation, he's anti-abortion, and wants to cut taxes to the point where we'd bleed from it (check his wiki article if you want a citation).

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Re: Colbert 2012
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2012, 11:13:53 am »
Are they going to let Colbert into any of the debates? I doubt it, but that would be epic.
He'd win.

Without a doubt dood. Huntsman would be a good vice president. He would be a good president as well if he stays the course. Too bad not many GOP would vote for him due to being a Mormon. Both could make our country great again and deal with the stubborn old goats in Congress. Huntsman might have been like Eisenhower but who knows maybe he'll try next year. Colbert though would be a great president and far cooler than Bush would ever be. Maybe more popular than Obama. He would be the best choice to rival Obama than the Legit Repub choices we have left. Pity Eisenhower was one of the Great Republican Presidents (No Pres is perfect) though Ford wasn't to bad.
Huntsman would not be a good president, he only looks good because he's being compared to the likes of Perry, Paul, and Romney. For example, he wants to end capital gains taxation, he's anti-abortion, and wants to cut taxes to the point where we'd bleed from it (check his wiki article if you want a citation).

THANK YOU. I'm sick of the Huntsman propaganda train. He's not a Republican moderate any more than Ron Paul is; he simply has the appearance of such when compared to the truly crazy.

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Re: Colbert 2012
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2012, 02:20:37 pm »
If an actor could become the "best beloved president ever" - why not a comedian?
To this Canadian Colbert seems to understand the issues better than any of the candidates I have seen.  He's cuter too!

So I'm not the only one who wants to kiss him every time he does the slow-smile? ;D
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