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Ask the next poster a question!
« on: March 03, 2013, 12:31:04 am »
Poster 1 asks a question

Poster 2 answers, then asks a new question.

I'll start, naturally:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?


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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2013, 12:43:09 am »
None woodchucks are actually secretly building a wood mech to wage war against the beavers.


How many times have I been punched in the face (Hint its more than 2 less than 11)

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2013, 12:53:43 am »
None woodchucks are actually secretly building a wood mech to wage war against the beavers.


How many times have I been punched in the face (Hint its more than 2 less than 11)

Between 3 and 10 times

What were your two favorite Late 1990's/ Early 2000's cartoons?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2013, 12:58:03 am »
Spongebob Squarepants (prior to The Movie) and Invader Zim. The last few Nicktoons worth a damn (for the record, the last Nicktoon I've liked was My Life As a Teenage Robot. Yes, I loved that show, so shut up).

(Christ, I have a shitty taste in cartoons, but it could've been worse...)

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2013, 01:40:54 am »
Whenever you feel like it?

You find yourself stranded in the middle of a golf course. It's raining quite heavily and you're butt naked. What do you do?

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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2013, 01:44:17 am »
Why, search for ducks, of course. Ducks are always on golf courses and always know the fastest way out of them! Yeah, they'll probably peck mercilessly at my exposed, sensitive areas, but it's still worth a shot!

So you're making out with your honey, when all of a sudden the girl rings. You pick it up, and a voice on the other line says, "what are you doing with my daughter." You ask your girl what's going on, but she says, "my dad is dead." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2013, 02:49:29 am »
Why, search for ducks, of course. Ducks are always on golf courses and always know the fastest way out of them! Yeah, they'll probably peck mercilessly at my exposed, sensitive areas, but it's still worth a shot!

So you're making out with your honey, when all of a sudden the girl rings. You pick it up, and a voice on the other line says, "what are you doing with my daughter." You ask your girl what's going on, but she says, "my dad is dead." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Well obviously she should Throw it on the Ground.

Invent a whole-body sign language, or invent a language spoken with the mouth closed?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2013, 01:53:35 pm »
Invent a language spoken with the mouth closed that way I can still talk while keeping silent in class


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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2013, 02:11:46 pm »
Bad movie.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2013, 02:17:29 pm »
With a dance competition. Preferably late 60's roller disco. Bell bottoms and afros were awesome.

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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2013, 02:45:01 pm »
Why do birds sing so gay? And lovers await the break of day, why do they fall in looooooooooooooooooooooooooove?



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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2013, 02:53:06 pm »
Rich people shed a tear of jealousy.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2013, 03:08:04 pm »
They drown in their own puke.  Either they do that or they release tons of vomit into the ocean.

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« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2013, 03:30:05 pm »
To be the very best. Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2013, 04:45:21 pm »
I do both.

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