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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2013, 01:59:40 pm »
Theres not too shabby porn of ruxpin out there

Oh yeah, I remember finding that when I was ten...

You're 29. Rounding up to 30, you were 10 in 1993.

....goddamn, that porn turned up fast. That's pre-internet!

Not where I was! I had 'net back in '93.  Granted, it was dial-up, but I had it.  Ah, memories of slow-loading porn.  Good times.  Thank god for cable.
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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2013, 04:14:31 pm »
wow you had net in 93? I thought we were early getting it in 96.
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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2013, 12:01:04 am »
was a bit odd, but I wasn't complaining.
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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2013, 12:59:52 am »
I can't imagine how most of your porn looked like in the infancy of the internet. I can believe they were pretty primitive.

And since we're talking about drawn pornography, I also can't imagine how primitive they must have looked, considering programs like Photoshop were also in their infancy, or they were scanned images.

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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2013, 10:34:18 pm »
I make it through this thread without any mention of how a demonic Teddy Ruxpin killed some poor fucker named Doug?  Granted, he got better, but still... DEMONIC RUXPIN EXISTS!
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