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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2013, 05:52:24 pm »
Went to Lavender Town, heard the music.  Decided to stay.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2013, 02:53:39 am »
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2013, 09:10:00 am »
I woke up in a very comfortable bed, this morning.  Wait...this isn't my room.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2013, 07:58:11 pm »
drop your pants. burn the seeds away.

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2013, 09:25:00 am »
Hearing a baby's laughter is one of the best sounds you can hear, supposedly. Unless it's 3am, there isn't a baby in your house, or anywhere near you.

I woke up to a message on my computer from a long lost friend timestamped today. I was at his funeral five years ago.

I woke up to someone stroking my hair. Too bad I was alone in the room.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2013, 02:56:39 pm »
Clear night sky, no stars.

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #36 on: October 28, 2013, 11:40:11 am »
My pastor came up with this one for a pre-service Bible study one Sunday:

One day, Lazarus suddenly died and went to heaven. A few days later, Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead.
I'm in science to discover and analyze God's wonderful universe, not gripe about how people don't like God.  I believe the creation/evolution debate is a waste of Christian brains (we have them, believe it or not) that could be better spent on making actual things.

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2013, 12:29:59 pm »
I'm sure this castle isn't haunted. I've lived here my whole life - all 800 years!

I wake up to the sound of my brother shouting and banging things in the next room. You'd think he'd stop acting like a five-year-old at some point, but I guess being dead doesn't give that many opportunities to mature.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2013, 06:54:49 am »
Oh shit! The condom broke.

You ate my muffin? Goddamnit, you owe me a new box of laxatives.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2013, 02:52:13 pm »
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa.  Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2014, 12:41:55 am »
A couple of my friends will be staying with us for a couple of weeks. They're both hardcore bronies.

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #41 on: July 30, 2014, 03:05:30 pm »
What would my grandmother say if she were alive today? Probably "Help! Get me out of this box!"

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #42 on: July 30, 2014, 03:43:31 pm »
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #43 on: July 31, 2014, 11:20:50 am »
Sometimes, I think the rosebushes would look nicer with a clipping. Of course, most roses don't look like eyeballs.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2014, 03:51:30 pm »
She was a tall, leggy blonde. Her name was Ann Coulter.