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XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« on: November 21, 2013, 07:01:35 pm »
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Some faith in humanity restored for comments calling out how ridiculous this is when there more pressing issues and that this hurts Info Wars' credibility.
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2013, 07:10:08 pm »
this hurts Info Wars' credibility.

When credibility can be expressed as a very large negative number, I'll believe that.
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2013, 07:11:40 pm »
Yeah I'm with Ironchew (if that can be uttered) since when did Info Wars have credibility it's run by Alex Jones the wingnut to end all wingnuts.

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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2013, 07:23:33 pm »
Just like with Obamacare, the XBox One has enough real problems (the always on idea already bothers me), that there's no reason to make up fake ones.
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2013, 03:49:29 am »
Checking the comment, I found this gem:

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My god when will you quit with this stupid XBox story thing? Did you guys get paid by sony or something?
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2013, 09:32:36 am »
They've been running this story for like a week now.
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2013, 09:52:14 am »
...and that this hurts Info Wars' credibility.
Hurts their what now?

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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2013, 10:02:25 am »
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2013, 10:03:50 am »
Checking the comment, I found this gem:

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My god when will you quit with this stupid XBox story thing? Did you guys get paid by sony or something?

Yah can't see xbust playas dicks anyway. Too small!/sony fanboy
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2013, 10:04:58 am »
While the camera recording data is a concern it certainly won't see your dick. 

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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2013, 10:05:26 am »
Checking the comment, I found this gem:

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My god when will you quit with this stupid XBox story thing? Did you guys get paid by sony or something?

Yah can't see xbust playas dicks anyway. Too small!/sony fanboy

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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2013, 10:09:37 am »
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2013, 11:43:46 am »
Just like with Obamacare, the XBox One has enough real problems (the always on idea already bothers me), that there's no reason to make up fake ones.

It's not always on anymore (and hasn't been for a while now). They changed it so you can now completely turn the Kinnect off altogether and stll use the console, instead of it being only slighlty "off" as was the case before..

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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2013, 02:15:15 pm »
Xbox One can't even do much of anything until you download a patch to begin with. lmfao

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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2013, 03:38:37 pm »
Just like with Obamacare, the XBox One has enough real problems (the always on idea already bothers me), that there's no reason to make up fake ones.

It's not always on anymore (and hasn't been for a while now). They changed it so you can now completely turn the Kinnect off altogether and stll use the console, instead of it being only slighlty "off" as was the case before..

I meant the, "always online," idea where you had to have you X1 logged online at least once every 24 hours or you couldn't play your games.  I hope this changes in the future as I really wanted an X1 so I don't have to keep switching systems to play my 360 games.
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