XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars

[ironbite]

Yeah that, that got walked back when someone at Microsoft realized how stupid that was.  It only has to go online once to download a day one patch to actually make it work.

Ironbite-gonna suck for anyone without internet who gets this doorstop though.

[Vypernight]

Yeah that, that got walked back when someone at Microsoft realized how stupid that was.  It only has to go online once to download a day one patch to actually make it work.

Ironbite-gonna suck for anyone without internet who gets this doorstop though.

Oh, that's not bad then.  Thanks for the info.

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Was I the only one who got the vibe that this article was written as an excuse for the Infowars folk to talk (and likely fantasize) about penises?

[Thejebusfire]

Microsoft watches you masturbate.

[KZN02]

Was I the only one who got the vibe that this article was written as an excuse for the Infowars folk to talk (and likely fantasize) about penises?

What's Info Wars' stance on homosexuality?

[Osama bin Bambi]

Was I the only one who got the vibe that this article was written as an excuse for the Infowars folk to talk (and likely fantasize) about penises?

What's Info Wars' stance on homosexuality?

Alex Jones is one of those people who insists that they don't hate gay people but constantly make gay jokes and infer that the Illuminati is gay, as if that is another sign of their depravity.

He also thinks that gay people are created by the government.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2w2TRxSLxw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2w2TRxSLxw</a>

I also recall a recent article that claims the Toronto mayor is actually being persecuted, in part because he stood up to the gay agenda by saying only druggies and LGBT people get AIDS.

[mellenORL]

I figured out I liked only girls when I was five. In 1965. 'Splain that, AJ?

[MadCatTLX]

I also recall a recent article that claims the Toronto mayor is actually being persecuted, in part because he stood up to the gay agenda by saying only druggies and LGBT people get AIDS.

So is that him admitting he has AIDS?

[Art Vandelay]

Yeah that, that got walked back when someone at Microsoft realized how stupid that was.  It only has to go online once to download a day one patch to actually make it work.

Ironbite-gonna suck for anyone without internet who gets this doorstop though.

Eh, just a matter of waiting until a batch of consoles that have the patch pre-installed hits the market.

Kind of what everyone should be doing anyway, since buying on launch is tres stupido.

[MadCatTLX]

They're acting like most of what was done with the old PlayStation and 360 camera chat things wasn't the voluntary showing of crotches. Besides, what would scanning people's dicks even do?

I liked it back when conspiracy theories had reasons they might possibly be done. Castro could arguably have thought he'd gain something by killing Kennedy. There's a legitimate reason why the government would want to hide aliens.

 The thing is, many recent theories have no discernible goal. But why would someone declare marshall law over the country? That'd only piss people off and make them fight back as opposed to currently where politicians already make obscene amounts of money. Why hide the Illuminati headquaters under a busy airport(Denver)?

And of coarse one of the stupidest is this one. Why? Why would Microsoft want shitty pictures of dicks? What goal would it serve? Are they making a secret dick identification registry for when the New World Order takes over? Someone at Microsoft likes dicks but the entirety of the internet's porn isn't enough? What would this conspiracy accomplish?

[Osama bin Bambi]

I figured out I liked only girls when I was five. In 1965. 'Splain that, AJ?

Fluoride in the water.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nP_hNavWjo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nP_hNavWjo</a>

[Askold]

I also recall a recent article that claims the Toronto mayor is actually being persecuted, in part because he stood up to the gay agenda by saying only druggies and LGBT people get AIDS.

So is that him admitting he has AIDS?

And did he begin using drugs simply because it was either that or people would believe he got AIDS because of being gay?

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

The full quote, in all of its glory: "If you are not doing needles and you are not gay, you wouldn’t get AIDS probably. That’s the bottom line…. How are women getting it? Maybe they are sleeping with bisexual men."

Some other fun quotes from him:

"I don’t understand. No. 1, I don’t understand a transgender, I don’t understand, is it a guy dressed up like a girl or a girl dressed up like a guy? And we’re funding this for, I don’t know, what does it say here? We’re giving them $3,210?"

"This is an insult to my constituents to even think about having a homeless shelter in their ward. And you want me to have a public meeting to discuss this? Why don’t we have a public lynching?"

"You right-wing communist bastards. Who the fuck do you think you are? Are you a fucking teacher? Do you want your little wife to go over to Iran and get raped and shot?" (While getting kicked out of some facility for being drunk)

"Those Oriental people work like dogs. They work their hearts out. They are workers non-stop. They sleep beside their machines. That’s why they’re successful in life. I went to Seoul, South Korea, I went to Taipei, Taiwan. I went to Tokyo, Japan. That’s why these people are so hard workers (sic). I’m telling you, the Oriental people, they’re slowly taking over."

(When This Hour Has 22 Minutes tried to interview him) "You … bitches! Don’t you fucking know? I’m Rob fucking Ford, the mayor of this city!"

All from here: http://jeromiewilliams.com/2013/11/03/updated-list-113-things-toronto-mayor-rob-ford-has-done-besides-smoking-crack-in-a-video/

[kefkaownsall]

Was Rob ford a failed experiment to project meanness into

[Captain Jack Harkness]

They're acting like most of what was done with the old PlayStation and 360 camera chat things wasn't the voluntary showing of crotches. Besides, what would scanning people's dicks even do?

I liked it back when conspiracy theories had reasons they might possibly be done. Castro could arguably have thought he'd gain something by killing Kennedy. There's a legitimate reason why the government would want to hide aliens.

 The thing is, many recent theories have no discernible goal. But why would someone declare marshall law over the country? That'd only piss people off and make them fight back as opposed to currently where politicians already make obscene amounts of money. Why hide the Illuminati headquaters under a busy airport(Denver)?

And of coarse one of the stupidest is this one. Why? Why would Microsoft want shitty pictures of dicks? What goal would it serve? Are they making a secret dick identification registry for when the New World Order takes over? Someone at Microsoft likes dicks but the entirety of the internet's porn isn't enough? What would this conspiracy accomplish?

Obviously the Jew World Order is compiling a list of circumcized and uncircumcized people.  Then they can force people to buy Obamacare, which will require them to get circumcized!