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Offline Osama bin Bambi

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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2013, 10:16:36 pm »
I found this on Info Wars on the bus today...

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One Third of American Sheeple Would Ben Dover for the TSA…

…in order to fly by submitting to a TSA body cavity search. And 57% of the American sheeple believe that disobeying one of the TSA’s S&M Masters or Mistresses in a public place for any reason should be illegal. (Public place—as opposed to a private place? What’s that all about? Oh…I get it: They don’t want the bystanding sheeple to witness disobedience by one of their fellow sheeple. It might give them rebellious ideas too.)

But here’s the “best” news:

“…the TSA’s reputation has remained largely intact despite a series of scandals and widespread criticism from innumerable public figures.”

Interestingly, Republicans are more accepting of TSA groin grabs than Democrats. (Perhaps Democrats get more action at home than Republicans.) Yet, more Democrats than Republicans thought the TSA was doing a good job. Go figure.
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2013, 10:56:02 pm »
Last I checked, EVERYONE hated the TSA. Do they have any numbers to back up their claims?
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2013, 11:09:11 pm »
Quote from: Waldorf X on November 26, 2013, 10:56:02 pm
Last I checked, EVERYONE hated the TSA. Do they have any numbers to back up their claims?

Of course they do, pulled straight from a study conducted by the highly reputable Institute of My Arse.
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2013, 05:08:46 pm »
Really, what stuck out to me was how he called the TSA "S&M Masters and Mistresses" and suggested that Democrats had better sex lives.
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2013, 07:15:56 pm »
Quote from: Osama bin Bambi on November 27, 2013, 05:08:46 pm
Really, what stuck out to me was how he called the TSA "S&M Masters and Mistresses" and suggested that Democrats had better sex lives.

These people think about sex twice as much as the average Republican, that's for sure.
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2013, 07:24:17 pm »
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You right-wing communist bastards.

Being a right-wing communist sounds....difficult.
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2013, 08:02:24 pm »
Kim Jong Un is one
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2013, 08:12:34 pm »
Quote from: kefkaownsall on December 05, 2013, 08:02:24 pm
Kim Jong Un is one

North Korea doesn't even call itself communist anymore. They're "Kimilsungist-Kimjongilest". No, I'm not making that shit up.
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2013, 01:19:48 am »
My god... Could you make that up?
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2013, 11:35:25 am »
Try sayin that shit 10 times fast...
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Re: XBox One can see your Dick according to Info Wars
« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2013, 02:19:07 pm »
I've seen some of the guys who believe Info Wars.

So I find this claim difficult to accept.

No device can see anything that small
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