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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2730 on: July 11, 2016, 05:11:02 pm »
Granted, but it's always rotten.

I wish crows didn't exist.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2731 on: July 13, 2016, 02:38:38 pm »
Granted, due to an extremely common and ecologically varied group of species going extinct, ecosystems around the world start to collapse.

I wish for a large pepperoni pizza with a side order of buffalo wings.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2732 on: July 13, 2016, 05:06:15 pm »
Granted.  They're thrown at your face.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2733 on: July 13, 2016, 07:58:41 pm »
Granted, it's dropped directly on you.

I wish for a higher alcohol tolerance.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2734 on: July 13, 2016, 08:53:27 pm »
Granted, your tolerence is so high you can't get any kind of buzz from Alcohol or any other drug.

I wish the real Orson Scott Card would suddenly break free from whatever prison he's being held in and get rid of the bigoted hack that's been impersonating him for the last decade or so.