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Make your own conspiracy theory.
« on: December 28, 2014, 10:59:38 pm »
Because this thread needs to be made so I don't go mad out of creativity.

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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2014, 11:43:43 pm »
I'm convinced Dave Grohl is working for the NWO. He's been racking up favors for years. For decades. Just playing with, and recruiting.  He's played with everyone from Paul McCartney to Norah Jones to Joe Walsh to, well let's say the list of people he hasn't jammed with is smaller than those he has. Anyways, he's almost ready to lead the propaganda campaign. Specifically from music. All kinds of music. Ya see, from McCartney he learned second hand how to use music to control people, like the Beatles did with the hippies. Grohl had started back in his Nirvana days. And Cobain started to piece it together.  Think about it.
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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2014, 04:38:46 pm »
Monopoly is actually a business plot.
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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2014, 04:45:47 pm »
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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2014, 12:06:11 am »
Most modern conspiracy theories were created by the Illuminati to make any theory involving a shadowy cabal controlling the world seem stupid by association.
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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2014, 10:28:12 am »
All the Aussies on this board are one giant hive mind filled with deadly spiders.
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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2015, 02:38:15 pm »
The long, sordid history of Christians acting like assholes is really a giant conspiracy of Satanic infiltrators to make Christianity look bad by association. Wait, wasn't this already on the FSTDT page?
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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2015, 03:09:22 pm »
Ranger_Joe is actually Sigmaleph.
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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2015, 12:31:52 am »
Ranger_Joe is actually Sigmaleph.

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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2015, 12:43:10 am »
Most modern conspiracy theories were created by the Illuminati to make any theory involving a shadowy cabal controlling the world seem stupid by association.


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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2015, 04:57:00 pm »
I'm actually a bunch of Corgis at a keyboard.
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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2015, 07:31:30 pm »
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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2015, 08:22:22 pm »
What if AGDQ is just set up by Valve to try to get us to buy more games? And it's really a sinister corporate plot?
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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2015, 10:48:41 pm »
Half life 3 has already been completed, Gabe is simply punishing us for the "worth the weight" jokes.

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Re: Make your own conspiracy theory.
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2015, 07:04:22 am »
Acupuncture is just a practical joke.

20 years ago or so someone thought it would be really funny to invent a fake asian medicine that was just sticking needles into people and make their child think it was real. Because simply telling the kid about something like that is not enough they convinced other people to get in on the joke and then it got viral. Pretty soon even directors started putting "acupuncture" in TV-shows and movies and the chinese in particular loved the joke and they made all kinds of fake stories about it. All for the purpose of fooling one child.

They were supposed to wait until the kid goes to get acupunture and then just before sticking them with a needle they would shout "Fooled you!" and end the charade but so far it hasn't happened because the damn kid is afraid of needles...

And now the joke got out of hands and due to sunk cost fallacy ( http://www.logicallyfallacious.com/index.php/logical-fallacies/174-sunk-cost-fallacy ) no one is willing to give up. We have people setting up fake acupuncture facilities in cities all over the world and manning then during business hours just in case the kid walks into one of them. Bunch of old movies and books have been edited just to put references of acupuncture into them (as if anyone would really believe that getting poked with needles is going to make you feel better!)

I for one am getting tired of this joke and suggest we stop this and start doing something more constructive with our lives than participating in the worlds biggest dad joke...
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