This should be fun, it'll be like McCarthyism but for kiddy fiddlers.
And oodles of lefty spivs lining up to defend the accused. Fukken gold.
Have you considered going and fucking yourself?
If I did fuck myself, at least my sexual partner would be over the age of consent.
Although from your enraged tone I guess you're one of those creepy anorak-wearing dudes who protests against the laws against that sort of thing...
If you like silly, dishonest slander - when did you stop raping children?
Er, I've never been able to afford such progressive attitudes to sex, or the hollywood lifestyle.
Now, do you have anything other than a terribly unwitty "No U"?
You English. You label dissembling wit and mock a simple honest truth as dull.
I'll give it to you straight: progressives are people. You are lying about people, real people who exist; not even you would deny your accusations are false. One of the people you've slandered is me. You're saying, basically, that I'm a criminal. That is not acceptable. I suggest you either apologise or be banned from this forum. To be clear, mods, I think this is as bannable an offence as I've ever seen.
It's not quite a question, but it is direct.