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Thread Killer
« on: January 04, 2012, 02:31:29 am »
Cough.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 02:34:12 am »
Oh no you di'in't.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 02:36:03 am »
Girlfriend, don't go there.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 02:37:39 am »
OH SNAP

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 02:38:10 am »
Gurrl, you jus jelly.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 02:41:33 am »
You are not prepared for my delicious gelatin dessert.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 02:46:17 am »
But I trained really hard to be prepared.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 02:51:09 am »
What of my delicious pudding? I SEE. I HAVE STUMPED YOU WITH DAIRY CONFECTIONS.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 02:52:39 am »
I DIDN'T TRAIN FOR THE PUDDING, RAAAAH
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2012, 03:11:07 am »
I must be really tired, because I read "train" and thought it was the wrong word, as if the transportation and the verb are two different spellings.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2012, 03:18:42 am »
I DIDN'T TRAIN FOR THE PUDDING, RAAAAH
I must be really tired, because I read "train" and thought it was the wrong word, as if the transportation and the verb are two different spellings.
Then take the bus instead.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2012, 03:19:51 am »
I'm scared.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2012, 03:20:02 am »
I read it as "I didn't rain for the pudding." Rain isn't very delicious.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2012, 03:32:19 am »
Some playas make it rain for hoes. I make it rain for some nice smooth pudding.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2012, 04:30:56 am »
Oh thread Killer thread...how I love you.