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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2640 on: January 10, 2016, 11:26:16 pm »
Yeah not putting it on your cock was a bit of a rookie mistake. Because when she asked where it was you could have whipped it out and asked her to help herself to cream.

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« Reply #2641 on: January 10, 2016, 11:27:49 pm »
Yeah not putting it on your cock was a bit of a rookie mistake. Because when she asked where it was you could have whipped it out and asked her to help herself to cream.

Yeah, you totally dropped the ball, Veras. That girl wanted you bad.
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« Reply #2642 on: January 10, 2016, 11:29:46 pm »
There's always next time. To make sure you're ready, start subtly jerking off anytime someone orders a drink with whipped cream.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #2643 on: January 10, 2016, 11:32:01 pm »
I think really you should just spray a big wad of whipped cream in your pants at the beginning of the shift. Then ask if people want extra cream? If they say yes, whip it out and say help yourself

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« Reply #2644 on: January 10, 2016, 11:41:09 pm »
He's gonna have some creamy balls if he goes that route.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #2645 on: January 10, 2016, 11:47:05 pm »
Well that's another upside

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« Reply #2646 on: January 11, 2016, 12:34:41 am »
I'm surprised Art hasn't chimed in on this yet. Isn't this his field?

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« Reply #2647 on: January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?
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« Reply #2648 on: January 11, 2016, 01:17:37 am »
Cannibalism of testicles?
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« Reply #2649 on: January 11, 2016, 01:19:30 am »
I thought we were talking about whipped cream

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« Reply #2650 on: January 11, 2016, 01:53:45 am »
Human testicles with whipped cream is a pretty good meaty dessert.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2651 on: January 11, 2016, 02:22:56 am »
I'm surprised Art hasn't chimed in on this yet. Isn't this his field?
I felt no need to. What can I say, other than I've taught you all of you perverted bastards well.

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« Reply #2652 on: January 11, 2016, 04:56:27 pm »
It's amazing how far down the gutter we've fallen.

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« Reply #2653 on: January 11, 2016, 10:12:54 pm »
And yet I imagine we can probably sink lower, actually I know we can go lower past the sewer and into the fucking core of the earth.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2654 on: January 12, 2016, 03:51:13 am »
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