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Offline GLaDOS

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"Santorum Gun"
« on: February 15, 2012, 08:13:18 pm »
Yes, you read that right. Rick Santorum's new political attack ad on Romney for using political attack ads seems to feature Romney firing a gun loaded with, well, Santorum. Adding comments on the official Youtube ad was disabled due to the large amount of Santorum jokes:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtOcrS6axnE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtOcrS6axnE</a>
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Re: "Santorum Gun"
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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 08:29:21 pm »
Always assume stupid.

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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2012, 08:38:41 pm »
I... this... did he just...?

Oh gods that hurt.
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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2012, 08:41:16 pm »
I think that's supposed to be mud.

As in, mud-slinging.

So yes, they are stupid.
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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2012, 09:06:53 pm »
First the Conservatives Unite Moneybomb, and now this.

I'm not sure if epic fail or epic win. Maybe both.

And Santorum knows what his name means. He brought it up several times, which ironically is why the website is #1 for Google searches.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 09:23:35 pm by Lexikon »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2012, 09:22:25 pm »
Yeah, it is supposed to be mud. I’d have thought Santorum would have been more sensitive and realized what else it looked like.
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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2012, 09:32:43 pm »
That's just extraordinary.

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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2012, 09:33:48 pm »
You could have literally chosen any other color. It could have been paintball, but you went the mudslinging route. You should have known what people would say about it.

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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2012, 09:35:18 pm »
You could have literally chosen any other color. It could have been paintball, but you went the mudslinging route. You should have known what people would say about it.
"Santorum by any other name would mean the same"
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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2012, 09:44:41 pm »
You could have literally chosen any other color. It could have been paintball, but you went the mudslinging route. You should have known what people would say about it.
"Santorum by any other name would mean the same"
You know, GLaDOS, you should really be giving us your Wheatley speech about Santorum...

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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2012, 11:44:02 pm »
What the hell?  I understand that it's supposed to be mud, but that noise... sounds like something else entirely.
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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2012, 03:55:04 am »
Lol

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smhk3LX71rg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smhk3LX71rg</a>

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I hope he wins the nominee. It will be near suicide for the republican party. Just like how Pat Buchanan killed the Reform Party. Although not *quite* to that extent.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2012, 04:21:32 am »
Oh... wow.

This is... special.
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Re: "Santorum Gun"
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2012, 04:34:19 pm »
Lol

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smhk3LX71rg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smhk3LX71rg</a>

Even conservatives can't go without saying "surge" and "rise"

I hope he wins the nominee. It will be near suicide for the republican party. Just like how Pat Buchanan killed the Reform Party. Although not *quite* to that extent.
I agree with the nice right wing lady...we don't see that kind of, um, "movement" in American politics much :P