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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #60 on: April 13, 2012, 06:39:57 pm »
After talking about the tornadoes that are currently hitting my state and my desire for bed, this came up during the good-nights:

Deimos: *clings to* dun get hurt
Damen: *chuckles and hugs* Don't worry about me. Either I'll be fine or I'll make it to safety and only lose my house and everything I own. Or I'll die. And none of those choices are ones that require one to worry needlessly.
Deimos: ....you should give comfort to disaster victims
Deimos: would have rocked black Saturday *sarcasm*
Damen:  ;D
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #61 on: April 14, 2012, 02:40:22 am »
12:36 AM - MaybeNever: The nipple, it whispers to me.
12:36 AM - MaybeNever: Dark thoughts.
12:36 AM - MaybeNever: What's that nipple? No, but she needs her skin.
12:36 AM - MaybeNever: It keeps her insides from being her outsides.
12:36 AM - MaybeNever: I know the knife is sharp.
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: I know that.
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: No, I-
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: No, but-
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: W
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: Why are you telling me about your mother?
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: Oh god, this Saturday?
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: Wait, tomorrow?
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: Oh god.
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: No, I'm not having dinner with your mother tomorrow, nipple!
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: No, absolutely not!
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: Look, I have one day off and I'm
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: No
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: Fi-
12:37 AM - MaybeNever: F-
12:38 AM - MaybeNever: FINE
12:38 AM - MaybeNever: YOU HAVE DINNER WITH HER
12:38 AM - MaybeNever: But I won't be here when you get back.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #62 on: April 14, 2012, 02:41:05 am »
lol wut is this I don't even
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2012, 02:32:35 am »
Steam's well-timed disconnect.

12:23 AM - Antechrist: Fuuu, Steam keeps giving me an "unexpected error blah blah blah" message whenever I try to add funds with this prepaid card. It's worked in the past...
12:24 AM - Antechrist: Those fuckers had better not have frozen all transactions over some stupid bullshit.
Your state is set to Offline.
[Other person] is now Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
[Other person] is now Online.
12:25 AM - Antechrist: Well played, Steam.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #64 on: April 26, 2012, 08:01:53 pm »
The_L: i'm going to start of my EdD in the fall
Keiro DreamWalker: :D
The_L: it'll be a lot of work
Keiro DreamWalker: But worth it, no?
The_L: i guess
The_L: I'm only really doing it because it's free for me.
Keiro DreamWalker: It makes you much more employable in the future if you decide to move away from your school.
The_L: depends.
The_L: It makes me more employable by universities.  Most high schools aren't going to pick the person with an Ed.D. if there's someone else with a lower-level degree in the same thing.
Keiro DreamWalker: I still say it's worth it.
The_L: Mom says so too.  I trust her WAY more than I trust Dad, who brought the whole stupid thing up in the first place.
Keiro DreamWalker: Ouch.
The_L: What?
The_L: I trust mom.
The_L: I think Dad's a few men short of a totem pole.
Keiro DreamWalker: No no no, that was to your Dad comment.
Keiro DreamWalker: ... LOL
The_L: Seriously, he used to be an intelligent man, then at some point in the last decade he became totally unhinged.
The_L: I blame Fox News.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #65 on: April 29, 2012, 06:26:26 pm »
Deimos: I keep turning around and hoping every single atom re arranges itself to form an cyborg elephant
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #66 on: May 09, 2012, 09:06:00 pm »
Deimos: goddamnit I keep thinking of mom everytime I go for my prostate....
Damen: ...oh yeah, you're completely normal.
Deimos: XD
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #67 on: May 10, 2012, 01:52:58 am »
From a skype chat with some friends

[23:41:55 EDT] Raccoon: D-Singer> Three BIG things happened inthe LGBT movement today and yesterday
[23:42:35 EDT] Raccoon: 1) The Lead Singer of an MTV Rock Band came out as being Transgendered
[23:42:56 EDT] Raccoon: 2) North Carolina passed their constitutional ban on gay marriage
[23:43:34 EDT] Raccoon: 3) Obama came forward to say he'd changed his mind and supported Gay marriage.
[23:43:58 EDT] Randomwolf42: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWxAaliHVzo&feature=g-u-u also
[23:44:40 EDT] Raccoon: Random> alright! :D
[23:44:46 EDT] Randomwolf42: :3
[23:44:57 EDT] Raccoon: Wait...
[23:44:59 EDT] Raccoon: NO!
[23:45:04 EDT] Randomwolf42: ?
[23:45:18 EDT] Raccoon: That means that I won't be able to convert straights to gays!
[23:45:25 EDT] Randomwolf42: hahahaha
[23:45:48 EDT] Randomwolf42: might have to make a couple changes to Teh Ghey Agenda™
[23:46:12 EDT] Raccoon: I am a musician of the Homosexual New World Order, and as such, it is my DUTY to push god-fearing heterosexuals to become satan-loving deviant sodomizers.


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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #68 on: June 01, 2012, 02:36:12 am »
Deimos: oh gods
Deimos: most awkward moment ever today
Deimos: I discovered by buttplug came with a detachable vibration bullet
Deimos: so I shoved it in, was about to fap
Deimos: mum called me down
Deimos: her friends are everywhere, and I'm trying to make as much noise as possible to hide the hum of vibration
Deimos: and mum heard it and she gave me a funny look
Deimos: and I'm like "ooohmygodgottagoBYE!"
Damen: ...
Damen: o.O
Damen: ...uhh...
Deimos: XD
Deimos: aren't my stories fun?
Damen: *copies* *pastes to FSTDT*
Deimos: D:
Deimos: XD
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #69 on: June 17, 2012, 10:08:19 pm »
Regarding the outcome of a FSTDT orgy.

8:01 PM - Khris: but knowing our fourm theyd probibly start bickiring about who gets to go first
8:02 PM - Antechrist: Then Nickerson and Fred would start arguing about which lube is better for a week straight.
8:02 PM - Antechrist: And somehow it would all become a discussion about kittens.
8:03 PM - Khris: then that discussion will start to take left field then everyone will forget what we were talking about and want to go home
8:03 PM - Antechrist: Then a month later a noob would show up and try to revive the orgy.
8:04 PM - Khris: its so weird that i can see this happining
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #70 on: June 22, 2012, 08:16:12 am »
I am Spike; Mikey is my BFF and a psychology major. Had to share this for lulz and internal cocks.

mikeytron meowing: and, yeah, there's loads of psychological research on teenagers that shows they have underdeveloped frontal cortexes, which controls reason and planning and allows for careful risk assessment and aversion.
mikeytron meowing: the frontal cortex modulates the more immediate reactions made by the hypothalamus, which involves gut instincts, emotional responses, and aggression, and in teens its responses aren't fully regulated or tempered by their frontal cortex before acting
mikeytron meowing: it's a bit more complicated than that, that it's the gist of it. it kind of helps to compare them and their relationship to the ego and the the id, even if psychoanalysis is unfalsifiable quackpottery
mikeytron meowing: wait... not hypothalamus... i meant to say AMYGDALA there...
mikeytron meowing: sorry, i am failing psych 101...
mikeytron meowing: lol i haven't had my coffee yet, ok? :{
Spike Dee: you still meant to say that, anyway
Spike Dee: it's barely 6 AM; you just aren't fully awake yet, AND YOU STILL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ANYWAY
Spike Dee: fuck, dude, i am totally ignorant to this shit, and i wouldn't have even noticed you were wrong if you hadn't corrected yourself
mikeytron meowing: but they don't even look alike and they do totally different things :{ the hypothalamus maintains internal equilibrium and controls basic things like body temp, eating, pituitary hormones, and your internal cock
Spike Dee: ...internal cock
Spike Dee: INTERNAL COCK
mikeytron meowing: INTERNAL CLOCK LOL :{ :{ :{{{ :{{{{
mikeytron meowing: ...well, the amygdala DOES play a role in sexuality
mikeytron meowing: so at least IT sorta CAN be an internal cock even if your hypothalamus isn't, so nyah >P

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #71 on: June 22, 2012, 08:27:35 am »


I have nothing to add except that.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #72 on: June 22, 2012, 08:27:41 am »
INTERNAL COCK!! :D
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #73 on: June 22, 2012, 08:29:23 am »
Embrace the inner wee-wee.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #74 on: June 22, 2012, 06:33:06 pm »
Embrace the inner wee-wee.

With the lower orifices?
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