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Kevin Bacon has a message: #Freethebacon
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:11:59 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dt3IrdampY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dt3IrdampY</a>

TL;DR version is: Hollywood and TV shows have a lot of female nudity but very little male nudity. For the sake of fairness we should see some dicks in movies as well.

The video is quite fun and among the highlights is Bacon offering to redo 50 shades of grey so that he plays Grey and the entire movies is done in one take ...and all of it is a closeup of his dick. (It would still be a better love story than Twilight. Or the original 50 shades for that matter.)

I for one stand behind this idea 100%
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Re: Kevin Bacon has a message: #Freethebacon
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2015, 09:53:36 am »
Why not? Bring on the dicks, I say. I for one dream of a world with pork swords for any and all, as far as they eye can see. After all, everything is better with a one-eyed yoghurt launchers flopping about.
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Re: Kevin Bacon has a message: #Freethebacon
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2015, 07:12:34 pm »
Shame Hollywood movies will only have ugly mutilated disks in them.

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Re: Kevin Bacon has a message: #Freethebacon
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2015, 10:34:27 pm »
I'm all in favour of more dicks everywhere.
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Re: Kevin Bacon has a message: #Freethebacon
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2015, 10:44:00 pm »
I'm all in favour of more dicks everywhere.
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Re: Kevin Bacon has a message: #Freethebacon
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2015, 11:57:30 pm »
What, no Grayson?
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Re: Kevin Bacon has a message: #Freethebacon
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2015, 12:01:18 am »
What, no Grayson?

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Re: Kevin Bacon has a message: #Freethebacon
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2015, 12:06:08 am »
Shame Hollywood movies will only have ugly mutilated disks in them.


seriously, what the hell?


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Re: Kevin Bacon has a message: #Freethebacon
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2015, 12:36:23 am »
Fire is one hell of a drug.

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Re: Kevin Bacon has a message: #Freethebacon
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2015, 03:43:01 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dt3IrdampY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dt3IrdampY</a>

TL;DR version is: Hollywood and TV shows have a lot of female nudity but very little male nudity. For the sake of fairness we should see some dicks in movies as well.

The video is quite fun and among the highlights is Bacon offering to redo 50 shades of grey so that he plays Grey and the entire movies is done in one take ...and all of it is a closeup of his dick. (It would still be a better love story than Twilight. Or the original 50 shades for that matter.)

I for one stand behind this idea 100%


He's got a point. You seldom see some nice guy-bits in Hollywood flicks. Plenty of torsos & butts but no boysticks. Really! We bi/hetero ladies & gay/bi males deserve a little genital eye-candy as well. It's not only prudish, it's a sexist double-standard. BRING ON THE DONGS, DAMMIT!

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Re: Kevin Bacon has a message: #Freethebacon
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2015, 11:38:45 am »
I would honestly prefer it if they had more male nudity in films, but not for the reason you'd think.

I need to get the image of naked Graham Chapman out of my mind. It makes every other role of his just the littlest bit more awkward (pun not intended) knowing what his DICKINSONS looks like.

Though, admittedly, I still wonder why the priests/pastors who were protesting The Life of Brian never talked about that. They were already confusing Brian for Jesus, so you'd figure they'd be upset that a "comedy portraying Jesus" would show his penis.

Well, I goes to prove that they were complaining about something they never watched.