The GOP just keeps digging themselves deeper, don't they?
And just how deep are they digging you ask? Let's go to our reporters in the field and find out.
First up we have Steve and Boom-boom the creeper. Steve, how long ago did the pass your location?
Steve: They passed us days ago travelling at an speed I can't begin to calculate.
Boom-boom: They punched right through the bedrock layer like it wasn't even there.
Thank you Steve. Now to our next correspondent, Satan.
Satan: The story here is much like that of Steve and Boom-boom. We saw the bust through the roof and we tracked them until they went all the way through the floor. They were travelling like a bat out of hell.
Thank you, Satan. Now to Ai-li in China.
Ai-li: We saw them burst from the ground and shoot off into the sky. Our radar systems lost track of them somewhere past the moon.
Thank you, Ai-li. Now to Ollie Williams with sports...