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Offline The Illusive Man

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Dear Missouri, you’re not Texas stupid yet but you’re trying. Never go full retard folks. This is not from The Onion either, the articles are from www.kansascity.com and www.rawstory.com. Have pity on The Onion, how are they supposed to compete with this?

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If the entire $3.5 million allotment for the Motor Vehicle and Driver Licensing Division ultimately is eliminated: “They will not be able to issue any driver’s licenses,” Schaefer, a Columbia Republican, acknowledged.

Other funding cuts target the administration in the Department of Revenue, which oversees the licensing bureau, the Department of Public Safety and the computer section of the state Office of Administration – all of which have drawn Republican ire for their roles in collecting and distributing information about concealed gun permit holders.

Republican lawmakers have asserted that people’s privacy rights have been violated by a new Department of Revenue policy intended to cut down on fraud. The procedure called for licensing clerks to make electronic copies of people’s personal documents such as birth certificates and concealed gun permits. Nixon recently ordered an end to the copying of concealed gun permits, but that has not quelled Republican frustrations.


DO IT, DEW EETTT NAO! The sheer carnage created will: actually make people miss the DMV, cause hilarious amounts of political turmoil and bring in the federal government to kick the stupid out of them.

Now you might be wondering (assuming your brain cells are still alive) who lost their mind and came up with this BS. Look no further than Melissa Wilson, wife of state Rep. Kenneth Wilson (R). Because the UN iz commin’ ta geet ur gunz!

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Melissa Wilson, wife of state Rep. Kenneth Wilson (R), told the committee earlier this month that she was certain that gun records had been shared with the federal government as a part of a United Nations initiative called Agenda 21, which some conservatives believe is a conspiracy to “transform America from the land of the free, to the land of the collective” through “a mind-control” tactic called the Delphi technique.

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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2013, 09:20:02 pm »
...all because the wife of a State Rep told them this?

Ironbite-jesus christ they are going full retard.

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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2013, 09:31:07 pm »
<hard core snark> Welp, the Missouri cash economy will get a boost out of it; the state will become the nation's

clearinghouse for stolen cars and stripped auto parts! Just think of Misery's convenient, in the middle-of-flyover country

location!  And I thought all they had goin' for 'em in this economy was the meth labs  ;) <snark/>

Okay , Show Me State, show us how fast you can string this fool up by his sac.
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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2013, 09:33:49 pm »
Is it any wonder Mark Twain called this place "Misery"?
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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2013, 11:17:11 pm »
New rule: if you want to pass legislation based on your beliefs about the UN, you must first pass a basic examination about it. Results range from A for Appropriate Aptitude to C, Competent and F, Fucking Retard.  The results are public and posted on all ballots in the next election.
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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2013, 11:31:42 pm »
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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2013, 11:55:21 pm »
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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2013, 12:13:47 am »
Wut... just WUT?

Yeah cause that will fix things RIGHT up! *headdesk*
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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2013, 12:49:11 am »
I am actually hoping that they go through with this and the DMV is shut down, at least for a while.

I'm really sorry for the people in Missouri but it really does seem that some people with their libertarian an "small goverment" views won't learn unless they see what kind of fuck ups will follow if they actually get their way.
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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2013, 12:57:25 am »
That tinfoil hat Delphi stuff is just icing on the cake of Duuurrrh.

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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2013, 01:13:39 am »
So, with no DMV to issue driver's licenses, are they going to let people drive without them?

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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2013, 01:15:49 am »
So, with no DMV to issue driver's licenses, are they going to let people drive without them?
Probably. Because freedom.
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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2013, 01:24:04 am »
So, with no DMV to issue driver's licenses, are they going to let people drive without them?
Hay guize guess what is recognized as a valid form of photo ID needed to vote? Thankfully there are alternatives means.
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Re: Cut all the funding for the DMV, what could possibly go wrong?
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2013, 03:07:03 am »
Why?  Why does my state have to be filled with such stupidity.  It's somewhat understandable since we are the meth capital, but still.  I need to get the hell out of here.  On the bright side, at least I'm not in Kansas.