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Forum Games / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by Random Guy on March 26, 2017, 01:38:40 pm »
You get run over by a real T-34 tank.

I insert my dog.
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Forum Games / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by Eiki-mun on March 26, 2017, 08:57:17 am »
You get a small (100 ml) bottle of Smirnoff vodka.

I insert a tiny, but fully detailed and intricate model of a T-34 tank.
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Hey, we've got to pay for those tax cuts for the rich somehow!
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/03/24/billed-for-guardrail-death/99601304/

Note that the title is slightly exaggerated. What actually happened is that a teen crashed her car and died when impacting with a guard rail and now her family is billed for the replacement.

...But there are more things that are wrong with this. You see, the rail isn't safe. It doesn't work on speeds over 60mph and the bit of road where the accident happened has a speed limit of 70mph. And the railings of that type used to work until the company that made them changed the blueprints to make the product cheaper, a change that also made them more dangerous (you know, the opposite of what they are supposed to do.)

...There are so many things that are wrong with this.
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The Lounge / Re: Things That Annoy You
« Last post by Askold on March 26, 2017, 02:26:42 am »
Someone shares a promo video of a pistol holster onto the FB group for Shadowrun. Two things happen. A debate over whether or not carrying a pistol with an empty chamber is "fucking stupid" or a perfectly viable way to make your gun safer even if it does add an extra step to making your gun ready. ...And the other thing is horny geeks talking about how hot the lady in the video is and wishing that she had been dressed like Lara Croft.


...Come on guys, if you are that desperate to see hot chicks go watch porn.
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Forum Games / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by Art Vandelay on March 26, 2017, 02:24:04 am »
You get enough obscure references to buy one whole weed.

I insert a handful of dog hair.
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Society and History / Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Last post by Cloud3514 on March 26, 2017, 02:09:36 am »
Question for any human females reading this, why don't you appreciate the guy who wants to kill you?

Side note, why do all of these idiots have the speech patterns of the Ferengi?
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Forum Games / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by pyro on March 26, 2017, 01:49:30 am »
You get an asteroid lodged in Uranus.

I insert a 30 year old Hot Wheels toy car.

You get a matchbox car.

I insert bni.hlqwkpwqbvnenralstuqwfp.
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Politics and Government / Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Last post by Cloud3514 on March 26, 2017, 12:58:59 am »
How about alternative anal?
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Society and History / Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Last post by niam2023 on March 26, 2017, 12:51:36 am »
MGTOWs: We have overcome our transphobia through sheer misogyny!
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