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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1320 on: February 09, 2016, 06:17:45 pm »
You get the manically laughing head of the anthropomorphic representation of the right-wing.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1321 on: February 10, 2016, 12:34:48 am »
You get Tom Cruise.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1322 on: February 10, 2016, 01:46:58 am »
You get the sequel everyone list hype for a decade ago.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1323 on: February 10, 2016, 11:34:58 am »
The vending machine is out of order for 6 years.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1324 on: February 23, 2016, 12:11:54 am »
You give the vending machine severe heartburn.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1325 on: February 23, 2016, 01:00:28 am »
The machine gives you the most sumptuous blowjob you've ever received. Your dick is covered in oil afterwards.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1326 on: February 23, 2016, 02:13:54 am »
You get a severed head.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1327 on: February 23, 2016, 10:48:49 am »
You get a mountain of conspiracy theory's surrounding his death.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1328 on: February 24, 2016, 12:15:11 am »
You fail your math class.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1329 on: February 24, 2016, 01:48:48 pm »
You get an F.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1330 on: February 24, 2016, 03:32:10 pm »
You get a pompous idiot full of hot air. (Or Donald Trump really the same thing.)


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1331 on: March 03, 2016, 11:38:28 pm »
You get an analysis of why the professor thinks you answered it the way you did, and what issues that reveals about you. Oh, and a B-.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1332 on: March 04, 2016, 12:13:29 am »
You get a junkyard dog and an alligator snapping turtle.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1333 on: March 04, 2016, 02:46:18 am »
You get the complete works of Washington Irving.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1334 on: March 04, 2016, 08:00:17 am »
You get better cereal.

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EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.