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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1335 on: March 12, 2016, 02:35:10 pm »
You get the Sword of Heroes, said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at OWWWW!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1336 on: July 20, 2016, 12:59:37 pm »
I unstick my ass from the vending machine and insert Ironbite instead.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1337 on: July 20, 2016, 01:55:20 pm »
You get a cute little feathered raptor who goes around acting tough like the chicken hawk I'm the old Looney Tunes cartoons.

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I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1338 on: July 31, 2016, 02:59:36 am »
The vending machine gags on him and pukes him back up.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1339 on: July 31, 2016, 03:10:28 am »
You get 8 tons of fanfic

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1340 on: July 31, 2016, 02:47:36 pm »
You get a TPK cause I'm the DM and I like killing my players.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1341 on: July 31, 2016, 02:51:39 pm »
You get a crocoduck.

I throw it back into the machine.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1342 on: August 01, 2016, 01:42:30 am »
You get Archaeopteryx

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1343 on: November 21, 2016, 11:55:06 pm »
You get the annoying kid from Good Burger.

I insert an Ankylosaurus.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1344 on: March 11, 2017, 11:38:56 pm »
You get a chicken.

You insert SCP-914
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1345 on: March 12, 2017, 08:06:27 pm »
You get a pile of broken machine parts.

I insert a dead body.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1346 on: March 12, 2017, 08:31:09 pm »
You get a live body.

I insert $2.50.
« Last Edit: March 12, 2017, 10:28:50 pm by Art Vandelay »

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1347 on: March 12, 2017, 10:22:59 pm »
You get a 1L bottle of soda.

I insert a copy of The Mona Lisa.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1348 on: March 13, 2017, 04:26:43 pm »
You get a portrait of Elvis Presley on black velvet.

I insert a sparkling effeminate angsty Twilight vampire.
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Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1349 on: March 17, 2017, 12:20:04 am »
You get a portrait of Elvis Presley on black velvet.

I insert a sparkling effeminate angsty Twilight vampire.

You get a packet of glitter makeup.

I insert a CD.
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