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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1350 on: March 20, 2017, 03:57:12 am »
Yo get 200 cassette tapes.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1351 on: March 23, 2017, 09:05:36 pm »
You get a giant mutant trout.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1352 on: March 24, 2017, 09:31:10 am »
You get an orgasm.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1353 on: March 24, 2017, 09:58:20 am »
You get a repair bill for one water damaged vending machine.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1354 on: March 24, 2017, 10:39:49 am »
You get slapped by an irate schoolgirl who looks like she's 21 but really only 15.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1355 on: March 24, 2017, 11:50:44 pm »
You get a burrito.

I insert a Bible.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1356 on: Today at 12:18:52 am »
You get a koran

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1357 on: Today at 12:34:37 am »
You get cantabis, cannabis's less motivated cousin.

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