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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2012, 04:50:57 am »
You get the entire state of Maine.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2012, 04:59:39 am »
The machine causes you to swap bodies with Stephen King, and spits out a note that tells you nobody must know of the swap, and you must meet Stephen King (now in your old body) in this exact location, exactly 5 years from now if you don't want the world to end.

You get a ninja whose mission is to kill you.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2012, 06:21:10 am »
You get Christian Weston Chandler.

I insert an axe.
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2012, 08:29:54 am »
You get a grindstone (but no axe to grind on it)

I insert a pot full of really unpleasant muesli.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2012, 01:22:05 pm »
You get a pot of alright uncooked instant oatmeal.

I insert a mirror.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2012, 08:20:46 pm »
You get a rabbit with a pocketwatch

I insert Alistair from Dragon Age: Origins
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2012, 09:11:59 pm »
You get a tank with abandonment issues.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2012, 09:39:55 pm »
You get a tank with abandonment issues.

I insert a horse.

You get a strap-on the same size and shape of a horse wiener.

I insert a Prinny.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #38 on: March 16, 2012, 09:29:17 pm »
You get Tyrant Overlord Baal in Prinny form.

I insert this song:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga9YAMLGr6E" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga9YAMLGr6E</a>
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #39 on: March 16, 2012, 10:11:02 pm »
You receive an angry Mick Jagger.

I insert my arm.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2012, 06:15:59 am »
You receive a severed arm-yours, naturally. (DUH!)

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2012, 11:34:03 am »
You get a Left Behind novel.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #42 on: March 18, 2012, 09:43:03 am »
You get a broken Nintendo 64

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #43 on: March 18, 2012, 09:49:56 am »
You get a fresh soul, polished to a pearly lustre.

I insert a sock.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2012, 10:46:14 am »
You get back a sock filled with severed penises that looks like this.

I insert a flower.
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