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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2012, 08:27:43 am »
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2012, 08:36:51 am »
I really hate for this to sound so final, but I want you to know that it has been a pleasure to know you, as little as I do. You have always been one of my favorite board members. Whether you were giving someone comfort, advice, or spinning a yarn of some alcohol-fueld brawl you got into as a young man, I always enjoyed what you had to say. You are also one hell of a Minecraft builder ;]

I want to see you kick this thing's ass. 2015 and beyond.
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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2012, 08:39:59 am »
Minecraft is one of the few video games I can still play because it does not require me to have the twitch responses on line at all times. I can go at my own pace.
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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2012, 08:51:29 am »
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."


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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2012, 08:57:22 am »
I seem to be in the same boat as Madam Antijesus in that I've no clue how to translate my thoughts to text in a halfway coherent manner. I'm sure I don't need to say that you're the most respected poster on these forums by a wide margin and very rightly so, so I'll just say for now that I wish you all the best, friend. Wahtever happens, don't stop kicking ass as long as a single breath remains in your body.

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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2012, 09:23:20 am »
I've been trying to find words to express my feelings. Looks like M. Antichrist said it better than me, so I'll just repeat what she said...

I've always had the utmost respect for you. Your level-headedness, eloquence (I've often found myself envious of your ability to express yourself so clearly), and overall balls-to-the-wall awesome personality come through in each of your posts. We're all blessed to have had the opportunity (and hopefully more than a few more years of opportunities) to know you.
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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #51 on: May 30, 2012, 09:37:14 am »
I'm not that good with speeches and others have already praised you with much more poetic and eloguent words than what I could come up with so I'll just say that you really have earned deserve the respect that you have on FSTDT.


No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

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...Deal.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2012, 09:49:36 am »
I dont know what to say at the moment *Hugs*

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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2012, 10:36:55 am »
Sandman, you are an amazing person and it's been an honor knowing you. I really hope things turn around. 2015 needs a Sandman.
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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2012, 03:32:55 pm »
I've always viewed you as a wonderful person, Sandman, for your personality, your eloquence, your insight, and your overall contributions to FSTDT. It's difficult to adequately express my thoughts on this matter, but just know that I (and many others) have the utmost respect for you, and you deserve every bit of it. You've always been someone whose posts I enjoyed, regardless of the occasion. I'm glad that your wife's a strong lady who's able to help you through this time. I hope you kick this thing's ass.
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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #55 on: May 30, 2012, 03:42:37 pm »
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

Noted, though hopefully those won't be your final words for a long while.  No matter what, best wishes and thoughts, Sandman.
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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2012, 03:56:31 pm »
sandman... ... ... ... ... I... ... ...

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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2012, 04:29:28 pm »
Much like quite a few posters on here, I seem to be stuck on what to say to this.

And nearly everything I could say has been said already, so I'll simply say...good luck. And it's been an honour to meet you.
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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2012, 04:32:07 pm »
I've long considered you the heart of the boards, Sandman. I have a ton of respect for you.

I don't even know what else to say. Good luck, and don't leave us yet, if you can help it.

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Re: Sandman may not be on for a bit.
« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2012, 04:40:18 pm »
/salute, you magnificent bastard, if it does come to that.

That being said? I'm still hoping that you'll beat it.  You're stronger than you think, I percieve.
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