Twiight: A girl moves to the middle of nowhere, and spends a lot of time on Twiighter sending Twiights about her self-insert fanfiction
New Mon: The sequel, in which the girl starts a grow operation.
Elipse: Having lost her boyfriend due to weight gain, the girl looks for a machine she can't spell.
Breaking Dan: Having recovered from the previous books, the girl goes off to "collect some debts". Poor Dan...