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Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« on: December 21, 2012, 03:43:29 pm »
No real life examples, please

South Park:
Cartman - Slytherin
Kyle - Ravenclaw
Stan - Gryffindor
Kenny - Gryffindor or Hufflepuff
Butters - Hufflepuff
Wendy - Ravenclaw
Craig - Slytherin

Archer:
Archer - Slytherin
Pam - Hufflepuff
Lana - Gryffindor
Malory - Slytherin
Barry - Slytherin
Ray - Gryffindor
Cyril - Hufflepuff

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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2012, 03:54:30 pm »
MLP
Twilight Sparkle - Ravenclaw
Rarity - Hufflepuff
Rainbow Dash - Gryffindor
Fluttershy - Ravenclaw
Applejack - Gryffindor
Pinkie Pie - Hufflepuff
Derpy Hooves - Muggle

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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2012, 04:07:36 pm »
The Simpsons:

Homer - Hufflepuff
Marge - Ravenclaw
Bart - Slytherin
Lisa - Ravenclaw
Maggie - Gryffindor
Milhouse - Hufflepuff
Ralph - Hufflepuff
Flanders - Gryffindor
Apu - Ravenclaw
Moe - Slytherin
Nelson - Slytherin
Mr. Burns - Slytherin
Lenny - Hufflepuff
Carl - Hufflepuff
Comic Book Guy - Ravenclaw
Ms. Krabappel - Ravenclaw
Santa's Little Helper - Gryffindor
« Last Edit: December 21, 2012, 06:32:20 pm by Sleepy »
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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2012, 09:06:58 pm »
Star Fox:

Fox - Gryffindor
Slippy - Hufflepuff
Peppy - Gryffindor
Falco - Gryffindor
Krystal - Ravenclaw

Wolf - Gryffindor
Leon - Expelled from Hogwarts before even being sorted
Andrew - Slytherin
Panther - Ravenclaw

Super Mario Stuff

Mario - Gryffindor
Luigi - Gryffindor (yes, I mean it)
Peach - Ravenclaw
Toads - Hufflepuff.  ALL OF THEM.
Daisy - Gryffindor

Bowser - Slytherin (...duh)
Kamek - Ravenclaw
Wart - Hufflepuff

Goombario - Ravenclaw
Kooper - Gryffindor
Bombette - Gryffindor (you gotta be brave to blow yourself up over and over again)
Parakarry - Hufflepuff
Bow - Slytherin (first heroic example yaaaaaaaaaay)
Watt - Gryffindor
Sushie - Hufflepuff
Lakilester - Slytherin

Sly Cooper

Sly - Slytherin
Murray - Gryffindor
Bentley - Ravenclaw
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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2012, 09:17:59 pm »
Jak and Daxter:

Jak - Gryffindor
Daxter - Hufflepuff
Keira - Ravenclaw
Samos - Gryffindor
Erol - Slytherin
Kor - Slytherin
Sig - Gryffindor
Pecker - Slytherin
Veger - Slytherin
Ashelin - Gryffindor
Torn - Gryffindor
Baron Praxis - Slytherin

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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2012, 09:27:34 pm »
Shouldn't this be in Forum Games?

Fallout universe:
Vault Dweller: Gryffindor
Tandi: Gryffindor
Chosen One: Gryffindor
Lone Wanderer: Gryffindor
Three Dog: Gryffindor
President Dick Richardson: Slytherin
Moira: Ravenclaw
Ian: Hufflepuff
Alastair Tenpenny: Slytherin
Dogmeat: Hufflepuff.
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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2012, 10:09:57 pm »
Adol Christin: Gryffindor


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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2012, 11:29:41 pm »
Shouldn't this be in Forum Games?

Fallout universe:
Vault Dweller: Gryffindor
Tandi: Gryffindor
Chosen One: Gryffindor
Lone Wanderer: Gryffindor
Three Dog: Gryffindor
President Dick Richardson: Slytherin
Moira: Ravenclaw
Ian: Hufflepuff
Alastair Tenpenny: Slytherin
Dogmeat: Hufflepuff.

Ah, you're right.

I'll fix this :)
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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2012, 04:53:24 pm »
The Legend of Zelda
Link: Gryffindor
Zelda: Ravenclaw
Ganondorf: Slytherin

Star Trek
Kirk: Slytherin
Spock: Ravenclaw
McCoy: Gryffindor
Scotty: Hufflepuff
Sulu: Gryffindor
Uhura: Hufflepuff
Chekov: Slytherin

Picard: Ravenclaw
Riker: Gryffindor
Data: Ravenclaw
Worf: Gryffindor
Crusher: Ravenclaw
Troi: Hufflepuff
Wesley: Slytherin
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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2013, 05:23:44 pm »
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

Gryffindor:
Buzz Lightyear
Mira Nova
Commander Nebula

Hufflepuff:
Booster Munchapper
Professor Triffid

Ravenclaw:
Madame President
the LGMs

Slytherin:
Evil Emperor Zurg
Warp Darkmatter
NOS-4-A2

Ty Parsec could be a Gryffindor or a heroic Slytherin.
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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2013, 05:36:09 pm »
Monkey Island:

Guybrush - Gryffindor
Elaine - Ravenclaw
Stan - Slytherin
LeCheck - Slytherin
Voodoo Lady - Ravenclaw
Murray - Slytherin
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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2013, 12:44:39 am »
Dexter:

Dexter - Slytherin (or possibly Ravenclaw)
Deb - Gryffindor
Masuka - Ravenclaw
Angel - Hufflepuff
Doakes - antiheroic Gryffindor (or possibly Hufflepuff)
Rita - Hufflepuff
Cody - Gryffindor
Astor - Hufflepuff
Harry - Gryffindor (or possibly Slytherin)
LaGuerta - Slytherin

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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2013, 02:39:04 am »
I've never really gotten into the Harry Potter books and films, but from what I remember:
Gryffindor: The hero's house
Hufflepuff: The butt-monkey's house
Ravenclaw: The anti-hero's house
Slytherin: The villain/nemesis' house

Anyway:

Puyo Puyo universe:

Arle Nadja - Gryffindor
Schezo Wegey - Hufflepuff
Rulue - Ravenclaw
Satan - Slytherin
Draco Centauros - Slytherin
Witch (yes, that's her name) - Ravenclaw
Amitie - Gryffindor
Sig - Hufflepuff
Raffine - Ravenclaw
Ringo Andou - Gryffindor
Maguro Sasaki - Ravenclaw
Risukuma - Hufflepuff

(Only did select characters because holy shit, there are a lot of characters in the Madou Monogatari/Puyo Puyo series)

Pokémon universe:

"Red" - Gryffindor
"Blue" - Slytherin
"Green" - Ravenclaw
"Yellow" - Hufflepuff
"Gold" - Gryffindor
"Silver" - Slytherin
Kris - Ravenclaw
Kotone - Hufflepuff
Brendan/"Ruby" - Gryffindor
May/"Sapphire"- Ravenclaw
Wally - Ravenclaw
"Emerald" - Slytherin
Lucas - Gryffindor
Dawn - Hufflepuff
Barry - Ravenclaw
Hilbert - Gryffindor
Hilda - Ravenclaw
Cheren - Ravenclaw
Bianca - Hufflepuff
N - Slytherin
Nate - Gryffindor
Rosa - Hufflepuff
Hugh - Slytherin

(Did only the trainers and rivals because, again, really big cast when the whole series is condensed together)

Sonic the Hedgehog (games only):

Sonic - Gryffindor
Tails - Gryffindor
Knuckles - Ravenclaw
Amy Rose - Hufflepuff
Cream - Hufflepuff
Shadow - Slytherin
Rouge - Slytherin
Dr. Robotnik/Eggman - Slytherin
Silver - Hufflepuff
Blaze - Gryffindor

(again, real big cast, and I didn't include the shows or comics)

...and because I swear I'm the only person here who cares about these four and I wanna do them:

Mighty - Ravenclaw
Ray - Hufflepuff
Bean - Ravenclaw
Bark - Ravenclaw
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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2013, 04:54:48 pm »
Each house represents a quality that its members posess.

Gryfindor = bravery
Ravenclaw = intelligence/cleverness
Slytherine = resourcefulness (often to the point of doing whatever it takes to get ahead)
Hufflepuff = hard work and loyalty (or sometimes just "none of the above")

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Re: Sort fictional characters into Hogwarts houses
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2013, 12:15:43 am »
Law & Order: SVU

Olivia Benson: Hufflepuff
John Munch: Ravenclaw
Odafin "Fin" Tutuola: Hufflepuff
Donald Cragen: Gryffindor
Elliot Stabler: Gryffindor
Melinda Warner: Ravenclaw

George Huang: Ravenclaw

Alexandra Cabot: Hufflepuff
Casey Novak: Ravenclaw
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