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Offline calee022

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I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« on: December 25, 2012, 08:54:52 am »
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Re: I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2012, 12:25:30 pm »
Huh? O_o

He can't get one app to work so he returned the entire device?
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Re: I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2012, 12:37:49 pm »
Huh? O_o

He can't get one app to work so he returned the entire device?
She's a fundie, she obviously doesn't know how things work.

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Re: I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2012, 12:51:52 pm »
Huh? O_o

He can't get one app to work so he returned the entire device?

What the hell were you reading?  I didn't see that in this review.  Secondly, I think her anger is justified over having an ad bug the shit out of her to install something she doesn't want to install.  I'm not sure if the vendors have any control over what apps are displayed or how ads are regulated, but I can totally see how this could sour someone's experience with this app.

Now, the whole "Satanic possession" bit might be a tad fundie, but other than that, I think the anger is totally justified.
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Re: I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2012, 04:31:46 pm »
I think I misread it but I thought he/she meant she returned her entire device because she was angry at the app. The all caps wharglbargl is confusing to read for me.
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Re: I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2012, 04:33:32 pm »
If there's a way to get this submitted to the mainpage, I'd be all for it.
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Re: I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2012, 09:19:46 pm »
I've gotta agree that ONE shit app is no reason to return an entire device.  Whether or not the review is actually fundie, that's some weapons grade stupid there.
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Re: I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2012, 09:51:43 pm »
I've gotta agree that ONE shit app is no reason to return an entire device.  Whether or not the review is actually fundie, that's some weapons grade stupid there.

Why the hell are you people reading that into this?  She reinstalled her Bible app, and made a point to bitch about how an ad in another app caused her phone to bitch at her to install something whenever she tried to access her Bible app.

Seriously, does anybody around here have any reading comprehension when it comes to stuff like this?  She said she returned back TO her device (AKA the home page), not "I returned my device."  I mean, geez.  I know you guys are eager to bash fundies and all, but you seriously need to read a little more carefully.
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Re: I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2012, 11:18:36 pm »
She says "return back to my device," which is an unusual phrasing.  However, it should be read as exiting the app and returning to the main menu.  Her complaint is mostly valid, though she is also crazier than Gary Busey/Charlie Sheen lovechild.

As an aside, my phone tried to auto-correct device to devil.  Found that amusing.

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Re: I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2012, 09:09:51 am »
What the hell were you reading?  I didn't see that in this review.  Secondly, I think her anger is justified over having an ad bug the shit out of her to install something she doesn't want to install.  I'm not sure if the vendors have any control over what apps are displayed or how ads are regulated, but I can totally see how this could sour someone's experience with this app.

Now, the whole "Satanic possession" bit might be a tad fundie, but other than that, I think the anger is totally justified.
Being angry is justified, but it seems she's complaining about the wrong app. The problem is with the the way the Bible app is displaying ads, not with the app the ad happened to be advertising for.

Plus, the whole "You are infringing on my right to freedom of religion because I'm having trouble accessing the Bible in one particular way" thing.
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Re: I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2012, 04:44:19 pm »
You could buy a Bible.  Just a thought.   Or you could steal one from a hotel room.  Just a better thought.
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Re: I was browsing Android apps, and found this review...
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2012, 09:29:59 pm »
Hell, people give 'em away for free. I have two, and I certainly didn't pay for them or even request them in any way.
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