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The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« on: February 08, 2013, 12:48:17 pm »
Well, at least on the heavy metal radio station for Seton Hall University, a Roman Catholic school. Any band names that include "God", "Satan", "Jesus" or portray the Catholic Church in a negative light are prohibited from being said on the air, according to a notice on their employee bulletin board. So the question is, how many of these bands do you listen to? I only have two. Satan is disappoint.

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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2013, 01:35:44 pm »
What, Godsmack is okay?  Judas Priest?  And don't you just love the names at the bottom that will result in immediate termination of those that should utter them?

I can understand why most of them can't be mentioned on the air, but I have to ask; is this a joke?  The aforementioned list of names at the bottom makes me think it is.
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2013, 01:43:09 pm »
Quote from: Star Cluster on February 08, 2013, 01:35:44 pm
What, Godsmack is okay?  Judas Priest?  And don't you just love the names at the bottom that will result in immediate termination of those that should utter them?

I can understand why most of them can't be mentioned on the air, but I have to ask; is this a joke?  The aforementioned list of names at the bottom makes me think it is.
Maybe the last ones were added as a joke, I don't know. But I'll be honest with you, I think mentioning Bieber should be a fireable offense.
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2013, 01:48:50 pm »
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on February 08, 2013, 01:43:09 pm
Quote from: Star Cluster on February 08, 2013, 01:35:44 pm
What, Godsmack is okay?  Judas Priest?  And don't you just love the names at the bottom that will result in immediate termination of those that should utter them?

I can understand why most of them can't be mentioned on the air, but I have to ask; is this a joke?  The aforementioned list of names at the bottom makes me think it is.
Maybe the last ones were added as a joke, I don't know. But I'll be honest with you, I think mentioning Bieber should be a fireable offense.

Yeah, well, that's true.  But still...
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I don't know why people compare George Carlin to God. He's great and all, but he's no George Carlin.-Anon.

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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2013, 02:49:09 pm »
I lost it at Rhino Clit.
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2013, 03:12:23 pm »
I expected them to be more inconsistent and allow something like "Satan Dethroned."
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2013, 04:35:23 pm »
The names are good for a giggle.  Surely all these groups haven't made commercially-available recordings.
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 05:19:46 pm »
So basically all the good bands are banned? Pussy Overload and Smother Theresa are fucking good band names tho.
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2013, 05:32:45 pm »
No mention of The Fuckfucks?  Disappointed.
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2013, 05:42:02 pm »
Quote from: Old Viking on February 08, 2013, 04:35:23 pm
The names are good for a giggle.  Surely all these groups haven't made commercially-available recordings.

Cannibal Corpse, Cradle of Filth and Puscifer are legitimately successful bands. I judge this by the fact that I've heard their names many times, even though I don't really listen to that kind of music much.
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2013, 05:53:04 pm »
Quote from: Hades on February 08, 2013, 05:42:02 pm
Quote from: Old Viking on February 08, 2013, 04:35:23 pm
The names are good for a giggle.  Surely all these groups haven't made commercially-available recordings.

Cannibal Corpse, Cradle of Filth and Puscifer are legitimately successful bands. I judge this by the fact that I've heard their names many times, even though I don't really listen to that kind of music much.
And the Crucifucks were a popular underground (is that an oxymoron?) punk rock band from the '80s.
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2013, 06:26:48 pm »
I see my new band Death Camp Orgy Girls on Acid will not go over well there.
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2013, 07:25:14 pm »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on February 08, 2013, 06:26:48 pm
I see my new band Death Camp Orgy Girls on Acid will not go over well there.
So that's a no on Bloodbath of the Nursery School Rapist as well? Pity, that.
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2013, 08:51:54 pm »
I take it that Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina is right out, then?
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Re: The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can't Say on Radio
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2013, 10:26:56 pm »
Only if you're Jewish.
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